Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about sleep needs, the first two weeks of college, and job site lingo.

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Bill rambles with Nate Craig about roofer liabilities, mid-west sports, and the newspaper.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(48:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-29-16 - Bill rambles about golf wear, Reno, and winning the Grand Slam.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Jackson Five - I'll Bet

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Bill rambles about bear spray, ring camera surveillance, and glued up protesters.

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Bill rambles with comedian Tommy Tiernan about the Irish people, space to live, and the first puff.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:03:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-22-16 - Bill rambles about missing UFC 202, lewd behavior, and WrestleMania.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ultraista - Bad Insect

Bill rambles about cars shows, Mike Love talking shit, and workplace hens.

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Bill rambles with Dean Delray about The Caverns, flipping quality stuff, and getting clipped on the 101.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:01:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-15-16 - Bill rambles about 
supermodels, mootz-ah-rella, and Billy Squier.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Pearl Jam - Amongst The Waves

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Bill rambles about shoving things in drawers, pancakes for love, and CrossFit controversy.

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Bill rambles about going to see 'Sorcerer', joining the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross, and the Vatican.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(37:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-8-24 Bill rambles about performing in England, afternoon shows, and The Real Fast N Loud Arabs of London.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Smooth Jazz Allstars - On Broadway (George Benson Cover)

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Bill rambles about the demise of Los Angeles's public transportation, clam digging, and men facing a lion.

Bill rambles about the Olympics, hospital food, and 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-1-24 - Bill rambles about Dublin, jet lag, and performing in a tent.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Dhani Harrison - For You Blue

Bill rambles about talking to bears, learning you have Asperger's, and firing your own boss.

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Bill rambles about riding a new Harley, the Iraq War, and the threat of everyone getting along.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:22) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-25-24 Bill rambles about The South,  security, and Deep Purple.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell (Pulse: Live)

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Bill rambles about the theater of politics, getting fingerprinted at work, and tattling adults.

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Bill rambles about Bob Newhart, generations, and Teddy Atlas.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:05) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Mark Guiliana - Just Listen

Bill rambles about his staycation, the assassination attempt, and NYC's trash collection.

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Bill rambles about stadiums, his new special, and songs about boyfriends.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-16 - Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80’s gyms, and destroying property.

Bill rambles about Costner's new movie, a maple donut, and Jehovah's Witness.

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Bill rambles about the 4th of July, actors who served, and invading America.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -7-4-16 - Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix, and journeyman Quarterbacks.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Grateful Dead - Deal (Live at Cornell 5-8-77)

Bill rambles about filming his new special, Seattle sights, and data centers.

Bill rambles about Seattle, advice for the 'hawk tuah' girl, and his explore page.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-27-24 - Bill rambles about groups, barbershops, and shit farms.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pearl Jam - Oceans

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Bill rambles about excited donkeys, 70's kids movies, and choking.

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Bill rambles about another championship, comeback cities, and retiring his anger.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-20-16 - Bill rambles about death, lifeguards, and not crossing the finish line.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Beastie Boys - The Scoop

Bill rambles about the Celtics, A.I. we didn't ask for, and fake meat.

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Bill rambles about Tom Brady's HOF induction, getting arrested, and following JAY-Z.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-13-24 - Bill rambles about the Cup, creepy coaches, and birthdays.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android 

Bill rambles about his birthday, his fighting abilities, and congestion fees.

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Bill rambles about Denver, latte art, and 'today's climate'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-6-16 Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches, and blue LAY-DEEZ.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Elvis Presley - American Trilogy (Live at MSG)

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Bill rambles about chipping his tooth, gambling on kids, and the French Revolution.

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Bill rambles about his radio tour, pool scenes, and perfume in magazines.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 5-30-24 Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing, and porno.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ghost of Vroom 3 - Still Getting It Done

Bill rambles about doofus dads, buying a car, and being stranded at sea.

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Bill rambles with Fahim Anwar about Boeing, Seattle, and Rambo III.

(00:00)- Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(57:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Shores of Orion

Fahim Anwar - House Money  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQczAcZb_0

Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about choosing a beer, playoffs, and getting into with a guy in a wheel chair.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(51:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-16-16 Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block, and revenge.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  DK the Drummer - Echo (feat. Swamburger, DiViNCi)

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Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity.

