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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
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Dave and Alonso dig into new Christmas movies and other great year-end offerings. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, and for me there'll be no turning back.
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Dave and Alonso are thrilled to welcome legendary author (and friend of the pod) Stephen Rebello to talk about his new book A CITY OF HAWKS, about the making, and ongoing legacy, of the 1954 classic film On the Waterfront.
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Dave and Alonso begin facing the onslaught of year-end releases, so buckle up. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, there'll be no turning back.
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Dave and Alonso welcome the extraordinary Ruth Reichl for an interview that's part Linoleum Knife & Fork (complete with Margy Rochlin) and part Linoleum Knife, since Ruth and director Laura Gabbert collaborated on the new documentary Food and Country, about our broken food chain. The film is available on demand, and the DVD comes out 11/12.
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Dave and Alonso welcome the brilliant and hilarious Frank DeCaro, author of the beautifully funky new book Disco: Music, Movies, and Mania Under the Mirror Ball.
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Dave and Alonso cover the gamut from poetic documentary to ultra-gore. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, what are we all to do.
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Dave and Alonso have a cornucopia of fall releases, and Dave catches up on a horror franchise in anticipation of its forthcoming third chapter. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, step by step, rung by rung.
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Dave and Alonso cover it all, from cartoon robots to 50-year-old Iranian classics. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, mixed drinks and mixed emotions.
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Dave and Alonso are excited about some new arthouse titles. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, your mind goes "yo."
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Dave and Alonso are post-surgery and post-Venice and ready to get caught up with the current cinema. Subscribe and review us Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, and have some cherry wine.
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Dave and Alonso make this episode of what's usually a Patreon exclusive available to everyone. And it's the show where we swear, so don't play this one during carpool.
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Dave and Alonso offer another free episode of a Patreon exclusive show - Linoleum Knife & Fork, a food podcast hosted by two film critics. Subscribe and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, I don't wanna hurt anymore.
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Dave and Alonso take a deep dive on the Tennessee Williams adaptation in this episode of Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife, one of several shows generally offered exclusively to their Patreon subscribers.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by friend of the show Margy Rochlin (the Spoon of Linoleum Knife & Fork) to kickoff the Summer Super Splash Spectacular, where we offer free samples of our Patreon-only shows. On this episode of a food podcast hosted by two film critics, we discuss hot-weather food and restaurants of yore (because sometimes they come back).
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Dave and Alonso work through some new titles and some catch-ups. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, Suh-suh-Saturday ni-ight.
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Alonso hosts a screening of NO TIME FOR LOVE on Sunday, August 18, at 1pm at the Los Feliz 3. (Hollywood Pride book-signing at 12:30pm, courtesy Skylight Books.)
Dave and Alonso discuss the movies, mostly old ones, that Dave watched from the recliner after recovering from his second hip replacement. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, you dreamed about it so long.
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Alonso's new book Hollywood Pride is available wherever books are sold. And join him at the Los Feliz 3 on August 18 for a screening of No Time for Love, preceded by a book signing.
CW: horror, pornography, language
Dave and Alonso welcome their friend Sean Abley, editor of the new book Queer Horror: A Film Guide. They discuss the compendium of scary LGBTQ+ movies and discuss recent releases In a VIolent Nature, The Coffee Table, and Sex Demon. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, the freaks come out at night.
Dave and Alonso dig into a pair of L.A. crime stories and three deeply arthouse movies before taking a surgery break. (And go to Breakfast All Day for Alonso and Christy's review of Tuesday.) Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, like a butterfly, a wild butterfly.
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Dave and Alonso get a few reviews out before Dave's forthcoming second hip surgery. (Since Dave hasn't been to a lot of theaters of late, you should check out Alonso's reviews of Kinds of Kindness, Bad Boys: Ride or Die, and Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. on other sites.) Subscribe and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, open up your eyes, then you'll realize.
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Dave and Alonso love the movie Big Boys, but since they're longtime friends of writer-director Corey Sherman, they can't review it. So here's an interview with Corey, as he talks about making his debut feature, a very personal coming-of-age story about a teen who realizes he's gay and attracted to big fellas. Now available on VOD and DVD.
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Dave and Alonso cover a large swath of genres on this episode. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Facebook, and Bluesky, this is solid love.
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Alonso's new book HOLLYWOOD PRIDE is available now wherever books are sold.
Dave and Alonso are in perpetual catch-up mode. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, I get my lovin' anytime.
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Hollywood Pride is now available! Pick up a copy wherever you buy books; autographed copies for sale at Book Soup.
Dave and Alonso make up for lost time with a MEGA-EPISODE. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, I love to hear our laughter mingle.
This episode is brought to you by Amber Petty's FREE musical seminar for freelance writers on May 7.
Alonso's new book Hollywood Pride is out May 14 and now available for pre-order wherever you buy books. (Signed copies available from Book Soup.)
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Dave and Alonso don't necessarily see eye-to-eye on everything this week. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, lived a while when you loved me.
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Alonso's new book HOLLYWOOD PRIDE is out May 14 -- pre-order now!
Dave and Alonso go from spooky to delicious and various points in between. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, Long Island is in the house.
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Alonso's book HOLLYWOOD PRIDE is currently available for pre-order.
Dave and Alonso have quite a bit of catching up to do. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, when I rock the mic, I rock the mic right.
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Dave and Alonso do their first mailbag episode in ages. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, get your Sunday travel section.
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CW: mild profanity
Dave and Alonso welcome Robert Abele (LA Times), Justin Chang (The New Yorker), Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), and Peter Debruge (Variety) to talk about awards, the state of the cinema, and more. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, and never brought to mind.
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Dave and Alonso split the difference between the studio stuff and the foreign stuff. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, I'd like to spend them with you.
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Dave and Alonso talk to Turner Classic Movies host Dave Karger about his wonderful new book 50 Oscar Nights, capturing memories and behind-the-scenes dish from 50 Academy Award winners.
Dave Karger will be interviewed by Alicia Malone on February 27 at the Hollywood Heritage Museum, where he will also be signing copies of the book.
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Dave and Alonso dig into some new titles and, in honor of its pending Hulu premiere, get into All of Us Strangers spoilers. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, let's get together and be all right.
Netflix presents Nimona for free on YouTube February 19-26, 2024.
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Dave and Alonso catch up on Oscar nominees and may still be watching a terrible new spy comedy. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, push that button and turn that key again.
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Dave and Alonso dig into foreign, indie, and geriatric Gen-Xer dance hits. Subscribe and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, how can you expect to be taken seriously.
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Dave and Alonso explore a very diverse trio of January releases. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, take off with us.
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Dave and Alonso continue their awards-season catch-up and list their faves of the year just past. Subscribe (and review us), follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky, and Facebook, who needs it when you don't know how to spend?
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Dave and Alonso talk to documentarians Laura Gabbert (Ottolenghi and the Cakes of Versailles, the forthcoming Food and Country) and Doug Pray (Hype, Scratch) about their entertaining and informative new TCM series The Power of Film.
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Dave and Alonso start the new year with a spooky pool. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, spleen venting.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by the brilliant Louis Virtel to pore over some of the season's most talked-about movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky and Facebook, welcome to my Christmas song.
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Dave and Alonso (and Margy Rochlin) make this Linoleum Knife & Fork episode available to everyone, so we can share our wonderful conversation with the fabulous Nancy Silverton about her new book, The Cookie That Changed My Life and More Than 100 Other Classic Cakes, Cookies, Muffins, and Pies That Will Change Yours.
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Dave and Alonso make this usually-Patreon-only episode available to everyone so we can update you on Dave's recovery from hip-replacement surgery. There will be swears.
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Dave and Alonso squeeze in an episode before Dave's hip surgery. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook. that wave.
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Dave and Alonso catch up with some of the year's best movies as well as some of the year's dumbest. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram and Facebook, DJ's spinning he says my, my.
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Dave and Alonso discuss a gayer-than-usual roster of new movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, havin a real good time.
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Dave and Alonso catch up on a very mixed bag of movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, alive alive alive, in the land of the living.
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Dave and Alonso get so sidetracked talking about the Talking Heads concert movie that it pretty much eats up the whole episode. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on BlueSky, Instagram, and Facebook, what a day that was.
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Dave and Alonso saw things, many things. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, strange highs and strange lows.
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Dave and Alonso catch each other (and you) up on what they've been seeing lately. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on BlueSky, Instagram, and Facebook, it's rough being tough.
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Dave and Alonso discuss the classic 1985 neo-noir from the late William Friedkin.
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Dave and Alonso do one last summer catch-up. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, know where you stand in a hellhole.
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Dave and Alonso answer your questions.
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Dave and Alonso continue their late-summer catch-up. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, BlueSky, and Facebook, it's just a game that you play.
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Dave and Alonso, as promised, tackle the biggies. #barbenheimer Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, K -- death!
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Dave and Alonso talk Barbenheimer... next episode. For now we want to focus on some cool arthouse titles with nary a fraction of the promotional budget as this summer's box-office smashes. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, at the beach we left them shellshocked.
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Dave and Alonso continue their Summer 2023 catch-up, from the sublime to the ridiculous. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, throw rice for the pigeons.
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Dave and Alonso return (after another delay, sorry) with a quartet of new movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, these days it's all in my mind.
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Dave and Alonso discuss an upcoming superhero movie (no spoilers) and some better uses of your time. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, filtered pool.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by screenwriter, actress, and now memoirist (When the World Didn't End) Guinevere Turner, who discusses her new book; the catch-up on recent movies continues. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, yes you heard me clearly now I said.
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Dave and Alonso are finally back, and they begin their catch-up on recent films with friend and neighbor Gary Cotti. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, every night and day there was someone new.
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Dave and Alonso are done editing and writing (respectively) a new book, so here's an episode of Linoleum Nights, normally a Patreon exclusive, the show where they curse. You have been warned.
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Dave and Alonso present: proof of life!
Dave and Alonso needed a D&D and Super Mario expert to walk them through this episode, and thankfully friend of the show Johnnie Jungleguts is both. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, we are rhythm bandits.
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Dave and Alonso talk movie adaptations and more with the author of BUT HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK? (and co-host of the Ticklish Business podcast). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you come on with your come-ons, you don't fight fair.
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Dave and Alonso mix sequels and arthouse films, play a little catch-up, and read some spoiler-filled letters (but not until the very end). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, la la la la.
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Dave and Alonso stick a fork in awards season and discuss some new releases. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, change is gonna do me good.
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Dave and Alonso continue to play catch-up. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, our two worlds will be one.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by Zach Malm and Dave Lester of the Veterans of Culture Wars podcast to talk about the weekend's surprise hit.
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Dave and Alonso save the Shyamalan spoilers for the very end of the episode. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, the thrill is still hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
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Dave and Alonso, better late than never, look back at the tumult and the triumphs of 2022 with some distinguished friends of the show: Robert Abele (LA Times), Justin Chang (LA Times), Manohla Dargis (NY Times), and Peter Debruge (Variety).
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Dave and Alonso get into some bummers this week, some of which are great. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, time can change the meaning.
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Dave and Alonso recover from colds and do some catch-up; they also briefly discuss the Oscar nominations. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagrem and Facebook, I've been down all day today.
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Dave and Alonso discuss their favorite films of the year, including the newly-released latest film from Jafar Panahi.
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Dave and Alonso return with a mix of late-2022 and early-2023 releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, the walrus was Paul.
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Dave and Alonso crank up one last mini-episode before sticking a fork in 2022. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, next year all our troubles will be far away.
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Dave and Alonso invite you to join them for an extra-long *600th* episode. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, waited so long.
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Dave and Alonso have both seen only one of these movies, but they cover the waterfront. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter(?) and Facebook, m-m-m-my policeman.
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Catch Alonso on CNN's Tis the Season, premiering November 27.
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Dave and Alonso manage not to sing the title of the new Harry Styles to the tune of "My Bologna." Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, forget about your job.
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Dave and Alonso recommend everything this week, which is a rarity. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, there'll be parties for hosting.
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Dave and Alonso have disagreements this week. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, my baby drives a Peterbilt.
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Dave and Alonso discuss an eclectic bunch of awards-season movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, hindsight is 20/20.
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Dave and Alonso have spoilers, but we save them for the very end. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, bleu de chanel.
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Dave and Alonso review three very different movies about women in dangerous situations, and they pay tribute to one of the key architects of the French New Wave. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, ba de yah.
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Dave and Alonso are back after a long absence. Let the catching up begin! Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you've got the motion.
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Dave and Alonso tackle a very mixed bag of movies (and pay tribute to their Xanadu queen). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, nothing can stand in our way.
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Dave and Alonso disagree (with spoilers) about Jordan Peele's latest, but not until the very end of the episode, with plenty of advance warning. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, we will spread our ashes round the yard.
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Dave and Alonso discuss a variety of Strong Female Protagonists, plus a remake that Alonso insisted Dave see. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you're a real tough cookie.
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Dave and Alonso discuss the movie about terminal cancer and god's silence, which is not the Claire Denis movie. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I wouldn't call that living.
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Dave and Alonso dig into some international arthouse cinema this week. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, the full-length velvet glove hides the fist.
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Dave and Alonso take on very different examples of what constitutes a "summer movie." Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, then I've got none.
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Alonso's streaming pick: ZERO PATIENCE
Dave and Alonso like things and also not like things. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, from up above down to my VTR.
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Dave and Alonso dig into a very mixed bag, including the least Judy Garland Judy Garland movie that Judy Garland ever made. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and then I go and spoil it all.
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Dave and Alonso dig into queer-in-different-ways explorations of past, present, and future. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, are you afraid.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by their good friend Mary Jo Pehl for a not-Clean discussion about the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000, her stand-up comedy entrepreneurship, and her wonderful new book Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews.
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Dave and Alonso discuss the anti-colonial homosocial sorta-musical action epic that's sweeping the globe. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, panda go panda go panda.
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Dave and Alonso review three movies that have more in common than you might think. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, danger zone.
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Dave and Alonso catch up with some smaller titles before the summer onslaught begins. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, we could have a whale of a time.
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Blu-ray PIcks of the Week: TIMES SQUARE and ALMOST SUMMER
Dave and Alonso talk about some international titles of note, and an early Busby Berkeley extravaganza. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, spin a little web of dreams.
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Dave and Alonso are both really excited about one new movie this week, and it's not the one with the levitating cloak. Subscribe and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, my name is not Susan.
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Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT
Dave and Alonso cover the waterfront, from brutal to meta to haunting to cute. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, got to get you into my life.
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Dave and Alonso are sorry this episode is so late, but for what it's worth it's mostly catch-up anyway. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I ain't gonna cry no more.
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Dave and Alonso check out some bold new movies (and revisit one of their 2021 faves on the big screen. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I'm alive.
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Alonso and Robert Abele (LA Times, TheWrap) discuss the knockout new movie by Daniels as it goes into wide release. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you're my lady.
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Dave and Alonso go from worst to best -- where will they start? Where will they end? Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, drive it like you stole it.
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Dave and Alonso are thrilled to make this episode of LKTV available to the general public so you can hear our conversation with the hilarious and talented Jeff Hiller from the HBO hit "Somebody Somewhere." We discuss small-town church gays, Drew Droege pronunciation drills, the power of a good lamp, and much more.
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Dave and Alonso discuss the many strange choices on display at the Academy Awards, along with some cool new (and old) movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, woman.
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Dave and Alonso review some new thrillers and some reissues of recent classics. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, spread love along the way.
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Dave and Alonso discuss the sublime, the ridiculous, and all points in between. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast, pop pop pop.
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Dave and Alonso really enjoyed three movies that occupy opposite ends of the spectrums. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, she'll rip out your hair.
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Blu-ray Pick of the Week: HESTER STREET
Dave and Alonso are back with reviews of five new movies; thanks for your patience. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, there may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer.
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Streaming pick of the week: STOP-LOSS
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Streaming pick of the week: OBVIOUS CHILD
Dave and Alonso play catch-up and preview the latest from one of their favorite Scandinavian filmmakers. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, a stick, a stone, it's the end of the road.
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Dave and Alonso discuss five notable new releases, only one of which is in English. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcast, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, bet they collect things like ashtrays and art.
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Dave and Alonso look back at the year just past with a stellar panel of guests: Robert Abele (TheWrap, LA Times), Justin Change (LAT), Manohla Dargis (NYT), and Peter Debruge (Variety). We all managed to find films to love even in a year when the pandemic hurt the already-struggling world of theatrical distribution. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, sitting by the window watching the snow fall.
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Dave and Alonso pick through some January titles but mostly look back on recent favorites. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, they got a name for the winners in the world.
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Dave and Alonso discuss some of the year-end's most talked-about movies, with some spoilers and a brief discussion of an old Clint Eastwood film for good measure. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and our hearts that beat as one.
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Dave and Alonso round out their week of Patreon free samples with a clean-language version of their weekly show about anything and everything. This time, we answer questions from our subscribers -- and if you'd like to hear Linoleum Nights on a regular basis, subscribe!
Dave and Alonso discuss the 1945 Powell-Pressburger romantic dramedy, starring Wendy Hiller and Roger Livesey. Subscribers to our Patreon get LKPMLK -- in which we devote an entire discussion to a film of the past -- twice a week, so if you like what you hear, subscribe!
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING! is currently streaming on The Criterion Channel.
Dave and Alonso welcome Guy Branum (Talk Show the Game Show, The Other Two, Q-Force) to talk with us about our, his, and everybody's favorite classic sitcom, The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
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Dave and Alonso get in one last set of reviews before the holiday break. Hope yours is a happy, healthy, and secure one. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and mild and sweet their songs repeat.
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Dave and Alonso are all, Yikes, the year's almost over, let's try to get caught up. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, she'll rip out your hair.
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Dave and Alonso are still catching up on year-end awards movies, but don't rush us. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, tell me why.
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Blu-ray Pick of the Week: RAGTIME
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Dave and Alonso remember a dear friend and colleague and discuss two wacky movies about fashion. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, rough night in Jericho.
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Dave and Alonso dig into documentaries, docudramas, a lovely indie, and an outrageous Romanian import. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and his eight reindeer.
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Dave and Alonso catch up with some action epics that are finally available for home viewing, as well as one of the year's best dramas. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, we have all the time in the world.
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Dave and Alonso are inching their way back into theaters and catching up with movies they missed. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I'm impressed.
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Dave and Alonso still aren't back into theaters, but these are all movies worth seeing, even if you've never heard of them. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, fry it up in a pan.
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Dave and Alonso enjoy a double-scoop of Herbert, and Dave catches up with The Green Knight. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, feel the green man.
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Dave and Alonso differ on the DGG but both are very much into the MHL and the TH. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, sweet Jane.
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Alonso's 4K pick of the week: HALLOWEEN (1978)
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I'll Be Home for Christmas Movies is out October 26; join Alonso and the hosts of the Deck the Hallmark podcast and actor-writer Kristoffer Polaha (Wonder Woman 1984, Mystery 101) for an online book-launch event hosted by Word Bookstores.
Dave and Alonso haven't caught up with 007 yet, so this week, we're talking indies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, don't get caught alone, no no.
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Dave and Alonso's streaming pick of the week: SUSAN AND GOD
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I'll Be Home for Christmas Movies is out October 26; join Alonso and the hosts of the Deck the Hallmark podcast for an online book-launch event hosted by Word Bookstores.
Dave and Alonso are blown away by two films directed by women -- one a 1970s reissue, the other this year's Palme d'Or winner. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, snap snap.
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Dave and Alonso recorded an add-on to this week's episode, going deep on the new documentary The Jesus Music with special guest Grace Baldridge who, recording under the name Semler, scored a #1 hit on the iTunes CCM chart with her album Preacher's Kid, a first for an openly LGBTQ+ recording artist. We have a lot to say about what this film does and doesn't talk about, and how they do and don't dig into what's really happening in the world of Contemporary Christian Music.
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Dave and Alonso review two high-school musicals and like one way more than the other -- also, Dave finally catches up on I Carry You With Me, one of Alonso's favorite films of the year, and there are spoilers (with plenty of advance warning). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.
