Kill James Bond!

James Bond is Dead. Austin Powers has been Refrozen. Charlie is with the Angels now. Who else is left?

This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 9th of August- is Johnny English!

(the edited VOD is coming soon, it needs a little more work to be perfect)

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Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Listen to the rest of this episode Here!

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Recorded just moments before our Johnny English Live Shows, we pull down the curtain and get a little bit real. Finally, we're breaking our silence on the following questions: Whats the best type of Dog? What's our fancast for a Zardoz remake? How did we feel about I Saw The TV Glow? And finally- What did James Bond do to that guy?

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Get your live show tickets Here!- But do it fast

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Thank you so much for suggesting this one, whoever it was. This was a shot of pure, beautiful, comic book bullshit at the end of what has been a very long season of solidarity. A mob boss is blackmailed by a police detective into helping him hunt down an elusive thief and his beautiful stacked 10/10 trans baddie gf

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Friend of the show Blake is fundraising for gender affirming surgery

It would mean the world if you could help contribute to her fundraiser!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/blakes-gender-affirming-surgery-fundraiser?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Get your live show tickets Here!
Listen to the rest of this episode Here!

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This week on the Kill James Bond Bonus feed, November and Abi are alone again, they've each received a powerful electric shock granting them a sort of sex-based telepathy, and they're finally going to get to the bottom of exactly what it is... that women want.

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Friend of the show Blake is fundraising for gender affirming surgery

It would mean the world if you could help contribute to her fundraiser!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/blakes-gender-affirming-surgery-fundraiser?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Get your live show tickets at https://Killjamesbond.com/live

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This week on the free feed, Alphaville. What happens when a prominent director of the french new wave gets a hold of a pulp detective IP? It turns out, he invents going 'woah, computers'

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Friend of the show Blake is fundraising for gender affirming surgery

It would mean the world if you could help contribute to her fundraiser!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/blakes-gender-affirming-surgery-fundraiser?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Get your live show tickets at https://Killjamesbond.com/live!
Listen to the rest of this episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/108418690

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This week on the bonus feed, November brings us The Duke of Burgundy, a beautiful, timeless movie about just how fucking exhausting it is to be lifestyle D/S.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Get your live show tickets at https://Killjamesbond.com/live!

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This week we're taking another trip down memory lane as we attempt November's original concept for season two- Attempting to recall the Bond movies entirely based on having seen and discussed them several years ago. This week, we are forced to derive Thunderball from first principles.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This is a preview of a bonus episode. Check it out here!

In this episode of Kill James Bond, we look at 1980's Cruising, A movie about a serial killer stalking the S&M community in the Meatpacking District of New York. Protested during it's production and release, this movie remains.... let's say controversial. 

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

Please don't donate money as your sole intersection with palestine organising. You have to do other things now.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This is the 1969 sequel to 1967's Deadlier Than The Male. Lloyds insurance agent Bulldog Drummond is pitted once again against Carl Peterson and his army of female agents- except this time, something is very, very wrong with the ladies...

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

Please don't donate money as your sole intersection with palestine organising. You have to do other things now.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This week, it's the RARE COMBO of Just Abi and Devon! We've just noticed that its Pride, so for this first of three gay ass movies, we're talking about Abi's pick- The Birdcage! Robin Williams and Nathan Lane star as a queer couple who have to pretend to be normal for one night when their son's girlfriend's republican parents come round for dinner. It rules

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort.

Please don't donate money as your sole intersection with palestine organising. You have to do other things now.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

In the first time we've ever seen a recast get worked into the plot, OSS 117 gets plastic surgery to look exactly like a deadly criminal, then infiltrates Gay Spectre. You read that correctly.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This week, we once again enter the November Zone as we watch Sebastián Lelio's The Wonder. A movie about an english nurse tasked with observing a young irish girl who has survived without food for four months, but more than that, a movie about stories.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This movie, based (loosely) on the Bulldog Drummond series of pulp novels, posits the question "What if women?". The answer, dear listeners, may surprise you.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

A few months ago we held a poll to decide on our 5mil celebration episode, and the winner was Master and Commander. A close runner up and fan favourite was this, a classic punchline movie. Lmao it's Sean Connery dressed wierd hahaha. But what if I told you, it fucking ruled actually.