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Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Race Day

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Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists.

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Bill rambles about the 'Unfrosted' premiere, reading greens, and microplastics.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-2-16 - Bill rambles about moldy people, 
losing health insurance, and Bruce drops a deuce.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Weekapaug Groove (Live at the Hollywood Bowl 8.8.11)

Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news.

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Bill rambles about life after the fall out, drumming to Willow Smith, and 'Unfrosted: The Pop Tart Movie'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-25-16 Bill rambles about youtube families, 
Blues/Hawks, and Tom Brady.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Willow Smith - Symptom Of Life

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.

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Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled, 
French maids, and vampires.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - Jessica

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo.

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Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 - Bill rambles about
Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo.

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Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs.

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Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie.

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Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, 
douche bags, and clam on clam violence. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

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Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be.

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Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' .

Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Madonna - I'll Remember

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Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D.

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Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors 

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Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic.

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Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits.

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Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'.

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Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17)

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Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere.

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Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table. 

(01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market.

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Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about 
Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law.

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Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.

01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts.

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Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo.

01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us.

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Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs.

The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit

Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St. 

Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies.

01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout.

New Dates Added:  www.billburr.com/TOUR

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Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports.

(00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall.

(01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds. 

(01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks.

(01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy.

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Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times.  

Ferrari opens Christmas Day in theaters.

(00:00)  - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic.

(01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & Preview

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars.

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Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots.

(01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club.

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On-Sale Dec. 8

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Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play.

(01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks 

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo.

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Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:24) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15: Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots, and blowing off weddings.

(01:25:41) - Anything Better Thanksgiving Grievances and NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places.

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Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep.

(00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight.

(01:31:46) Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads.

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Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads.

 (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15

(01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows.

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Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia.

(00:00) - (31:58)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback

(01:50:50) - end  Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos.

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Bill rambles about cheating, lifting weights in the 80s, and Christmas gifts.

(00:00) - (31:28)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:28) - (01:27:02) Thursday Throwback 10-26-23

(01:27:03)  - end   Anything Better NFL Preview:  

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Bill rambles about the Green Machine, Brazil, and starting comedy today.

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Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling.

**Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality

(00:00 - 31:02)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:03 - 01:25:45) Thursday Throwback 10-19-15

(01:25:46 - end)  Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview 

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Bill rambles about Migs Mayfeld, his right to yell about sports, and money pits.

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Bill rambles about pies, McDonalds selling out, and Pantera.

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 (00:00 - 00:28:17) Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:18 -  01:29:45) - Bill rambles about the Bruins, bombing, and dumping a woman.

(01:29:46 - end) - Anything Better Week 6 Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.

Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere.

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Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt.

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Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra.

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Bill rambles about Deion, a big chick at work, and single ladies.

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Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In Chicago’ available now for free at All Things Comedy’s YouTube page. https://youtu.be/QpTQ5bI9Gqw?si=VmDv9_qZDalz08nI

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.  

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Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel:  https://youtu.be/IKAx4wiObEo?feature=shared

(00:00 - 47:52) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(47:53 - 01:44:20) - Thursday Throwback - Bill rambles with comic legend Brian Reagan.

(01:44:20 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay. 

Bill Burr:  Live at the Troubadour 3 | the Monday Morning Podcast
https://youtu.be/3KckS4k1uls

Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck.

(00:00 - 1:10:20)  -  Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  

(1:10:22 - 02:30:50)  - Throwback 9-7-15 - Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs, and Kermit the Frog

(02:30:50 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  

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Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'.

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Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out.

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience!  Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial 

Recorded April 23, 2023 at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'.

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Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock.  Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and see them on tour.

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Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'.

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Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up.

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Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters.

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Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'.

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Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots.

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Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees.

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Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy.

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Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy.  Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime.

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Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy.

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Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL.

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Nate on Tour:  

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Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise.

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Bill rambles about America, Presidents' Families, and Farmland.

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Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring.

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Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines.

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Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar.

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Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption.

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Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22.

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Bill rambles about NHL playoffs, getting away from it all, and getting it under control.

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Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs.

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Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans.  Joey is on a solo tour this summer.  Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com

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Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar.

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Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.  

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Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'.

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Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few. 

WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ

Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital 

For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.com

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings.

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Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold.

From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.

Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.”

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Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa.

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Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies.

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Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls.

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Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls.

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Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences.

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Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas.

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Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff.

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Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues.

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Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU

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Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars.

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Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news.

Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise

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Bill rambles about Otters, a truck he should buy, and movies.

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Bill rambles about the suburbs, Hong Kong, and masseuses.  

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Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland.

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Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket.

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Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks & Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands.

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Bill rambles about movie theater candy, the movie with the long blue people, and vintage stores.

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Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs.

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Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents.

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Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics.

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Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.

Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers.

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Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen.

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Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February.

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Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor. 

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container.

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Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk.

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Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar.

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Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce.  Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59)

Thursday Throwback:  (46:33) - (01:49:47)

(1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.

Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end

Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota Fats

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs.

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Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars.

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Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money.  Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

(01:15:09) -  Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs.

 (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot

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Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.

Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life.

(00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child 

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45)

(12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow.

Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15)

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.

Bill rambles with Peter Billingsley about his new film 'A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS', video game addiction, and working on 'F IS FOR FAMILY'.

A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS is available on HBO MAX and available to rent.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 -  49:45)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (50:00 - 01:54:05)

(12-22-14) Bill rambles about Sony leaks, autorotations, and building a Christmas Tree.

Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:54:10 - end)

Thursday Interlude: Flight's Delayed - Andrew Themeles

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots.

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Bill rambles with Rachel Feinstein about dating psychos, small apartments, and 'inspirational' videos.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:11:04)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (1:12:05 - 02:31:34)

(12-15-14 - Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight,  pussy coming into the room, and ADHD tests.)

Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:31:36 - end)

Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes.

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Bill rambles with Tom Papa about model trains, subway danger, and his new special 'What A Day'.  

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Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 54:30)

Thursday Throwback:  (54:57 - 01:53:37)

12-8-22. Bill rambles about soundcloud, virgins, and his new stand-up special.

Anything Better NFL Preview:  (

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Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone.  

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Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 31:31)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (32:08 -  01:41:01)

(12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead.

Anything Better NFL Preview:  (01:41:27 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere

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Bill rambles about his french lessons, tea, and sky ads.

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Bill rambles about Florida, flying, and unelected leaders.

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Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 30:00)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (30:03 - 01:23:30)

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (01:24:05 - end)

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Bill rambles about the legendary Gallagher, prevent defense, and 'amino sweets'.

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Bill rambles about old pipes, dead batteries, and parking machines.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 22:50)

Thursday Throwback: (23:13 -  01:42:51)

Anything Better NFL Preview: ( 01:43:59 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House

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Bill rambles about bankers, campaign tactics, and debt. 

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Bill rambles with Bill Maher about The Tonight Show, the Playboy Mansion, and art.

See Bill Maher Live https://billmaher.com/schedule/

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:08:01)

Throwback Podcast:  (01:08:10 - 02:11:17)

11-3-14: Bill rambles about test pilots, The Pink Conspiracy, and Halloween.

Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:11:24 - end)

Throwback Interlude: Ryan Porter - Little Sunflower

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Bill rambles about Halloween, robots, and getting flashed.

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Bill rambles with friend and comedian Robert Kelly about his new special KILL BOX, living together back in the day, and trikes.

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Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 42:16)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (42:16 - 02:49:15)

10-27-14 - Bill rambles about diseases, having sex with a robot, and Cubs fans.

Anything Better NFL Week 8 Preview & Picks: (02:49:16 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Les Baxter - Hell's Bells

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Bill rambles about murder, cheating, and siestas.

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Bill rambles about camper trucks, playoffs, and watching your home run.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00:00 - 00:29:50)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (00:30:20 - 01:45:02)

(10-20-14) Bill rambles about Ebola, animal testing and homophobia.

Anything Better Week 7 Preview & Picks: (01:45:02 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis - Wearin' That Loved On Look

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Bill rambles about obsolescence, tomato soup vandalism, and a shitty roommate.

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Bill rambles with Bruce McCulloch about getting his ass kicked, Canada, and his new show Bruce McCulloch: Tales of Bravery and Stupidity. 

Returning for its off-Broadway run October 14-29th at SoHo Playhouse. 

