Hold My Eggnog

Kreezus was produced by Local Business Comedy. 

Hold My Eggnog written by Stephen Perlstein. 

Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. 

Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross, Nick Gligor.

[Intro: Justin Vernon]

I can hold my Egg Nog

But these elves can’t decorate trees 

Fat and Jolly now

On the north pole, headin south

I'm on to Indiana

I heard it's christmas now

[Hook: Chief Keef]

I can't handle no egg nog

But these elves can’t decorate trees

I can't control my reindeers

And my reindeers they can't control me 

You say you know me, my reindeer

But you really just know Frosty

[Verse 1: Kanye West]

Kids I'm out my food coma

Drinkin’ nog (or milk) on your sofa 

When I pull my sleigh over

Slightly scratch ya new Solar (Panel) 

Okay, I smashed ya new Solar (Panel) 

Shoulda bought a snow blower 

Thousand years I been chauffeur 

Gifts is why I came over

One more milk and I can own ya

One more keebler I can own ya

One cold night in December 

Knapsack got me floating

Feel like Meisterburger

Krampus had me dead

Might call Rudolph over

Kreezy’s still on your sofa

We the bad North Polers

Still ain't learn to be Santas

You hate me when it’s October

I hate the soot in your smoker 

Eating all a ya donut

Then elf Hermey came over

Pointy ears with no shoulders

Tell me that these gifts bogus

Elf you don't even know us 

Hermey, he's a poser 

Hermey, he's a poser 

Dentist is his Persona 

X-rays all in his folder

Elfs think he just bogus

Ho ho hos became ho-less 

When it's cold it's colder

And kid, I'm out my food coma

[Bridge: Justin Vernon] 

Crawling up your fire’s place 

Gifts all over the place

All I got was coal

Hoooo I wanna go home

[Hook: Chief Keef]

I can't handle no egg nog

But these elves can’t decorate trees

I can't control my reindeers

And my reindeers they can't control me 

You say you know me, my reindeer 

But you really just know Frosty

[Outro: Justin Vernon and Kanye West]

I heard you need a new ipad (a new gift)

I heard you need a new pack (a new gift)

I heard you need a new phone (a new gift)

I know your present ain't be home (a new gift)

[Bridge]

Crawling up your fire’s place

Gifts all over the place

All I got was coal

Hoooo I wanna go home

Download link: https://soundcloud.com/local-business-comedy/sets/kreezus

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