This episode was held behind the iron paywall for three months, until we needed it most. Until hoarse voices cried out in terror- We're all too sick to record an episode of our podcast this week.

John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

After watching Beowulf, we decided to take a look at another recent film about the Vikings. A film lauded as an extremely accurate depiction of a 80-IQ ripped guy eating shit constantly in service of righting a wrong that was already righted while he wasn't paying attention. Is it fascist? Maybe. Maybe it's good though, ever thought of that?

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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A New place to listen!

Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

In a rare turn of events, we encounter an actually good movie—not just a good Eurospy movie, but just a flat-out banger of a movie—very late in the season and after we've become expert witnesses on just how bad and formulaic pretty much every Eurospy movie is. That's right, we're reviewing the 1966 film THE QUILLER MEMORANDUM featuring some cast you might have heard of, such as: Alec Guiness, Max von Sydow, George Segal, with a screenplay by... Harold Pinter? And it's good. It's great! What the hell is going on?

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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A New place to listen!

Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This is a preview of a bonus episode- find the whole thing here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/103479113

Beowulf is a 2007 American adult animated fantasy action film produced and directed by Robert Zemeckis, written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, based on the Old English epic poem Beowulf, and featuring the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Brendan Gleeson, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Alison Lohman, and Angelina Jolie. The film depicts the rise and fall of the monsterfucker Beowulf after he travels to Denmark to fuck a monster. 

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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A New place to listen!

Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

This week: We're fucking back to fucking eurospy you mother fuckers. Our Duty is ironclad, our Will steadfast, our Vision clear... And we're using this to derive a perfect forumla for a Eurospy movie. The names change but the roles remain the same every time. 009? M? Bond? The 'our man in [location]', the local guide, The first woman, The second woman, SPECTRE, the Boat that gets blown up... All here, all present. Never quite the same but always familiar, similar.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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A New place to listen!

Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Okay okay okay, how about a fun one. I know the Card Counter and To The Bone were heavy, and you've all been so good. With the state of the world as it is, maybe we just need to watch a 1997 comedy about two best friends who want to impress their small-town high school.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Three Nights, Three Shows. This, dear friends, is the third night of the "Kill James Bond Presents: A Masterpiece of Feminist Cinema" series of shows, and we ended it the only way we know how: Dressed up reeeeeal sexy then talked about a mid movie we'd all seen.

This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day Weekend, the 10th of March 2024, is Charlie's Angels!

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Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

palestineaction.org/donate

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Massive content warnings here for discussion of torture, the iraq war, racism, sexual assault.

This week, November and Devon jointly chose for us all to talk about a little movie about Poker and Forgiveness. And the Iraq war. And torture.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchasing ESIMs, then these links if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.
Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

palestineaction.org/donate

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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WEB DESIGN ALERT 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

They made a second one. I don't know how to tell you this, but they did a second Charlie's Angels in 2003. How will this series about fun and cool women spies who are friends and love each other deal with making a sequel in the aftermath of the terrorist attack that shook the west? How will the early 2000s make itself felt?

This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day Weekend, the 9th of March 2024, is Charlie's Angels!

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FREE PALESTINE

palestineaction.org/donate

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* 

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one.
So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa.

Content warning: Obviously, discussion of eating disorders start to finish.

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FREE PALESTINE

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We've talked a lot about Men, in our time. But what if there were a fairer sex? What if the year was 2000, the cold war was won, history was over, 9/11 was never going to happen, and it was finally time to start thinking about whether Women could be in movies.

This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day, the 8th of March 2024, is Charlie's Angels!