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Dave and Alonso's Blu-ray of the week: I CARRY YOU WITH ME
Dave and Alonso are disappointed with three movies from big stars this week. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, never was a cloudy day.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE BRIDES OF DRACULA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THEATRE OF BLOOD
Dave and Alonso discuss James Wan's bonkers new horror movie, two provocative docs, and a very divisive Paul Schrader film. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, but says three is a crowd.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE BAND WAGON
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE ULTIMATE RICHARD PRYOR COLLECTION: UNCENSORED
Dave and Alonso are back with a very mixed-bag of late-summer offerings. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, speak soft when you say.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: CAROUSEL
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE ADVENTURES OF PRINCE ACHMED
Dave and Alonso close out Summer Super Splash Spectacular 2021 with Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife -- where we take a deep dive into a single film -- a show that's normally exclusive to Patreon subscribers.
In this episode, we maintain our Clean-Podcast bona fides while discussing David Cronenberg's controversial and very NC-17 film about sex and car crashes.
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Dave and Alonso continue Summer Super Splash Spectacular 2021 with an episode of Linoleum Knife & Fork (a food podcast hosted by two film critics), which is usually available exclusively for their Patreon subscribers.
This week, they find Netflix's newest cooking show less than tasteful, discuss the Nabisco strike and the People's Kitchen Collective, watch Laura Calder videos on YouTube, and make an Olive Oil Pound Cake.
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Dave and Alonso continue Summer Super Splash Spectacular 2021 with LKTV, a show usually reserved for Patreon subscribers. This week, we discuss HBO's hit limited series, the S1 finale of Physical, the Ted Lasso Christmas episode, the classic "Chuckles Bites the Dust," and more!
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Dave and Alonso discuss a big dumb Hollywood movie and a small quiet arthouse film that couldn't be more different, with a good but manipulative Sundance hit splitting the difference. Subscribe (and reviews us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I'll remember all my life.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ORIGINAL CAST ALBUM: COMPANY
Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE INHERITANCE
Dave and Alonso launch Summer Super Splash Spectacular 2021 with a clean-language episode of Linoleum Nights, a freeform discussion show that's usually available only to subscribers of the Linoleum Knife Patreon. This week, we discuss the passing of Nanci Griffith, answer a question about gratuities, give another Neighborhood Award, and more!
Dave and Alonso are all about documentaries, Jennifer Coolidge, Viola Davis, Udo Kier, and Margot Robbie this week. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, fri-i-ied ice cream.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: BRIGADOON
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: BURN!
Dave and Alonso are grateful for foreign movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE BOOK OF HENRY
Dave's streaming pick of the week: OKLAHOMA!
Dave and Alonso review a mixed bag of new releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcast, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, the trouble is he's grown.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SYNDROMES AND A CENTURY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WORKING GIRLS
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Dave and Alonso discuss foreign films, documentaries, and eye-punishing garbage. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, when will he learn that he never can mow him down.
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Dave and Alonso discuss two eagerly-awaited films screening in both theaters and at home. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, do I do.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IN A LONELY PLACE
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: WATTSTAX
Dave and Alonso cover an eclectic sampler of summer offerings. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, some will remain the same.
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Dave and Alonso wonder what is left to say about one of the world's most popular franchises. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, then you can be with Cousin Lee on Mr. Blackwell's list.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: HONEY
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: JEAN OF THE JONESES
Dave and Alonso are joined by Friend and Neighbor Gary Cotti, who has a rebuttal regarding his theater behavior. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, people don't you know.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: GETTING TOGETHER (aka FEELIN' UP)
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NOBODY
Dave and Alonso review a very mixed bag of very different films, some in theaters and some not. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, the clean and dirty cars.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE GAY DECEIVERS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SIGNIFYIN' WORKS OF MARLON RIGGS
Welcome to the 50th -- and LAST -- episode of Super Gay! The co-hosts declare “Mission: Accomplished!” as both Marvel and DC release LGBTQ Pride Month anthologies this June. For their final deep dive into queer super heroes, Johnny and Alex explore the D-List: Marvel’s smelly wrestling sensation D-Man, and the iconic X-Men pop star who can convert sound into light, Dazzler! And finally, in a fond farewell to one another, the Super Gay! duo discuss what they learned. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!
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Dave and Alonso have a lot of questions about demonic possession. And Dave catches up with Quiet Place 2. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, men's shirts.
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Dave and Alonso's Blu-ray of the week: MACGRUBER
Dave and Alonso start making their way back into movie theaters. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, just say the word.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WOJNAROWICZ
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHO IS HARRY NILSSON (AND WHY IS EVERYBODY TALKIN' ABOUT HIM)?
Dave and Alonso have more to say about the festival films than the zombie movie, go figure. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, the causeway by the big hotels.
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Dave and Alonso teased a topic of discussion, and then forgot it, and then added it as an epilogue, so LISTEN ALL THE WAY TO THE END. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, the one with the waggily tail.
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Dave and Alonso discuss some fascinating documentaries and reissues, but they have issues with the new narrative movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, with glasses.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: WHEN HARRY MET SALLY...
Dave and Alonso catch up with new releases, a controversial Oscar-winner, and a gorgeous short film. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, strike it up.
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Dave's Blu-ray pick of the week: ATHENA
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: BINGO, BRIDESMAIDS AND BRACES
In this penultimate episode of Super Gay, Johnnie and Alex have a ball breaking down two gay background characters, Anole and Living Lightning. After hovering in their collective comics subconscious for years, Johnnie and Alex find relief in mulling over the meaning behind these two different gay heroes.
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Dave and Alonso got their second vaccinations over the weekend, so this one's short, with discussion about the Soderbergh-produced Academy Awards and two dopey streamers. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, now it begins.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: A BRIDGE TOO FAR
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: IRMA VEP
Dave and Alonso are liking this week's crop of movies, including some pleasant surprises. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you gave me no warning.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: SOME GIRLS on Tubi
Dave's streaming pick of the week: AIRPORT on Tubi
Dave and Alonso catch up with another Oscar nominee and wish one of their favorite actresses wasn't so determined to let her husband direct her. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, hurry joy.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PREPARATIONS TO BE TOGETHER FOR AN UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: HERCULES AND THE CAPTIVE WOMEN
Dave and Alonso are less impressed with monsters and demons than with horses and the people who ride them -- this week, anyway. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, so tall, so wide, so high above.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE INTRUDER
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: QUEER JAPAN
Dave and Alonso review three movies that are worlds apart from each other. Subscribe (and review) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, smile for a while.
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Dave and Alonso weather a grim week with some grim movies, but the conversation is as upbeat as can be managed. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, life's sweetest reward.
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Links to the Robb Report article on AAPI non-profits, and the BloodKnife article about de-sexualized action cinema.
Dave and Alonso catch up on an Oscar contender and some other notable new titles. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, I'm not a.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LA CHINOISE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CÉLINE AND JULIE GO BOATING
Dave and Alonso discuss some exceptional animated films and a mixed bag of live-action. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, insisting that the world keep turning our way.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: BRINGING UP BABY
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: CÉLINE AND JULIE GO BOATING
Dave and Alonso discuss a rather mixed bag of new releases. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, my friends are important.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: TWILIGHT OF THE ICE NYMPHS
Alonso's streaming picks of the week: POWAQQATSI and SHY PEOPLE
Dave and Alonso receive a food crate and discuss three films about grief and travel. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, what a pushover.
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Dave and Alonso discuss a powerful historical drama and an utterly absurdist comedy. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, you deep down want some more.
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Alonso's pick of the week: FROM THE JOURNALS OF JEAN SEBERG
Dave's DVD pick of the week: FRANTZ FANON: BLACK SKIN, WHITE MASK
Dave and Alonso discuss a relationship falling apart and one that might not even start. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I don't wanna get over.
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Dave and Alonso like the movies that don't star a bunch of Oscar winners, and they talk about violence against women in some recent films. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, red balloons and apple pie.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: SOUNDER
Alonso's Blu-ray of the week: A MAN CALLED ADAM
Dave and Alonso discuss two feature debuts from actresses-turned-directors and a restoration of an African classic. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, nel blu dipinto di blu.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MINDING THE GAP
Dave and Alonso are joined (via spotty Zoom audio) by friend of the show and LA Times film critic Robert Abele to discuss a quartet of new films. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you're like a bird out on a wire.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by Justin Chang (LA Times), Manohla Dargis (NY Times), and Peter Debruge (Variety) to look back on the year that was so very 2020. (Robert Abele was otherwise engaged but will guest very soon.) We talk about how streaming changed the movies in general as well the way that critics see film. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
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Dave and Alonso are back for a new year, catching up on December titles. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, it's the next phase dance craze.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LIGHTNING
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: PRETEND IT'S A CITY
Dave and Alonso have a holiday gift for you: a marathon-length episode featuring all the Linoleum Knife shows, most of which are usually Patreon exclusives:
Linoleum Knife 514. Tenet, Wonder Woman 1984, Small Axe, Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey; Goodbye, Dragon Inn
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LKTV 224: The (Not A) Christmas Carol, A Recipe for Seduction
Linoleum Knife & Fork 158: Miss Frangipane If You're Nasty
Linoleum Nights 174: December AMA
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Alonso's holiday streaming pick of the week: IT HAPPENED ON FIFTH AVENUE
Dave's holiday streaming pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT
Dave and Alonso gear up for the holidays. Subscribe and review (at Apple Podcasts), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, meek and the bold.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER
Dave and Alonso sort through old movies and movies about old movies and perhaps the worst movie of 2020. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, along with the song of a wintery fairyland
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CITIZEN KANE
Dave's DVD pick of the week: HURRICANE HEIST
Dave and Alonso start digging into holiday entertainment and other high-profile streaming titles. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, I've long run out of my last chances.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DOLLY: THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: HOLIDAY AFFAIR
Dave and Alonso talk "poverty porn," windswept lesbians and more. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, first time bitter shock.
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Dave and Alonso are enjoyed by their good friend and podcast mentor Grae Drake to look back at the first decade of this podcast of the cinema and to review some new movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, we were meant to be as one.
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Dave and Alonso cover a little bit of everything: holiday comedy, horror, documentary, animation, international, 4K restoration, and more. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, gonna have a lotta fun.
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Dave and Alonso have a lot to say about a lot of films -- don't let anyone tell you movies aren't happening right now. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, what's going on here.
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Dave and Alonso review a quartet of new streaming titles, one of which seems to be commenting upon another. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, ice tea and a game of ping pong.
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Dave and Alonso cover the sublime, the ridiculous, and most points in between. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, somebody come and tell this lady cool down.
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Dave and Alonso had a whole bunch of movies to cover this week, but we wound up having LOTS to say about the latest iteration of Mart Crowley's play as well as the original screen version. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, now heaven knows.
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Dave and Alonso discuss films by and about women, including some new docs, as well as a new-to-us Portuguese classic. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, you've got to be insane that green Jesus.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW
In our penultimate, giant-size episode, Alex shares his obsession with Marvel’s bald goddess of the mind, Moondragon. A member (and antagonist) of the Avengers, Defenders, Infinity Watch and Guardians of the Galaxy, Moondragon has been a major player in Marvel’s cosmic comics for five decades, appearing in Thanos-centered stories by artist and writer Jim Starlin since 1973. Adn, from the mid-2000s to the present, Moondragon, née Heather Douglas, has been in a queer relationship with alien super heroine Phyla Vell. Johnnie helps Alex process his deep over-identification with this self-defeating, arrogant, and morally superior character who once appeared on his birthday cake.
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Dave and Alonso discuss three movies that address contemporary politics in very different ways, as well as a classic that's both charming and dark. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, that's all.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: MAYAK
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: A GREAT DAY IN HARLEM
Dave and Alonso reach 500 episodes, and we couldn't have done it without y'all, so thank you. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, but look how much I've gained.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FIRST COW
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: REAL LIFE
Dave and Alonso discuss two streaming titles better suited for the big screen and a documentary that's both personal and political. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, turn on my VCR, same one I've had for years.
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Dave's Blu-ray pick of the week: THE T.A.M.I SHOW
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: SHANGHAI TRIAD
Dave and Alonso discuss a quartet of films that take a, shall we say, unique view of history, to varying degrees. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, such a country in the city.
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Streaming recommendations: Outfest Encore Week and The Films of Arthur Bressan, Jr. (NSFW)
Dave and Alonso return to discuss streaming titles and ones opening only in theaters (to which they do not recommend you return, no matter how good the movies might be). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, just love me, love me.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: NATIONAL VELVET
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: FEMME FATALE
In the countdown to the End of Super Gay!, Johnny shares his obsession with C-list anti-villain Catman. A nemesis of Batman and avid fan of Catwoman, who first appeared in Gotham in the early 1960s, Catman’s reimagining as a traumatized, recovered and now (kinda) out-bisexual non-hero was masterminded by Gail Simone, in the series’ "Villains United" and "Secret Six," from DC Comics in the 2000’s. Find out why Johnny identifies with this disaffected rich kid ne’er-do-well who dresses up like a giant ginger housecat.
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Dave and Alonso love a new adaptation, and discover a film they dig and one they don't are perfectly antithetical. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, something's coming over me.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IT FOLLOWS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SECRET GARDEN (1993)
Dave and Alonso travel to far-flung locales with Beyoncé and Gemma Arterton, visit the queer past, and witness the scariest Zoom meeting ever. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, 'til I find the righteous one, computer blue.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: NIGHTFALL
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: GAYBY
Dave and Alonso have mixed feelings about the new streaming releases but adore a Hollywood queen. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, no don't disappear.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STRAWBERRY BLONDE
Dave's DVD pick of the week: SPACE IS THE PLACE
Dave and Alonso go through a strong slate of indies, docs, and foreign films, all of them directed or co-directed by women. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, that's the way you need it.
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Three great July titles from The Criterion Collection, currently on sale for 50% off:
Dave and Alonso answer some letters and discuss new movies starring international A-listers. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, where's my prize.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BRUCE LEE: HIS GREATEST HITS
Dave's DVD pick of the week: GOD'S LITTLE ACRE
Dave and Alonso have nothing but recommendations this week, so check these films out via various streaming platforms. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, the one for me.
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In this intergenerational conversation about the struggles superheroes faced in combating the homophobia, stigma, and racism entangled in the AIDS Crisis, Johnny and Alex also talk about ways HIV/AIDS shaped their own lives, and find parallels in the current pandemic. Spanning the late 1980s to the early 2000s, with Marvel and DC Comics including Green Arrow, the Incredible Hulk, and the X-Men. Produced by Alexandro “Prof Xtra” Segade and Johnny “Jungleguts” Martin.
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Dave and Alonso are let down by the big names this week, but there's an interesting documentary you should check out. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, a place that they will never find.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: GOLDEN EIGHTIES
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: CUPCAKES
Dave and Alonso are very enthusiastic about an indie drama and two new docs. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and she's the reason.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: HER STORY
Dave and Alonso talk to Stephen Rebello (Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho, Bad Movies We Love) about his delectable new book DOLLS! DOLLS! DOLLS!, about the creation of both the film and the movie of Valley of the Dolls. (We're still figuring out Zoom, and Dave's mic was off for part of this, so there's some wonky audio upfront and at one point in the middle. Be nice, we've only been doing this for ten years, y'all.)
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Dave and Alonso like Spike, will go with Apatow, and say blech to Branagh. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, the rush is never-ending.
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Streaming pick of the week: PIONEERS OF QUEER CINEMA
Alonso's got a new podcast! Every week, he and Dan from Deck the Hallmark will connect a recent favorite to the classic film that inspired it, directly or indirectly. We kick things off with a visit from RogerEbert.com editor Matt Zoller Seitz and a discussion about The Umbrellas of Cherbourg and La La Land.
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Alonso and Dave welcome Dan from Deck the Hallmark - Dan and Alonso are launching a new podcast this week, called A Film and a Movie - to talk discuss some really amazing new streaming titles. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and it's summer.
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Don't miss Alonso this Friday, June 12 on TCM, screening LGBTQ films for Pride.
Streaming picks of the week: SELMA, JUST MERCY, 13TH and black films presented for free, even without a subscription, at Criterion Channel.
Dave and Alonso keep up with streaming choices, from a breezy comedy to a stylish genre homage to a typically rigorous Straub/Huillet joint; we also remember a playwright, novelist, screenwriter and activist legend. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, Mississippi goddam.
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Don't miss Alonso on TCM on June 12. And pick up our friend Stephen Rebello's dazzling new book Dolls! Dolls! Dolls!
Dave's Blu-ray pick of the week: CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: CALIFORNIA SPLIT
Dave and Alonso hit the road (except of course they don't) with the latest streaming releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you take my breath away.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: ATLANTICS
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CASTLE
Dave and Alonso review a very eclectic streaming slate, from kid animation to very adult arthouse. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I know you're waiting.
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Check out PORTRAITS OF RESISTANCE: THE CINEMA OF CÉLINE SCIAMMA.
Dave and Alonso discuss a pleasant surprise, a disappointment, one of the year's best, and more. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Twitter, rev up.
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Dave & Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TWILIGHT TIME VIDEO CLOSE-OUT SALE
Dave and Alonso catch up on a Sundance fave from Georgia (the country) and some interesting new Netflix and HBO offerings. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, she's holding back the waterfall.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: BLANK CITY
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: CELINE AND JULIE GO BOATING
Dave and Alonso just keep streaming in a week with some cool imports and docs as well as so-so action. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, let me hear some action from the back section.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE FIRST TRAVELING SALESLADY
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: HIGH TIDE
A very special episode: Johnny ”Jungleguts” Martin interviews Alexandro “Professor Xtra” Segade about his upcoming graphic novel, The Context, published by Primary Information, a comic book David Velasco (Artforum) calls “a beautiful new creation myth for our time.” Let’s meet the queer polyamorous super team called The Context! PLUS: Let’s talk about growing up gay and nerdy! Let’s talk about art influences!! Let’s talk about finding gay love in college!!! http://www.primaryinformation.org/product/the-context/
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Dave and Alonso get their bibliophilia on, as well as checking out some lesser streaming titles. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you'll never believe what we're getting into.
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Dave's streaming ANTI-pick of the week: FOR THOSE WHO THINK YOUNG
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
Dave and Alonso discuss great and terrible new streaming titles, and mostly-terrible vintage ones. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and where's he gone to.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: EYES OF LAURA MARS
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: BONJOUR TRISTESSE
Dave and Alonso present a very special episode of Linoleum Knife and Fork, a show that's usually exclusive to their Patreon subscribers. James Beard Award–winning author and former editor-in-chief of Gourmet magazine Ruth Reichl talks to the hosts (and Margy Rochlin, the Spoon of LKF) about her memoir Save Me the Plums, bread-baking secrets, Jonathan Gold, why it's a good time to order fish, David Foster Wallace, food prep (and food writing) in a pandemic, and much more. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
(Apologies for the rough audio -- we're still figuring out how Skype works.)
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Dave and Alonso keep the stream alive. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, mmmbop.
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HEIMAT IS A SPACE IN TIME, which we recently reviewed, can be streamed here.
FRANCE AGAINST THE ROBOTS can be streamed here.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: SCIENCE IS FICTION: 23 FILMS BY JEAN PAINLEVÉ
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEACH RATS
Dave and Alonso review two streaming titles that will definitely rank among their favorite films of 2020. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, level up.
