New Sleighs

Kreezus was produced by Local Business Comedy. 

New Sleighs written by Stephen Perlstein.

Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. 

Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross, Nick Gligor, Stephen Perlstein

Download here: http://www.4shared.com/zip/Q8z7rR1Lba/Kreezus.html

[Verse 1]

Ms. Claus was raised in the era when

Clean snow was only rode by Jack Skellington

Riding snow you would have thought I had help

But they wasn't satisfied unless I shoveled snow myself 

You see it's broke toboggan racin’

That's that "Don't touch any of the snow"

And it's rich toboggan racin’

That's that "Come in, please buy more"

"What you want, new blades? Fur trim? A diamond rein? All you sleds want all the same things"

Used to only be trash lids, now everybody sleigh’n 

Spending everything on Skii Doo Thangs

New Sleighs

[Bridge]

You see there's wood ones and there's saucers 

But I'd rather be a blade than a shoveler

You see there's wood ones and there's saucers 

But I'd rather be a blade than a shoveler

[Verse 2]

I throw these Ski Doo keys

I ride my blade on the sleet

I know that we the new Sleighs 

I see the lights on the trees

I see the lights on the trees

I see the lights on the trees

I know that we the new Sleighs 

I see the lights on the trees 

They throwing snow at me 

Want me to stay and ski

Fuck you and your corporation 

Y'all sleddas can't control me

I know that we the new sleighs 

I know that we the new sleighs 

I'm 'bout to ride the fuck out 

I'm going Nicholas, Saint

I know that tinsel ain't free

You sleddas tinsel, ain't me 

Y'all throwing coupons at me 

You know that sleddas can't read 

Throw 'em some ski doo keys

Fuck it, christmas tree

I know that we the new sleighs

Y'all sledda can't fuck with me

Y'all sleddas can't fuck with Kring

Y'all sleddas can't fuck with Kring

I'll move my family out to Oslo

So you can't see where I ring

So go and grab the snowmen

So I can smash and throw them

See they'll confuse us with some scrooges 

Like the Ancient Roman

Meanwhile the DMV

Teamed up with the SKI-M-V

They tryna lock sleddas up

They tryna make new sleighs

See that's that privately owned mountain 

Get your snow today

They prolly all in the Hamptons

Braggin' 'bout what they made

Sled you and your Hampton house

I'll Sled your Hampton spouse

Sled on her Hampton blouse

Snow in her Hampton mouth

Y'all 'bout to throw snow up

I'm 'bout to ride snow down

I'm 'bout to melt snow down

Now what the fuck they gon' ski now?

[Outro: Kanye West & Frank Ocean]

I won't end this ride, not this time again

So long, so long, so long, you cannot come ride 

And I'm not riding, and I came loose

I came loose, yeah, I came loose

Cause I can't leave it to you

So let's get to ride, get to ride again

(To ride again, to ride)

hoo hoo ho hooooooo

[Kóbor János]

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen 

But do you recall..

The most famous reindeer of them all?

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