In summary:
- Sophie Monk got married for real and we are wrapt
- Peter Andre is filming a good movie and wtf??!
- Dom's picture and Kate Moss' are similar and we love both
- It's 6 weeks later and injectables have been had
- Olivia says (again) she won't engage in any drama
- Brent brings up that Tamara contacted Mitch before the final vows
- Holly speaks up
- Cody and Selina have "done the work"
- Dion does a heavily edited manifesto (again)
- Olivia accuses Dom of "fashioning a weapon" and OK Boomer

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In summary:
- Theme is "Gurl, what are you doing?!"
- Amazingly, Cody looks amazing when surfing in the Northern Beaches
- Teresa speaks her mind in front of a 70's inspired striped plastic covered lounge swing
- Jack has sensible nylon luggage and a IT worker backpack
- Mitch says he will never be good enough for Ella and we agree
- Selena and Cody do the final vows and wow we weren't expecting this
- Ella and Mitch do the final vows and WTF??
- Dom and Jack do the final vows and we like the rain and autumnal toned floral art.

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In summary:
- Cody is now allowed into Adelaide and wears a Flanno to meet Selena's mother
- Both Olivia and Tamara have the exact same metallic pink suitcases
- Brett speaks to mum Lana about this sitch at the glamorous Bondi Beach
- Tamara talks to Kirsty who cannot wait to get out of here
- Olivia and Jackson have their ceremony and there's a new shoe accessory that means you can still wear stilettos at the polo
- Brent and Tamara have their ceremony and it's exactly what we said about sleeveless linen clothing at Pacific Fair

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- D'Arcy Spiller is amazing but that damn menulog ad is spectacular
- The breast has made a comeback...move over the booty
- There has been a lot of similar/ identical fashion this season and whattup?
- Selena apologies to Dom and gives some valuable merch
- Brent puts moisturiser on his arms and K is more in love than ever
- Ella feels like Mitch is her man but will she change her mind
- Dom and Jack have already talked about certain things so there Olivia
- Olivia and everyone else on the planet considers herself married to Jackson and ugh.

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In summary:
- Dom and Jack are in the open plan park again
- Selina and Cody are already drinking
- Mitch and Ella go fishing
- Tamara and Brent had a *catastrophic* final date
- We see Jackson's nipples again
- Olivia and Jackson have their last date with very expensive flowers
- The girl's night kicks off with Selin like a dog with a bone
- Dion arrives at the boy's night and reiterates he was here for love
- Carolina and Daniel turn up and that's that
- Mitch says "you're not wigging out are ya brah?"

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- Olivia and Jackson find it hard to get up and then we don't see them again
- Cody can see the finish line to this so still pretends he's not going to dump Selena
- Mitch and Ella look amazing on the jet ski but the Beach Gazebo doesn't go so well
- Dom and Jack go to Little Italy and we see real love
- Bent finishes Tamara off on a yacht but the salad tastes shady

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In summary:
- What kind of green is this fashion? Ducati green and/or lime cactus green?
- Selina is still insecure and Cody still isn't stepping up with the reassurance
- Mitch and Ella don't ever leave the bed
- Tamara and Brent still pretend this is working
- Dom and Jack act all mature about this letter writing thing
- Jackson is fine with the 24 hour separation thing and hits the gym in orange sneakers
- Olivia not OK so much and derails in front of our eyes and that's not fun
- We do love Becky Lucas and appreciate the ads on the iphone
- Pantone is not the Aldi version of Panettone but it's pretty close

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In summary:
- Selena seems to thinks Cody's emotional intelligence has increased
- Domenica has the very bad idea of knocking on Olivia's door to talk about the situation
- Is Ella wearing the exact green pants that Olivia was wearing last week??
- Al decides to be a mature adult for the first time in his life
- The experts give the group a bollocking but not really
- Olivia talks about her personality issues
- Tamara and Brent disagree on pillow placement
- Everyone on the planet loves Alessandra and with good reason
- Is this Only Fans scandal actually *product placement*??? Are we being catfished again? !

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In summary:
- Samantha paints Al's nails and they prepare a choreographed dance which doesn't get performed
- Brent says the experts know what they're doing and might change his mind about that later
- Mitch isn't into Ella but won't bring this up until filming finishes
- Cody brings up the situation to the table in the worst possible way
- Jack is aware of the situation and deals with it in a grown up emotionally aware adult way
- Dom looks amazing in every scene which is surprising considering the eye make up
- Even though we knew what was about to go down there was an amazing amount of tension and anger adrenaline (for us)

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In Summary:

- Brent and Tamara get drunk together in the bedsit and that fixes everything
- Al organises something "special" but is it really?
- Ella is from Brighton which is disappointing and Mitch isn't into these future convos
- Dom and Jack go to El Rancho Calarco and then there's a snake and crocs
- Jackson's friends are very cool but Olivia is still banging on about her hatred of the gym
- Cody plays a bizarre "prank" on Selena but nobody can work out why

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In Summary:
The 5th Commitment Ceremony.
- Dion is definitely here to find love and gives the group some couples advice.
- Mitch creepily brushes Ella's hair.
- Brent and Tamara are pretty frosty on the couch.
- Selina and Cody meet their PB.
- Al doesn't want to leave his serviced apartment.
- Dom and Jack are stronger than ever after all the chaos and this infuriates Olivia.
- Matt finally accepts reality and we realise Cate doesn't drink.
- Until now Jackson has never seen a bad side of Olivia, much to everyone's surprise.
- Olivia tries and fails to hide her hatred for everyone.
And then there is a new couple looking for some expert advice...