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VITALINA VARELA, which we reviewed a few episodes ago, is now streaming at grasshopperfilm.com
Dave's DVD pick of the week: UNCUT GEMS
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: SHANKS
Dave and Alonso offer up their first all-streaming episode, with movies you can currently be watching at home. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, don't wanna annoy ya with my paranoia.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: FOOTLIGHT PARADE
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: BRAD'S STATUS
Dave and Alonso are back -- did we miss anything? Subscribe for free (and leave us a five-star review) at Apple Podcasts (or say something nice wherever you stream us), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, wash your hands.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: the Kelly Reichardt Collection at Criterion Channel
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN
Because Dave is, alas, coughing his way through another sinus infection, we offer a new episode of Super Gay! for your podcasting pleasure:
Let's talk about recent queer representation at Marvel Comics! Johnny and Alex discuss the super hero gay pride march by Lucaino Vecchio in the Marvel Voices anthology; Mystique's marriage to Destiny in Jonathan Hickman's X-Men; Leah Williams' upcoming X-Factor and recent X-Tremists mini series (starring Northstar, Iceman and a hot Blob)! Plus: Learn about Striker and Lightspeed, from 2011's Avengers Academy, and, of course, a little Wonder Woman update too, even though she's not a Marvel character, because why not?
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Alonso and Dave are joined by pop culture expert Nathan Rabin (The Weird Accordion to Al) to discuss killer dolls, fake dogs, mean girls and more. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, hey babe.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BONJOUR TRISTESSE
Dave's streaming pick of the week: Pedro Costa's Fontainhas Trilogy on Criterion Channel
Nathan's DVD pick of the week: CATS (2019)
Dave and Alonso discuss two gorgeous romances and two disappointing remakes. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, skeet surfin' yeah yeah yeah.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CROOKLYN
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DAY OF THE DOLPHIN
Dave and Alonso and special guest Johnnie JungleGuts (Super Gay! podcast) spend Oscar weekend talking genre movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, playin' a part in a picture show.
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* Or, The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are two of Gotham's most popular anti-heroines, and they've found each other at last! We trace the TV cartoon origins of two of Batman's most glamorous, and goofy, bad girls. Get ready for plenty of innuendo, pulpy Lesbian Chic, and mismatched aesthetic concepts! (Why do bats and clowns go so well together?)
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Dave and Alonso check out the Taylor Swift doc, a Blake Lively dud and remixes of two 2019 titles. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, to be what's real.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: TEA WITH THE DAMES
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE REPTILE
Dave and Alonso try to parse what the heck Guy Ritchie is thinking and catch up on some Oscar-nominated docs. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you gotta have friends.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: MILFORD GRAVES: FULL MANTIS
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: FORCE MAJEURE
Dave and Alonso catch up with January releases and circle back to some international titles they missed. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, it's just outside of your front door.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DOCTOR DOLITTLE (1967)
Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times and TheWrap and Peter Debruge of Variety to discuss 2019 in film. Cats is discussed. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, someone keeps moving my chair.
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QUEER MUTANTS! GAY SUPERHEROES ON TV! GAY FANTASY NOVELS! QUEER COMICS ARTISTS! GAY ANIME! PANSEXUAL POKEMON! A decade of queer pleasures of the nerdy kind is discussed in this rollicking Super Gay! roundtable featuring fellow podcasters Jon Wallace (of the John and Jon Comic Book Hour and resident straight man) and Clay Kerrigan (of The Sharing - an Animorphs podcast). Produced by Alexandro Segade + Johnny Martin
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Dave's feeling better after his January cold, and he and Alonso already have a lot of 2020 catching-up to do. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: OLD ACQUAINTANCE
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: DIANE
Dave and Alonso are joined by friend and neighbor Gary Cotti to discuss some movies that really need discussing. Also, Dave answers a letter and owns up to being wrong about some things. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, upsot?
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Dave and Alonso talk sequels, true stories and various kinds of feminist horror. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, it's comin' on Christmas.
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Meet Extraño, DC's first gay, HIV-positive superhero, a Latinx wizard, who debuted in Steve Englehart and Joe Staton's Millennium (1988), and was a member of the ill-fated New Guardians. You may know him as the hot Peruvian daddy, Gregroio de la Vega, who casts a sexy magic spell in Steve Orlando and Fernando Blanco's Midnighter and Apollo (2016). Produced by Alexandro Segade + Johnny Martin
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Dave and Alonso talk divorce, dresses, desire and dumb moviemaking. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, it's so groovy now.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD
Dave's DVD pick of the week: DANS PARIS
Dave and Alonso check out the big Thanksgiving Week releases, revisit Scorsese's latest on a smaller screen, and catch up with a weird and wonderful old kinda-Christmas movie. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, in a sleepy little town.
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Dave and Alonso have a holiday gift for you -- new episodes of LKTV and Linoleum Knife & Fork, two shows that are usually exclusive to our Patreon subscribers. Enjoy! (And per our discussion of LGBTQ characters in Christmas movies, here's where you can stream Season of Love.)
Dave and Alonso do a little pre-Thanksgiving digging in with a plate of new holiday movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, almost heaven West Virginia.
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Join us for an interview with one of our most favorite comic book artists, Marvel superstar Luciano Vecchio! We discuss Luciano’'s epic run on Marvel's Ironheart, his creator-owned queer, Spanish-language super-hero Sereno, and his project, Cuir Gaze, of redesigning super gay super heroes from a queer perspective!
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Dave and Alonso go all-indie this week! Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, take him for anything but don't take him for a fool.
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Dave and Alonso are really enthusiastic about the new Scorsese, but beyond that, it's a very mixed bag. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, once bitten and twice shy.
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Dave and Alonso discuss female-centric narratives of very different genres. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I feel love.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LITTLE WOMEN (1949)
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A BREAD FACTORY
Dave and Alonso get caught up on some notable indies and a throughly phoned-in sequel. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, oh what a thrill.
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Dave and Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GODZILLA: THE SHOWA ERA FILMS: 1954-1975
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On this episode of Super Gay, we have an interview with DC’s Steve Orlando, author of gay superhero comic series Midnighter and Apollo, as well as Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, and many other titles! Plus, a min-debate bewteen Johnny Jungleguts and Prof Xtra about comic book movie shenanigans! And – what’s going on with Goldballs???
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Dave and Alonso watch Béla Tarr's seven-hour-plus Sátántangó, the Mount Everest of art films, along with this year's Palme d'Or winner. Also we talk about cheekbones. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, save it for a rainy day.
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Dave and Alonso love the latest from Almodóvar, and they finally catch up on some letters. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, they tell me that I stopped the show.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: I COULD GO ON SINGING
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BAD EDUCATION
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Dave and Alonso are joined by legendary actress Lisa Jane Persky to discuss her role in The Cotton Club Encore, a new edit of Francis Ford Coppola's Jazz Age epic returning to theaters. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and showed her how to kick the gong around.
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Dave and Alonso discuss that movie everyone's talking about and that movie everyone should also be talking about, and we start digging into letters from trans listeners about ADAM. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAN ON THE MOON
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON
Dave and Alonso are joined by designer, art director and -- more important for our purposes -- Judy-ologist Scott Roberts to discuss Zellweger's turn as Garland. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, for any person, place or thing.
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Come see Alonso at the first annual ChristmasCon, November 8-10 at the New Jersey Convention and Expo Center.
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Flame Con, presented by Geeks Out in NYC, is the worlds largest LGBTQ comic convention and Super Gay was there! Johnny and Alex had a booth and a mic and they asked a flaming super squad of attendees (including themselves) a lot of questions! With cameo appearances by Comic Book Queers: Legacy’s Brett Mannes, Graphic Policy’s Elana Levin, Kickstarter’s Camilla Zhang, cosplayers Geishavi and Megami, and more!
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Dave and Alonso are joined by filmmaker and musician Dave Markey (1991: THE YEAR PUNK BROKE) to discuss his participation in a new documentary (and the scene it covers), plus discussion of the week's other new movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, good good good eleven.
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Dave and Alonso enjoy Jennifer Lopez's pole-dancing as much as they dig Nicole Kidman's whispers-and-glass WASPiness. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, our words align, love letter.
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Dave and Alonso send in the clowns, including Pennywise and Joker, the latter being one of several new movies that Alonso saw at #Venezia76. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, that's how you stuff a wild bikini.
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DVD Pick of the Week: THE NUN (1966)
Mystique, anti-heroic villainess of the X-Men, is a shapeshifter whose sexuality knows no bounds! Also, we discuss the trans alien Xavin from the Runaways and Cloud, a super hero from the 1980's Defenders comics, who could turn into a boy or girl -- catching the interest of (not yet) gay super heroes Iceman and Moondragon!
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The Summer (Super) Splash (Spectacular) concludes with the first-ever Linoleum Nights episode made available to non-Patreon subscribers! (No swears this time.) Dave and Alonso join old friends of the show Grae Drake (Ms. Moviefone) and William Bibbiani (Canceled Too Soon) for a couple of rounds of the fun new movie-buff card game Cinephile. Plus Things We Love, Things We Hate and other LN staples. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
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The Summer (Super) Splash (Spectacular) continues with Linoleum Knife & Fork, a podcast of the food that is normally exclusive for our Patreon members! Dave and Alonso discuss the deep-fried garbage pizza that went viral, fast food vegetarianism and a horrifying melding of pickles and potato chips. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
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Dave and Alonso present LKTV -- usually available only to our Patreon subscribers -- for free as part of our annual Summer (Super) Splash (Spectacular)! This week, we're psyched about the new L Word, chilling with Netflix's trippy nature show, catching up with Sandra Bernhard's vintage Letterman appearances, falling in love with a vintage short-lived sitcom, bidding farewell to S2 of Pose, and still cringe-laughing at Fleabag.
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Dave and Alonso discuss some late-August entries that range from the sublime to the ridiculous; also our listeners have a lot of opinions about the latest Tarantino movie. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you've got to learn to be the ball.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ROAD HOUSE (1989)
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: BLUE
Dave and Alonso wind up having lots to say, even though we're in the relative doldrums of August. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, highways jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MAKO: JAWS OF DEATH
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WITCHES
Dave and Alonso experience surprise and disappointment, so it's a whole emotional roller coaster. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, bubble-gum bubbles keep my heart from feelin' heavy and crying.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TRANSIT
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LONG SHOT
Dave and Alonso cover new movies from the intense to the silly this week, and get some interesting listener mail about Tarantino. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, they sprinkled moondust in your hair.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: RAINER WERNER FASSBINDER'S THE BRD TRILOGY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3 FACES
Dave and Alonso have a ton to say about the latest from Quentin Tarantino (no spoilers until the very end) and also suggest Kathy Griffin's provocative new documentary/concert film. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, hot August nights.
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Dave and Alonso welcome Bran, Panda and Dan from the Deck the Hallmark podcast to discuss those popular Christmas movies that drive Dave up the wall. We also talk about forbidden childhood television, find the metaphors in The Bachelorette, and attempt to explain McGee and Me!
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Dave and Alonso talk Outfest, singing felines and upsetting arthouse films. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, meow meow meow meow.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: MOTHRA
Dive into the queer future of the Silver Age’s Legion of Super Heroes, at the club house of the 30th century's premiere polymorphous-perverse teen age party scene. Join us as we fantasize about Superboy's super boyfriends: Cosmic Boy, Ultra Boy, Element Lad, Lightning Lad, Matter Eater Lad, and many more! Also: let's talk about our newfound love for Lana Lang!
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Dave and Alonso do some catch-up on a week with only one certifiable stinker. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, there's nothing to it.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE
Dave's DVD (if you can find it) of the week: ALLIGATOR
Dave and Alonso are joined by Caroline and Kevin from the Good Christian Fun podcast to discuss two movies about Americans who get into trouble while touring Europe. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, come to me I know you well.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DUMB GIRL OF PORTICI
Alonso's pick of the week: FAST COLOR
Caroline's pick of the week: VELVET BUZZSAW
Kevin's pick of the week: THE DIRECTOR AND THE JEDI
Dave and Alonso have their minds blown by a 65-year-old movie, ask questions about a 35-year-old one, and kinda yawn at the new stuff. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, all the world is birthday cake.
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ORDET is streaming on the Criterion Channel.
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Dave and Alonso have a Forky encounter. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, when we shoot the curl we really shoot the curl.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE LAST OF MRS. CHEYNEY
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: SWING TIME
Thunder is Black Lightning's queer daughter, and we are here to tell you about the early 2000's Outsiders comics she comes from, and how great she is on the CW's current TV show! ALSO: Johnny and Alex discuss recent mutant deaths, and the gayness of Captain America's butt in Avengers: Endgame.
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Dave and Alonso disagree quite a bit this week, but they've got the same favorite among the seven films reviewed. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork.
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Streaming pick of the week: BATHTUBS OVER BROADWAY
DVD pick of the week: SUPERFLY (2018)
Dave and Alonso spent the weekend trapped in their neighborhood because of Pride, so they spent much of the episode discussing classics you can watch at home. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, only thing to do is jump over the moon.
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Streaming/DVD/Blu-ray picks: La Belle Noiseuse, Dracula AD 1972, Our Betters, Portrait in Black
Shall we play a GAYme? Johnnie Jungleguts is joined by Bryatt Bryant on a wide-ranging discussion of playing video games in a queer way, talking about Final Fantasy, The Last of Us, Streets of Rage 2, Mario Bros., Dream Daddy, Tekken and the Capcom fighting games! Also, Professor Xtra (who hates video games) joins for a little discussion of his favorite D&D characters. Produced by James Kelly.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by Matt Baume (Sewers of Paris, Queens of Adventure, Culture Cruise) to discuss why straight guys maybe shouldn't be allowed to direct musicals. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, shimmering splendor.
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Dave and Alonso welcome screenwriter-actress-director Guinevere Turner to discuss her latest film Charlie Says, then they start digressing into candle-related jokes about the new Keanu Reeves action epic. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I got some aspirin down at United Drug.
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"Hey, who's the new kid in Riverdale, Archie?" "Why, that's Kevin, Veronica...and HE'S GAY!" "Tell me more!" Johnny and Prof Xtra visit Kevin Keller, that All-American Teen who just happens to be gay! Created by cartoonist Dan Parent, Kevin Keller lives in the contemporary comics of the Archieverse, appears on the TV show Riverdale -- and someday he will be president of all of us!
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Dave and Alonso are joined by Pokémon expert Johnnie JungleGuts, who helps them make head or lightning-shooting tail out of that Pikachu movie. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, let the rhythm move you.
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Dave & Alonso's Blu-ray pre-order of the week: BOOM!
Dave and Alonso are in love with a rom-com but less enamored of a not-crazy-enough home-invasion movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, pease pudding and saveloys.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IN A LONELY PLACE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN
Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis of The New York Times for this special episode to discuss some legends of "off-Hollywood" cinema we have lost in recent months. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, your face so pretty.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by the one, the only Elliott Kalan (The Flop House, MST3K, The Daily Show, Horse Meets Dog, The Fake News with Ted Nelms) to go into great detail about all three hours of the most successful superhero movie ever. We were originally gonna talk about some other movies, but oops. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I've got angst in my pants.
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Storm is a thief, goddess, headmistress, queen and GAY ICON! Joined by Tavia Nyong'o, Yale Professor and author of Afro-Fabulations: The Queer Drama of Black Life, Johnny and Prof Xtra discuss Ororo Munroe, our favorite leader of the X-Men, during her Mohawk periods in the 1980s and 2010s, and the artists, writers, and actors who've done her right...and wrong. Also: what about Wakanda?
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Dave and Alonso have mixed feelings about the big horror movie but are much more enthusiastic about the week's three women-directed films. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, urp!
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: LE BONHEUR
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: MISS STEVENS
Meet The Movement, legendary comics writer Gail Simone's QPOC community organizer superhero team whose remarkable (and short-lived) series was published by DC Comics, from 2013-14. Johnny and Prof Xtra also explore Simone's landmark "Women in Refrigerators." And they talk about John Byrne's penis -- the one he drew in an issue of Next Men, geez!
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Dave and Alonso review female-centric females of varying degrees of quality, and they return to the Make Me well. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I got my Hush Puppies on.
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Dave's streaming picks of the week: OVID.TV and Touki Bouki on THE CRITERION CHANNEL
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HOWL
Dave and Alonso cover a cavalcade of new movies, from superheroes to international arthouse auteurs. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, leave 'em hanging on the li-ine.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: 35 SHOTS OF RUM
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GLORIA
Was 2013’s Young Avengers the QUEEREST Marvel comic of ALL TIME?!? Johnnie JungleGuts and Prof Xtra revisit Wiccan and Hulkling’s gay love that conquers all, Miss America Chavez’s mysterious LatinX lesbianism, Prodigy’s awkward (and problematic?) coming out, Kid Loki’s pansexuality, and Marvel Boy’s experimental phase! The conversation is spirited, as Alex gets swept up in Jamie McKelvie and Kieron Gillen’s millennial take on the Young Avengers, and Johnny (an actual millennial) responds with a side-eye! Produced by James Kelly.
Dave and Alonso discuss new movies, remember a cinema legend, celebrate a 90s classic, and offer suggestions for Transgender Day of Visibility movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, now these shoes fit all too well.
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Transgender Day of Visibility titles: Tangerine, Prodigal Sons, Assassination Nation, Drunktown's Finest, Ma Vie en Rose, Gun Hill Road, Paris Is Burning, The Matrix
Dave and Alonso continue the catching-up, with Jordan Peele's anticipated new movie and some foreign titles you might have missed. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, in a stupid-ass way.
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Our streaming pick of the week: SCOTT WALKER: 3OTH CENTURY MAN
Dave and Alonso return following the latter's week-long laryngitis. (And we promise to catch up with US in the next few days.) Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I'm bound to roam.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE CHRONICLE OF ANNA MAGDALENA BACH
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
The “fabulous secret powers” of iconic 1980’s muscle queen He-Man (and his queer-coded nemesis Skeletor) are the subject of this very special episode guest starring Danny Randell, gay toy designer and lifelong Eternia stan!! Listen as Johnny and Alex get into it with the harness-wearing, fur-bikini’d, roid-raging Masters of the Universe! Produced by James Kelly.
Dave and Alonso are joined by the hilarious Louis Virtel, who tells all about working this year's Academy Awards red carpet, plus it's a week where we get to talk about Tyler Perry AND Isabelle Huppert. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'm laughin' again.
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Louis' DVD pick of the week: AT ETERNITY'S GATE
Dave's streaming pick of the week: FROM WHAT IS BEFORE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FOR ALL MANKIND
Dave and Alonso haven't seen the week's big new movie, and aren't going to talk Oscars, so here's a special featuring two of the shows normally available only to Patreon subscribers: LKTV, a podcast of the television, and Linoleum Knife & Fork, a podcast of the food (aka a food podcast hosted by two film critics). A range of topics, from violent vegans to the Lifetime Olivia Newton-John biopic, is covered.
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Dave and Alonso discuss French movies and a better-than-expected sequel. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, keep that breathless charm.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: LA RÉGION CENTRALE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 1985
With a new TV show on the horizon, Batwoman is the most prominent Lesbian superhero in contemporary comics! OR IS SHE? Johnny and the Prof do some detective work, tracing the character's history, from her debut in the 1950's, to her most recent incarnation as a sexy Sapphic spy in DC's ongoing Batwoman (2017) by Marguerite Bennet. GET READY FOR A SURPRISE ENDING! ALSO: how did Iceman, and the Super Gays, spend their holidays? FIND OUT! Produced by James Kelly.
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Dave and Alonso are bummed out by this week's crop of sequels and remakes. And they discuss the whole Liam Neeson thing. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, this song's gonna get stuck inside your head.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: YOUNG MR. LINCOLN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SISTERS BROTHERS
Dave and Alonso sift through the meager early-February offerings and answer a letter from a "Green Book" fan. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, baby shark.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWARDS MATHILDE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS
Dave and Alonso do a mini-episode where they spill the beans about the year's two big spoilery movies, along with Escape Room and Replicas. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, walkin' on walkin' on broken glass.
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Dave and Alonso plod through January releases (but avoid spoilers) and get caught up on an Oscar nominee (which they spoil a bit). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you crack me up.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: EN EL SÉPTIMO DÍA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAUREL & HARDY: THE ESSENTIAL COLLECTION
Dave and Alonso are joined by Robert Abele (LA Times, TheWrap), Peter Debruge (Variety) and Manohla Dargis (NYT) for a look back at 2018. After a discussion of "Green Book" and Netflix, we offer lots of recommendations of smaller films from last year you might have missed -- grab a pen. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, do the tighten up.
