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Happy Friday! We start the episode off laughing at an absent Julian for getting in his industry bag at Kehlani's album release party that he, Rory, & Demaris attended a few days ago (03:58). Rory & Demaris catch Mal up on what their club swag was like as a team, and then Rory comes to claim his throne as the biggest video vixen of the cast (11:44). Did you stay up until 12 last night to hear Shaquille O'Neal's unreleased track featuring Jay Z and Nas? While we waited, we contemplated who was the best ball player turned rapper (17:24). Speaking of music, there's a plethora of releases coming, and we discuss who we're 'checking for' (ahh, I love a good callback) this weekend (24:13). Mal is gliding around the studio in joyful anticipation of the presidential debate, we briefly give our predictions on how America will be embarrassed (30:05). They give their opinions on Mase's story about Big L that was told on his podcast with Cam (37:55), as well as Gunna's confirmation that he is still signed to YSL (45:34). Victoria Monet's deadbeat father got exposed on twitter for having another daughter he abandoned (59:05), so both Mal and Rory share a story to remind us all to be careful who we sleep with and to get to know our neighbors. Our first voicemail is from a man who found himself in a compromising position and wants the team to share in his humiliation (1:17:30), and the other is from a young man looking for how to turn his finance career into a music industry one (1:23:44). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal

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Happy Monday gang! We roll straight into our recap of our weekends. Rory went to the Jersey Shore, which inspired a walk down memory lane of the greatest reality tv show to exist (09:18). We have a quick debate about whether magic is real (16:20), and then Mal surprises us all with a confession - he's a Baddies (Zeus Network) fan (19:21). While trying to convince the rest of the crew to become one too, Rory shares that he is now a non-misogynist in support of women's cheerleading after binging the series on the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team (27:35). After a brief recap of that and some other exciting things going on in women's sports, we enter another (quick, I promise!) debate about whether Kendrick will put NLU on his next album (46:21), and also briefly touch on The Game's response to him not being in the building for the Pop Out show (52:48). Chief Keef successfully and safely performed in his hometown of Chicago for the first time in over a decade (1:01:52), and the XXL Freshman 2024 list is out - and pretty accurate this go 'round (1:07:23). Mal did an interview with XXL discussing whether streaming/podcasts are running hip-hop, and that leads us to discuss whether our team would enter the streaming arena, and how we would go about it (1:15:08). We then have a voicemail from a gentleman asking for advice on working at a label while trying to start his own (1:19:30), and another on connecting with new people over adult hobbies (1:33:39). Stay to the end for a clip of our most recent Patreon episode, available now for our Supervisor tier only (02:00:17)! Listen here: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal

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TGIF! This was a long and fun-filled week but we start the episode off with the biggest event - Kendrick Lamar popping out in LA at The Forum. We streamed the event with our Patreon members on Discord, so if you're gang, you saw initial reactions in real time. If you didn't, Rory & Mal recap what they honestly thought of the show. They get into the actual music (04:30), whether this is considered an L for Drake or not (21:00), and address the hypocrisy of bringing Dr. Dre on stage (29:43). Our dear friend of the show Westside Boogie had an amazing performance with his idol, which leads us to ask - Can/Should you idolize your peers? (39:20) Yesterday was, most importantly, Juneteenth (TO FREEDOM!) and in blasphemous fashion, Julian decided to spend it with two white men and Masego (46:50). Rory informs us of how he once again made the room awkward, this time in front of a group of beautiful women. We then listen to the craziest voicemail we've ever received (55:33) and we attempt to give a woman some loving advice (of course, we fail and laugh at her, but what's new). Then we have a caller who is dating some one much more normal than ol' Nutcracker from the last voicemail - he just wants to know how to pursue a successful woman while still working toward his own come up. (1:11:51). We do a quick recap of some recent movies and tv shows (1:26:34), and then give some flowers to our late friend, legendary chef James Kent (1:30:21).

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Today we are joined by Chris Distefano a.k.a. Chrissy Chaos. We get right to it and cover European rac*sm and how straight people are over . Then Chris chooses Peeje (the man behind the camera and legendary thumbnails) and roasts him over his genetic makeup (10:30). We cover Chris & Rory’s Father’s Day celebrations (14:50). The WNBA is back in the headlines (23:32). We discover a new angle that could disrupt the league up. We mull over how our age has removed us from caring about streamers or understanding the rest of the world (37:58). It’s time for voicemails. We hear from a guy that needs a place to crash (49:08). Then a call about how you approach a baddie (57:52). This leads to Chris & Julian swapping sauna stories (1:08:00). Our final call is about differences in cultures while dating (1:18:14). We invite Chris to share his opinion about our classic debate about A-List people (1:21:20). We close with Gordon Ramsey’s bike injury and making fun of Julian wearing a helmet. Tune in as the guys + Chris talk about all of this + more!

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We survived the second week of Men’s Mental Health Month! Demaris gives Mal yet another reason to go to therapy when he discovers that she took another man on their planned date to see Bad Boys 4 (5:02). Meanwhile, he was at the Nick Grant show alone and ran into Punch from TDE (15:00). The team is in awe that he lived to tell the tale. Rory gives us an update on how sleep training is going (as you can probably tell by the pain in his voice, not well) (17:35). Elon has yet again found a way to further ruin twitter (we’re never calling it ‘X’, go to hell) by removing the ability to see other user’s liked tweets. The team discusses their own likes and how instagram’s activity tab used to ruin relationships (24:46). TW: Michael Rainey Jr (Tariq) was SA’d on a livestream in front of children and released a statement and they guys give their opinions on it. Guess how supportive they are? :) (49:21) They speak briefly on Hunter Biden’s gun charges and his crackhead decision making skills (1:06:20), then suddenly Demaris & Mal burst into a fight about the ways they’ve violated each other over the years (1:15:20). Luckily, we have voicemails to cool off the energy. Have you ever wished someone dead and that wish came true (1:21:28)? Demaris’ ex tried but she’s still here. We also give a young couple some advice about insecurities (1:29:20), and Julian and Demaris give their coming out stories. We also discuss Joey Chestnut’s Netflix special (41:07), Rory being jealous of James Blake (01:01:15), praying away the gay (1:43:15) + more!

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The team is back after a tantalizing weekend. Rory shares a story of how he got "scammed" , and the team (non-parents) tries to give Rory (the first time parent) advice on how to put a clingy kid down. Unfortunately, Rory is not the only team member running on fumes. Demaris admits she is suffering from a hangover and she shares her weekend expedition (11:54). After the weekend recap, we discover that James Harden discovered that he has a girlfriend(26:39). Drake is getting cooked (again) for his latest outfit and caption (28:40), and Rory is still ducking that Chris Brown smoke (34:00). Bad Boys 4 was a commercial success, and somehow this leads to us planning our funerals to avoid mishaps (44:54). Mal refuses to let his girl mourn her ex, and we all debate on what the. appropriate time of mourning is. We have voicemails (1:12:00)! Both follow ups about relationships past, and we discuss our icks in regard to intimacy. Make sure you're signed up for our Patreon for all exclusive content.