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2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama

A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what if it was cool and fine for him to do it? Tommy Lee Jones will stop at nothing to prove that the crowd had weapons also and that every arab is part of a vast anti-american conspiracy to make Our Boys feel and look bad. This film is one of the most shockingly racist films I've ever seen, 

Joining us is the wonderful K.D. from the War_Takes twitter account!

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This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World, a genuinely good kid's movie.

Nate, our perfect and beautiful producer, referred to this 90 minutes of five people yelling at once as 'great and really really funny but also the hardest thing i’ve ever edited in my entire career"

Check out Tom and Demi's podcast BigSoftTitty.PNG!

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I hope this Shark finds you well,

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Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people for no real reason.

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Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Ballad of Tony Mercedes.

But we simply couldn't do it alone. Joining us on this episode is A.J. from The Worst of All Possible Worlds! 

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This week, Alice_Analysis returns for another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman feels her life is not going in the direction she wishes, and tries to take control of it.

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This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie. 

Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except we find out that the director invented a new kind of child pornography

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John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.

Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this one exclusive. Don't look so hard-done-by, some podcast listeners are starving for a single upload, yknow.

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OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher...

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It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention.

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Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023!
John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself.

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That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'.

Join us on this voyage (Ha) as we ask: Do dudes rock? The answer... May surprise you.

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Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue fascist state thats picking fights with Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross. So history has charged us with this duty: Do anything and everything within your reasonable power to slow this machine. March, call your representatives, purchase eSims to restore Gazans' access to the internet, protest, disrupt, sabotage. If you only have the dirt beneath your fingernails, scrape it out and throw it in the cogs. There are enough of us to make a difference.

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This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast!

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Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue fascist state thats picking fights with Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross. So history has charged us with this duty: Do anything and everything within your reasonable power to slow this machine. March, call your representatives, purchase eSims to restore Gazans' access to the internet, protest, disrupt, sabotage. If you only have the dirt beneath your fingernails, scrape it out and throw it in the cogs. There are enough of us to make a difference.

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URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE

There's not much I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death. 

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.

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This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone want to visit.

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Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death. 

If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.

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It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship.

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Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death. 

If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.

palestineaction.org/donate

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The Strike may be over, but our commitment to Eurospy is ironclad. 
This week, there's another dead Soviet defector, so there must be another microfilm with something important on it floating around europe. Fuck it, lets send our best spy to go have a general look about.

I'm not even going to front with you. This is my favourite episode we've recorded since Demolition Man.

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Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death. 

If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.

palestineaction.org/donate

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It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film about a japanese misogynist making a series of extremely poor decisions.

Joining us this week is none other than Trinket, from the podcast 24 Bauer Party People!

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. How could this be anything other than great?

This one is a hugely enjoyable movie thats inexplicably horribly racist right in the middle. Like a wonderful lindt chocolate liqueur filled with piss. 

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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We told Devon to pick any movie in the world to watch, with the only requirement that it not be American. After only two real-time weeks of umming and ahhing they instantly picked Police Story 2!

Jackie Chan has been demoted to traffic cop following his successful completion of the plot of Police Story 1, until he successfully foils a bomb threat- and he's put in charge of the investigation![

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may have made this movie entirely to keep the lights on, but he clearly used the opportunity to try some things out.

French secret Agent 'The Tiger' is tasked with bodyguarding a Turkish minister's wife and daughter during an arms trade.

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts be warmed by this tale of two misfits on the run, or will Taika Waititi's complete inability to not cast his friends somewhat undercut the movie's condemnation of the racialised abuse endemic to the foster care system?

To help us get to the bottom of this question we've brought on friend of the show Ross Palethorpe, a youth worker and certified Kiwi!