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Welcome to Super Gay! In this episode, co-hosts Johnnie JungleGuts and Prof. Xtra discuss their favorite queer comics of 2018, including Aquicorn Cove, Assassinistas, The Brat, West Coast Avengers, Uncanny X-Men and Wonder Woman! Witness the unbridled enthusiasm for the gay designs of comics artist Luciano Vecchio! Hear the heartfelt gay love for My Hero Academia! And thrill to the queer call for a better future in comics fandom and beyond! Produced by James Kelly.
Dave and Alonso bounce back from a week of cold season with some more catching-up and one dog of a new release. Plus Alonso reports on the annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association awards dinner. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, James Brown James Brown.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SKATE KITCHEN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LASSIE (2005)
Dave and Alonso return with a new few releases and a lot of year-end catch-up. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, just as soon as they turn blue.
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Dave and Alonso finish off 2018 with superheroes, supernannies, superrobots and superrestorations. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, can you imagine that.
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Dave and Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: DESK SET
Dave and Alonso are thrilled to have artist Nayland Blake, whose works have included a life-size gingerbread house, discuss the Hallmark Channel original A Gingerbread Romance, where Tia Mowry-Hardrict stars as an architect who has to design a life-size gingerbread house. As you might guess, verisimilitude is not this movie's strong suit.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by Johnnie Jungleguts of Super Gay! to talk comics movie and also to make an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT. Subscribe (and leave us a review) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, someday at Christmas time.
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Dave and Alonso get caught up on some year-end movies, but they also share the entries in the "Christmas Was Ruined" essay contest and have some things to say about the Kevin Hart Oscar situation.
Thanks to TCM for our giveaway copy of CHRISTMAS IN THE MOVIES by Jeremy Arnold.
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Dave and Alonso wish you a very Merry Christmas by offering up another free episode of LKTV, a podcast of the television that's usually an exclusive for our Patreon subscribers. Bibbs and Witney of Canceled Too Soon join us to talk about our favorite holiday-themed TV ads of the past and present. Topics include Scrooge, Barney Rubble's cereal kleptomania, sad Christmas and Lymon.
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Dave and Alonso discuss legacies, westerns and Christmas zombies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, we're tired of pretending.
Check out Alonso's appearance on the Deck the Hallmark Podcast discussing Candace Cameron Bure in A Shoe Addict's Christmas.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PIONEERS: FIRST WOMEN FILMMAKERS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: INGMAR BERGMAN'S CINEMA
Dave and Alonso prefer an old pre-Code movie to the remake and the sequel, and Dave finally gets around to The Miseducation of Cameron Post. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, pass out the marshmallow tray.
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Dave and Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TRUE STORIES
Dave and Alonso dig into two award-season movies that grapple with race, along with two four-hour movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, how I'm longing to ski.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: NEVER GOIN' BACK
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE OFFICIAL STORY
In this special all-access episode of LKTV, Dave and Alonso are joined by Sam Pancake of the Sam Pancake Presents the Monday Afternoon Movie podcast to discuss a TV movie in which Patty Duke struggles with weight loss despite the fact that no one has bothered to give her a fat suit. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
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Alicia Malone of TCM and FilmStruck joins Dave and Alonso to talk about her new book, and our cup runneth over with new (and new-ish) releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, she uses tangerines.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: NOT RECONCILED
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ARTHUR CHRISTMAS
Dave and Alonso start digging into what's going to be a very busy November by each picking a movie that's pretty terrible but that they kinda dug anyway and then also talking about documentaries. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, Galileo Figaro.
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Dave and Alonso agree and disagree about Luca Guadagnino's remake of a horror classic, and they share a sassy gay nickname for the latest crap from Gerard Butler. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, oh welcome to heartlight.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: KIDS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SUSPIRIA (1977)
Dave and Alonso dig into remakes and debut features from actors-turned-directors. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if she begged you to.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THEY DRIVE BY NIGHT
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HALLOWEEN (1978)
Dave and Alonso take a trip to the moon and the East Village. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's a crazy situation.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: GENERATION WEALTH
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FOR ALL MANKIND
Dave and Alonso cover the week's new releases that are not called A Star Is Born. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, on the wayside.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: BLUE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS
Dave and Alonso discuss A STAR IS BORN, not just the new Bradley Cooper-Lady Gaga movie, but also the 1937, 1954 and 1976 versions of the same name that came first. (They even throw in 1932's WHAT PRICE HOLLYWOOD? for good measure.) Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's all a crazy game.
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Dave and Alonso saw one movie they really like, and a bunch that were whatever. But never forget: Zendaya IS Meechee. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and don't mess with Mr. In-Between.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: COLD WATER
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SUMMER SCHOOL
Dave and Alonso disagree about Nicolas Cage's metal machine music but would love to share a crumpet with Maggie Smith. Subscribe (and leave a five-star review) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, L-O-L-A Lola.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ENCHANTED APRIL
Dave's DVD pick of the week: SYNDROMES AND A CENTURY
Dave and Alonso discuss several murder-inclusive movies, one of which was tainted by real-life bad behavior. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, et Clyde Barrow.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MOHSEN MAKHMALBAF: THE POETIC TRILOGY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DIABOLIQUE
Dave and Alonso sweep up the late-summer, early-autumn offerings (and Dave finally catches up on BlacKkKlansman), with some talk of the passing of The Bandit and that YouTube show Alonso used to be on. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, take those phones off of your ears 'cause this is only for my baby to hear.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WESTERN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DELIVERANCE
Dave and Alonso present their annual SUPER-LONG episode, including LKTV and Linoleum Knife & Fork, two shows usually available only to their Patreon subscribers, so maybe you should become one.
On Linoleum Knife, they discuss "Crazy Rich Asians," "BlacKkKlansman," "The Happytime Murders," "Support the Girls," "Papillon," "The Bookshop," "Nico 1988," and "Wilford Graves Full Mantis."
Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZAMA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SMASHING TIME
LKTV sees our hosts joined by guests Aaron Aldorisio and Brian Murray, who discuss reality TV shows that are tacky ("Hollywood Love Story," "Shahs of Sunset") and big-hearted ("Born This Way"), while Alonso discusses made-for-TV movies "Santa Jaws" and "Season for Love."
Finally, the podcast of the good looks at new products (including the totally tubular breakfast cereal Blasted Shreds), the dark secret of Skittles flavoring, and that time the federal government tried to replace migrant farm workers with high-school athletes.
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Dave and Alonso do some post-vacation catching up while also trying to figure out how to work their brand-new laptop. Patience. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, leave us a five-star review (and subscribe) on Apple Podcasts, come as you are or don't come at all.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WINNIE THE POOH (2011)
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SOME GIRLS (1988)
Dave and Alonso contend with Twitter film snobs and wonder if a mustache can be a performance. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and I have been waiting.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL
Dave and Alonso remember Jonathan Gold and consider a Vertigo/La Belle et la Bête sequel-crossover. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and then we'd be happy.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SHOES
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BUDDIES
Dave and Alonso were going to do a whole catch-up episode to celebrate the repair of Alonso's laptop, but they wound up eating almost an entire hour on the ABBA sequel alone. So the catch-up will be caught-up soon. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, I just couldn't help it.
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Dave and Alonso have thoughts about Scarlett Johansson, Boots Riley and Marisa Tomei. And oh, the heat. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, come into my head.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A CIAMBRA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LEAN ON PETE
Dave and Alonso learn about basketball, gripe about political tone-deafness and rave about a great new movie from a filmmaker who doesn't get to work nearly often enough. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I wouldn't give you up.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE DOUBLE LIFE OF VÉRONIQUE
Dave's DVD pick of the week: AMERICAN SOCIALIST: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF EUGENE VICTOR DEBS
Dave and Alonso discuss a good movie you might have missed and some duds you might have endured. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SIX FILMS BY NIKOLAUS GEYRHALTER
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FEMALE TROUBLE
Dave and Alonso weather Gay Pride down the street to talk about the new thriller everyone's fighting about. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's such a happy feeling, you're glowing inside.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: STRAUB-HUILLET ON FILMSTRUCK
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WILSON
Dave and Alonso have a fashion hero and still stan for Jackass. Subscribe (and leave us a five-star review) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it gets better, that's for sure.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WHOLE TOWN'S TALKING
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE
Dave and Alonso are so sorry that it took them so long to tell you that the new Star Wars movie is so boring. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I'm bossy.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SOUVENIR
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAIL, CAESAR!
Dave and Alonso find the connective tissue between the superhero sequel and the Bresson quasi-remake. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you found somebody new.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IT'S ALIVE TRILOGY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, SEASON 11
Dave and Alonso are joined by Matt Baume (Sewers of Paris) to discuss what's going on with Melissa McCarthy and Gabrielle Union. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, annihilating rhythm.
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Dave and Alonso will catch up on the weekend's new movies right away, but in the meantime, here's a catch-up episode. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, mystic crystal jubilation.
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Dave and Alonso are back with a series of catch-up episodes. Friend of the show Tom Ford (the VFX producer, not the other one) lends his comics credibility to an Avengers discussion, and we wish better for Paula Patton. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, don't think of the danger, for the stranger is gone.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: BLACK PANTHER
Dave and Alonso didn't tape a new episode this week because Alonso was traveling on a top-secret mission. They did tape one last week...and then forgot to post it. Oops. Enjoy. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, square, square biz.
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Dave and Alonso tiptoe ever so silently through the week's new releases. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, rain keeps fallin', rain keeps fallin' down, down, down.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: 23 Films by Jean Painlevé on Filmstruck
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE LAST DAYS OF CHEZ NOUS on Netflix
Pop Rocket co-host Wynter Mitchell joins Dave and Alonso to discuss Spielberg's VR extravaganza, along with what might be...Tyler Perry's best movie? Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
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Dave and Alonso talk dogs and robots and kaiju and Soviets, oh my. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, down in jungle land.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACK NARCISSUS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ALAN PARTRIDGE
Dave and Alonso talk gay breakthroughs, video-game retread and all the noodles in the world. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I've been waiting for all of my life.
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Dave & Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SECRET GARDEN (1993)
Dave and Alonso discuss Space Oprah and crazy accents and room service. Subscribe (and leave us a five-star review) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you're flat on your back with your heart attack, where the hell have you gone?
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ANGST
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FACES PLACES
Dave and Alonso stick a fork in awards season and in the latest violent escapades of Jennifer Lawrence and Bruce Willis. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, a love like yours will surely come my way.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: UNDERGROUND
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NOBODY'S FOOL
Dave and Alonso are joined by Matt Piwowarczyk and Gillian Walters of the All Things Cozy podcast to talk cozy movies and new releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I feel it in my toes.
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Dave and Alonso had a blast in Wakanda, but less so with the latest example of outsider cinema. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the laws have changed.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: QUEEN OF KATWE
Dave's DVD pick of the week: LOOKING FOR LANGSTON
Dave and Alonso somehow tie Robert Bresson, Tyler Perry, the Dardennes, and Snickers commercials to the week's new films. Review us (and subscribe) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I saw it hanging in the closet of your elbowroom.
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New Release/DVD of the week: HAPPY HOUR
Dave and Alonso are joined by Variety's Peter Debruge, who saw lots more Sundance movies than Alonso did, before launching into some dull stuff and some really good Oscar-nominated foreign films. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, if we live until forever I'll be loving you still.
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Limited-edition DVD of the week: Christmas, Again
Dave and Alonso talk mediocre January releases, what's coming from Park City and what movies from last year are getting one last shot at glory. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WOMAN WHO LEFT
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: JAMON JAMON
Dave and Alonso make their way through ELEVEN recent movies in near-record time; enjoy. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you may leave school but it never leaves you.
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Dave and Alonso welcome Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times, TheWrap) to talk about the year just past in movies, from the best to the biggest disappointments. Subscribe for free (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'll take the fall.
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Dave and Alonso kick off the new year with some mailbag catch-up. Subscribe for free (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the family is fine.
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Dave and Alonso launch the first in a series of catch-up episodes covering all the late-December releases. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you're dreaming with your eyes wide open.
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Dave and Alonso discuss Episode VIII of a saga from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (NO SPOILERS until the very end, and after several warnings) with friend of the show Tom Ford, not the famous one. And other stuff. Subscribe (for free) and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, come and behold him.
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Dave's DVD of the week: THE DEVIL'S RAIN
Alonso's DVD of the week: THE BROTHERS BLOOM
Dave and Alonso take time out of their busy holiday schedule to discuss new movies and slag the Globes. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, caroling caroling through the snow.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: REPRISE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: Z FOR ZACHARIAH
Dave and Alonso dig further into awards season and talk about some of the more popular also-rans in this year's Los Angeles Film Critics Association voting. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, ding dong ding dong Christmas bells are ringing.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAPPY HOUR
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BETTER WATCH OUT
Dave and Alonso are in love with love stories and less so with yet another British historical drama. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
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This is on Blu-ray: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
And so is this: WON TON TON: THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD
Dave and Alonso discuss boom tubes and Christmas let-downs. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if I could make you see.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOOK OF LIFE
Dave's DVD pick of the week: AQUARIUS
Dave and Alonso rave over Greta Gerwig's coming-of-age tale and wish that Godiva had a line of murder-mystery–themed chocolates. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, I see that starlight look in your eyes.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 20TH CENTURY WOMEN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS
Dave and Alonso (who's hoarse) celebrate the show's seventh anniversary with superheroes and Christmas. What else. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and though you're miles and miles away I see you every day.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PHANTASM FIVE-MOVIE COLLECTION
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PERSONAL SHOPPER
Dave and Alonso wade deeply into awards season movies, some of them cool and a few of them very not so. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I just can't believe it's true.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FORCE MAJEURE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EYES WIDE SHUT
Dave and Alonso explore new and classic Good Adam Sandler and have more fun than they should have at a ridiculous disaster movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, talkin' square biz.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TRON: LEGACY
Dave and Alonso discuss biopics about the creators of legendary characters, some powerful docs and an entertainingly silly slasher comedy. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, will we ever meet again.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GLEANERS & I
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS
Dave and Alonso are joined by Johnnie Jungleguts, who brings his Brony knowledge to help explain a new animated film. And it's never too early for a Christmas horror movie. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, there's a party going on right here.
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Johnnie's DVD pick of the week: WONDER WOMAN
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ORNITHOLOGIST
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARLET
Dave and Alonso saw only one film together this week, so this episode is kind of a trust exercise. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, thanks for making me.
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OUR SOULS AT NIGHT and NOCTURAMA are both streaming on Netflix.
Dave and Alonso make their food-podcast-hosted-by-two-film-critics available to everyone for #InternationalPodcastDay Legendary food writer Ruth Reichl talks to correspondent Margy Rochlin about Robert's Cheese Toast, Dave rebuilds his intestinal flora, Alonso enjoys desserts. All the desserts.
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Dave & Alonso celebrate #InternationalPodcastDay with a look at the return of Will & Grace, the death of the first wife from Kevin Can Wait, and the premieres of Young Sheldon, My Myself and I, Star Trek: Discovery and Marvel's The Inhumans. Also The Doctors, Maury Povich and all the other dreadful daytime TV Dave watched while ill this week.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by Peter Debruge (Variety), who fills us in on the best stuff from this year's Toronto and Telluride film festivals before digging into Frederick Wiseman's latest three-hour-plus opus. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, where you goin' with that lotta nothing in your hands.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE ALGERIAN WAR!
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: UNFRIENDED
Dave and Alonso wade their way through Darren Aronofsky's latest (no spoilers until the very end, with plenty of warning) and remember the recently-departed Harry Dean Stanton and Grant Hart. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes or wherever you stream the show, it's happ'ning all over again.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ROSETTA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CHUCK & BUCK
Dave and Alonso float through horror, argue about historical exploitation, agree about substandard luxury porn. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, where are we going.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ARROWSMITH
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE RED BALLOON
Alonso reports on films he saw in Venice while Dave hid out from the L.A. heat at utterly empty movie theaters showing unloved Labor Day releases. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, skies are grey, skies are blue.
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Dave and Alonso discuss late-summer indies and ponder the role of the screenwriter, for better or for worse. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Keats and Yeats are on your side.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MINORITY REPORT
Dave's DVD pick of the week: A TASTE OF HONEY
Dave and Alonso remember a film legend amidst a mixed bag of August releases. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow as @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GODFATHER & THE GODFATHER PART II
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAYWIRE
Dave and Alonso's favorite bad screenwriter is back, but they don't like his latest enough even to spoil it. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, half of the time we're gone but we don't know where.
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Dave's DVD picks of the week: EXPERIMENTER and UNFORGETTABLE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRIP TO ITALY
Dave and Alonso will take Halle Berry in a minivan over almost just about anything else currently on offer at the movies. And Dave is still processing DETROIT. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, crazy horses.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: RUNNING ON EMPTY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DRUNKTOWN'S FINEST
Dave and Alonso have a whole lot of films to catch up on after their week off, including two of 2017's best, which for some reason opened in July. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, don't you know we're all light.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MRS. MINIVER
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ABOUT LAST NIGHT (2014)
Dave and Alonso are taking a week off, so they're leaving you a SUPER-LONG episode that features a dollop of LKTV (A Podcast of the Television) and Linoleum Knife & Fork (A Podcast of the Food) -- two shows normally available only to their Patreon subscribers -- in addition to this week's movie reviews (War for the Planet of the Apes, Endless Poetry, Tom & Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory). Enjoy!
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: Kanopy
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC
Cookbook of the week: DORIE'S COOKIES
Dave and Alonso have a blast with the latest superhero saga, and they tackle Bibbs' burning question regarding the status of 1985's Clue. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, it's getting hot in here.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A QUIET PASSION
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: THE LONELY LADY
Dave and Alonso watch new movies about pigs and minions and pretty boys, plus share their adventures in repertory cinema (FUNERAL PARADE OF ROSES, FLASH GORDON, THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY). Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, here to save the whole universe.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE HOST
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WORLD'S END
Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis of The New York Times to discuss her and A.O. Scott's recent list of the century's best films to date. We also dig into some very loud and very quiet new releases. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, no one has ever known.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MAGIC BOX: PROJECT SHIRLEY, V.4
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE GLEANERS & I
Manohla's list-topping pick of the week: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Dave and Alonso wade through a bumper crop of summer movies, but we save the spoilers for the most bonkers one until the very end. Also, learn how you can win a copy of THE LONELY LADY on Blu-ray, courtesy of Shout Factory! Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, we're gonna talk about the good old days over some cigarettes and dynamite.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE JACQUES RIVETTE COLLECTION
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LONELY LADY
Also discussed on this episode: BRIGHTER DAY: A JELLYFISH STORY
Dave and Alonso both saw only one movie, and only one of them liked a movie this week. So it's summer. And we offer some hot takes from listeners. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, I mean handsome.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: YEAR OF THE DOG
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN
Johnnie Jungleguts ("L3t's Gay") joins Dave and Alonso to talk Amazon princesses and the nature of the butt. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, you're so pretty the way you are.
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Johnnie's DVD pick of the week: ATTACK THE BLOCK
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THREE SISTERS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: "Gay & Lesbian Cinema" on Filmstruck
Dave gives Alonso a spousal Palme d'Or before the two discuss a pair of very un-Cannes-y big movies opening this weekend. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, yo ho. (And big thanks to Anton, our 300th club member!)
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOGETHER (2000)
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE
Dave and Alonso have something for everyone: a creepy outer-space monster movie or a nearly-four-hour black-and-white film in Tagalog. Take your pick! Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, get the bloody Pet Shop Boys, darling.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: NORTE, THE END OF HISTORY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE MARTIAN
Dave and Alonso wade through the noise, noise, noise, noise of overblown action, disappointing comedy and actual noise music. Subscribe on iTunes (and review us), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, touch the sky.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ILLICIT
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROMANCING THE STONE
Dave and Alonso talk superheroes and explorers and artists and trans teens, plus take a deep dive into letters. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, static in my attic.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE FATHER AND THE BEAR
Alonso and Dave moderated a conversation with Bryan Fuller as part of Lambda Litfest Los Angeles on March 8, 2017, and the prolific TV producer discussed the art of adaptation (as it applies to AMERICAN GODS, HANNIBAL and CARRIE) and other facets of his extraordinary career. It's our first live show!