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Yes, they actually like the song. No, we’re not kidding. Drake dropped a troll cover of the classic 'Hey There, Delilah' and the internet reacts. Is this strategy working for him? Julian thinks so. Kendrick will be celebrating Juneteenth with a show in LA, we speculate who the “+friends” could be, and what the reasoning for him popping out is (21:49). For the first time on tour, we are not doing an LA show date. Coincidence or a smoke duck? Mal laughs in Rory’s face when he suggests the latter. It’s Men’s Mental Health Awareness month, and as the most healthy and progressive podcast around, we tackle the tough issues plaguing the superior gender (32:25). The team all share how they decompress when stressed (41:09). Ray J told Shannon Sharpe some interesting things about his rise to sextape stardom, and the guys take a second to give him and his co-host their owed respect (49:45). We suddenly go off the rails and have a conversation that we cut and put on Patreon. Coming back in, Kanye is being sued by his former assistant for sexually inappropriate behavior; we speculate their dynamic and read his official response (59:20). We have voicemails (1:10:53)! Today we give some young men advice on love and loss.

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Happy Pride Month! Rory & Mal plan their Pride celebration calendar together, before getting into their initial reactions to the new Eminem single (5:51). Mal walks back his take from last episode, and Rory stands on white business for his GOAT. In other disappointing music news, Bia & Cardi B went diss for diss over the weekend (25:44). We update you on where it started and, possibly, where it's going. Sean Paul and Tems did their own respective Tiny Desk episodes with NPR, we discuss and Julian overshares (41:11). Roots Picnic and Summer Jam were this weekend and (surprise) none of the team attended either but have critiques (45:21). Mal actually left the house, and he tells the team about his weekend in Harlem with family (54:00). We have voicemails (59:52) that leads to embarrassing stories about Mal popping percs, and Rory having a birthday twin (guess who). Also discussed: Belly’s new album, Caitlin Clark’s tough game against the Sky, porn finally being allowed on the X app, + more!

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Happy Friday everyone! We start with great news. Amara got her cast removed as Rory feverishly watched the doctor use a cast saw. We also learn that Rory’s mom tried to baptize Amara. Anyway, someone that’s probably headed the religious route, Diddy is back in headlines after an in depth Rolling Stone article. We go over some of the new information brought forward (7:10) - (23:35). In rap news two more Drake reference tracks leaked thus resurfacing the ghostwriting rumors. We break down the difference between ghostwriting and collaborating (23:36) - (46:10). Speaking of an artist who could use a ghostwriter, Eminem is making his “long awaited” return (46:11). We break down his legacy. Then Mal takes time to address some more tweets directed at him (1:04:42). We give a glazing breakdown and introduce eggplant parm. We get off music with the man that was caught on zoom driving in his car for a suspended license hearing (1:22:40). It’s time for voicemails! We answer two today (1:33:34). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Mal’s hero has returned home. Trump spent a few hours in the Bronx using rappers to spread his campaign message. Over the weekend Rory & Julian went on a man date to a jazz show (16:03). Rory met his hero and became a fly on the wall. Meanwhile Mal & Omar Epps we’re talking about Michael Jackson (33:38) What is Michael’s best album? Let us know your pick. Welp, Drake made his return. BBL Drizzy went full...BBL Drizzy. Was this a good move (46:00)? The beef was still active over the weekend when 21 Savage kicked Metro Boomin off his IG Live (53:52). 21 Savage reminded us of when he marched with Amber Rose in the Slut Walk (1:03:02). We ask each other the weirdest thing we’ve done for some action. Then Julian takes a stab at unnecessary math. Then we react to Lizzo’s reaction after being mentioned in South Park (1:22:48). It’s time for voicemails (1:26:34)! We think this call is cap, but it did bring up a few interesting conversations. Mal gives a shoutout to Kyrie and the Mavs then we discuss Angel Reese getting clotheslined (1:46:38). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Well there’s another list. This time Apple Music put out the top 100 albums ever. There’s one album in particular that has Mal up in arms (19:27). We also get into the particulars of other albums on the list. Rory realizes his terror stare in real time after rewatching the Chris Rock clip. Then we discuss Cassie’s statement after the Diddy footage (48:30). While our guys declined a primetime news slot, Cam’ron took the opportunity to go on CNN (55:25). We have mixed feelings about his appearance. It’s time for voicemails! We get into one of Mal’s favorite kinks which leads to an apology to Demaris’s dad (1:13:52). Our second voicemail is a call back. Also, Julian & Demaris are hosting their first party together this Sunday for Memorial Day Weekend at Selina Rooftop in Chelsea, NYC. Come hang out with them! Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Well the tide has turned and it’s finally time for Rory to get cooked for a bad take. On our latest Patreon Rory vehemently said Chris Rock isn’t an A-List celebrity. All of us, including Clay, went at him (join our patreon to participate in that debate https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal). Mal has been searching his name and checking out comments made about his rap battle commentary. Make sure you all keep that same energy when you see him. Mal also thinks a man was in love with him, and asks Rory if he ever had the same experience (10:45). In serious news, we react to the hotel video of Diddy and his apology video (15:10). Julian joins the episode after leaving a modeling gig early (58:17). We discover that Mal has a new hairstyle (1:02:30). We give an update on our guy Clay. Following his episode, Celina Powell and Mal began speaking and shared a lot of messages (1:07:33). The guys mention some albums they’ve been listening to recently (1:18:23). We briefly address the Iranian president’s helicopter accident (1:23:27). It’s time for voicemails! We start on a more serious note with some advice about grief (1:27:30) and end on a (semi) lighter one about military marriages (1:36:30). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Today we’re joined by the star of ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 6, Clay. We start with his signature toast and get right into the mess. After a brief recap of the sickest moments of the show & Clay’s red flags we get into his latest scandal…a “relationship” with Celina Powell (13:55). We discussed the TikToks she posted and the message from Clay’s mom. Then we get in our therapy bag and try to unpack this root of this relationship trauma, as well as how difficult it’s been to adjust to being held to the court of public opinion (38:50). Clay shares who on the show was really acting differently than how they were portrayed. This leads to Clay pressing Mal about dropping money bags under AD’s IG posts (51:05). We also find out that Clay was pressed by one of her exes. We cover how they oversexualized AD on the show and got the real story behind the “bean dip” joke (1:14:41). It’s time for voicemails. We saved some special ones for Clay to help respond (1:20:25). We address how to juggle two women at once and even get into racism in relationships. Tune in as the team and Clay cover all of the above + more! If you loved our episode with Clay he also stuck around for our upcoming Patreon (next Monday). Subscribe there for more ‘Love Is Blind’ details, to see him press Mal about Drake & Kendrick, Kel Mitchell’s current dilemma, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal

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Rory wants to start with inter-ginger hate. He’s here to say (for the 4th time) that the clock is back on for Ice Spice. Her redundant lyrics led us to discover her fetish (04:30). Last week Julian & Demaris had a night out and revisit the ‘song of the summer’ conversation. Meanwhile poor baby Amara broke her leg (12:54). In rap beef news, Drake fled to Turks (waved the white flag *Julian wrote this* ) and Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” hits #1 on Billboard (24:34). As we wait for the music video we can’t escape the song or videos of people (LeBron) dancing to it. Someone on our team doesn’t like it (guess who). On the timeline the conspiracies keep taking off . The Game records a diss track aimed at Rick Ross (57:49). Ross has yet to reply, but has chosen to troll on IG. We speculate who would win in a battle. Then Meek tweets at 50 coming to Diddy’s defense. Soulja Boy comes at both Metro Boomin & 21 Savage on Twitter (1:16:39). Julian shares some celebrities he saw over the weekend which led to a debate about who is an ‘A-List’ actor. It’s time for voicemails! We’ve got a fun one today that leads to a discussion about wedding music (1:39:35). We close today with congratulating Kevin Hart on the Mark Twain Award, talk Childish Gambino & Ye Ali’s albums, and more!

