Legends Of The Painty Men

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasing horde of absurdity that is the Warcry warbad roster . All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

While John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much they love the new Leauges of Votann  for Warhammer 40k. Hear them reminisce about Squats of yore, Goblin Animosity tables and dwarfy fantasy battle goodness. Andrew's back is out and occasionally it sounds like he's sniffing but that's just the Pilates wedge he's stuck on so don't get grossed out. Party. Bonus.

intro and outro music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how long the Dark Oath line took to come out, GW store policy with head swaps on miniatures, the importance of miniatures that can serve multiple purposes in gaming and how bad British robots are! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can’t be a ‘metal’ as Chaos. It’s Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Storm Cast Eternals army and Andrew plans his future losses with his Squig Army. Join the fun!

music provided by the award winning and incredible @fluxpavilion! 

Dave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of “fun armies” but this is immediately abandoned and rapidly devolves in John’s fantasies of playing Warhammer for large cash prizes, lighting toilets in Azyr, Sigmar buys an airbrush, Looney Tunes Gloomspite Gitz and Dave finally solves the mystery of why Age of Sigmar has so many cannibals! It’s a raucous one. Happy Holidays! 

music by the insanely talented @fluxpavilion his hobby page is also @fat_white_duke 

Painty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love of HeroQuest, his mom’s obsession with painting Santa Claus figurines and how it all started him down the path of painting plastic pain. Lots of DnD, Old Hammer, Dragon Lance and retro table top gaming talk in this episode!

intro music from the amiga HeroQuest game, outro music by the famous and award winning @fluxpavilion . 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new “Roman” look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop IP rules for artists,  red enraging special rules and more! Andrew has a new mic that sounds good over zoom, now we need to get Roy one! 

Music by the amazing, award winning, world touring @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD paintings, the Ewok Gambit and even more Gunpla/Gamma Wolves! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy (not pictured) and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew flies solo while John recovers from dad duty (doodie) and answers questions, talks Gunpla, giant minis and Gamma Wolves.

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 Minis, and how Orks love to party! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the hot new Slaanesh demons, John is a grouch about everything again and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about new model releases for Warhammer Quest Cursed City, high school theater kings, tiles versus terrain and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Lumineth Kangaroo Mounts, the Slaanesh Fat Gay on a Parade Float and terrible unique character powers.

Stick around after for all the @fluxpavilion tracks that he was kind enough to create for us and check out his new album!

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, Misery Index, Tv Land) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Slaanesh releases (the fat guy on the barge hadn’t come out yet), genital builds and licensed fantasy novel writing. 

Music by the incredible @fluxpavilion

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on giants being hilariously stupid, Sigvald being hot and helmet plumes. Roy is a little low in this episode, Zoom issue, but muscle through because it’s worth it. 

Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on fluff vs. crunch, the misnomers and pitfalls of this thinking as well as sone funny problems with the lore. 

Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on everything from X-Men to the very best armies of all time and the players that make them.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about Kharadron Overlords finally being the pirate army it deserves.

music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they reveal the game that started the entire podcast. 

music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a counterfeit miniatures scam from Russia and people keep sending Andrew hot female Ogor mini pics.

Our post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn’t have a chance to ask do t worry we’re doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound recorded via zoom so a little tinnier than usual! Hopefully the virus will be over soon and we can record face to face!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of the new Lumineth Aelves.

Music by the far too talented Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt take listener questions and answers about their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren’t a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you can’t copyright those.

Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion. 

John Roy and Andrew DeWitt (From Hollywood! Ooooh) answer fan questions about Age Of Sigmar, including what models they could actually kill in one on one combat.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion. 

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Tru Tv and The Misery Index) send us their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode, they start a new tradition of recording a monthly bonus episode of questions and answers for listeners. This was from the same batch where Andrew forgot a mic cable so forgive the audio and also he couldn’t find the part where John asks him to add a musical sting so just imagine it. Love you.

Andrew misplaced one of his mic cords so they ran the audio off his iPad, there’s a bit of echo from the table but otherwise, it’ll do! In this episode John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about everyone sending him the new female Ogors as well as the redneck life of The Unmade.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game in the stupidest fashion. This episode they talk about cool new Ogor models, the Venn Diagram of Sigmar cannibalism, and they come up with a much needed catch phrase for the game. Music by Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion.

Comedians John Roy (Historical Roasts, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (The Misery Index, Sundance) send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they answer fan questions, talk about new Ogors, Shadespire vs Warcry and Andrew suffers a deadly hobby accident. 

Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, The Misery Index) and John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk Bone Reaper aesthetics, do a faction focus on your favorite murder mutt, Khorne and explain wysiwyg in the worst way possible. 

Music by the extremely talented @fluxpavilion 

Comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode they talk about what an 80’s cartoon of AoS would look like, do a MFK of the Chaos Gods and Andrew tells John how to avoid giving his lady miniature faces 5 o’clock shadow.