AMERICAN GODS premieres on Starz on Sunday, April 30.
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Dave and Alonso talk about the adorability of pandas and the indefatigability of Katherine Heigl, and reject the husband-wife paradigm of coupledom while embracing the dog-cat one. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if you see it bring on home to me.
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Dave's DVD picks of the week: OBSESSED and ORPHAN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE PIED PIPER
Dave and Alonso discuss indie animation, a British master's take on an American poetry legend and a bittersweet Spanish film about friendship and loss. But mostly they speculate about the feud between The Rock and Vin Diesel and talk about cars going really fast. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, look at me I'm self-employed.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TONI ERDMANN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FAST FIVE
Dave and Alonso cover a lot of ground, from the delightful to the deplorable, and Dave rethinks his position on a recent controversial dud. Subscribe for free (and review) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, I wonder how your engines feel.
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Dave's Free Movie Pick of the Week: lecinemaclub.com
Alonso's Oops-It's-Out-of-Print Free Movie Pick of the Week: SINCE YOU WENT AWAY
Dave and Alonso revisit two rave-y 90s movies in their latest iterations, and Alonso tries (and fails) to explain the plot of the latest animated hit. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, lager lager lager.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TRANCE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STORKS
Louis Virtel (Throwing Shade, Billy on the Street) drops in to help Dave and Alonso make heads or tails of the "edgy" gay jokes in yet another vintage TV reboot. Also: lots of character-actor name-dropping. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @linoleumcast, the power lies on their side.
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He's our guest: Jack Morrissey, friend of the show and co-producer of "Disney's Beauty and the Beast," joins Dave and Alonso to give some insider perspective on the global box-office hit, from focus-group approved gays to singing dolls to what's next for director Bill Condon. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, in this town there's only she/who is beautiful as me.
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Dave and Alonso catch up on two diametrically opposed new movies before catching up on some listener mail. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, gonna walk into London on my hands someday.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IRMA VEP
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA
Dave and Alonso welcome Del Shores and Emerson Collins, who discuss their eagerly-awaited sequel A VERY SORDID WEDDING. Don't blame the guests for Dave and Alonso's opinions of certain LGBT advocacy groups. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and you will believe in love.
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Dave and Alonso record a quick recap of Envelope-gate, Halle Berry's wig, and other pressing matters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, feels right.
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Dave and Alonso discuss an acclaimed new horror movie, and another one that's fallen between the cracks in North America, before getting into another fight about La La Land. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, get outta my way.
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Dave and Alonso are, not surprisingly, more into the movies with hardly any dialogue than the ones with monster dogs and spa eels. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the riddle of the model.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: POLICE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STORY OF QIU JU
Dave has an idea for an action-oriented "L Word" reboot while Alonso compares John Wick's appeal to Harry Potter's. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, show me love and what it's all about.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM
Dave and Alonso take you step-by-step through an early contender for the Worst of 2017 and ponder James Franco's fascination with gay subject matter. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, this is the rhythm of the night.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BELLS ARE RINGING
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHAT A WAY TO GO!
Dave and Alonso are joined by the legendary Anne Thompson (@akstanwyck) to talk about who benefits from the Oscar race, what were the must-sees at Sundance, and two great movies making their way into wider release. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, love that's only slightly soiled.
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Dave & Alonso discuss the role of talking about movies while the world is coming to an end as well a French film in which the meet-cute takes place at an orgy. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you're indestructible.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE ANTIGONE OF SOPHOCLES AFTER HÖLDERLIN'S TRANSLATION ADAPTED FOR THE STAGE BY BRECHT 1948
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS
Dave and Alonso catch up on a couple more interesting awards contenders, as well as a couple more crappy January releases. And Alonso discusses two interesting new docs premiering at Sundance, which he is not attending this year. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, little birdie.
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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: EL PLACER ES MÍO at Filmatique.com
Manohla Dargis of The New York Times joins Dave and Alonso to talk about documentaries, Pauline Kael, emotional responses, resetting your internal rhythms and much more. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
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Dave and Alonso have their annual celebrity encounters at the Los Angeles Film Critics Association Dinner and catch up on awards-season films, January crap-heaps and a powerful indie you might have missed. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, someone in the crowd.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHRISTINE (2016)
Alonso's streaming pick of the week: Almodóvar on iTunes
Dave and Alonso kick off the year with one more freebie, in which they discover who makes Kim Kardashian look like Marie Curie, and they discuss why rapper Desiigner is like Pootie Tang meets Michael Stipe. Also, Netflix's reboot of a 70s sitcom classic, catching up with Degrassi and Little Women: Atlanta, and more!
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Dave and Alonso welcome Robert Abele (LA Times, TheWrap) and Peter Debruge (Variety) to discuss the year just past. (Manohla Dargis was stuck at the San Francisco airport; we'll have her on again soon.) Some arguments, some revelations and some wishes for 2017. Follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, subscribe (and leave us a nice write-up) on iTunes, derriere un Kleenex je saurais mieux, comment te dire adieu.
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Dave and Alonso wade through listener mail -- one letter makes Dave realize he may need to completely reevaluate one of the year's horror hits, another has Alonso questioning why someone who no longer listens would write the show, and yet another features a best-of list that leaves them flummoxed over how many of the movies they've never seen. Follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, leave us a nice iTunes review, eight eight eight eight.
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Dave and Alonso spend the first episode of 2017 catching up on the end of 2016. Learn why Reese Witherspoon is a pig (animated) and why Mark Wahlberg/Peter Berg movies are kinda like STONEWALL. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, panda panda panda.
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Dave's DVD/streaming picks of the week: THE NEON BULL and FOR THE PLASMA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VANYA ON 42ND STREET
Dave and Alonso are still feeling the holiday spirit, so here's a FREE episode of LKTV, our podcast of the television that's usually available only to subscribers to our Patreon page -- you should totally consider becoming one of them. On this episode,we look back at the Christmas TV we consumed this year, including Cher, Good Times, Our Miss Brooks, The Mistletoe Promise, Maude, The Mod Squad and more!
Ryan Downey sticks around to go deep into SPOILER territory with Dave and Alonso, so don't listen unless you want all to be revealed. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, ring-ting-a-ling-a-ling too.
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Ryan's streaming pick of the week: STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SEVENTH SEAL
Star Wars fanboy and friend of the show Ryan Downey joins Dave and Alonso to talk about the latest excursion to that universe, and sit slack-jawed at the explanation of the plot of Will Smith's latest. Don't miss out extra, spoiler-packed episode this week! We're @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling.
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Dave and Alonso explain why the R-rated raunchy comedy is a more Christian movie that the ostensibly faith-based one, and they don't quite see eye-to-eye on one of the year's most acclaimed films. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, give us some love on iTunes, are you shining just for me.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ESSENTIAL JACQUES DEMY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A WOMAN IS A WOMAN
Dave and Alonso discuss the Los Angeles Film Critics Association honorees, bust out their breathy FLOTUS impersonations, and bow before the greatness of Isabelle Huppert for the second time in a month. Leave us a nice iTunes review, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the corner Santa Claus.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MAGIC BOX: THE FILMS OF SHIRLEY CLARKE, 1927-1986: PROJECT SHIRLEY, VOLUME FOUR
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BLACK CHRISTMAS
Dave and Alonso rouse themselves from post-Thanksgiving food coma to talk complicated heroines, failure at the box office (movies that do it and movies about it) and other stuff. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, burn your bridges, start again.
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Dave and Alonso wish you a Happy Thanksgiving with this extra in-betweener episode, catching up on a few movies and some (but not all) of the mail backlog. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, the horse knows the way.
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Dave and Alonso got their eyes fried by one of the world's leading filmmakers, and they disagree on a film that's destined to be a big awards contender. Also, there's discussion of lima beans. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, that's what love can do.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOT TYPE: 150 YEARS OF THE NATION
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Dave and Alonso have a thing or two to say about the election, yes, but they also discuss quotable celebrity sex tapes and gummi candies (in two completely separate contexts). Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, she don't ask for things.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THAT TENDER TOUCH
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE VELVET VAMPIRE
Dave and Alonso are joined by RogerEbert.com's Matt Zoller Seitz to talk about the complications of Mel Gibson, the trippier corners of the Marvel Universe, and the latest in problematic Christian cinema. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, it's a love thing.
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Dave and Alonso get a relatively slow week before the year-end onslaught, and they discuss twink porn, kinky Koreans and a franchise that seems to finally embrace its own inherent absurdity. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, all around the world.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER...AND SPRING
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SPLASH
Dave and Alonso have a new Tyler Perry movie in their lives, which is reason enough for joy, but there are some really great indies that may or may not be showing at a theater near you that absolutely merit a look. Leave us a nice review at iTunes or on our various streaming platforms, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, or combing out their hair.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WENDY AND LUCY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEDICINE FOR MELANCHOLY
Dave and Alonso discuss monsters, math and the nature of applause. And there will be meandering. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review at iTunes, there'll be scary ghost stories.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LA CIÉNAGA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NEIGHBORING SOUNDS
So many movies to cover, but Dave and Alonso manage to fine time to discuss the finer points of men's-room cleanliness and other thorny issues. Review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, hootie tootie disco cutie.
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Alonso and Dave's DVD pick of the week: A FACE IN THE CROWD
Dave and Alonso discuss peanut-butter-to-chocolate ratios, the aesthetics of desire in gay adult media and other pressing subjects pertaining to the cinema. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), to get a jolt from my electrodes.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WAILING
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEETLEJUICE
Dave and Alonso discuss some welcome September surprises, plus the two classic films that led to a just-OK remake now in theaters. Leave us a nice iTunes review (and subscribe for free), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and now I wonder.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A TOWN CALLED PANIC
Alonso's DVD picks of the week: MISSISSIPPI MASALA and SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISCHER
Dave and Alonso are joined by legendary New Zealand actress Rena Owen to discuss the new U.S. Blu-Ray of the Kiwi classic ONCE WERE WARRIORS; plus we discuss why you really need to see both the latest JT Leroy documentary as well as THE CULT OF JT LEROY to get the full story. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, will you meet me in the middle.
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Dave and Alonso parse the politics of Eastwood's latest, remember icons who have left us, recap highlights from the 2016 Venice Film Festival, explain why Judy Garland's animated cat movie resembles GIGI, and discuss the Frederick Wiseman retrospective screenings. Leave us some nice feedback on iTunes, Stitcher, The Lounge, Google Play, Podbean, and anywhere else you can while you were looking for yourself out there.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WIGSTOCK: THE MOVIE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NEVER MET PICASSO
Alonso's off at the Venice Film Festival, but he and Dave pre-taped this episode, where they answer a bunch (but not all) of backlogged letters from listeners. Alonso has seen the week's major new films; Dave has a lot to say about his colonoscopy. Happy Labor Day! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), the pure tenor quality of the voice of Harold.
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Dave and Alonso are stunned that two really good movies surfaced in the clearance sale that is late August. Also, Alonso totally spoils the new Gus Van Sant, but not until the very end of the episode. And we talk about what's interesting and what's flawed in the BBC 100 Greatest Films of the 21st Century list. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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Dave and Alonso catch up on some late-summer indie surprises, Christian movies both cheap and expensive, and an extravaganza of white male privilege. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, wild horses couldn't drag me away.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 3 BAD MEN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION
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Podcaster extraordinaire Travis McElroy joins Dave & Alonso to talk about Disney trauma, technical difficulties and other pressing topics. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, it's a new craze.
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Dave and Alonso talk about That Superhero Movie, but also another Straub-Huillet movie and the latest in the "Make Me" series of films they're making each other watch. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, en pile ou face.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BELLADONNA OF SADNESS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DAY FOR NIGHT
Dave and Alonso are surprised and disappointed this week by the big new releases, and recommend a dishy new doc full of Hollywood gowns and gossip. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe at iTunes (and leave us a review), now that I've discovered what you mean to me.
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Dave Holmes drops by to talk with Dave and Alonso about his hilarious new memoir PARTY OF ONE, along with a look at the films of the week. (One of which Dave spoils, but only at the very end.) Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us a review on iTunes, just take the good with the bad and don't think.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LOUDER THAN BOMBS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IN-LAWS
With Outfest behind them, Dave and Alonso can dig back into the new movies, including a Kristen Stewart vehicle so forgettable that it sets off perhaps a record number of tangents and digressions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, it gets better, that's for sure.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CLOSE-UP
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HEAVEN'S GATE
Alonso's bouncing from film festival to film festival, so he and Dave discuss...well, food, but eventually movies. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, I wouldn't want to live with the pain.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOX
Dave and Alonso pre-taped this holiday weekend episode, where we finally deliver on some promised spoilers and catch up on (some, but not all) old letters. Happy 4th! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, doodle do or die.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: AT SEA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WITCHES
In the introductory segment of "Make Me," Dave gets Alonso to watch AU HASARD BALTHAZAR, which ties in perfectly with the new Todd Solondz. Also, the great awfulness of the latest from NWR, the superhuman effort Judy Garland exerts to put one good number in IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMERTIME, and the dieting hijinks of REDUCING. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and leave us a nice iTunes review. Rock on with your bad self.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DARK HORSE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHO ARE YOU, POLLY MAGGOO?
Dave and Alonso are surprised by the strong offerings of a mid-summer weekend. (And also by that audio glitch at the beginning -- our apologies.) Review us on iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, you just sputter and fizz like old headache powder.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WAVE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FEDS
Dave and Alonso get it together enough to discuss what's fun and what's scary (and what's not). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, can you tell me why.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MOON
Alonso's DVD pick (which apparently isn't out on DVD yet) of the week: HITCHCOCK/TRUFFAUT
Dave and Alonso discuss pop parody, sex and politics, Greek manhood, and death pudding. Like our Facebook page, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, yes yes yes on and on as I flex.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE PURGE & THE PURGE: ANARCHY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HOT ROD
Justin Chang of the Los Angeles Times has the scoop about this year's Cannes Film Festival, then sticks around to talk mutants and occult Korean serial killers with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, bet on it.
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Justin's DVD pick of the week: ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: X2
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE CHASER
Dave shuts down talkers at the arthouse, Alonso remembers being a kid in the sexed-up '70s. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a review), I'm gonna stay right where I am.
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Alonso's DVD picks of the week: KISS KISS BANG BANG and THE LONG DAY CLOSES
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DEEP BLUE SEA
Dave and Alonso discuss two films that are among the best of 2016 so far, and three that aren't. Also, peak snoot and sleep busses. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes, cry boy cry.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STUFF
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CUPCAKES
Dave and Alonso discuss TV punks and films about art (not to be confused with art films) on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, that's what they don't know.
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Dave's pick of the week: Straub-Huillet Retrospective at MOMA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I AM LOVE
John Powers (Vogue, Fresh Air) joins Dave and Alonso to talk about his gorgeous book WKW: THE CINEMA OF WONG KAR WAI. So it's weird when we then have to talk about Garry Marshall. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and the sky is gray.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHUNGKING EXPRESS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
Dave and Alonso laugh about Snow White: The Winter Soldier and mourn the Purple One. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, Gustav Mahler number three is jammin' on the box.
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Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: DEATH BECOMES HER
Dave and Alonso discuss talking animals, nouvelle vague editing, 80s Britpop and Nicki Minaj as the new Jayne Mansfield, among many other topics. Leave us an iTunes review, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, oo-bee-doo.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE INFORMER
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEGIN AGAIN
Dave and Alonso watch unsubtitled French movies, disappointing third acts and movies that can't be discussed without getting into spoiler territory. Review us (and subscribe) on Facebook, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, but love taught me.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: VENUS BEAUTY INSTITUTE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LADY IN THE LAKE
Dave guides Alonso (and everyone else) through the minefield of dog-whistles and straw men that make up the latest faith-based flick. Also we talk about Kate Smith, for some reason. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review (and subscribe) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, hotel motel Holiday Inn.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHANTAL AKERMAN - FOUR FILMS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE NEW AGE
Dave and Alonso prefer three arthouse releases to the big jive-ass superhero movie which, to be fair, is not a knee-jerk reaction on their part. Review us (and subscribe) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, drop me in the water.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: Anything by Jia Zhangke
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BATMAN (1966)
There's still this week's regular episode to come, but in the meantime, Dave and Alonso sift through the listener mailbag and get to long-ignored correspondence. Questions are answered, lists are knifed, and criticism and praise alike are manfully accepted.
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Alonso recounts his "curated travel experience" to Austin for SXSW 2016, while Dave sees a contemporary faith-based film that merits comparison to his beloved Bresson. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes (and subscribe for free there), a huffin' and a puffin' and away she goes.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: Anything by Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: COUSINS
Dave and guest host William Bibbiani find some good in the latest Christian drama, find some bad in a buddy comedy, and review 10 Cloverfield Lane twice because they know how you hate spoilers. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and follow Bibbs at @WilliamBibbiani and subscribe to his show, The B-Movies Podcast.
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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BROOKLYN and CAROLBibbs's DVD Pick of the Week: MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK
Dave and Alonso wind up talking a lot about race this week, but it's all because of the week's new movies. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and you come to me on a summer breeze.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: JUDGE PRIEST
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRIBE
Adam B. Vary from Buzzfeed tells Dave and Alonso about the Oscars from inside the Dolby Theatre and shares some college ghost stories for good measure. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, because I haven't got one.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MIRACLE OF MORGAN'S CREEK
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DOWNHILL RACER
Adam's DVD pick of the week: M (1931)
Satanists, karaoke and donuts are just some of the topics that Jen Yamato (Daily Beast) discusses with Dave and Alonso, as we turn a dead-ish week at the movies into engaging conversation. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, support our Patreon page, what am I doing without cha.
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Jen's DVD pick of the week: TURBO KID
Dave's DVD pick of the week: ENTERTAINMENT
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CADFAEL
Dave and Alonso don't quite see eye-to-eye about superheroes, rom-coms or even Valentine's Day itself. Subscribe to (and review) us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, no Halloween.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARIS BELONGS TO US
Alonso's pick of the week: DC SHOWCASE PRESENTS AMBUSH BUG
Southern accents and Velveeta are just two of the topics that pop up when the hilarious Drew Droege drops in to talk about the week's new movies. Thanks to everyone who has supported the show via our Patreon page! The podcast of the cinema remains free, but for LKTV and other exclusive goodies, you should become a subscriber. Leave us a nice iTunes review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, you're a pal and a confidant.
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Drew's DVD pick of the week: CRIMSON PEAK
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DICKS FROM TEXAS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE EMIGRANTS/THE NEW LAND
Dave and Alonso proudly introduce their Patreon page for Linoleum Knife subscribers and then talk about a very mixed bag of January releases. But seriously, go visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/LinoleumKnife
Dave's DVD pick of the week: DIARY OF A COUNTRY PRIEST
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: UP THE CREEK
Dave and Alonso cover everything from Tolstoy and Trump to Wendy Williams vs. Kanye West in a wildly eclectic look at the week in television. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, you spun me round and knocked me on my axis mundi
Dave's pick of the week: "You Can Eat Bread"
Alonso's pick of the week: DOWNTON ABBEY, SEASON 6
Alonso's in Park City again, and he and Bibbs have a sit-down to discuss the films they've seen in the first few days of the 2016 Sundance Film Festival. (Except Alonso forgot to bring up GOAT for some reason -- go read his review at TheWrap.) Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, like us on Facebook, leave us a positive review on iTunes (where you can subscribe for free), release your peace.
Elsewhere in Change Partners and (Sun)dance, Dave joined Witney on this week's B-Movies Podcast.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD
Bibbs' DVD picks of the week: JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS and GOOSEBUMPS
Alonso gets his fix of Canadian hormonal-teen soap opera, while Dave watches overweight people and their trainers cry. Also, we finally finish Making a Murderer, keep up with Idol auditions, learn more life lessons from Wendy Williams, and lament what happens to old shows that get shoehorned into new time slots. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes, whatcha know to be real.