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This feels like the fastest 48 hours we’ve ever had. All of our phones have been blowing up, but no one more than OVO Mal. We ask Mal if he feels differently about the beef following the response he received. We get into the dangers of the allegations that have come to the forefront of this conflict, SA & DV. We speculate who will drop next and why (33:00). Then we get into the antics that have happened off the microphone- multiple shootings and a label conspiracy (42:01). We predict more exchanges as Gunna & Future are set to release projects today (1:05:00). We step away from music and cover the legendary Tom Brady roast (1:20:55). Then the guys take time to clown Julian & Demaris about J. Cole living his best life on a beach. It’s time for voicemails! We have a fun (semi relationship) one today (1:28:01). Tune in as the crew discuss all of this + more!

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We always seem to go on vacation at the most ideal time. I’d say we’re well rested, but we’re not. Like many of you we were refreshing our timelines and analyzing each diss record in real time. Over break we didn’t jump on a call or really discuss anything that happened. This is the first conversation we’ve had as a team. We came into the studio with our own opinions, which we hope you’ve formed as well at this point. An opinion not shaped by a twitter feed or reddit thread. There are no voicemails this episode…just hip hop.  

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THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means this episode is previously recorded. We talk about the gender differences between men & women’s birthdays. This turns into a discussion about when you “officially” become an adult. We cover Mal’s 34th birthday and the team's favorite bday memories. Somehow this leads to us talking about women getting intimate with a horse (29:40). Julian introduces the mating habits of lobsters & birds. Then Demaris shares how she dubs men at the club while we share how we handle that moment (38:46). We discuss the creepiness of a stalker and why it’s never acceptable. This leads Rory to recommend a new Netflix show, ‘Baby Reindeer’ SPOILER ALERT (52:05) CONVO ENDS AT (55:03). We decided to take some questions submitted from the audience at our recent live shows. First, can you live with your ex while you’re going through a split? Mal has plenty to say on this topic (55:04). Where do women find men these days (1:11:33)? And would Demaris hookup with Jokic? This all invites a bunch of other scenarios/stories including the double standards of a threesome and Rory’s cuck night. Tune in as we discuss all of this + more and ultimately discover the circle of life!

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We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl have a man cook for her in her house? Well Rory has and as expected Mal doesn’t approve. Mal gives us a workout update and reminds us how insane it is to be a professional athlete - all steroids welcomed (11:34). In local news, Eric Adams has an episode coming with Drink Champs (15:00). Julian passed an unalive body the other day, just proof that NYC is out of control. Let’s escape our troubled reality and get lost in the toxicity of PartyNextDoor’s album, PND4. We break down lyrics from multiple songs and celebrate the masterclass in deflecting accountability (27:12). These lyrics penetrate the room and land us in homie court. The case filing: Rory v.s. Demaris (53:00). Mal decides the winner. It’s time for voicemails. We have a fun one today. It leads to cleaning habits, std’s, and Rory fumbling a girl (1:07:18). We wrap with the NBA playoffs (1:23:55) and a few other things. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a great reason. Her former photographer is outing her for missed payments & a “toxic” work environment. Mal goes on to tell us how that’s his ideal environment. This leads to finding out Mal & Julian’s dad have a lot in common, black magic (negro magico) (26:45). This becomes the theme of the episode. Meanwhile Ne-Yo, who dresses like a black magician, has been outed on IG live by the mother of two of his children (32:57). Their beef is real, but in fake beefs Da Baby shares that he was asked to start a fake beef with a “lyricist” (37:14). However, Chris Brown & Quavo’s feud is still very real. We react to Quavo’s last response and speculate where this could end up (42:07). Rory introduces a theory that Kendrick sent Tupac’s estate to send a cease & desist to Drake for “Taylor Made” (47:01). Will we ever get the response from Kendrick we’re all waiting for? Kanye falls back into his p*rn addiction (1:03:42). It’s time for voicemails (1:10:47). We learn all about manipulation and one of Mal’s former friends is a clown. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was this appreciation or appropriation? Does this second release change Kendrick’s release schedule? We provide speculative answers to all these new questions (10:43). During this discussion Rory also offers an apology to J Cole (27:34). Rory also believes that Taylor Swift is the person we believe Drake to be (35:15). Well none of us wanted this to happen, but Kanye inserted himself into this beef (41:52). We wish he kept this one in the vault. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is up 1-0 against Quavo after releasing “Weakest Link” (58:46). So far this has stayed on the mic, but we all believe this could be taken to the streets. Speaking of streets, Rory & Demais stepped out for a movie premiere (1:07:01). When I say stepped out I really mean sprawled out. Our poor Baby D fell down the stairs in a packed movie theater in front of Bun B and plenty of other industry people. She wasn’t the only one falling to her knees this weekend; Devin Haney got dropped three times in his loss to Ryan Garcia in Brooklyn (1:20:00). Over in Manhattan, both the Knicks and Rangers won their first playoff games. It’s time for voicemails! We discuss our favorite hip hop duos (1:27:34). Then Mal has a bone to pick with our generation. First, he calls Julian a d*ckrider then proceeds to come at Rory and Demaris. In classic fashion we go out arguing over that term. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our time waiting for Kendrick’s response. We cover Mal’s liked tweets, middle school clothing, and climate change in Dubai. Mal shares with us some news about an upcoming Kendrick album (21:57). Is the boogeyman coming? We speculate over the AI Kendrick diss and the other one that was never confirmed or denied. We discuss the IG Story shots Drake & Rick Ross have been trading all week (27:22). Then Julian introduces the theory of Drake owning percentages of other artists (35:50). The room is split on this rumor. Well we all finally listened to the Bryson Tiller album. We give a review (48:31). Did you see Coi Leray reject Adrien Broner on an Instagram live? Mal wants to fight Adrien now (1:01:40). We share what celebrities we’d shoot our shot at. In classic fashion we bring up Rory’s trauma (1:13:40). It’s time for voicemails! (1:21:16) We end with Demaris teaching us how to professionally gaslight someone. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Drake’s “Push Ups”. We don’t waste any time and get right into both Rick Ross & Drake’s diss records. We do a lyric breakdown and pick our favorite moments from Drake’s response. We have mixed reviews on Rick Ross’s song/trolling. Where are the nukes? We speculate what breaking news could bring the 6 God down (52:26) . We address the Yachty reference track and another conversation Mal had with Drake (). After all the speculation we pivot to an exciting weekend at Coachella (1:18:00). We’re here to big up Ice Spice improvement and give Tyler The Creator / Childish Gambino their flowers. Our favorite moment came from J Balvin when he had Will Smith come out to perform “Men In Black”. In the least shocking news ever…we’ve confirmed yet again that you can’t trust a heaux. Kai Cenat is taking the legal route after being doxxed (1:32:11). It’s time for voicemails (1:41:30). We answered a hypothetical question from one of our favorite listeners (Hi Taylor). This leads to a hilarious segment to send us out. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share his perspective from Dreamville Fest and more (32:14). Mal continues to clarify his thoughts. In other beef news (that we have fueled) Chris Brown responds to Quavo on his deluxe album (45:31). In more serious news we send our condolences to Mister Cee (47:52). Then we’re told OJ Simpson passed away, which leads to a mixed review of his memorializing (51:43). This reminds Rory of an Aaron Hernandez documentary. It’s time for voicemails. We give some work advice (1:00:51) then give a gentleman advice on how to get laid (1:04:35). We close with Mal asking a wild question about a certain group of people (1:23:06). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Mal is gloating. Rory is instigating. And Demaris is sliding down a wall. A battle has been fought... well, kind of. We jump right into the retelling of our weekend with rap and where we all were when J.Cole dissed Kendrick... as well as when he apologized. Mal has a legendary monologue, letting us know exactly how this weekend marked the end of J. Cole's career and legacy as a GOAT. We contemplate whether the Big 2 will continue their bromance or end it, and Mal gives us some insight as to why Drake didn't show up to Dreamville Festival (46:45:). Mal (again) challenges Kendrick to drop his Drake diss so that hip-hop can be saved (57:05), and finally the heat is off Cole and on to Wale and Meek Mill, who were arguing on twitter at the time of taping (1:27:15). Mal challenges Rory to find a better rapper than Drake (excluding Jay-Z) (1:38:57), and it is once again himself vs. the room. Also discussed is the Northeast earthquake (1:54:59), GloRilla's new album and new beef (1:59:25), Megan Thee Stallion's philanthropic work, + more!

