Mission Rejected

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmont
and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Dave Serfass as Pierre
John Dowgin as Marcus Carols
J. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin Ford
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Music by Pete Barry
Sound Editing and Mixing by John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

For a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as Club Manager
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Jay Malarcher as Augustus Bailey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Warner as Pat

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.


For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.

Written by
Pete Barry and Jill Ivey

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Pete Barry as Grigory
Dave Serfass as Fyodor

Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy
and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
John Dowgin as Helmut
Pete Barry as the Coast Guard

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.

Written by
Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Fiona
and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dustin Karrat as Stefan
Jackie Sherman as Simone
JoEllen Notte as Lacey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford

JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com

Music by Pete Barry
Editing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath
and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath
Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath
J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath
Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee
Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray
Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone
with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Mr. Millionaire's voice designed by J. Michael DeAngelis

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.

Written by
John Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz
and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest Starring
John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker
Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore
J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid
Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo

Music by Pete Barry
Editing and mixing by John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Lia Barry as Harmony
and Margaret Pivetz as Emma

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford

Music by Pete Barry

Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin


Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Bob Killion as The Admiral
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

"The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe

Written and Produced by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry

Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:

• Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
• 2-Pop by kwahmah_02
• Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
• Caw by egomassive

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman

Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music by
Pete Barry

Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin

Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!

A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate

Featuring:
Pete Barry
J. Michael DeAngelis
John Dowgin
Bob Killion
Chris Klaniecki
Paige Klaniecki
Nazli Sarpkaya
with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice

Conceived by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Produced and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Broadcast Directed by
Natty Leach

Music by
Pete Barry

Mission: Rejected was created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attribution:

• Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/
  

The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!

Interviewing each other are:
Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya
Bob Killion & John Dowgin
Ashley Banks & Kirk White
Jill Ivey & Pete Barry
Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin
and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki

Featuring
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Natty Leach as Valerian
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
• Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Taser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ice Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Reel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith
Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer
and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains
Pete Barry as Desk Sargent
John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Whip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• 1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.

Written by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Pete Barry as Jeeves
Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
• Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Movie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Leslie Gideon as Kate Delgado
A.R. Oliveri as Zack Brannigan
Tim Sniffen as Ethan Burns
Ruben Ortiz as Diego Ortez
Jordan Cobb as Harper Guillaume
Samantha Gordon as Tiffany Moran
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license
• Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details
• Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution

While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

• Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent
and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Julia Morizawa as The Therapist
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)

Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

• Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Acoustic Smash by Mystovski, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Train Whistle by alukahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Subway Passing by wdmatheson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by Saturday Sound Guy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Subway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler
and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee
Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo
Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer
John Dowgin as Vinny
Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter
Marnie Warner as Casino Patron
J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny
Eric Perry as Whitmire

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Casino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
• Rats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as the Toliet
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Thunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Blowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Shotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Harley
and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Bud
Shannon Perry as Atlas
J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
John Dowgin as Link Lynell
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"

Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.

• Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch! by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Western Bar Fight by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Empty Bar by emilijoan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother
and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker
Addison DeAngelis as Millie
Lia Barry as Amy
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson
Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Soda Can by ABStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Compactor by Ruski62, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dragging Boxes by Freeman2135G, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Phone Vibrates, unknown author, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pillow Fight! by FunWithSound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• AK-47 by acidsnowflake, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Kids Fighting by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring:
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring:
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Housekeeping
and Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest Starring:
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior

A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound mixing, and editing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet
Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber

A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound mixing, and editing by
Pete Barry

"Oceanology Unbound"
Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Join our Discord server!

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bear by mrbubble10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sea Lions by tec_studio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motor 2 by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sea Lion by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rocket Launch by Julien Nicholas, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Erupts by Hendrik, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Incoming! by Zagge28, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  
  

A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.

This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks

Starring (In alphabetical order)
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Jill Ivey as Siri
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Mission: Rejected created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Oz-9 created and produced by
Shannon Perry

Script Editor
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry

Mixed and edited by Pete Barry

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Space Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three!

Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Hosted by
Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk

Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion.

Featuring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Music by Pete Barry

Additional music and sound effects:

• Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale)

Written by
John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis

Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
& John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Shannon and Eric Perry can be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at https:///www.oz-9.com
Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at https://www.sarahwerner.com/

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr
Raymond Morse as Phillip
and Pete Barry as The Toilet

David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/

Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/

Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/

Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis.

• Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ship Door Open by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ship Door Close by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bird Screech by magicthighs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Soviet Washing Machine by Zabuhalio, used under Creative Commons Attribution

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
John Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter
and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral

Korean translations and voices by
Edward Bong

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
• Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Skink by sihil, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Catch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Hockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.

Written & Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer
and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien

Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by
Pete Barry

Produced and Created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

• Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under license
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Boooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Trap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Marlene
and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman
Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

"Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Typewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lava by e____, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.

Written by
John Dowgin & Pete Barry

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie
and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Music, sound effects and mixing by
Pete Barry

Edited by
Pete Barry and John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
• Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sawblade, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
• Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Backing Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger
Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky

Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional editing by
John Dowgin

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
• Volcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lava, by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Waterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motor, by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Movie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Antony Ur as Gork
Thea Ling as the Barkeep
Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw
Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant
Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett
and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Additional editing by John Dowgin.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under license
• Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Horse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Laughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Horse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Anvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator
John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt
and Raymond Morse as Ruk

Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Sound engineering by
Karen Yang

Produced and Created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under license
• Deep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Panicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Open Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Man Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Auctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Livestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Chain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Additional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex
and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe
Karen Yang as Chinese Agent
Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads

Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com

Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Recording engineered by
Karen Yang

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Posh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan
Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
Lia Barry as Austin
Billy Lampie as Robbie
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Private
John Tuton as Captain Kirk
Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Recording engineered by
Karen Yang

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Plane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Aircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Distant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Broken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.

Written by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

Featuring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.

Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Michael Enio Reali as Sherman
Claire Klieger as Damrow
Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional recording by
Karen Yang

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • mixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove Audio
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Post Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Outboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Toast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl
Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank
and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional live mixing by
Karen Yang

A complete transcript of the episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:

• Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Weapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Brakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!

CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.

Written by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Nani Manion as Edith Sunday
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Myke Scholtes as Zeerox
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
• Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Thunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Film Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1
Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
Additional recording by Karen Yang

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
• Creaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
Anne Coleman as Olga
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy


A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
Additional recording by Karen Yang

Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Teletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Office Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution

It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

Written by Pete Barry

Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A full transcript is available here.

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
Pete Barry Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
Jill Ivey as Abbie
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.
• Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang.

"Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.

A full transcript of the episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails
Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper
Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin.

Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License
• Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library
• Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
• Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.

"Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED!

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

Created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A Porch Room production.