Alonso's pick of the week: SHOW ME A HERO
Dave's pick of the week: Amazon Prime ad with the pony
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Dave and Alonso are joined by a blue-ribbon panel of critics — Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times, and Peter Debruge of Variety — to discuss the highlights of the year just past. Haynes vs. Tarantino, the joys of Mad Max and documentary ethics are just some of the subjects that pop up in a rousing conversation. Like our Facebook page, review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, but there is no easy way around it.
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Dave and Alonso are joined by a blue-ribbon panel of critics -- Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times, and Peter Debruge of Variety -- to discuss the highlights of the year just past. Haynes vs. Tarantino, the joys of Mad Max and documentary ethics are just some of the subjects that pop up in a rousing conversation. Like our Facebook page, review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, but there is no easy way around it.
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Dave and Alonso ponder awards shows, singing competitions and presidential punditry. And MAKING OF A MURDERER is still making them furious. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I am a lineman for the county.
Dave and Alonso's pick of the week: WORST WEEK
Dave and Alonso had to push back the Best of 2015 episode a week, so instead they discuss why the new Christian sports movie is like Turkish Star Wars. Like our Facebook page, leave a nice iTunes review, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, whenever we go out the people always shout.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PRINCESS MONONOKE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (1974)
Dave discovers limits to his love of Kylie Minogue, Alonso marvels at how everything old in presidential politics is new again, and they both slowly crawl through some of the hottest streaming shows. Leave us a nice iTunes review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, come into my world.
HitFix's Louis Virtel joins Dave and Alonso to remember the crappiest cinematic output of 2015, while the hosts discuss two acclaimed year-end releases. And disaster preparedness. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, next is the E.
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Dave and Alonso take advantage of the relative calm of the holidays to catch up on some of the hottest streaming shows -- but how many can Dave take in one sitting? Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us an iTunes review, and never brought to mind.
Dave's pick of the week: He's still obsessed with the Jennifer Aniston Aveeno spots.
Alonso's pick of the week: Andre for the Holidays.
Dave and Alonso are full of Christmas foods but still have lots to say about Quentin Tarantino and the Nouvelle Vague, plus how adorable children ruin movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, here comes the jackpot question in advance.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: GOD TOLD ME TO
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEDIUM COOL
William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of the B-Movies Podcast joins Dave and Alonso for an episode-long dissection of the Mariah Carey/Hallmark Channel double feature "A Christmas Melody" and "Mariah Carey's Merriest Christmas." We couldn't let the holidays go by without going deep on this one.
Ben Mankiewicz (of TCM and What the Flick?!) joins Dave and Alonso for a spoiler-free Star Wars discussion as well as an explanation for why he defaced a CITIZEN KANE poster. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, she's the pride of the neighborhood.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CRIMES OF THE HEART
Ben's DVD pick of the week: THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER
SPOILERS aplenty as Star Wars–ologists Jack Morrissey, Dave Cobb and Tom Ford join Dave and Alonso to go deep into this long-awaited sequel to discuss issues like fan service, Mary Sues and who might be related to whom. Seriously, don't listen to this one until after you've seen the movie.
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In the last LKTV before the holidays, Dave and Alonso have ideas for the new Queen of Christmas and revel in what may be the first auteurist Christmas special. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and thanks to all of our listeners who voted for us in the AVClub Best of 2015 poll.
Dave's TV pick of the week: Toyota, "Carolers"
Alonso's TV pick of the week: A CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SNOW
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Dave and Alonso disagree about dining establishments, but they both like a new holiday indie and are disappointed with Ron Howard's maritime tale. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, the lights on the tree, I wish you could see.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FINDERS KEEPERS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: INSIDE JOB
Alonso pours the tea about this year's Los Angeles Film Critics Association awards while Dave wishes for more scares in his holiday horror. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, it's Christmastime, when love is king.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THRONE OF BLOOD
Dave's DVD pick of the week: MACBETH (1971)
Musical extravaganzas, food preparation, holiday episodes, and yet another episode of Manimal -- that's just a sample of what you'll get from Dave and Alonso on this latest podcast of the television. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, thank you world!
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Dave's pick of the week: That Jennifer Aniston Aveeno spot where she pretends to make a smoothie.
Alonso's pick of the week: THE GATHERING
Two of our favorite Atlanta-based film critics join Dave and Alonso to discuss the Thanksgiving releases and a vintage homophobic "classic"; Dave spends much of the episode AWOL to tussle with the West Hollywood parking division. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, and lots of wavy hair like Liberace.
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Curt's DVD pick of the week: RE-ANIMATOR
Nathan's DVD pick of the week: THE HEARTBREAK KID
Dave and Alonso take a break from Thanksgiving week to dip into two strangely wonderful TV offerings of yore, only one of which includes Cher duetting on "Jingle Bells." Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, and soon Miss Fanny Bright was seated at my side.
If you're in Los Angeles on December 2, don't miss Alonso at A Movie Little Christmas in Tinseltown 2 in the Outfest West Hollywood series.
Dave and Alonso are fine with bows and arrows, but they're really enthusiastic about mink coats and cigarettes this week. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, once I had a secret love.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IKIRU
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DROWNING BY NUMBERS
Dave and Alonso contemplate buildings of bread that have nothing to do with British bakers. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, from now through November 30, purchase all ten Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife episodes for just $14.99.
Dave's pick of the week: "#1 Butt Satisfier"
Alonso's pick of the week: BETTER CALL SAUL
Dave and Alonso talk cupcakes, wine, false eyelashes and Christmas at the Napa Valley Film Festival. Like us on Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, one for Peter, two for Paul.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DANS PARIS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A CHRISTMAS TALE
Dave and Alonso start exploring the weird world of Christmas-themed reruns, plus some awkward cooking time with a reality TV sweetheart. And we might not still be down for Supergirl. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter & Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes, see the man.
Dave's pick of the week: OurTime.com spots
Alonso's pick of the week: SWINGTOWN
Dave and Alonso discuss what Frederick Wiseman movies have in common with "Gilmore Girls," the conversational joys of gastric distress and the little Swedish girl who invented punk rock. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, he shot Liberty Valance.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: The films of Frederick Wiseman.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BLACKWATER LIGHTSHIP
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Dave and Alonso look at musical numbers and chainsaws this week, plus an update on Supergirl and The Affair. Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast [at] gmall [dot] com
Dave's pick of the week: SWEET LOVES MILK
Alonso's pick of the week: SPECIAL BULLETIN
Mother Superior of the show Grae Drake joins Dave and Alonso to celebrate our fifth anniversary, along with some great memories sent in by listeners. Oh, and we talk about sous-vides too. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, we sang the songs into the hairbrush and gave Donny and Marie the bum's rush.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DO I SOUND GAY?
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EVERLASTING LOVE
Dave and Alonso take a stab at a NEW podcast, all about the TV they watch every week. Is Supergirl all about ethics in gaming journalism? Do Theresa's kids really not know she's in jail? Is Pacey enough to get Dave to watch a Showtime serial? So much to learn!
Dave's pick of the week: Rashida Jones/Peggy Lipton Verizon ad
Alonso's pick of the week: SENSE8
Dave and Alonso try to figure out why two women-in-rock movies didn't work, and highlight a fascinating indie you should seek out via streaming. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter & Instagram @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, El Camino something something Quentin Tarantino.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARTNERS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FABULOUS STAINS
Friend of the show Bill Neil from Buddha Jones spills the dirt to Dave and Alonso about how trailers get made in a crowded week for new movies. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, je vais et je viens.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FLIGHT OF THE RED BALLOON
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS
Bill's DVD pick of the week: HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH
Dave can barely find the words to describe how terrible the Peter Pan prequel is while Alonso wonders if we should worry about Iran's nuclear program when they can't even stop Jafar Panahi from releasing new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast , leave us an iTunes review, if you're feeling sad and lonely, there's a service I can render.
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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE WHITE BALLOON
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PETER PAN (2003)
Dave faces off with traffic jerks and theater phone-checkers while Alonso starts his Yuletide celebration early. Review us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, my-yi-yi loooove....
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Dave and Alonso have a lot to unpack about War Horse going to Sesame Street to invent gay rights, plus cannibals and Anne Hathaway. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, skip the light fandango.
Dave's YouTube pick of the week: SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE...
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAIR
Dave and Alonso are back in the same room to talk about machines that buy cell phones and which new movie is MAC AND ME for evangelicals. Leave us a review on iTunes (like Taco Tuesday Weld did), like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instragram @linoleumcast, you've still got that light in your eyes.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DAWN PATROL
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PRICK UP YOUR EARS
Friend of the show and Variety film critic Peter Debruge once again joins Alonso for an episode taped at the Venice Film Festival. They talk about the high-profile contenders for the Golden Lion as well as some smaller films that may make their way to US screens. Like us on Facebook, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, or as we natives say, va subito.
Peter's DVD pick of the week: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY (There's supposed to be a new Blu-ray steelbook of all the movies involving SPECTRE coming out this week, but it's nowhere to be found on Amazon.)
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: REALITY
Dave White invites William Bibbiani of The B-Movies Podcast over to eat ribs and lend his horror expertise while Alonso Duralde is out of town. Together, they consider the significance of dry rubs and fear for the life of Nick Nolte.
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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: Electric Boogaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Canon Films
Bibbs' DVD Pick of the Week: The People Under the Stairs
Dave and Alonso clean out the mailbag and answer letters from you, the listeners. You're welcome. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, signed, sealed, delivered.
It's hot and it's the end of summer, but Dave and Alonso are here to talk about dubstep and thrill-packed xenophobia all the same. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on both Twitter and Instagram, little fluffy clouds.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DIOR & I
Dave's DVD pick of the week: GLEN CAMPBELL: I'LL BE ME
Dave and Alonso have one of their most vociferous disagreements in an otherwise fairly sluggish week, so pop some popcorn. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, ...and cheat at jacks.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT
Alonso's DVD/streaming pick of the week: THE LATE SHOW
For Dave and Alonso, life ain't nothin' but green tea and honey. And the films of Greta Gerwig. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, click on our Amazon links when you shop online, they claim it's my city, it's my city they claim.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: ELENA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY
Joal Ryan of The Joal Ryan Thing drops by to give Dave and Alonso not only delicious Armenian donuts but also incisive insight on Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. Follow us on Twitter and now Instagram at linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
Joal's Streaming Picks of the Week: TIG and GRACE OF MONACO
Dave's Streaming Pick of the Week: THE DAY A PIG FELL INTO A WELL
Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: UNFRIENDED
Dave and Alonso have accomplishments they're excited about, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal's personal trainer. Keep those iTunes reviews coming, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, you're taken in by the lights.
Dave's streaming pick of the week: TOWN BLOODY HALL
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARSTRUCK
Dave and Alonso are still exhausted from Outfest 2015, but they find time to explain why Marvel movies are like a Partridge Family lunchbox and to promote "the TURIN HORSE of comedies." Like our Facebook page, review us at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, best to take the moment present as a present for the moment.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: PATHS OF GLORY
Dave's DVD pick of every week: SUPER TROOPERS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3
Outfest has both Dave and Alonso running a little ragged, but they still share their thoughts on new movies, one of which Dave swears is so bad it's hilarious. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, invest a dime.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SECONDS
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
Dave and Alonso take time out from their 4th of July weekend to discuss salad practice, franchise refurbishment and what the straight-white-guy version of "Paris is Burning" looks like. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can leave your hat on.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS
Oh, and please go buy our new Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife dedicated to the 1972 screwball classic WHAT'S UP, DOC?
Dave and Alonso are now legally married in all 50 states, and they have things to tell you about dogs, bears and punks. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, he was still awake.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION COLLECTION
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FIVE EASY PIECES
Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, everybody EVERYBODY.
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We ran long this week and didn't do a DVD recap, but Alonso suggests you check out PRINCE AVALANCHE.
Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FOX AND HIS FRIENDS
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOYS IN THE BAND
Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this is the cow.
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Dave's book pick of the week is THE UNIMAGINABLE LIFE: LESSONS LEARNED ON THE PATH OF LOVE, by Kenny and Julia Loggins
Alonso's DVD pick of the week is SEX AND THE CITY
Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2. Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook group, follow us @linoleumcast, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MANAKAMANA
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: JUPITER ASCENDING
Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this time it's not my fault.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWNES VAN ZANDT: BE HERE TO LOVE ME
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEET THE ROBINSONS
Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, elle est belle et son prénom c'est Bonnie.
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Jack's DVD pick of the week: THE WAY OF THE GUN
Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACKHAT
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ANTONIA'S LINE
See also: Shout Factory's gorgeous new Blu-ray of MAD MAX
Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE NIGHT THEY TOOK MISS BEAUTIFUL
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TAMARA DREWE
Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CONVOY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS
Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI
Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION
Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)
Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT
Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL
Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY, IRMA VEP, BEAUTY
Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING
Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS
The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.
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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D
Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN
Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING
Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO
Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY
Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET
Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER
Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK
Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car.
Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE
Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast.
Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS
Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you.
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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR
Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Christopher Jones" when he meant "Jordan Christopher," and he's pretty sure he's not the first person to confuse the two.
This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN
Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS
Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS
Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies
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Dave and Alonso soldier on through cassette snarls, hunger, and exhaustion to bring you deep discussion about marmalade and Angelyne. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DROP www.amazon.com/Drop-Blu-ray-James-Gandolfini/dp/B00PLYTKB0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM www.amazon.com/Mr-Magoriums-Wonder-Emporium-Blu-ray/dp/B00128VA6C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), Peter Debruge (Variety), and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) join Dave and Alonso to discuss the best films of 2014, but in the way these conversations tend to do, things go in interesting and unexpected directions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, S Club gonna show you how.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: SAFE www.amazon.com/Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray-Julianne-Moore/dp/B00NMUCLDO/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IDENTICAL www.amazon.com/Identical-Blu-Ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B00OHLR7BS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave and Alonso have recovered from the holidays so they can discuss Ham Sweats, Reagan-era fashions and surplus booze. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.
Dave & Alonso finish up the year with a musical and three docudramas that have varying fidelity to their true stories. Also we announce the winners of our essay contests! Like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, we'll take a cup of kindness yet.
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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAMP www.amazon.com/Camp-Daniel-Letterle/dp/B0000VV4MW/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR www.amazon.com/The-Kung-Fu-Instructor/dp/B000FAIKQG/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
The legendary Leonard Maltin joins Dave and Alonso to share parenting tips (show them musicals, early and often) and "Gremlins" karma. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, visit linoleum-knife.com, it's gotta be a rose 'cause it rhymes with Mose.
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Leonard's DVD pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189&pa=PRF-TCM-100189
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST http://www.criterion.com/films/612-the-last-temptation-of-christ?q=autocomplete
Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAIL MARY www.amazon.com/Hail-Mary-Blu-ray-Myriem-Roussel/dp/B00G9YZ6V4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Film critic Inkoo Kang (TheWrap, indieWIRE, Village Voice, LA Times) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss booze and cookies, among other topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, buy our merch, bust a move.
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Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: CALVARY www.amazon.com/Calvary-Blu-ray/dp/B00N9KD460/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE COUNSELOR www.amazon.com/Counselor-Unrated-Extended-Cut-Blu-ray/dp/B00HF98SY4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE www.amazon.com/Slaughterhouse-Five-Michael-Sacks/dp/B0001FVDGY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave and Alonso discuss hiking, end-of-life issues and history's most scandalous lunch break with their usual sensitivity. Like us on Facebook (and join our discussion group), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe to our YouTube channel and iTunes feed, buy our stuff, just get a bob-tailed nag.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZIEGFELD GIRL www.amazon.com/Ziegfeld-Girl-James-Stewart/dp/B0001DCYUK/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: AWAY FROM HER www.amazon.com/Away-Her-Julie-Christie/dp/B000T5O48A/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave and Alonso like one of Benedict Cumberbatch's new movies more than the other, ahd you might not guess which. Buy our stuff. Happy Holidays. Like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group page), follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube page, subscribe and leave us a nice review on iTunes, only a hippopotamus will do.
Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS www.amazon.com/Fear-Parents-Carpet-Double-Feature/dp/B000C65YRQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAST SUMMER www.amazon.com/Last-Summer-Samuel-Pettit/dp/B00O5A099S/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Not a whole lot of new movies this week, so Dave and Alonso get caught up on listener mail and promote our many wonderful products including Alonso's book HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS ($20), our T-shirts ($20) and our extra episodes ($1.99), including the freshly-recorded one about the 1959 SANTA CLAUS. Just PayPal us at linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: JEALOUSY www.amazon.com/Jealousy-Louis-Garrel/dp/B00OBQ9P3C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LES BLANK: ALWAYS FOR PLEASURE www.amazon.com/Blank-Always-Pleasure-Blu-ray/dp/B00MRKX9U4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's other DVD pick of the week: MST3K: THE TURKEY DAY COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-Limited-/dp/B00MIA0LO0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Special guest Chris Lavoie ("Producer Chris" of The Stephanie Miller Show) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss Martha Stewart's bedsheets, Kirk Cameron's refrigerators, and other pressing topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, order books and shirts and stuff from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, you ain't ever gonna fly.
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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STORE http://www.zipporah.com/films/19Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189Chris' streaming pick of the week: THREE WOMEN http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/60036707?strkid=1218407445_0_0&trkid=222336&movieid=60036707 www.amazon.com/3-Women-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B0056ANHCM/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave and Alonso debate Christopher Nolan's (without spoilers) and gird themselves for the new Kirk Cameron joint by watching the loony "Last Ounce of Courage." Oh, and the one they couldn't remember was "Clue." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy Alonso's Christmas book or a T-shirt or other merch by PayPal-ing us at [email protected], and if it rains we'll let it.
Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: ABUSE OF WEAKNESS: www.amazon.com/Abuse-Weakness-Isabelle-Huppert/dp/B00MFZ62BY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: I AM SANTA CLAUS: www.amazon.com/Am-Santa-Claus-Mick-Foley/dp/B00N31E176/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Stream WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IN HELL?: www.amazon.com/Why-Dont-You-Play-Hell/dp/B00O9SEJE2/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
This week, Dave and Alonso are all about JLG (Jean-Luc Godard) and JG (Jake Gyllenhaal). Plus exciting Christmas news! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave a nice review) at iTunes, on the edge and on the avenue.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STANLEY KUBRICK: THE MASTERPIECE COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Stanley-Kubrick-Masterpiece-Collection-Exclusive/dp/B00M7F47F0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave's DVD pick of the week: SANTA CLAUS www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Collectors-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B005L2EOLS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Horror expert and "Bitches" playwright-director Sean Abley pops by to argue (and occasionally agree) with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes (and leave us a nice review), it was a graveyard smash.
Alonso's DVD pick: THE COMPLETE JACQUES TATI www.amazon.com/Complete-Jacques-Tati-Blu-ray/dp/B00LUSUWSQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave's DVD pick: BLACK SABBATH www.amazon.com/Black-Sabbath-Michèle-Mercier/dp/B00AGKH714/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Sean's DVD pick: MARTYRS www.amazon.com/Martyrs-Unrated-Catherine-Begin/dp/B001MEJY8W/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave and Alonso continue to catch up on movies they missed while they were out of town, including a disappointingly non-bonkers Bible movie starring a usually reliably histrionic actor. Like our Facebook page, follow us on @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe for free), it's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you.
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SCHOOL DAZE www.amazon.com/School-Daze-Laurence-Fishburne/dp/B000051YMS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave's DVD pick of the week: NORTE, THE END OF HISTORY www.amazon.com/Norte-End-History/dp/B00NHPM1ZC/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Dave and Alonso are back from Spain, and Rachel True from "The Craft" would like to know how they are, among other things. And she and Robert Abele join us for a spoiler-filled discussion of "Gone Girl" that's at the very end so you can skip it if you're not ready for it yet. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave a review), little fluffy clouds.