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I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music career? Then Mal owes Clay from Love Is Blind an apology (24:50). Staying in divorce Gypsy Rose calls it quits with her husband and is quickly seen back with her ex (29:30). Then Rory demands people respect Monica Lewinsky and Hilary Clinton (32:50). We get into some past relationships. Then Julian asks the guys a question that ends up turning into him getting made fun of (47:37). Let's react to the PartyNextDoor album cover and Metro Boomin claiming his iCloud was hacked (53:00). Also, Mal claims he doesn’t have an iCloud. G Dep is free which leads to a learning moment for the crew about the classic Dostoevsky novel (1:10:49). The women’s college basketball tournament keeps getting better (1:14:51). We recap the games last week and predict the upcoming ones. It’s time for voicemails and we have a callback! This leads to a discussion about carnival games (1:30:10). We miss the interlude days in music. We go over our favorite ones (1:43:59). Mal predicts Drake will respond this weekend (1:48:32). We cover how we think Dreamville Fest will go. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

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Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shoutout Clay & AD for providing us with so much entertainment. We breakdown the sickness of this season (no worries even if you haven’t watched, we provide context). Staying on “reality tv”, comedian Jerrod Carmichael got rejected from Tyler The Creator (27:36). Was this moment real? And what is a twink? We learn Mal still texts women “I had a dream about you.” (54:18) Then we debunk more right wing scare propaganda regarding Easter. Demaris presses Mal about the Drake clip and him getting killed on the timeline all weekend (1:00:34). The clock keeps ticking and all we have are more IG captions. Let’s talk about music that was actually released. We give Beyonce’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ a review and speculate on the genre of Act III (1:17:27). It’s the biggest day in women’s basketball history. By the time this releases the winners will be determined but we discuss the rematch, Iowa v.s. LSU. (1:38:31) Rory has an issue with Chloe cozying up next to Gunna and Eminem plays an April Fool’s prank. It’s time for voicemails! We answer two fun ones today (1:50:16). Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

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We picked a great week to plan a vacation. Before we get into the big stories we cover the DC show and the fight that broke out. After the show everyone went on vacation. Demaris was throwing cheeks in Turks and Rory was in Miami taking helicopter rides over Diddy’s house. Diddy’s homes were raided and we predict what’ll happen to everyone involved (15:02). If you missed our three hour Twitter Spaces (available on YouTube) we get into the short term aftermath of Kendrick’s verse (56:38). When will everyone respond and who will come out on top? Unfortunately, the real victim here is Big Sean (1:54:59). While we were recording Ye decided to post on Instagram and comment on the current beef (2:09:16). We briefly talked about Beyonce’s album (2:14:45). Then it’s time for the guys to make fun of Julian’s pen game again (2:19:10). It’s time for our voicemail (2:23:49). We try to help our guy get out of the game and get a girl. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our friends' learning disabilities (7:32). Rory shares a very specific story about a kid who went to high school with him. We take an early voicemail about boundaries being tested (22:59). This leads to a very personal conversation about half siblings. We take another voicemail about hooking up with an old fling following a divorce (51:15). We learn when the team first smashed a white girl. When does a friend with benefits no longer quality as fwb? We break down the rules and establish our parameters (1:05:43). Our final voicemail is a callback about supporting another YouTube content creator (1:25:08). Speaking of content, go subscribe to Julian & Demaris’s instagram subscription pages. We end up talking about why we can’t come around to filming ourselves. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover the classics and a couple current ones. Then we talk about life before podcasting and how we choose our social handles (19:12). We discuss the anomaly that is Elon Musk (28:12). This leads to a conversation about fan culture, the jersey buying days, and other early 2000s fashion trends (37:14). Well unfortunately we live in a sick world. Nickelodeon turned out to ruin a whole bunch of childhoods. We cover the recent doc and the nasty entertainment industry culture (48:12). We apply Rory’s “shirt in the pool” logic. Sidebar, Harvey W. had a mangled piece that we clown(1:13:40). We send our condolences to Flaco (NY’s favorite owl) Should Amber Rose be paid for being a muse (1:21:36)? And why has Rory been audited three times? It’s time for voicemails (1:37:23). We get into divorce culture and how to handle a break up. Tune in as the team & KFC discuss all of the above + more!