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA is on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

IATSE workers are struggling at the moment as well, as they can't work during the current strike actions but aren't themselves on strike- the Motion Picture Television Fund is a 501(c)3 charity that provides a range of assistance. https://mptf.com

Additionally, SAG and WGA members started another 501(c)3 charity called The Union Solidarity Coalition - https://tusctogether.com

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

This week, as if to karmically reward us for weathering Fx-18, the universe rewards us with a perfect Moore-era bond film- except it's french and released in 1964! Join OSS 117 as he travels to Thailand to investigate missing vaccines, and gets drawn into conflict with an evil magus named Dr Sin...

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA is on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

IATSE workers are struggling at the moment as well, as they can't work during the current strike actions but aren't themselves on strike- the Motion Picture Television Fund is a 501(c)3 charity that provides a range of assistance. https://mptf.com

Additionally, SAG and WGA members started another 501(c)3 charity called The Union Solidarity Coalition - https://tusctogether.com

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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Since our main episodes are so rigidly structured this season, our only condition for bonus episodes is that the films aren't struck. Alice has grabbed the opportunity with both hands to make us watch a film about a lonely italian man who refuses to talk to women.

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

IATSE workers are struggling at the moment as well, as they can't work during the current strike actions but aren't themselves on strike- the Motion Picture Television Fund is a 501(c)3 charity that provides a range of assistance. https://mptf.com

Additionally, SAG and WGA members started another 501(c)3 charity called The Union Solidarity Coalition - https://tusctogether.com

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

Alright look, I never said these movies would all be good. I just said it would be interesting. This one... this one wasn't either.

In this heap of hot trash, secret agent Francis Copland is assigned to infiltrate some kind of boat-based smuggling operation.

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work. So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever. https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

We're back again and answering YOUR questions!
This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress in your transition? I'm going to Greggs, do you want anything? And the return of the Muppet Question...

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

Let me set the scene: It's 1963, the movie 'From Russia With Love' has just released and pre-production on 'Goldfinger' is already taking place. The People are clamoring for international nonces of mystery, and the great film-mills of Europe are only too happy to hard shift from the declining 'sword and sandals' genre into something that will forever be known... as Eurospy.

It's episode one of season 3, the much anticipated 'Season of Solidarity', where we take a look at movies not currently struck by the WGA or SAG-AFTRA and get to get back to our roots of talking about a bad spy movie from the 60s.

On today's docket: OSS 117 is unleashed! 

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Its the final episode of Season 2, and we decided to watch one more Stallone movie just to say goodbye to the big fella himself- And what better than Demolition Man? We recorded this one at the end of four hours of continuous podcasting and we were all insane and variably inebriated. Enjoy!

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.

https://entertainmentcommunity.org/

https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help

https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

"Before you embark on a rampage of revenge, you must first dig fifty to sixty tunnels" - Alice Caldwell-Kelly

It's Rambo again, but this time they turn their profoundly racist attention to the nation of Mexico. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault, human trafficking.

Before you donate to the strike funds below, consider throwing some money towards
Red Nacional de Refugios, a charity that runs a number of shelters for abused women and children, and
Centro de Apoyo a las Identidades Trans A. C. , a trans rights charity.

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and Devon is going entirely feral about it.

No I don't know whats going on with the hats.

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Rounding out our trilogy of two-host episodes, Devon and Abi are here to discuss Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue! A member of an Idol group leaves to pursue a more serious career, but it turns out it's not that easy. Next week I promise it'll be Rambo 4. Unless it isn't.

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It's a Double Dragon this week as Abi is getting, and I'm quoting directly here, 'Dome the likes of which you cannot imagine'. So instead of trying to imagine this, we watched the 1997 movie Cop Land! If you're one of the fans who suggested this, I chose this one because of you specifically. Promise.

It's Rambo 3, it's the third Rambo. Did you know that the 'dedicated to the brave mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan' thing is just an urban legend?

It's the full four-man cohort of KJB today, as our editor and producer Nate Bethea joins us to ask and answer one simple question: Is afghanistan about the size of hackney?