Dave wants to enjoy his vacation in the Canary Islands, so Alonso interviews his brother Fernando Duralde, MD, about his family's shared love of movies, the old-Hollywood revival at Harvard in the early 1970s, and other matters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleum cast, visit linoleum-knife.com, we could have made it groovy.
Dave and Alonso explain why "Taken" is this generation's "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and explain why trailers can't always be trusted. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, all the feelings denied, blood on your fist.
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Alonso's eye hurts, but he and Dave still have plenty to say about movie stars who can't convincingly wash dishes and death by "Footloose." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our new YouTube channel, buy our stuff, no wise man has the power.
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Dennis Hensley of the Dennis, Anyone? podcast joins Dave and Alonso to discuss undiscovered Dairy Queens and to launch the "Two Fins Up!" craze that will no doubt be sweeping the nation. There might also be a surprise appearance from another friend of the show. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our merch, I'm fascinated by your love boy.
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Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Belle & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!
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Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Bell & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!
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Alonso is at the Venice Film Festival (sorry about the audio) and Variety's chief international film critic joins him to discuss the new movies at the festival and the Labor Day movies opening in theaters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts and special episodes, say nice things about us on iTunes, it's not so wrong to be human after all.
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Dave and Alonso post their Longest. Episode. Ever. mainly due to reading all their backlogged listener mail. But then Dave completely forgets one of the new movies until well into hour two. If you listen to this one in chunks, we won't be offended. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and please leave us a positive review on iTunes, where you can also subscribe for free. Lookin' good, hangin' with the wild bunch.
Ellen Fox (of SyFy's "Wizard Wars" and formerly of "The Rotten Tomatoes Show") joins Dave and Alonso to discuss the film legends we lost this week and why the new Steve Coogan movie is like mumblecore done right. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, call me in and call me out and I'll be waiting for the shout.Follow Ellen @ellenfox and check out http://www.syfy.com/wizardwars/team/ellen_fox
Schmoes Know hosts Mark Ellis and Kristian Harloff join Dave and Alonso to talk about hushing rude movie patrons, the glory days of Phoebe Cates, and dancing in Space-France. Follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe) at iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, we're coming out of our shells.
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Dave and Alonso talk about Harvey Comics and pause a lot while Alonso tells Dave spoilers and such. Buy shirts! Buy extra episodes! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, I'm fascinated.
Dave and Alonso talk about Comic-Con, Jafar Panahi, the Honey Badger of movie publicists, and Nia Vardalos (with whom they are on a strictly first-name-last-name basis). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a T-shirt and the "Josie and the Pussycats" extra episode, turn the beat around.
Alonso being swamped with Outfest equals Dave having to talk about movies on his own equals more time for listener mail! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) on iTunes, I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed.
Dave drags Alonso to an ethnographic film set on a cable-car in Nepal; hilarity ensues. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts ($20) and extra episodes ($1.99 each) with a PayPal to [email protected], once again around the dance floor.
Dave and Alonso discuss death and mattresses. Also, movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes. PayPal [email protected] for T-shirts ($20, plus non-US shipping) and Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife ($1.99 per episode), I hear the cottonwoods whisperin' above.
Dave and Alonso's respective musical tastes explain why each one likes a relatively indefensible movie. Also, they went to a drive-in. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and buy our stuff: PayPal $20 to [email protected] to pre-order a T-shirt or PayPal $1.99 each for any or all of our extra movie-discussion episodes. Don't go for second-best, baby.
Novelist and Entertainment Weekly senior writer Anthony Breznican joins Dave and Alonso to talk about high-school misery and to wonder what the hell Clint Eastwood was thinking. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal us at [email protected] for T-shirts and extra episodes, you'd be like heaven to touch.
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Dave and Alonso discuss their favorite Scientologist and explain how one man's "meta-homophobia" is another man's "straight-up gay." Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, ladies, have you ever had a man go away on business come back with a tan?
Dave and Alonso realized after taping this week's episode that they had forgotten to review "Night Moves" (which they'll cover next week, honest) but in the meantime they have plenty to say about teenage death indulgence and Tom Cruise time-loops. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, something tells me I'm into something good.
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Curt Holman of Creative Loafing/Atlanta joins Dave and Alonso (in their first-ever podcast recorded outside their house) to discuss Swedish punks, round-face Western heroes and Disney revenge fantasies. Subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, check out linoleum-knife.com, hypnotize, oo!
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Dave and Alonso make up new mutants (Swiffer! Chapstick!) to ease the pain of enduring another Adam Sandler joint. Subscribe (and leave us a review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our swag, it's called a dance floor and here's what it's for.
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KCRW's Madeleine Brand classes up the joint as Dave and Alonso fight off a pancake coma with discussion of harried moms and chubby man-children (on screen, that is.) Subscribe (and review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, folluw us @linoleumcast (and Madeleine at @TheMadBrand and @KCRWPressPlay)
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Dave and Alonso are feeling post-modern but not quite romantic about the big movie and the small movies this week, but there you have it. Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a nice review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ooooh how I love the rainy days.
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Dave and Alonso's tardy post–USA Film Festival podcast includes everything you needed to know about fish-gutting, Kate Upton's contributions to heterosexuality, and telling Carol Kane and Carole King apart. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, stream (and review us) on Stitcher Radio, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.
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Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.
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Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary tracks by PayPal-ing $1.99 each to [email protected].
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Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.Pick up Reed Martin's THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM at http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZSign up for No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking," May 3-4 in Los Angeles and get a 20% discount with offer code LINOLEUM. http://bit.ly/NHdjDd
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Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.
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Dave and Alonso have a new theme song AND a new Tyler Perry movie to dissect, so it's like double Christmas around here. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal $1.99 each to [email protected] for our commentary tracks for CLUE and THE APPLE, do do that voodoo that you do so well.
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Dave and Alonso discuss the "faggy"-osity of the 300 franchise and concoct better plot twists for Annette Bening's latest. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and hey I passed you on the street.
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Dave and Alonso both make embarrassing production mistakes before discussing why there hasn't been a decent Jesus movie in decades, and why there needs to be an action movie about a guy who bumps into things and spills food on his clothing. Sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. Leave us a nice review (and subscribe) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast I see you baby, shakin' that a**.
Dave and Alonso have a new tape deck! Also lots of opinions about the healing powers of Dakota Fanning, Child Veterinarian. Visit linoleum-knife.com, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming, saying something about a queen.
Dave and Alonso welcome Matt Zoller Seitz, author of THE WES ANDERSON COLLECTION, editor-in-chief of RogerEbert.com and TV critic for Vulture to discuss everything from "Bottle Rocket" set visits to the most interesting filmmaker hiding in the ensemble of "Girls." Follow Matt @mattzollerseitz ooh la la.
Dave and Alonso make their way through a sea of '80s remakes this week. Leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe to the show while you're at it), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and he be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke.
Dave and Alonso marvel over how plastic toys can be more compelling that George Clooney saving art from the Nazis, and speaking of, Dave has lots of Holocaust documentary to talk about. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and go to linoleum-knife.com and buy our new commentary track for THE APPLE (1980), where my love can be found and my heart rings true.
Dave and Alonso remember the extraordinary actor-director and lament his passing before moving on to more utterly mediocre January toss-offs. Hey, go to our site and buy our commentary for THE APPLE! Also, subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I just know that something good is going to happen.
Dave and Alonso are currently without a cassette player, but they have plenty to say about gargoyles, French onanists and Rosario Dawson's meth teeth. (In character!) Subscribe and review us at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, like a bleary-eyed baboon to an organ grinder's tune.
Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary, you're cellophane.
Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) to stick a fork in 2013. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast & subscribe and leave us a nice review at iTunes. I know my chicken, you got to know your chicken.
Dave and Alonso look back on 2013 with L.A. Weekly critic Amy Nicholson -- and yes, she explains how "Pain and Gain" made her Top 10 list. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, visit linoleum-knife.com, leave us a nice iTunes review, three's not a crowd to her, she says.
Dave and Alonso have a heapin' helpin' of Christmas releases to shovel through on this last episode of 2013, but luckily the hilarious and insightful Drew Droege @drewdroege is here to lend a hand and an opinon. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and a love beat is a good vibration.
Dave and Alonso revel in a relatively light pre-Christmas week before the flood of year-end releases, so there's plenty of time to discuss catchphrases, contemporary art and the hotness of Spaniards. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, wonderland, wonderland, shining star, jingle bells.
Dave and Alonso try to fix Madea and share questions and theories about a beloved and much-hated Christmas staple, still finding time to discuss frozen jelly donuts and British chocolate biscuits. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and rate us) on iTunes, buy our shirt and commentary and books, you're all that I need, underneath the tree.
Dave and Alonso are joined by Sean Abley, author of "Out in the Dark: Interviews with Gay Horror Filmmakers, Actors and Authors" to discuss folkies, hill people and cat peril. Buy a T-shirt or a book or a commentary track! Drop us a line at [email protected]. You're much better with than without it.
Dave and Alonso aren't entirely sure what two of their favorite African American filmmakers are up to in their latest, but at least Jason Statham is always Jason Statham. Buy a T-shirt or Alonso's book! Drop us a line at [email protected]. Like our Facebook page and stuff. Rootie-toot-toots and rummy-tum-tums.
Dave and Alonso ponder why so much of the "Hunger Games" marketing is aspirational toward the villains, as well as other cinematic mysteries. Subscribe for free on iTunes, where we would love it if you would leave us a positive review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a book, buy a shirt, every rose has its thorn.
Dave and Alonso know it isn't Christmas yet, but they've already started playing holiday music on KOST in Los Angeles and Terrence Howard looks spiffy in a red scarf, so there you go. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you just walked right in, walked walked walked right in.
Dave and Alonso wonder why parking (and cheese) is so expensive in Beverly Hills, and they hate inappropriately sappy Holocaust movies. All this and more on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, things that you would not do at home come naturally on the floor.
Dave and Alonso tackle aspirate h-es, magical homos and controversial authors in this week's installment. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe for free) at iTunes, attention to me seemed to drift though I don't know where.
Dave and Alonso discuss movies by, for and about Christians, which may or may not involve an "Oogieloves" reference. And Dave defends an aggressively unloved new movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, it ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it, and that's what get results.
Guest star Jack Morrissey of the Team Jack Podcast (and co-producer of "The Fifth Estate") drops in to give Dave and Alonso some full-on Hollywood insider action. Strap yourself in. Also, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, it leaps and creeps and glides and slides across the floor.
Dave and Alonso connect the dots between Paul Greengrass and Kevin McCallister, among other big ideas. Like our Facebook page, visit linoleum-knife.com, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free on iTunes), paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much, much better.
Dave and Alonso have their usual disagreements about theme songs but they both really love that outer-space movie. Visit linoleum-knife.com, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review (and subscribe!) at iTunes, the message is perfectly simple, the meaning is clear.
Dave and Alonso go to Santa Monica for people-watching, meatballs and Stanley Kubrick. And Alonso made it home safely from Kosovo without having to wackily run through airports like Paula Patton. Subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh no it's a killer blow.
Dave and special guest William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of CraveOnline, The B-Movies Podcast, S.H.I.E.L.D.C.A.S.T. and Kings of Horror make the most of Alonso's defection to Kosovo with reviews of the latest films that are out now in theaters for you to see... in theaters. Travel to Linoleum-Knife.com for more knifings, subscribe (and leave a review) on iTunes, like our official Facebook page, follow us on Twitter @LinoleumCast, and find Bibbs there too at @WilliamBibbiani. (P.S. Bibbs wrote this.)
Dave and special guest William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of CraveOnline, The B-Movies Podcast, S.H.I.E.L.D.C.A.S.T. and Kings of Horror make the most of Alonso's defection to Kosovo with reviews of the latest films that are out now in theaters for you to see... in theaters. Travel to Linoleum-Knife.com for more knifings, subscribe (and leave a review) on iTunes, like our official Facebook page, follow us on Twitter at @LinoleumCast, and find Bibbs there too at @WilliamBibbiani. (P.S. Bibbs wrote this.)
Dave and Alonso are married to the mob in haunted houses with infamous cars in the garage. It's fun to enjoy! Check out linoleum-knife.com, ubscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh hello, hello, let it be him.
Dave and Alonso establish the Lee Daniels rule and endorse occupying the jukebox at Buffalo Wild Wings. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us at iTunes, do the mashed potato with a new attitude.
Dave and Alonso got no beef with boy bands.
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Dave and Alonso have things to say about cheesy bread, lavender tea and pudding in Toluca Lake. Also, movies, several of which are way better than you might expect for the end of August. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, Christina Applegate you gotta put me on.
Dave and Alonso hate the term "chick-flick" but they liked the show "Taradise." That's just two of the many vital tidbits contained in this week's episode. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, and check out the slow-but-sure growth of http://www.linoleum-knife.com and I wish this dream comes true.
Fans of long episodes and of things getting knocked over in Dave and Alonso's apartment should enjoy this one. Plus we announce the winner of our creepy-doll contest, and we pay homage not only to Karen Black but also Eydie Gorme and Marilyn King. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, blame it on the bossa nova, with its magic spell.
Dave's a little under the weather this week, so William Bibbiani (@williambibbiani) from The B-Movies Podcast sits in with Alonso to discuss new films from '70s auteurs Paul Schrader and Brian De Palma as well as the surprisingly good moments from The Smurfs 2 (neither of which makes that movie worth seeing). Oh, and there's the show's first giveaway, too. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, to prove that even wise men can be wrong I concentrate on you.
Dave and Alonso argue over their punk credentials but both agree that Hugh Jackman should enjoy a nice bowl of fettucine. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, first I'm gonna take it, then I'm gonna shake it 'til it falls apart.
B. Ruby Rich, editor of Film Quarterly, professor of film and media studies at UC Santa Cruz and author of the new collection "New Queer Cinema: The Director's Cut" classes up the joint with her presence and her insights. Dave and Alonso argue over whether or not the new movie from the "Drive" guys is art or merely arty. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes, I bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again.
Dave and Alonso discuss hideous monsters that bring misery and destroy everything in their path. And in addition to "Grown Ups 2," there's "Pacific Rim." (Pacific rim-shot.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us!) on iTunes, Hedora, Hedora, He-do-raaaa...
Dave and Alonso take their show on the road -- well, across town, anyway, to the home of writer pals Robert Abele (a previous guest on the podcast) and Margy Rochlin. The homeowners chime in and kibitz while Dave complains about Viking movies that need to take a page from Tyler Perry and Alonso's glasses fog up because it's July. Subscribe on iTunes (and show us some positive-review love), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, thanks for the yacht and for the solid-gold sink.
Dave and Alonso salute the good and stupid this week, whether it's the smart-stupid of Melissa McCarthy's hilariously obnoxious characters, the exhilarating-stupid of Roland Emmerich's new "Die Hard" ripoff, or the sexy-stupid of a fizzy, naughty romp from Pedro Almodóvar. Because really, it's too hot outside for anything else. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher, please tell us why you had to hide away for so long.
Vinny Lopez of the very funny web series Two Jasperjohns (www.twojasperjohns.com) pops in to talk about the upcoming season, and Dave and Alonso discuss metaphorical zombies and boysenberry-flavored commitment ceremonies. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, commited a crime and went inside, it was coming your way and you had to survive.
Dave and Alonso have thoughts about nausea and superheroes and the Kuleshov Effect. And, as ever, grape soda. Subscribe for free on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher, she loves to do the pony, she loves to do the jerk.
Dave and Alonso both dislike the new Vince Vaughn-Owen Wilson movie...but find a way to argue about it anyway. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), contact us at [email protected], the pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.
Dave and Alonso travel into the future, behind the scenes of magic and into a environmentalist terrorism cult this week, but they'd much rather talk about rotisserie chicken. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, drop us a line at [email protected], subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and all the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas.
Dave and Alonso welcome special guest and birthday girl Diane Stroud, the creator of the Linoleum Knife Drinking Game, to discuss childhood favorites and cult religions and other fascinating topics that filled up one of our longest show ever. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher, now you has mass motivation.
Why the Federation is like "High School Musical" plus hate mail is just part of this week's excursion into the current cinema. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast (Dave is @dlelandwhite and Alonso is @aduralde), subscribe on iTunes, stream on Stitcher, have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
Plates are smashing and the '20s are roaring this week, as Dave and Alonso discuss new movies, an undersung hero of the French New Wave and the laziness of the word "pretentious." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes (and leave us a nice review), write us at [email protected], do you what you wanna do, I can't tell you who to sock it to.
Dave and Alonso just want their summer blockbusters to be the life-changing experiences they are advertised to be, is that asking so much? Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, stream on Stitcher, if the nightingale could sing like you, it'd sing much sweeter than they do.
Alonso is back from Dallas with stories about the USA Film Festival, but Dave has tales of cookies, free cake and some grumpy old ladies at a smooth radio station's movie screening that winds up being anything but mellow. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, got nowhere to go, all my time is free, so come on baby make a move on me.
A slumgullion of science fiction and the divergent spiritual paths of Terrence Malick and Rob Zombie (to say nothing of Ingmar Bergman and Demi Moore) are on Dave and Alonso's menu. Also, Dave was totally super-wrong about Usher not being in "Scary Movie V," so there. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a positive review on iTunes, I'll be poolside if you're lookin' for me.
Dave and Alonso discuss Very Loud Music, the triumph of the (iron) will and more. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher, check in at Get Glue, if words could speak they'd mean even less.
Alonso wanted to write a limerick with "They try not to spoil/the new Danny Boyle" as the third and fourth line, but Dave kiboshed it because there weren't enough words that rhymed with "Roger," much less "Ebert." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, and when she passes, each one who passes goes, "Ahhh."
If you don't want to hear any spoilers for the new Tyler Perry movie, stop now, because Dave and Alonso tell you all the reasons why you need to see this crackpot masterpiece of stupidness. They also share theories as to why it would have been ever better had the late Stephen Stucker ("Airplane!") had been cast in place of Kim Kardashian. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, e-mail us at [email protected], take the time, do it right, we can do it baby.
Dave and Alonso disagree on campaign slogans for presumptive Senator-to-be Ashley Judd but they both think that Tina Fey deserves to be in way, way better movies. Subscribe on iTunes, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, promise her the moon when the sun is bright.
Dave and Alonso take the usual yellow brick road of digressions while discussing the week's new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast (and @aduralde and @dlelandwhite), stream on Stitcher Radio, leave us a nice iTunes review, check in at GetGlue, well you've always liked roller coasters and I'd be happy to let my stomach turn for you.
China, chickens and Godzilla are just some of the pressing issues that Dave and Alonso face this week. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a rave review at iTunes, stream us at Stitcher Radio, smile for a while and let's be jolly.
Dave and Alonso tell you which new movie is like the maze on the back of a Howard Johnson's placemat and other important stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with the Academy Awards. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, stream at Stitcher Radio, like us, hate us, but you'll never change us.
Dave and Alonso explain why some movies are like swallowing a penny and why all movies would be improved by the presence of Margo Martindale, preferably holding a live peacock. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review at iTunes, check in on GetGlue, tell me you're tryin' to cure a seven-year ache.
Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times joins Dave and Alonso this week, and of course the heterosexual guest is the only one of us who saw the gay movie. We also discuss why Melissa McCarthy is the new Oliver Hardy and the outsider art of Y.K. Kim. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, fare thee well my Texas moon.
While Gary builds their new kitchen table in the background, Dave and Alonso fall in love with zombies all over again and wonder when Sylvester Stallone became such a pill. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast (and @aduralde and @dlelandwhite), review us on iTunes, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world.
Dave and Alonso defend some of Jennifer Lopez's film work and imagine a conversation with Halle Berry's wig. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher Radio, do your little turn on the catwalk.
Dave and Alonso recall 2012's rock bottom, while also suggesting movies so awful that you really must see them. (The Ghost Rider-Madea crossover, alas, exists only in our wishes.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue, stream on Stitcher Radio, brother and sister, together, will make it through.
