Security in Verse - Apr 1, 2014

On 01 April 2014, we decided not to do an April Fool's but to have some April Fun instead! So we turned three recent computer security stories into poems. OK, rhyming verse. Doggerel, in fact. Here, then, with apologies to Mr Robert William Service, are the stories of Mt Gox, Snapchat and the End of XP, as you've never heard them before.