Aliens Are Real (Live)

Recorded in front of a live audience, this episode explores our extraterrestrial reality. Moby and Lindsay ask the questions that are on all of our minds: What are aliens? Why haven’t they made contact in a real way? How will we get them to understand the human condition? Will they respond to our song in which we beg for our lives? 

 

A few of our friends will also weigh in. 

 

Don’t forget to sing along! 

 

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Please Don’t K*ll Us All 

 

I know it looks bad 

What we humans have done

We kill our sweet creatures 

And eat them on buns 

 

We poison our planet 

For the sake of ease 

This place we inhabit 

We are the disease 

 

They say you’re real smart 

And you’re free to assess 

But please have a heart 

Don’t blow us up yet  

 

‘Cause we made… 

paintings and statues and prayer and songs 

Rhythm in tap shoes and artistic bongs 

Just ignore the murder and hatred and bombs 

We could do it right but like doing it wrong

 

Oh please don’t k*ll us all

We know that we’re the worst, but we’re scared and angry and small

Oh please don’t k*ll us all

We know where your lasers are focused, but we’re sure you’ll make the right call 

 

It must be disturbing 

Way out in outer space 

Those humans aren’t learning 

But don’t seal our fate 

 

We treat the planet

Like a toxic waste dump

We’re lazy and crazy 

We’re jealous and dumb 

 

But we made… 

paintings and statues and prayer and song 

Rhythm in tap shoes and artistic bongs 

Don’t focus on murder and hatred and bombs 

We’re just a little planet, we might right our wrongs!

 

Oh please don’t k*ll us all

We know that we’re the worst, but we’re scared and angry and small

Oh please don’t k*ll us all

We know where your lasers are focused, but we’re sure you’ll make the right call