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Bill rambles about October, the past weekend gigs, and sister wives.

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Bill rambles with Nick Kroll about his new Netflix special 'Little Big Boy', animal deaths, and stereotypical looking people.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 57:43)

Thursday Throwback (10-6-22):  (58:20 - 2:00:00)

Bill rambles about Wyoming, pork chops and modern day aviation.

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (2:00:10 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Staurolite Stroll

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Bill rambles about the Louisville Slugger factory, his super hero idea, and punk kids.

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Bill rambles with comedian Jim Florentine about prank phone calls, social media, and going to concerts.

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Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 40:15)

Throwback Episode: (40:20 - 1:38:38)

Bill rambles about abandoning your life, NFL predictions and Derek Jeter's last game at Fenway.

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WEEK 4: (1:38:50 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Van Halen -  Unchained

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Bill rambles about golfing, water slides, and things you want but can't have.

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Bill rambles with comedian Joe List about his new movie 'Fourth of July, the Boston comedy scene, and acting.  Watch 'Fourth of July' at www.LouisCK.com

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 44:20

Thursday Throwback: 44:45 - end

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Thenewno2 - Make It Home

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Bill rambles about kids movies, 'drinkable water', and handling a shitty teacher.

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Bill rambles about tucked-in shirt people, music store employees, and book choices.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 32:50 

Throwback Episode: 33:00 - 01:44:58 

9-15-22 Bill rambles about his new album, caning, and stuff crust pizza.

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 01:44:59 - end

Thursday Afternoon Interlude Music:  Dent May - Home Groan

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Bill rambles about the games, getting jumped on, and bringing water trucks to Mississippi.

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Bill rambles about San Francisco, pre-internet bands, and relating to other generations.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 29:40

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 29:41 - 1:19:05

Throwback 9-8-14: 1:19:06 - end

Bill rambles about the Toronto Film Festival, NFL pre-game analysis and not letting chaos in your life.

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Bill rambles about the heat, rich people living underground, and fighting the neighbor.

Bill rambles about aggressive robots, the wrong building, and S.U.V.'s.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Kula Shaker - Shower Your Love

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Bill rambles about professional gamblers, walking away muttering, and Hawaiian sports.

Bill rambles about Toronto, diagonal walkers, and Taxi Driver.

Bill rambles about his show at Fenway Park.

Bill rambles about questionable workouts, robbery, and hanging back easht.

Bill rambles about a consumer altercation, the population debate, and farmland.

Bill rambles about the news, the squeegees being back, and population numbers.

Bill rambles about a playground altercation, working in a kitchen, and reading the whole article.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sports, shopping, and airport travel.

Bill rambles about which finger to lose, suing a newspaper, and world evils.

Bill rambles about gym people, cult robes, and cult recruitment. 

Bill rambles about medical side effects, Red Rocks reactions, and plastics.

Bill rambles about the All-Star Game, 'ass-Hooters', and Home Depot.

Bill rambles about a medical procedure, the great gold robbery, and useless car features.

Bill rambles about accidentally cursing someone out, progressive metal, and getting rated a '4' by your wife.

Bill rambles about soothsaying, wet vacs, and baseball.

Bill rambles about tribal morons, kid's habits, and a reality show house.

Bill rambles about shows in Canada, his trip to France, and river life.

Bill rambles from his car about announcers, paving paradise, and eating his balls at the Comedy Store.

Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums. 

Bill rambles about Vermont, 'American Buffalo', and uniforms.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude -  Mitch Murder - The Touch

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Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.

Bill quietly rambles about lard-ass social media losers, the dawn of 'club kids', and the Celtics.

Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.

Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.

Bill rambles about the NBA, gene edited hamsters, and Vicks vapor rub

Bill rambles about cookies, animal documentaries, and lunatics.

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Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.

Bill rambles about his new tour dates, flannel, and social media apps.

Thursday Afternoon Music Interlude:  Kula Shaker - Last Farewell

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Bill rambles about Northern California, fasting, and home remedies.

Bill rambles about dented cars, reverse cameras, and playoffs.

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Bill rambles about hockey, the Forum, and alliteration. 

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.

Bill rambles about performing at the Hollywood Bowl with Dave, Zoom calls, and super-hero movies.