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In summary:
- Jackson and Olivia talk about their first ever fight and she starts crying again. Don't think she'll have a blackout again tonight.
- Kate and Matt also have their first fight cos Matt lets loose in the pub in frustration
- Carolina and Daniel have a fauxmance
- Brent is defeated and they're being Katy Perry circling the drain
- Selina looks like a peachy Jessica Rabbit but can't sit on a couch in that dress
- Jack and Jackson stand by their women
- Except for Selina the *fashion* is a bit ordinary

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PART ONE

K had to go to a fashion event last night because she's super fancy so here's a two part recap of episodes 22 and 23 - The Retreat

Carolina got "schooled" by the experts and is that an old person saying?
Brent gives Tamara old lady flowers with his surname and no, they don't spend any time together
Al really messes things up with Samantha
Carolina and Daniel do some stuff
Dion wears a red trakkie with a red hat and sunglasses
Domenica has a loud voice which causes some issues
Do people black out in intimate situations? 

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K had to go to a fashion event last night because she's super fancy so here's a two part recap of episodes 22 and 23 - The Retreat

Ella is the voice of reason
The men show emotional intelligence
Olivia holds court in and feels validated for a while
Matt and Kate hit the hot tub
Dion doesn't run and neither does Carolina really
Mitch catches a cork
Al recites a poem, sort of
Olivia has a fake medical emergency

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Dom and Jack blah blah vulnerable emotions, I love dogs, falling for him
Kate and Matt - Kate says Matt could be a good flatmate and doesn't want to be in a fake relationship despite signing up for a fake relationship
Mitch is uncomfortable with cameras following him on a reality tv show
Selina likens her relationship with her plant with hers to Cody
Brent and Tamara clearly still aren't actually spending any time with each other
Al irons his shirt topless and even that doesn't satisfy Samantha
Oliva and Jackson are still in love
Dion and Carolina are are hot mess
*but*
in a bizarre twist... the two Princess Bogans match wits and who do you think is in the right? !

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Ella is anxious that Dom will talk to Mitch about staying in the experiment
Dom talks to Mitch about staying in the experiment
Cody has completely changed since meeting the parents
Kate tells Matt he annoys her and Matt handles it surprisingly well
Al performs and sniffs his undies but he really wanted to do a duo
Dion is sad but still can't seem to admit he has no chance with Carolina

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We start to spot the product placements
Cody shaves his chest and it's....something
Olivia and Jackson talk to Sandy and Mandy who set this up all along
Sam and Al talk to Paulie and Karen and computer games are a real thing
Ella is too transparent with her request and the mean girl faction is infuriated
Kate doesn't offend Matt enough so asks for a do over
Brent and Tamara do some kind of roller sport
Dion writes a long letter and that's a bad idea
Carolina manifests a gym visit and Danny seems to be there

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Jess has had enough of Danny but Danny is drinking with Carolina anyway
Samantha and Al haven't heard of Ben Hur
Matt has a medical emergency and we told you about Kate's bridal lace
Dion's fashion choices are confusing
Dom surprises Jack with a picnic with special guests
Mitch doesn't think cameras should be anywhere near him and Ella is on the brink
Tamara and Brent pretend they have been spending a lot of time together

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*uncut - first and only take, no editing (yet) come back later for the edited down version*

Olivia walks in and says "HEY GUYS!!" and we immediately dislike her
Al and Samantha are whipped
Kate and Matt. Matt is very successful at picking up women.
Selin and Anthony - he's still being 'vulnerable'
Mitch and Ella try to fly under the radar but Dom the 4th expert pipes up
We don't believe Brent and Tamara have spent any time together
Dom and Jack and bring up the unflushed toilet again
Danny and Jess - everything is horrible
Dion and Caroline *don't* talk about the mature lady brothel
Selina and Cody talk about empathy but not really
Our clue is "Howdy" and we have a theory

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Dion does a cartwheel through Goldmark jewellers and wears his Cuban heels
Al and Samantha are the golden couple
Kate relaxes when witnessing drama and Matt is the happiest man on earth
Mitch gets steamy and in a shock twist is considerate of Ella's needs
Jess wonders why calling Daniel a 'little bitch' is not socially acceptable
Cody shows his true colours and it's a kinda muddy palette
Domenica and her enabler Tamara start a new faction
Anthony continues to say he's a great guy but Selin's not convinced

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