Temporary reupload to slightly address an audio level mishap. Andrew will investigate the wave on PC when he is back in town. With that out of the way, BEHOLD! Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in hilarious infantile fashion. On this episode they answer fan questions, talk about War Cry and Andrew loses 3 minutes of the podcast in the dumbest, most on brand way possible. They also debut an amazing array of new sound bits, songs and stings curtesy of the amazing Flux Pavilion! @fluxpavilion on twitter or see him live in front of THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE! Check out Painty Men on Patreon! Patreon.com/legendsofthepaintymen

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Josh, Ross, Chris, Pat, Matt G, Matt D, Mark, Dave, Landy and Dan.

East Londons premium Age of Sigmar friendship group.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top miniature game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the new contrast paints, their uses, and what John and Andrew think about them. They also talk snacks, DMT gnomes and dank Age of Sigmar memes. 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they dive in on fan questions ranging from favorite point size battle to what are Skaven. 

Music 80’s Action by Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt hilariously send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age Of Sigmar. On this episode they talk old school breakfast cereal, a rematch between John's Stormcast and Andrew's Daughters of Khaine, the faaaabulous new Slaanesh miniatures and some good old fashioned riffing. 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt are back in action with a bonus episode as Andrew drives John to one of their favorite local gaming stores and get a quick rematch in. They talk about Triumph and Treachery, Andrew’s wheeling and dealing, staring at dice and John gets busted for saying a naughty word when Andrew makes a save. This was recorded hours before the new gorgeous Slaanesh models were shown so that will have to wait for our next episode coming shortly! 

On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite table top game: Warhmammer: Age Of Sigmar. On this episode Andrew talks about his new NSFW Slaanesh army, John debates the arms race of adding Stormcast Ballistas to his list and they uncover a consipiracy by Gamesworkshop to force us to spill paint. Enjoy!

Music: 80’s Action by Kevin MacLeod

Incompetech.com

Comedians John Roy (Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Kimmel, Sundance) are back again with more irreverent takes on their favorite table top game Warhammer: Age Of Sigmar! This episode they talk about Gloomspite Gits, the vuloptious Troggoth Hag and get some cool naughty bits from Mierce Miniatures witch disgust John Roy and Thrill Andrew DeWitt. Join in the fun! With hot troll BUNS! 

Disclaimer! This episode had to be recorded on Andrew's cell phone due to technical difficulties. It's listenable but lower quality than we'd like. The issue has been resolved and we'll be back with better stuff soon! It's a funny as hell episode where we (comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt) talk about Daughters of Khaine, Taco Bell, gaming stories of yore and more. 

Music: 80's Action

Kevin MacLeod

Incompetech.com

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt riff on their favorite table top game: Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about what Ironweld Arsenal looks like to regular people and Andrew makes an idiotic promise to add in sound effects. 

Music: 80's Action, Take A Chance, 5 Armies, by Kevin MacLeod Incompetech.com

Battle Sounds Ambient Battle Noise by pfranzen

Sound effects Free Sound Project. 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt riff on and skewer their favorite tabletop game, Age Of Sigmar with insane bits and nerdy tangents. On this episode, they talk about the best way to fix meta-gaming forever and also explain Slaanesh to people who've never touched dice before. 

Comedians John Roy (5 Stars on Star Search, Google it!) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel, TV Land) join forces to talk and riff on their favorite hobby of all time: Gamesworkshop's Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. In this episode, Andrew confesses to John how much he loves Hero Quest furniture, one of them actually plays AoS Skirmish and loves it and they read more listener comments! 

Los Angeles comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night TV) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Action Figure Therapy, Kimmel, TV Land) join forces to geek out and roast their favorite game: Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about how crazy Flesh Eater Courts are, the cost difference between Dungeons and Dragons and Age of Sigmar, John tries out a Storm Cast Eternals "Wall" and Andrew shares an embarrassing story about creating his own monster stat sheet. 

NSFW language so use headphones if the boss is around! 

Los Angeles Comics John Roy (Late Night, Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel) riff on their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about what Beastmen look like to normal people who don't play Warhammer, read some fan reviews, talk about how many flintlock pistols the Inquisitor has and send up Age of Sigmar: Skirmish. We get NSFW with our potty mouths so pop those headphones on, y'all. 

Comedians John Roy (Star Search 5 Star Stand Up Comic, Copious Late Night TV Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel, Action Figure Therapy) join forces once again for more NSFW irreverent humor about Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about grimdark fantasy body odor, the drawbacks of working in an office where you paint miniatures for a living, what Beastclaw Raiders look like to normal people, and they celebrate a 1000 listeners. Listen and share with your nerdiest friends. 

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits riffs and real talk about the hobby. They take fan questions, read some reviews, recap a game of Daughters of Khaine vs. Stormcast Eternals, Fat Tzneetch Worshippers, and what Kharadron Overlords would look like to normal people. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around. 

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com 

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits riffs and real talk about the hobby. They talk hooking up with Melusai, what Deepkin look like to normal people, homicide detectives in Age of Sigmar, Daughters of Khaine vs. Khorne, and more! NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around. 

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com 

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) recap a recent game of Triumph and Treachery, talk AoS 2.0, New Nighthaunt Models and working with Green Stuff. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around. 

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com 

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around. 

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com