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New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out there. Rory failed at taking Amara down a slide (15:46) (please watch on YouTube) Is social media helping or hurting Meek (22:20)? We discussed if he’d fare well in the podcast space. Meanwhile, Rory still thinks the clock is on for Sexyy Red (35:57). This becomes a conversation about longevity in hip hop which leads to an early contender for song of the summer and if rappers can rap about violence/drugs and still have their integrity. We review Justin Timberlake’s album and cover the change in club culture (1:08:14). We miss the good old days. Speaking of old days, Julian shares an old Palooza story with the guys that leaves Rory speechless (1:25:48). Kanye lashes out at Kai Cenat for his unfavorable review of his oversized sweatpants (1:32:52). It’s time for voicemails (1:48:11). Rory goes on a tangent about ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ and asks for help to line up the proper thr**some. For our second voicemail we did a lot of editing. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Julian’s new photography instagram account (14:04). This amount of laughing from this segment caused Mal to walk off set to gather himself. Once the funnies settle we get to the “beef”. Recently Consequence took shots at the guys on another podcast. Rory & Mal use this time to clear the air (with receipts) (28:50). Speaking of receipts, Yes Julz was fired from YZY for allegedly failing to abide by an NDA. We provide how mismanaged this situation has been and the odd type of work environment Ye must create (49:29). This reminded Rory and Julian of being put in the middle of label, manager, and artist drama. In corny news, Gilbert Arenas & Swaggy P felt compelled to reminisce on Draya for no apparent reason(1:08:39). It’s time for voicemails (1:20:46). We answer a riddle called all the way from Australia. For the second voicemail, listening once wasn’t enough. We replay it, take notes, and comment throughout for this wild scenario. This phone call starts a really fun conversation to take us into the weekend. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of Women’s History Month which leads into women on women conflict (12:26), LSU vs. South Carolina (16:36). In other basketball news, LeBron was cozied up courtside (21:08). Then Mal corrects Rory about a recent interview which led to a conversation about us going on other people’s podcasts (27:11). Are podcasters celebrities (39:42)? Shaun King is definitely a celebrity…he’s also muslim (conveniently in time for Ramadan) (47:42) Well it’s official…North West is taking the reins from Kanye and releasing an album (54:08). We speculate who she’ll diss (Adonis/Willow Smith) among other things. Then the guys provide an update on Dame’s standing with Rockafella (1:06:24). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:23). Both voicemails today revolve around a heavy conversation, but like always we find humor in them. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our favorite spots . Anyway, the guys hit the studio together and Mal quickly has criticism for Rory (9:00). We break down Rory’s studio swag, or lack thereof. We decide to take another voicemail early in the episode where we learn about each other's career/personal milestones (29:25). Anyone check on Ryan Garcia? We get into the depths of this conspiracy (47:17) which leads us to another conspiracy regarding Matt Rife (57:42). Then we discuss Nelly’s comments about the competitiveness of hip-hop in the 2000s (1:08:00). We discuss how certain lyrics/shows shaped us as kids (1:16:00). It’s time for more voicemails (1:48:24). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, Vegas culture, Bryson Tiller, South Park, & Joe Rogan.

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We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can’t even get drunk anymore (add it to the list) (45:55) Then we expand our multiverse and bring in Vin Diesel & The Rock (48:38). We briefly talk about The Rock & Mark Whalberg running for President and the recent Supreme Court overturn (55:56). Meanwhile, outside of the country Usher dipped to Bali seemingly to clear his head / avoid the smoke (1:03:30). We give Schoolboy Q’s album and review and discuss a couple other artists we’re looking forward to hearing from (1:07:00). This leads to a larger conversation about the pressure Cardi B is under (1:11:16). It’s time for voicemails . This triggers Rory into hating on Jason Kelce’s love for his wife (1:25:40) and a childhood story of young Rory getting banned from a restaurant (1:39:39). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, owning a pet, work love languages, cheating habits, + more!

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On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemail the earliest we ever have in an episode (20:02). Congrats to Rel (not our Rel) on getting laid. It’s time for the new Diddy allegations (25:49). We cover the new allegations and get into Meek Mill aka Freak Mill fighting for his life on the timeline. Staying in music, we recap the clip of Omah Lay stealing that guy’s girlfriend during a show (56:20). We try to put ourselves in his shoes. It’s time for voicemails (1:09:15). Today we address a mental health relationship question. On the second voicemail we cover whether or not schools should be teaching this specific subject (1:30:18).

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Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’s reaction goes as expected) (28:33). Then we catch Mal up on an off-mic conversation Rory, Julian and Demaris had after the previous recording (40:02). It involves the size of some people on the team, which in turn triggered Demaris. In political news, Trump was parading around all weekend (49:19). We cover his latest viral soundbite. Should Biden and Wendy Williams take the podium together (54:30)? Somehow we bring the conversation back to anatomy and look into the size of bears & elephants (1:06:22). Well SNL tried…sort of. We break down the problem with SNL’s hosts/target audience (1:11:40).  It’s time for voicemails (1:44:25). Today we give young  Ray Ray some sound advice about the future of dating. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an in depth argument amongst the team. The timeline/world is becoming one big deepfake. We cover Bobbi Althoff & Rubi Rose’s “leaks” (55:04). For those in Mal’s age group do you remember Buttman Magazines? Let’s talk music…J Cole is beginning what seems to be the rollout for his forthcoming album, ‘The Fall Off’. Does he need a classic album (1:07:21)? We give flowers to Jeezy for his Tiny Desk (1:25:16). It’s time for voicemails (1:33:07). Julian gets made fun of for his dating habits (cue Mal). We take a second voicemail about wild stuff we’ve heard then head right into patreon. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more!

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We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Brown, however Julian wasn’t as lucky (6:32). This leads to a conversation about Chris getting uninvited from the NBA Celebrity All-Star game (12:47). Overall, the All-Star weekend was disappointing. We offer some solutions to make it better (20:00). In music news, Benzino appeared on Drink Champs and the Henny won (34:26). We react to his meltdown over Eminem and what is the allotted time for a “beef” to exist in Hip-Hop (45:47). And yes, Prince tried to run over Michael Jackson with his car. We call out & give credit to Drake, Sexyy Red, and SZA for an amazing music video (55:17). In more horrifying videos the NYPD has a dance troop (1:00:24). The ugly continues as Trump rolls out his sneakers at Sneakercon in Philly. Meanwhile, Glorilla & Damian Lillard spark a debate about relationship social media etiquette (1:14:40). We cover the Roots Picnic lineup and cover Rory getting in his Karen bag last year (1:29:41). Then we give flowers to Vince Staples for his show (1:41:00). It’s time for voicemails (1:47:40)! Tune in as the full team discusses all of the above + more!

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We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather on Valentine’s Day of all days. Today, Rory & Julian are here to cover some nasty topics. First Rory’s ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’ merch is available now! In the spirit of Valentine’s Day we speculate if Mal is hiding a family (4:00) . Then we get into Hot One’s Sean Evans dating an adult film star (16:00). Is this the new norm / a roll out? We speculate and role play (pause). In racial news, one of our favorite civil rights activist’s Rachel Dolezal has lost her teaching job after they discover her OF (26:29). We speculate on our country’s obsession with OF & traditional adult stars. Anyone remember Bobbi Altoff? We break down her viral Suki moment and her recent divorce (34:32). This leads to a conversation about “stan” culture. Eminem is co-producing a doc about obsessive fan culture. We discuss the mental state of these types of people (53:30). Rory talks about his personal experience with stans. It’s time for voicemails (1:21:57). To stay on holiday theme we give advice on how to get over your first breakup. This leads to a thought provoking discussion on how to balance personal life while growing up. 

