A near tpk is my favorite thing to wake up to in the morning! Who doesn’t love when a person who is supposed to be in hiding reveals everything about their life? I know I sure do! I’m definitely not seething with rage right now, no-sir-ee! I think I’m going to go listen to Max Hedman play some tunes for a minute, call me when things are back to normal. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.