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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The gang goes feral watching Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Isabella Rossellini. 

Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II

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I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt

Kill... John.... Brambo...

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It's the big finale of the KJB Three Nights Of Power. The stakes have never been higher, we have never been more insane. They made a third Austin Powers movie.

Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 15th of April 2023, It's.... Goldmember!

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It's cowboy time again babey. It's time to get a little more serious as we watch a revisionist western criticised by real life cowboy Sam Elliott for being "too gay". 

There was a hint of a good movie in the first one. There were some solid jokes that landed reasonably well. Not so to the sequel, 

Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 14th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers!

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It's cowboy time babey. It's time for the true-ish story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the gunfight at the OK Corral! Featuring a whole bevy of guys we love to see, guys we've loved to see, and guys we would have loved to have seen.

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It's movie night at the big house we all live in together, and it's cowboy time again... or is it? Oh of course, it's Akira Kurosawa's 3.5 hour Seven Samurai. Because Dev got to pick the movie this time.

You asked, and like the monomyth, we refused the call. Several times. But now, we've finally relented.

Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 13th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers!

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OOOouuugh fuck. What happen in this movie

This week, a one-off episode to bridge the gap before our Austin Powers live shows: Atomic Blonde! Charlize Theron stars in a nest of spies type situation in cold war Berlin... a movie with immense potential that sadly completely fucks itself with that most insidious of poisons: Masculinity.

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That's right, we're back once again to answer your most pressing and urgent questions. If your question didn't get asked it wasn't good enough.

Well lads, this is it. We're finally at the end of the UNCLE films. A bittersweet send-off as we watch a genuinely quite solid reboot movie, but one whos' sequel hook will forever remain unfulfilled. CIA guy Napoleon Solo (Massive) finds himself forced to team up with KJB operative Ilya Kuryakin (Massive, also) to find some nazi guy or whatever. I think.

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You ever heard about this 'My Little Pony' stuff? It was pretty popular, a few years back.

You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

It's fifteen years after the events of the previous film. Napoleon Solo has developed a James Bond inferiority complex (and 500 liver spots) and is playing mid-stakes poker games at 2pm on a weekday. Ilya Kuryakin looks absolutely identical and has opened up a fashion brand catering for stacked 10/10 transgender baddies. The last of the old-school Gay-coded villains laments the modern age.

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This week on KJB, Alice shares with us a film that holds an immense amount of meaning for her; Pedro Almodóvar's 1999 'All About My Mother'. The film follows a woman trying to find meaning for herself after the death of her son, and the episode of KJB is of a distinctly Hedwig style. Joining us is returning guest, writer Christopher Caldwell-Kelly

It's the final 60s UNCLE, and it's a fitting send-off. Solo goes on a peyote vision quest, Ilya babysits a wannabe protagonist, and "Waverly is fucking dying. A rogue UNCLE agent has created a secret society based in the LAX Airport Terminal in a desert in the middle of the Himalayas, and he's planning to stop all wars by unleashing the most powerful gas we've ever faced...

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Abi's away on business (Dome), so it's up to just Alice and Devon to talk about the 2011 Indonesian action film 'The Raid'. A team of cops descend upon a tower block to kill the crime lord on the top floor. All that stands in their way? A million extremely damp guys who all know the martial art Pencak Silat.

But we can't handle Dudes Rocking of this calibre alone, so we're joined by the wonderful Ben McLeay, host of the podcast Boonta Vista, Co-founder of the Two Bit Movie Club, and inventor of BORLFF!

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This week, UNCLE strike a bargain with a reformed ex-villain to help them crack into a reclusive scientist's safe and steal a superweapon, Napoleon forgets he's in an UNCLE film, and Ilya debuts his new Tactical Drip...

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This week we're joined by Komodo Dad from War_Takes to discuss the classic 1992 Legal Thriller that features Jack Nicholson yelling 'YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!'. Join us as we explain why Marines are a kind of Samurai, Why sexual harassment was actually a dischargeable offense in 1992, and just what it is that Aaron Sorkin actually believes...