EPISODE 100, Y'ALL. And they said it wouldn't last. Dave and Alonso deglaze the pan of 2012 with the year's final new releases and their choices of the best movies of the year. Turin horses and plague-surviving will be mentioned. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, thank you for all the joy and pain.
Dave has his buttons pushed by Barbra Streisand. Alonso does his Werner Herzog impersonation. It's that kind of episode. (Number 99, to be exact.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, have the most, the merriest.
Dave and Alonso are getting over being sick, but there's just so much to share about the creepy new 48 frames-per-second technology and the belt-cracking joys of "This Christmas." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Wash your hands after listening, because Dave and Alonso are both fighting off colds. But they rallied enough to discuss the truth about "Jingle Bells," a double-shot of C.Z. Jones, and much more. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue, pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie.
If you thought Dave and Alonso were done talking about Christmas movies, well no. Director Jim Fall ("Trick") drops by to talk about his latest Lifetime joint "Holly's Holiday" and to share the show's first-ever live and in-person Top Ten list. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, let man his songs employ.
Dave and Alonso are on their A-game, what with the very fancy (and hilarious) Manohla Dargis, film critic for The New York Times, dropping by to talk about holiday movies. (And did we mention that Alonso is the author of HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS? http://amzn.to/b444F8 ) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, jing-ting-ting-a-ling too.
Dave and Alonso look back on the insane fan response to one of this generation's most popular franchises and parse the difference between the Tolstoy heroine and the Godard star. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, you need another lover like you need a hole in your head.
Dave and Alonso discuss wine tastings, crazy secessionists and the golden age of sleazy PG movies, along with the week's new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
Dave can't stop himself from giggling over a particular actress' last name, while Alonso is very disappointed in a certain musician-turned-director. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, write us at [email protected], why waste your time, you know you're gonna be mine.
Dave recalls the Halloween he dressed as a popular cereal mascot while Alonso wants October 31 to be over so Christmas can begin in earnest. Like us on Facebook, stream us on Stitcher Radio, subscribe for free at iTunes, bang on the drum all day.
Dave and Alonso go deep in attempting to figure out What's Eating Tyler Perry while also plumbing the Haunted-McMansion subtext of the Paranormal Activity movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, please don't talk about me when I'm gone.
After a week off Dave and Alonso have lots of ground to cover, including Objectivism on a budget and thoughts on Ben Affleck's future as a filmmaker. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher Radio, drop us a line at [email protected], pass the peas.
Dave and Alonso get into a bit of a rhubarb about the latest from Rian Johnson, but they are in agreement about teachers' unions and Cinerama and THE WIZ. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, climb ev'ry mountain.
Dave and Alonso discuss white ninjas, tea additives and low-budget superheroes, as well as six new movies. Also, they impersonate Dream Academy and This Mortal Coil. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and (rave) review at iTunes. clap-a yo' hands, slap-a yo' thighs, hallelujah, hallelujah.
Dave and Alonso are joined by special guest Marc Edward Huyck (@the_hoyk) to discuss a bunch of movies, most of which are in limited release, some of them so limited that we didn't feel like driving 100 miles to see them. (We're looking at you, latest Nicolas Cage vehicle.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, review us at iTunes, walk it like you talk it or you'll lose that beat.
On the slowest box office weekend of the year, Dave and Alonso discuss celebrity divorce, the thrill of other people's arguments in public, and a bunch of listener Top 10 lists. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, check in on GetGlue.com, stream at Stitcher Radio, put your left foot in and shake it all about.
Dave and Alonso talk about the passing of Dave's mom, rant and rave about moviegoing experiences and do their best to make heads or tails of that "Oogieloves" movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, yo DJ pump this party.
Anti-bullying deodorant, metaphorical automobiles, the truth about gospel choirs, and more! Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe at iTunes, stream us on Stitcher, take the elevator to the mezzanine.
Dave and Alonso cover the week's two big movies, yes, but they also remember several folks who passed on this week. Our hosts also make a concerted effort to dig through the backlog of mail from listeners. Add to that backlog at [email protected], like us on Facebook, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter, check in at GetGlue, stand up for your love rights.
Guest co-host Alynda Wheat of PEOPLE magazine thinks Dave bailed this week because most of the movies were so awful. Alonso keeps pouring the mimosas so she'll stay. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher, don't stop believin'.
Dave takes a trip to the ER, Alonso battles a summer cold, and they still manage to record their longest episode to date. Follow them @linoleumcast and check in on GetGlue.com and like it on Facebook and smile though your heart is aching.
Dave and Alonso discuss the big summer movie that everyone is seeing and talking about. Plus a few others. Follow us @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, be yourself tonight.
Dave interrupts the show to call his mom, Alonso takes time out of Outfest to respond to some questionable internet reportage, and they both think a new movie is so terrible that you should probably see it right away. Follow us @linoleumcast, write us at [email protected], like us on Facebook, subscribe at iTunes, and such as.
Dave and Alonso say "Make mine music!" OK, they don't, but they do discuss ape raves, movie soundtracks, candy-colored pop princesses and a movie named for a Leonard Cohen song. Follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, drop us a line at [email protected], check in at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, call your mother.
Look, Dave and Alonso have lesbians to meet for breakfast, and Dave is the president of the Super-Important Film Critics Club, so they meander a little less than usual this week. But only a little. "Like" our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, check into the show at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, write us at [email protected], try to floss at least once a day.
Dave and Alonso build a bridge between Suicidal Tendencies and Stephen Sondheim, discuss a disturbing children's movie that features a make-out between a man and a seal, and one of them cops to a moment of diva worship that happened at a TV taping this week. Follow us @linoleumcast
Dave and Alonso discuss blackface Judy Garland, vegan pancakes, unintelligible songs from gay Danish movies, crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing, all wrapped in a tasty flour tortilla. Also, discussion of whether or not Dave is an idiot for liking the atrocious new Adam Sandler movie, listener Top Ten lists and another chapter of "Play-Mate of the Apes."
Dave and Alonso are back, with Broadway adventures, baked goods (no eating during the show, we promise) and arguments about music. And Dave begins an ongoing series in which he relates the plot of the softcore "Play-Mate of the Apes." In a clean-podcast kind of way.
Chris Gore of ATTACK OF THE SHOW and PODCRASH WITH THAT CHRIS GORE sits in for Dave this week, and he and Alonso discuss random usage of British accents, a quick history of indie cinema and what WEST SIDE STORY and STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE have in common besides Robert Wise. Follow Chris @thatchrisgore and at chrisgore.com
Alonso Duralde's out of town and Dave White's forced to turn to William Bibbiani of CraveOnline and The B-Movies Podcast for co-hosting assistance. Dave finally closes out his Robert Bresson pilgrimage, Bibbs discovers the power of Helen Slater's tiny tank top, and Men in Black 3 proves divisive. Sure, it's mediocre... but is it mediocre enough? They also gush about Wes Anderson's latest and ponder the crapitude of Chernobyl Diaries and France's answer to the cinematic career of Chris Columbus, Intouchables. Follow us on Twitter (@linoleumcast and @williambibbiani), submit questions to [email protected], subscribe on iTunes and like... nay, LOVE us on Facebook.
Dave is still on his Bresson kick, Alonso shares another John Hughes memory, and both of them find BATTLESHIP to be entertaining if still a piece of crap. Like us on Facebook, check into the show at GetGlue.com, follow us at Twitter @linoleumcast and drop us a line at [email protected]
This week, Dave is very fancy while Alonso sees vintage rollerblading movies. But they both love it when Richard Linklater stays in Texas and think Bobcat Goldthwait is aiming at the wrong targets. Oh, and get it together, Tim Burton.
Dave and Alonso are joined by Alonso's college pal (and comics enabler) film critic Curt Holman @curt_holman to talk about Joss Whedon's super-team hit. Find out Alonso and Dave's funeral wishes, which one of them is a Nigella Lawson fanboy, and why The Avengers are like #Occupy
Alonso analyzes the mechanics of getting "the nod" from hip indie record-store clerks, while Dave laments the passing of Sara Lee cheesecake bites and NBC's "Providence" (in tandem) before praising TORQUE again.
Dave and Alonso disagree about the Three Stooges (but not about the new movie of the same name) and try to figure out just what a "fanboy movie" is and why the general public seems not to like them. And Alonso sees his first Béla Tarr movie. Like us on Facebook, follow our show on Twitter @linoleumcast
Special guests Grae Drake and Drew Droege join Alonso and Dave on Easter to discuss new movies; this is probably the only podcast you'll hear this week to reference "The Apple," Jodorowsky, "Taradise," Céilne Dion, Guy Maddin, Béla Tarr and "Josie and the Pussycats." P.S. The audio levels are all over the place. Sorry.
Alonso and guest host Matt Atchity of Rotten Tomatoes (aka "Fat Beardo 1" & "Fat Beardo 2" to some What the Flick?! viewers) talk about the death of regional film criticism (in print, anyway) and the ongoing problems with the MPAA ratings system when not actually discussing this week's new movies. Follow Matt @MAtchity on Twitter.
Dave's shocking revelations about his childhood flirtation with showtunes shock Alonso, and they eventually talk about the week's new movies after a long digression involving Christian Marclay's 24-hour film "The Clock."
Dave's excited over his new headphones, while Alonso goes down a rabbit-hole of TV nostalgia. All this, plus brioche, Hokeys and cinemaniacs.
So many movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to talk about Doomsday Preppers, the Adam Scott/Hellraiser connection, and the eternal mystery that is Loretta aka Chiffon.
Dave and Alonso endure the longest opening theme song ever, debate the relative merits of 1982 vs. 1984 summer movies, and disagree over the meaning of the word "free-wheeling."
Dave and Alonso want everyone to start behaving themselves in movie theaters, even though that seems to be a totally lost cause. They also have plenty to say about the forward momentum of Tyler Perry as a director and are much less interested in rehashing this year's Oscar show.
Dave and Alonso are kind of bummed this week, because if you can't trust Nicolas Cage and the guys behind "Crank" to make an interesting movie about a flaming skeleton who rides a motorcycle, what's the point?
Dave and Alonso get side-tracked from this week movies and discuss Glitter and Sissy Spacek and Whitney Houston and Mary Kay Place and then somehow Glitter again. But they also review ths week's new movies. Except for Star Wars Episode I in 3-D, because seriously who cares.
TV star and sassy lady Christy Lemire joins Alonso for mimosas and Madonna, and discussions of haunted-house movies and 1980s sex romps. Follow her on Twitter: @christylemire
Dave and Alonso are sort of perplexed by the careers of Katherine Heigl and Sam Worthington. Liam Neeson, on the other hand, totally gets a pass, as do movies full of references to the French New Wave.
Alonso's back from Park City, so this slightly tardy episode features his favorite films from the Sundance Film Festival, along with Dave's pick of good and bad action movies with female leads, and a documentary that's almost entirely about breasteses.
Dave and Alonso are rendered almost speechless by the cruddiness of most of this week's movies, all the better to leave time to talk about lady doctors, Swinging London, and the intricacies of the "Petticoat Junction" theme song.
Dave and Alonso took a few weeks off, what with the holidays and their cars getting blown up by the LA Arsonist. So now they return with quick reviews of about a dozen movies plus tales of true crime.
It's Dave and Alonso's 50th episode, and the president has initiated ghost protocol. So they've got lots to say about Agnes Moorehead, Joan Didion, a certain church with a lot of L.A. real estate, macarons and the banning of the word "bromance." Happy Holidays!
Dave White and guest co-host Grae Drake of the Popcorn Mafia discuss what Dave does while Alonso is away, what they assume happens on a TCM cruise, and what the week's releases have in store for the holiday masses.
Dave and Alonso review the week's small movies that are the week's big movies, but they also cover pressing topics like hot-water bottles, Japanese pronunciation, and nostalgia for Steak & Ale.
Seven new movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to come up with career suggestions for Martin Scorsese (involving an army of child film-preservation enthusiasts) and Jason Segel. They might mention Alonso's Christmas book a time or two as well. http://amzn.to/b444F8
Special guest Manny Lozano of Very Aware joins Dave and Alonso to talk about what women read, French action movies, and the sad state of Ventura County art-house cinemas. And he brought muffins!
Guest co-host James Rocchi and Alonso judge Clint Eastwood's latest on the gay-gay-gay scale and wonder whether or not Adam Sandler can be considered a mob kingpin.
Dave lays down his rules about listening to Christmas music and digs up an embarrassing article from the past, while Alonso wonders why Brett Ratner's new caper movie couldn't be as fun as, say, HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH CO$T OF LIVING. Can you even believe that this show is a year old?
Dave is cranky -- and only partially because he watched A Serbian Film -- but he still does his Ernest Borgnine impersonation. Alonso tries to cheer him up with discussion of Christmas and Charlize Theron.
Dave and Alonso disagree about how scary surveillance-footage horror movies can be, but they're both fascinated to learn new things about the private lives of hyphenate Milla Jovovich and one-hit wonder Meryn Cadell.
Dave and Alonso discuss scary movies and butter burgers, and they disagree about contests, a new comedy, and how enthusiastic Alonso got at a press screening this week.
Dave and Alonso somehow segue from the food-porn of TOAST to the stomach-turning new HUMAN CENTIPEDE movie. Also: Why the current crop of Christian movies are like the gay films of the mid-to-late 1990s.
Dave and Alonso saw a whole bunch of movies separately this week, so they compare notes on the new releases. And then they talk a lot about Rex Reed who, it turns out, turned 73 on the very day we taped this. So Happy Birthday, Rex!
In what may be a show record, there are three new movies that Dave and Alonso really love. The other three, not so much.
Dave and Alonso discuss violent men, whiny women, and irritating teenagers. And Snoopy.
The scalping of Gwyneth Paltrow must be discussed, but first, Dave and Alonso have reminiscences about working in movie theaters during the summer of 1984. The ugly truth about nacho cheese and grape soda is frankly revealed.
It's Labor Day Weekend, and the movies kinda suck. Dave and Alonso would rather talk about Thundercats and beer pong and "American Idol" runners-up and the Spin Doctors and decapods.
Guest critics Jen Yamato and Todd Gilchrist join Alonso to discuss more late-summer movies. There's also confessions about classic movies not seen and mockery of junket journos who call celebs by their first names. Follow our guests at Twitter: @jenyamato and @mtgilchrist
Dave and Alonso would rather talk about one-hit wonders and "Hart to Hart" than these late-summer doldrum movies, but they manage to cover both. Oh, and if you're a GetGlue.com person, you can now check in to the show -- but you'll have to find it listed with the TV shows. It just is.
Dave and Alonso welcome special guest Louis Virtel (Movieline.com, "Verbal Vogueing") to discuss what we love and hate about singing teenagers and why Part Fives are the new awesome. (If only the "House Party" franchise had made it that far.) The bumps in the audio happened because we decided later it wasn't nice to out a fellow film critic for crying at "Marley & Me."
Dave and Alonso contemplate a Partridge Family/Planet of the Apes cross-over and remember the R-rated movies of their childhood. P.S. We keep forgetting to mention that you should watch Alonso on Current's "50 Documentaries to See Before You Die."
Alonso would rather watch nine hours of Christian Marclay's conceptual art than 86 minutes of Smurfs, and Dave loves Miranda July and Captain America and doesn't care who knows it.
Dave and Alonso bid farewell to the little wizards, welcome a reboot of beloved characters, and talk about their favorite Harry Potter movies, Martin Scorsese's doggy-reaction shots, Daniel Johnston, and why "Hoarders" became too sad for Dave to watch.
Dave and Alonso would rather talk about Pippi Longstocking and the CBS Late Movie than new releases, but they manage to cover all of them.
Dave likes tea; Alonso likes coffee. Dave likes Michael Bay movies; Alonso likes his Twitter-pal Nia Vardalos. They both like monster-movie matinees.
Dave and Alonso talk the week's new movies as well as the times when "boring" isn't necessarily a pejorative. There's also the discussion of the awkwardness of getting to know famous people and having to review their work.
Yes, there are new summer movies to discuss, but Dave and Alonso are way more excited to tell you all about the nutty melodrama "N-Secure," new on DVD and Blu-Ray.
Dave and Alonso make it to their 25th episode, featuring another stab at theme music and more arguing over one of last week's movies. P.S. Now we have a Facebook page!
Alonso and his special guest co-host, MTV's Ryan Downey, geek out about comics continuity and wonder how much indie-movie preciousness is too much indie-movie preciousness. Get to know Ryan at www.ryanjdowney.com
Dave and Alonso have art flicks, docs, and sequels to talk about, but they get a bit side-tracked remembering the bizarre life and terrible movies of the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life."
Dave chafes against the show's new "Clean" rating, especially when he and Alonso try to explain "Love Exposure," the Japanese four-hour epic of teen perversity. Also, they rave about one of Southern California's best drive-in movie theaters.
Despite being exhausted from a late-night concert and a post-brunch pancake coma, Dave and Alonso discuss the hilarious new Kristen Wiig movie, the terrible new Paul Bettany flick, as well as some limited-release indies.
Dave and Alonso have way too many movies to talk about this week, so things run a little long. But hey, you've got an unhinged chick flick, the return of Mel Gibson, Spanish Civil War histrionics, and a hobo with a shotgun, so, you know.
Dave and Alonso try to get excited about this week's new movies, but it's much more interesting to talk about old ones featuring Johnny Cash talking for Jesus, rabid zombie hippies, and blatant product placement.
Dave and Alonso tell actors why they should be nice to the costume department, complain about the Black Eyed Peas, and wonder what Ayn Rand's philosophy means for turning off your cell phones in movie theaters, much less streetlights and fire departments.
Dave and Alonso disagree about the virtues of slow cinema, teen girl assassins, and enthusiastic Christians. They also take a moment to remember the awesomeness of Sidney Lumet.
Dave and Alonso discuss a quartet of new movies, two Netflix Instant classics from the 1970s, the deliciousness of cream and of Cracker Barrel, and other pertinent topics.
"Sucker Punch" is so godawful that Dave and Alonso consider apprenticeships for new careers as, respectively, a butcher and a weaver of Chanel braid. But until that happens, they review "Potiche" and the new "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" movie, as well as HBO's "Mildred Pierce" and the wonderfully depressing first two movies based on the "Peanuts" comic strip.
Grae Drake (of Movies.com and the Popcorn Mafia podcast) sits in for an absent Dave this week, talking new movies (and Austin, and the Spice Girls) with Alonso.
Dave waxes eloquently on his love for director Apichatpong Weerasathakul and his new film "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives," while Alonso stands alone in not loving "Rango."
Dave and Alonso try to make heads or tails of a staggeringly dull Academy Awards ceremony. Dave defends James Franco's hosting abilities, but Alonso's not having it.
In the first of two episodes this week, Dave defends Nicolas Cage's career choices while Alonso recounts shivering his way through the 2011 Independent Spirit Awards.
This week, Dave tries to defend his love for Michael Bay and fat-suit fart humor while Alonso attempts to explain the plot of "Gypsy."
Dave and Alonso have words for Justin Bieber, Adam Sandler, Channing Tatum, and Elton John. Also, Alonso's Super Bowl Sunday Oscar Movie Marathon, plus a DVD pick.
Dave and Alonso review "The Roommate" and "Sanctum" and attempt to answer a question sent in by a listener.
Dave and Alonso discuss "The Rite" and "The Mechanic"; Dave went to "From Prada to Nada," Alonso went to Sundance, and neither of them like the Oscars or the poop smell in Theater 7 at The Grove.
Dave and Alonso do some awards-show celeb sighting, then review two new movies.
Dave and Alonso are back -- in both ears! -- to talk about three new (or newish) movies.
The Christmas holiday season officially kicks off with some not very good movies, including one that Dave and Alonso signed a form promising they wouldn't talk about until opening day. (Can you guess which one?)
Little wizards, idealized royalty, Disney princesses. And we're still trying to figure out the audio.
Dave and Alonso talk about career girls, bumbling terrorists, and movies that each other haven't seen.
In their first episode, Dave and Alonso discuss Danny Boyle's "127 Hours" and Tyler Perry's "For Colored Girls."
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