Song: "Happy Valentine's Day" x Outkast

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We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits (5:30). We recap our personal Super Bowl plans (13:15) . Rory claims Julian would have thrived where he watched the game. Meanwhile, Mal was home alone (shocker). We have the Mahomes and Brady convo before we jump into asking was this the best halftime performance in the last 20 years (33:00)? Mal believes Usher should be brought out Travis Kelce’s ex, Kayla. This leads to us dissecting the Usher & Alicia Keys romantic embrace aka the “My Boo” challenge (43:35). Meanwhile, Beyonce & Kanye won the commercials (56:31). We cover Beyonce’s singles and Kanye’s latest effort, ‘Vultures’. President Biden chimes in with a tone deaf tweet that leads to an interesting conversation (1:26:00) . It’s time for voicemails (1:40:50). We discovered the type of student we were in middle/high school . Spoiler, Rory bit a kid. Did you guys know Logic is black? We cover the awkward sit down between Logic & his dad (1:55:59) . Mal provides some life-saving advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Opening Song: "My Boo" Usher feat. Alicia Keys

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Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the truth behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remove Drake’s music from his phone. The d*ck talk continues going over snipped and unsnipped (40:00). We learn what a DDL is and discuss hiding drugs. Did you know Rutgers had their own std? (50:00) We get into a discussion about Greek Life where Rory and Julian share their nontraditional college experiences. Rory and Mal guess what Divine Nine Fraternity Julian would be in (59:00). We discuss the shows Griselda (1:18:00), Love On The Spectrum (1:27:00), Michael Rappaport movies, and ultimately Shane Gillis’s “return” to SNL (1:36:20). This leads to us speculating over Usher’s Super Bowl show (1:53:30). It’s time for voicemails! (2:09:55). We end the this episode the way we started…with s*x talk.

Opening Song: '4pm In Calabasas' x Drake

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We’re back after the biggest night in music. (0:00) If you subscribe to our Patreon you were able to livestream the awards with us and hear us react in real time (shoutout to everyone that joined). Before we get to the awards Rory shares some groundbreaking news regarding his family lineage. First we cover Jay Z’s speech which lends itself to a conversation about the agenda the award show may be pushing and why some artists continue to win over others (07:23) . Then we get into the winners themselves and go over the right decision & the snubs. In more scandalous Grammy news Killer Mike was arrested, Taylor Swift ignored Celine Dion and dragged Lana Del Ray on stage to watch her win. The biggest loser of the weekend may have been Adin Ross (47:39) . First, 21 Savage tried to scam him then Playboi Carti allegedly ran off with $2 million. Meanwhile, Drake is back on tour and seemingly takes a shot at Rihanna (1:01:50). Will Asap Rocky step to him? This leads us to thinking about the best “crash outs” in history (1:09:00) . Then Mal thinks this song is going to be a classic. (1:21:05). Speaking of classics, Bieber is back to harmonizing and we recall our favorite song of his. (1:28:55) It’s time for voicemails. (1:41:04). Mal gives some wild advice. We learn a lot about Rory’s future plans (1:50:00) . We close with prayers to one of our adult industry legends (1:57:48), the world’s largest crayon, Usher in Skimms, and the Knicks. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Opening song: 'Work' - Rihanna feat. Drake

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It’s funny how a clip you release can be taken out of context and spread all over the internet ultimately leading to endless hate. Oh well, we’re here to double down. Once again, the full Chris Brown & Quavo conversation is available on Patreon. (0:00) Today we briefly recap the viral moment and which leads to Mal & Demaris arguing again. We react to Nicki’s saying Meg wanted her Rihanna moment (35:19) . In the last bit of beef (pause) Mos Def responds to Drake (53:00). In far more important music news Universal Music Group pulls their music from TikTok (59:25). We discuss who this hurts more in the split. It’s time for voicemails (1:28:38). We talk over love languages (1:33:07) . Rory shares what artist he lost his virginity to (1:55:30) and we make sure to include his trauma. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re calling an intervention for our dear friend and Barb, Mal (0:00). Today it’s him v.s. the room. First we provide context to the Meg & Nicki beef (04:52) . We dissect everyone Meg dissed on “Hiss” and went through Nicki’s “Big Foot” lyrics. We express concern for Nicki’s health and how she’s positioned herself in Hip-Hop (24:47). Does Meg owe us a response record (39:10) ? We reminisce on Drake v.s. Meek/Pusha as a blueprint on how this should be played out. Rory takes us back to the weekend with recapping Amara’s first birthday (53:00) . At the party Rory played some questionable music and dirty macked his friend (1:04:50). Has the clock started on Ice Spice (1:22:21) ? We cover her latest single and offer a comparison to Sexxy Red. It’s time for voicemails - (TW: Statutory R*pe) (1:34:22). Then we discuss Griselda on Netflix which leads to a discussion about the best drug dealers ( 1:51:06) . Mal asks us a quesiton about money/religion that spirals into a wild conversion that carries us through the end of the episode (2:11:50). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into the leaked video call between Young Thug & Mariah The Scientist (16:51). Was this intentional or an invasion of privacy? This leads us right into the Taylor Swift deepfake photos (25:16). Immediately the room is split: Rory & Mal v.s. Julian & Demaris. With all of this nonsense online we discuss at what age is it appropriate to give a child a cell phone (42:30). We inevitably end on Rory’s personal trauma (sorry Father O’Malley). Would you let a dead relative stop you from your vacation (48:30) ? Mal breaks down how he can decipher white people's farts by the smell (51:50) . Enough fart talk…we are in awe of the ‘Lovers & Friends’ lineup and make a game of it (58:44). A variation of same night/same city (1:01:16). We provide an update on the ongoing Breakfast Club new host vacancy (1:20:13). Have you ever called the cops (1:31:55)? It’s time for voicemails (1:36:14). We take two international callers shoutout Iran and Johannesburg. We end the episode with a sports update (1:48:55) and John Stewart’s return. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Anybody got a matchbook? We’re back with a mindblowing (pause) episode (0:00) . We begin with a trip down memory lane reflecting on David Blaine’s street magic & Criss Angel’s Mindfreak (04:40). This leads to a conversation about our beliefs or lack thereof in magic, ghosts, aliens, and zombies (16:11). Is the NFL scripted? We go over this past week's games and speculate Jason Kelce and the MLK look alike taking Taylor Swift’s spotlight (25:04). In music news, Lupe Fiasco & Kid Cudi swapped words and eventually made good (43:33). Then we reflect on the history of beef in Hip-Hop (55:00) . It’s time for voicemails (1:04:17). As most voicemails do, this leads to many conversations. We get into high school dating, Jackie Kennedy, love magic, and favorite Disney movies. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We will, we will rock you. It’s Friday and we’re coming in hot (00:00). Mal did a Discord live on Wednesday night where we learned MLK walked so he could nut (07:39) . We learn a brief history on manipulation of how history is retold (13:02) . Then Rory shares a video of him in the pool and challenges Julian to a race (17:30) . We’re nearing festival season and Coachella / Gov Ball dropped their respective lineup (23:00) . Remember the Cuomo brothers? Well Chris Cuomo is back in the news (not for anything good) (28:21) . In the spirit of other sexually inappropriate actions Juice Wrld’s ex is releasing a video on Only Fans (39:29) . This leads to a conversation about R Kelly, Ariana Grande, and YG/Saweetie (52:25) . It’s time for voicemails (1:05:04) . Today we give HR advice (our specialty) This becomes a discussion about a troubling situation close to Rory (1:09:57) . What do you think of when you hear the name Mia Khalifa (1:30:38) ? We break down a recent story she told and discuss specific kinks. We end with a classic debate about tv shows (1:41:40) . Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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It’s a two hour Tuesday. We’re back with a long episode to help you get through the early days of the week (0:00) . Immediately Rory and Mal discuss the rats they once knew and share some common ground (6:00). Then we get into the ‘Book of Clarence’ low ticket sales and how underwhelming the Jay Z & D’Angelo song turned out (09:25). We get into the most pressing topic on the timeline, Mos Def v.s. Drake (29:12) . We break down the viral video and discuss the historical context of their relationship. Somehow this leads to the room challenging Julian’s love for a fat a**. Naturally, this flows into a conversation about weight and we share our numbers (47:05). We return to music with the 11 year old artist Fng King and his recent club appearances with Drake & Lil Baby (52:30). Should children be in those environments? This leads to Mal sharing two stories from the early 2000s (hint: Bow Wow & Jay Z) (1:03:09) . Then we react to Dame Dash’s response to Fat Joe (1:21:37). It’s time for voicemails. (1:33:20) Today we give parenting advice. This leads to Rory thinking about Amara’s choices in the future (1:51:37). Rory also brought up an old photo of Mal’s mom which leads to a wild finish (2:02:14)

