Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story.

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Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop.

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart.

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Birthdays.

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems.

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Something a bit different this time! Magenta and Bernard, did their first ever Twitch stream, and this is the audio from that very stream!

They had people chatting away to them in the comments, asking questions, suggesting voices to read letters in and things to play on a theremin, and you got to see their faces! A revelation or a disappointment, depending on what you had in your head! 

If you prefer, you can go and watch that live stream our Twitch profile - go to twitch.tv/longcatmedia, and you can see this episode in its full technicolour glory. 

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Pets.

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sound.

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sleep, and Ghost Stories.

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Science.

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Xmas Presents for Partners.

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Quick - they don't have long! A few words from Magenta and Bernard... Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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A glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Since 2020 is a total write-off, and Christmas has been largely cancelled, Magenta dips into the astrological to offer a glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at [email protected] , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Welcome to Season 2! Magenta and Bernard have a new format. Each episode, they will alternate between readings from Magenta's second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer, and helping their listeners with magickal solutions to their problems. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast

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A quick announcement from Magenta & Bernard!

Short version - if you get bored at any point in this podcast, skip ahead to Season 4. But if you're enjoying it, then just keep listening!

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 28th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 27th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 26th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 25th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 24th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 23rd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 22nd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 21st chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twentieth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the nineteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the thirteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twelfth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the ninth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventh chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the third chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the second chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she introduces herself, and reads the first chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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