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It's time for yet more UNCLE! This week we meet not one, but TWO Bond Villains as they get their various pussy-getting problems solved by Ilya and Solo. Finding it difficult to describe this one, honestly.
It's like three consecutive episodes of a Samurai show but where the only problem he solves is that someone isn't getting enough pussy.

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Gentlemen, Ladies, whatever else: It's time to finally return to Old Man Connery. This week, we're joined by Dr Arthur Asseraf, Lecturer in the history of France and the Francophone World at the University of Cambridge.
Dr Asseraf is a historian of North Africa, France, and the Mediterranean, which makes him perfectly suited to explain to us the terrible movie 'The Wind and The Lion', a vaguely true story about the time a Moroccan Sharif kidnapped an American guy in 1904 (Except in this version the Sharif is Sean Connery doing absolutely zero accent work, and the American is a stacked 10/10 baddie instead)

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It's time to once again venture into the uncharted territory of the Man from UNCLE.
This week, Ilya joins a Union, Napoleon has a run-in with the Mob, and we face an absolutely baffling degree of racism against Italians....

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We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
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In this 100th episode of Kill James Bond, we experiement with the original concept for the show after we had finished No Time To Die... Doing the bond films over again- without rewatching them or checking our notes!

So here, enjoy us attempting to recall a movie that we last saw nearly two full years ago.

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We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
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It's finally time for more UNCLE!
In this one, Ilya is chasing pussy all over soho, while Napoleon gets swept up in intrigue involving Milfs, Evil Rodney Dangerfield, and the return of Cal Bolder. We recorded this one nearly a month ago and I truly cannot recall what it was about. thanks

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We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/

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Thats Right.

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We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
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If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
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It's girls night! That's right, Alice and Abi are flying solo and are excited to do their makeup, talk about boys (female) and watch a girly film... wait a minute, Devon swapped the DVD out for Robocop 2 before they left! That bastard. 

In a futuristic 90s Detroit, the experimental "half man, half robot, all cop" Robocop has been incredibly effective. Desperate to recapture the success of Robocop, the OCP decide to create Robocop 2. But they fuck it up and it sucks. This is genuinely the plot of the movie.

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We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
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Napoleon Solo faces off against his most dangerous foe yet: A guy who thinks he's gonna become like Alexander the Great and rule the world if he breaks all of the ten commandments. Like five steps in this guy's plan is the '?????' step. He's truly just doing shit and having fun with it.

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* 

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It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you.

Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had plastic surgery to look exactly like him, just in time to be sent away on a critical mission to deliver the new access codes... for the Vault. And it falls to UNCLE Agent Ilya to realise that this man is not enough of a misogynist to be the real Solo

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This week, Alice takes us to the GDR as we watch our first-ever German-language movie, a movie that poses the question: What if a Stasi guy got into a parasocial relationship with the people he is assigned to monitor?

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MI6's James Bond: Eliminated
Jason Bourne: Eliminated
Jack Ryan: Eliminated
U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... Active

Dear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... It's time to Kill Napoleon Solo!

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Let's get parasocial babey! This time: Do we miss Bond? Which young adult novels did we read? What was the origin of our names? and what is our favourite Wierd Gun?

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It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way. It is.

You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

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The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
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Welcome... to Da Cerebral Hour as we discuss the Senegalese Southern/terror Saloum. But we are not alone on this venture, as joining us is Author and certified Gambian, ML Kejera! 

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The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

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We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies.

In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything.

I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be called "the one where Michael B Jordan says what the movies themes are" the film unironically goes like 'i didnt carry an M4 in aleppo just to see them carried in the streets of the United States'. Foreign nations are a sandbox in a state of perpetual violence, but the US is sacred.