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Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has been developed. We speculate on the lack of media coverage about the very illegal tunnels dug in Brooklyn. Pivoting to other illegal activity the Young Thug trial is back on the timeline. This revived the SWWTP clip after “Lifestyle” was played in court. Then we tackle Aaron Rodgers v.s. Jimmy Kimmel & ESPN. Don Lemon is the next news correspondent to join X. This led to a detour conversation about Kevin Spacey & Jim Carrey. Do you Noah Knigga? Yes, that is a real name and yes, he is white. We come back to the media and bring an update on the Breakfast Club as their search for a host remains open. It’s time for voicemails. We answer two very interesting callers looking for relationship advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! And tune in Monday for an exciting Patreon callback.

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We begin today with a conversation that was originally had off air between Demaris and Julian. Once we resolve that we get right into the meat (pause of the episode) First, Jonathan Majors and his GMA interview…then American Hero Gyspy Rose and her husband. We break down this extreme case of munchausen by proxy and, like always, judge everyone involved. There were plenty of pause moments throughout this segment once the guys turned their attention to Gypsy’s husband. The Golden Globes were Sunday night and the biggest story was host Jo Koy’s bombing. Lil Nas X is making his return/rebrand as a Christian man. Staying in music, 21 Savage is back with a movie? He’s recruited Donald Glover and Caleb McLaughin to play versions of him. Is there ever a right time to break-up with someone? Well how about when they just pop out your third child. Boxer Ryan Garcia didn’t even wait until they cut the umbilical cord to end things with his girl. Staying on socials, we address Ari Lenox’s IG live where she details her frustration on this Rod Wave tour. It’s time for voicemails. We help this caller get out of the friendzone, then we play a callback (usually reserved for Patreon). Our guy Midwest Mike from Dairy Queen a few months ago gave us an update. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. They include Rory’s thoughts on the people that wait for the ball to drop in Times Square, Mal’s thoughts on Starbucks, Demaris being a real nerd, and Julian meeting Bradley Cooper. Anyway, it seems like the more in 2020-More stands for more beef. Katt Williams airs out his comedy peers on the latest episode of Shannon Sharpe’s podcast. He takes aim at Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, Kevin Hart and more. We offer our thoughts on his rant. Over the break Mal hit the movie theater to see ‘Aquaman 2’ This leads to a disagreement between him and Demaris. We discuss Dave Chappelle’s latest special, The Dreamer. It’s time for voicemails. They were rollin’ in over the break. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more!

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This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave behind in 2024. We go down some of the craziest stories of the year: Spy Balloons, Big Red Boots, UFOs, Jonathan Majors, Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, Bobbi Altoff, the list goes on. Now it’s time for the music. We rank our top albums of the year and discuss this year in music. It’s time for the final two voicemails of the year. Tune in as we take you out of the final days of 2020-ME and help you transition into 2020-MORE. Thank you everyone for the ongoing support and we’ll see you in the New Year!

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This episode was previously recorded. We’re still taking some time off for the holiday. However, we wanted to share this sit down we had a couple months ago with the thought leader/block chain enthusiast, 19 Keys. We begin with the scam that is NFTs. This evolves into a broader conversation about the metaverse and crypto currency. We’re overloaded with information but somehow the aliens have slipped through the collective concern. We then discuss the worshiping of demonic culture in hiphop, views on Trump, and Michael Jackson on the moon. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as 19 Keys joins us to discuss all of this + more!

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Before we get into our episode please join us tomorrow (12/20) on Patreon for our Holiday Party Livestream. If you think we say wild stuff on the episodes wait till you hear when there’s no edit button. In the holiday spirit Rory wants everyone to know Santa is white. Meanwhile, a real life santa Anthony Edwards sent a lot of money for his own peace of mind. In other sex news, there are people getting blown out on the Senate floor. We break down this tape and speculate on the state of our political system. The love train goes on as Cam’ron links with Nia Long. Love comes to an end as we discuss Sexyy Red’s recent appearance on the Breakfast Club. This leaves the room split on the conversation. While we were recording Jonathan Majors was found guilty & dropped by the Marvel franchise. So naturally we pivoted and talked about it. It’s time for voicemails. We have a caller leave their opinion on Harry Potter. Fortunately, Rory finished the final movie so we get into another argument about Harry and the ending. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re co-co-coming in hot today. Have you heard about the Tourette's girl on TikTok? Well we break down how we’d fare with the syndrome. We give our predictions for Kanye and Ty’s upcoming album. Rory then airs out his grievances with Complex regarding their latest list. It’s personal and we know why. Kai Cenat invited Nicki into his latest stream. We discuss this and the state of hip-hop journalism. We’ve got an update regarding one of our favorite couples, Jonathan Major and the white woman. We also have an update on Meg, Tory and Pardi. It’s time for voicemails. We’ve got a fun relationship question that the guys can resonate with the most. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Side-note, our upcoming Patreon next Monday is one of the wildest episodes we’ve recorded.

