303 - The Children (1980)

We're avoiding hugs this week, maniacs, as we dive into the 1980 toxic waste PSA that is The Children. Bringing us this weird slice of 80s horror are the hosts of Drive-In Asylum, Bill Van Ryn and Sam Panico. While we dissect the flick, we also discuss topics such as standard procedure for dealing with abandoned buses, old-time industry nicknames that sound like giallo film titles, and apple routes. And in true crossover fashion, Sam shares a movie-related cocktail recipe towards the end of the episode!

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Want more discussions on killer kids? Check out our previous episodes on The New Kids (episode 87), Cutting Class (episode 89), Sleepaway Camp (episode 122), Bloody Birthday (episode 151), Scream (episode 242), Evilspeak (episode 246), and Children Of The Corn (episode 281).