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The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
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It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit 

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If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
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There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

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Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive in the UK right now, from next month the bonus episodes will be posted on the free feed until the spring solstice or the collapse of the British state, whichever is earlier. So if you feel like you're in a position where you're going to need to cut down on your outgoings, please cancel your subscription to us.

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Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us.

So, we watched Hedwig. And we had a lot of thoughts.

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Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times.

George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate the Queen! Can they finish off Er Maj before their nemesis, the character legitimately named Police Inspector Karate Master, tracks them down?

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Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu Fighting. That would be insane. 

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We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become President of the United States, in part for his actions during Clear and Present Danger. I hate knowing so much about these fuckin films.

A barely-concealed reaction to the Yugoslavian War, and in particular the Bosnian Genocide, this movie shows the president making a speech in which he promises the US will involve itself at the first sign of humanitarian crisis, rather than waiting for international consensus. This prompts a group of communist revanchists (Led by Gary Oldman) to invade and take control of Air Force One, the president's private plane.

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Continuing the trend that Abi started by bringing us Totally Spies last time, we're taking a deep dive in to Alice's favourite childhood film, a movie that really meant a lot to her growing up. And even though it's kind of shit, (It's a 1970s 'comedy' with no discernable jokes, A fun premise that completely falls flat after a catestrophic mishandling, and to cap it all off, a trainwreck of a production process) we stuck with it because, having watched it, we now feel closer to our dear friend Alice.

Hold on a moment, I'm being handed a note,

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It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer. 

Jack Ryan is made Acting Deputy Director of the CIA when his mentor James Earl Jones, here playing the character of America, falls ill. Jack immediately is a naive dipshit and gets himself Embroiled. To discuss events past this point would be a disservice to letting us reveal them during the episode. 

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Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.

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Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan.

This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on holiday in London. Irish Sean Bean swears revenge against him for killing his little brother, and hunts him down across America.

the American release for this nearly had the tagline 'there has never been a terrorist attack on American soil', which they got rid of because it seemed like too much of a challenge.

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This is a bonus episode originally released on Sept. 12 2021, unlocked to kick off our Jack Ryan series!

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Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.

Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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This week, what if there was a man who dressed so fly that the CIA wanted him dead? What if you could defeat the CIA by carjacking a hot enough woman? What if you read enough books that you stumbled upon something important? Three Days of the Condor is a movie that asks and answers all of these questions, and we have brought on our producer and true 4th mic, Nate Bethea, to discuss it.

I think it provides a really interesting counterexample to the Bourne Identity. This is on Netflix and I genuinely recommend you watch it for a taste of shitty 1970s New York and Robert Redford dressing like a fucking don in every scene.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

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What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude? 

But what if that dude was Will Smith?

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Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel! 

This is a movie that comes SO fuckin close to being one we can unreservedly recommend, but sadly it fails Hebdo's Gambit a few too many times.

You can find Mattie at
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
find their comics at
https://thenib.com/
and support them on patreon at
https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky

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Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia. 

This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat unfortunately was unwatchable for Abi, due to the protagonist being the spitting image of her childhood friend 'Paedo John'.

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The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'. 

You can find Shannon at
https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ

You can also listen to their real play podcast, Critical Bits, at
https://twitter.com/CriticalBitCast

AND, you can also listen to them on the 'fight together' miniseries at
https://twitter.com/OnePiecePodcast

While you are listening to this episode for free due to the Banquet of Forgiveness, you can still head on over to our Patreon to find many, many more bonus episodes, including one with Shannon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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It's finally here, after much fanfare and buildup: Season 2 of KJB starts off not with a bang, but with a knowing hmm as we kick off the Cerebral Hour

Syriana is potentially the best depiction of spy work we have covered, and it's serious themes lead us to a very thoughtful and introspective discussion of western intervention- and also Mark Strong is here in what i can only describe as 'Arab Face'

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It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! And this year it just so happens to fall on the first of June, the first day of our yearly Banquet of Forgiveness, where YOU (thats right, you) get our Bonus episodes for the month COMPLETELY FREE!

This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!

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They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons

This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to the apple podcasts #1 film review podcast in the UK, to over a million downloads within a year is an insane pace and we're so truly grateful for you for coming with us on this adventure.

Alice, Abi, and Devon Will Return

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We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!

The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

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https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
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Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this

･ﾟ:  *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  *:･ﾟ𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like!

This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

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We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.

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This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think.
It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy.
Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum.

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Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story!

After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue.

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The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone.

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Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptation.

This episode features Abi stating that she could bodyslam a deer, and Devon saying "I could win in a fight against all birds and most fish"

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Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie.
We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain. 

Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that.

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So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too?
What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful chaos runes known to mankind. 

Find Demi at
https://twitter.com/DemiLardner
and her stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/demilardner

And you can also find Tom at
https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and his stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

And if thats not enough you can find their pod cast by just googling "BigSoftTitty.png" ok.
Safesearch off. Hit 'im feeling lucky' too

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What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course!

And there's only one man who can possibly infiltrate the game and stop him (Due to, and im not kidding here, the reasoning 'someone said you're the best at poker at the office').... James Bond. 

It's another reboot, it's another guy, it's another Casino Royale! 

And as a result of calling this guest spot literally a full year in advance- joining the boys is the one and only Phoebe Roy!

Find Phoebe at
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And listen to 10K Posts at
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AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at
https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

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It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz.

A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known.

And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy!

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Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you

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Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock!

This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles.

Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast!

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I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing

To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott!

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https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina

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Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself.

And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen!

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Give me good numbers Jimmy!!

It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.

This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime! 

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https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime

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It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 

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This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.

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It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase.

Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

It's time for a new guy

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.

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You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love?

you can find Tom on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and follow his podcast with the wonderful Demi Lardner, BigSoftTitty.png, at
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https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Do you think God stays in heaven for fear of what he's created, here on earth?

AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds. 

Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely even a Bond Movie

James's best friend Felix is maimed and widowed by a "Latin American" drugs cartel, and he vows revenge. Armed only with his wits, 5 million dollars in cash, and two pockets full of maggots, Bond embarks on a classic 80s roaring rampage of revenge!

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To Sharkey, the classic character from the movie License to Kill

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. 

Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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It's time for a New Guy.

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy. 

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters Of Afghanistan

We've heard your cries: We may well have explained our Plans in the first Q and A, but what about our lair? What about our outfits? What about our henchmen? Worry not: tonight, all will be revealed.

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To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on July 1st.

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To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on April 25th.

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We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it.

Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie.
Let's see how they do.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court.

Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!

You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards
His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod
and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677

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Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt.

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No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.

They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India.
Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2.
Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???

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Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love

You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool!

You can find Dr Janega at https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval 
support her at https://www.patreon.com/GoingMedieval
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Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.

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This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read. 

You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's.

Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime.

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Oh babey we're here. We made it.
It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed!
It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak.

Ah well.

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come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you

We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese.

We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in!

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We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'.

We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere.

Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find a female character so truly underappreciated that we coin a good guys' version of the Kronsteen Rosette: The Goodnight Cross!

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The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'.

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You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ

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The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby!

This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in.

find the whole episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51435456

The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.

Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.

Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie

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Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee....

How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt. 

It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film.

Also I truly do wish you could act.

Join us as we embark upon the Hauntological journey of the Bond That Never Was.

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Bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

Just found out about parasocial relationships and went, 'wow, yes please!'.

On today's ~Bonus~ episode of Kill James Bond we take listener questions and give them remarkably in-depth answers. 

We're hoping to do this every fifth bonus, and our patreon includes a tier where we are guaranteed to answer your question, so come on down!

Find the full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50278280

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The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp".

Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie:
- Become a Japanese
- Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us
- to give extra special cover, take a wife

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