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Today is a day for celebration. We are humbled to be in the presence of the newest member of the NOI, Brother Mal. Before Jay Electronica welcomed Mal to the brotherhood, the guys went to a Spotify creator dinner (full prediction of the dinner available on Patreon). Mal shares with us how Rory ruined the event. In other “awkward” news Travis Scott and John McEnroe face off on a zoom call. We call cap, but comment on the sneaker rollout. Then we discuss Jack Harlow’s new single with Dave. Rory adds fuel to the beef before we turn to the biggest release of the week, Pink Friday 2. We have an issue with Nicki’s album, but it’s not directed at who you’d expect. Staying in conflict, we’re ready for Keith Lee to leave our city. We cover his NY food journey. Did you see the video of the woman trying to burn down MLK’s house? The world is a simulation. It’s time for voicemails. We get into a great call then discuss our personal team cult, Shohei Ohtani’s $700m contract, and end on a rant from Rory about how bad Harry Potter’s character is throughout the movies. Tune in as the full team discusses all of this

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Calling all Barbs (Mal) it’s Pink Friday. Why does this rollout feel different? Has it been quiet for Nicki? We discuss the state of female rap. Adjacent to rap, Rubi Rose meets her top Only Fans spender. This leads to a discussion about obsessive culture, gambling, and profiting off serious addictions. In a more traditional way of getting a woman’s attention Cam’ron slid into Nia Long’s DM’s following her divorce (hey stink). Rory and Demaris take a detour to discuss the parallels between this exchange and ‘The Best Man’ movies. Who do you want your significant other to act like? Jonathan Majors had high standards for his former snow princess. We discuss if this is race baiting. In more Diddy news, Suge Knight shares an old photo that leaves us asking, why? Then we discuss the additional accusations on Diddy and his first response. It’s time for voicemails. This is a relationship ready to implode. So much cheating is happening. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back from another sold out NY Show! Thank you to everyone that made that night special. Amara made her first public appearance and Julian’s parents met the team. The star of the night was Baby D and her 48 mozzarella sticks. Let’s pivot to where most tension in hip-hop stems from, women. We discuss the latest between Benny The Butcher vs. Freddie Gibbs / Drake Vs. Dillon Brooks & Metro Boomin. In other beef Adidas takes aim at Kevin Durant, while the man Mike Tyson punched is suing for $450k. This leads to a discussion about plan etiquette. It’s time for voicemails. Today we have a discussion about a parent's relationship with their child. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy show day everyone! While we spend today getting ready for tonight’s sold out show please enjoy this episode featuring The Master Investor and host of Market Monday’s, Ian Dunlap. We start with two leading causes: relationships don’t last, trust and money. Then Ian addresses Diddy stepping down from Revolt. Followed my Mal getting pressed about his moneybag usage on Instagram. Rory reveals a sad truth he discovered about women once he got his money up. In the spirit of Spotify Wrapped/Apple Rewind we go over all of our top 5 artists of the year. And yes, we all have the same number 1 (as do most of you) We dig deep into podcast culture of how divisive it has become and why we don’t work together. This leads to a conversation about hip-hop culture overall. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys and Ian discuss all of the above + more. See you tonight NY! 

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We’re off to a hot start after taking a pod off. We briefly recap everyone’s holiday and then cover Jack Harlow’s set design during his Thanksgiving game halftime performance. Rory calls DJ Drama for his thoughts as well. Staying on football performances Ludacris was suspended in the rafters at the Atlanta Falcons game. Then Rory takes aim at one of The Minimalist Podcast’s co-hosts. The beef continues but this time between TI’s family. King tells his parents, TI & Tiny, that he’s in fact standing on bidness. We discuss the nepo baby dilemma in hiphop. Let’s head to Dubai where Chris Brown has come under fire over a clip of him laughing to a recent controversial Kanye lyric. In relationship news, Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert call it quits. This leads us to our voicemail which similarly is about a man dimming his girl’s light. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! NY, we’ll see you Friday at (sold out) Sony Hall for our last show of the year.

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We’re back stateside from London and immediately went to the studio. We recap our abroad experience which featured cameos from former president Bill Clinton, 50 Cent blowing hookah smoke in Rory’s face, and Mal at the carnival with Giggs. We also get the latest installment of Rory’s airport rage. Then we pivot to Diddy. We had a different discussion about him on the latest patreon, but we bring a nuanced perspective on this episode. Will the music industry look in the mirror? In music news, Drake released again while we were on the road. Julian introduces a conspiracy that Drake was talking about Rory & Mal. Then we discuss Andre’s flute album. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Thank you again London for an amazing sold out show. NY is the last show of the year and is also sold out…we’ll see you December 2nd at Sony Hall.

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Unleash the flutes! Andre 3000 is finally giving us that “solo” album. Enough about woodwind instruments let's talk about other wood. Will Smith is trending again and once again it’s not looking good. His recent hex capades lead to a convo about us being surprised while watching c*rn. Back to music, we discuss the state of hip-hop after recent comments from Lil Yachty. Then we discuss Benzino’s issue with Busta Rhymes and YG’s Instagram photo. It’s time for voicemails. We give relationship advice about when/where you should propose. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. Hello from London. Our show is tonight with the mandem.

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It’s been a while, but the gang's all back together and we’re here to celebrate. It’s Lulu Ju’s birthday! We start with a wild conversation for the Thanksgiving dinner table. Then, during recording, someone posted the Happy Birthday post (check socials). We come back with Rory getting snubbed with the Grammy nominations. We speculate who should win and discuss the politics of the award ceremony. Then we discuss Jack Harlow’s white boy version of “The Motto”. Staying on music we cover Rick Ross & Meek, Chris Brown, and Frank Ocean. It’s time for voicemails. Today we discuss an interesting relationship dilemma. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. We’re off to London today. We’ll see all the mandem this Friday.

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Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, the crew gives a recap of the LA live show where they continue their uninterrupted streak of destroying people’s relationships. Mal asks a burning question about poly relationships and pregnancy kinks, which (somehow) leads to a debate about the most common professions for ex hoes. Jeezy’s album rollout interview with Nia Long gets brought up, and Mal & Rory call Jeezy out for obvious pandering. Megan Thee Stallion also released her new song “Cobra”, which discusses the topic of depression and self-harm, leading the crew to rehash their experiences of dating depressed people. Plus Nicki Minaj reveals her previous Percocet addiction, Mal addresses Need To Know’s response, + more!

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It’s Tuesday… let’s get this bread. We’re here to bring some levity into your life so we brought in our good friend Neal Brennan for today’s episode (Yes, the co-writer of the Chappelle Show). We start with music and global politics which quickly transitions into conspiracy theories. Where we cover Bill Cosby, the pandemic and of course the moon landing. Neal then shares with us his life changing experiences with ayahuasca and DMT. He goes into detail about how those experiences have altered his relationships with people and religion. He even provides some insight into his next special. We all share drug stories (cue Rory’s sound journey). We discuss the state of comedy. More specifically, comedic movies and In Living Color/SNL. Neal then shares when he and Dave Chapelle reconnected after their falling out. We collectively laugh at Rory’s trauma. Neal goes on to share his favorite memories with Kobe, Mike Myers, and other legends. Fortunately this conversation coincided with our first voicemail about the illuminati. Tune in as the guys and Neal discuss all of this + more!

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We’ve officially landed in LA and have a brand new show ready for our live show on Sunday! Also, have you seen our Architectural Digest Tour? Check it out now on Youtube. Happy Friday everyone…we’re going to continue to push the limits. Mal thinks it’s time to bring back a specific word (let us know your thoughts). We reminisce on Rory’s first big break on a wild MTV show. Then we recap our Halloween weekend and share our costumes. Shoutout to ‘You Should Know’ Podcast (episode available on Patreon). Should Kai Cenat have done that “prison” stream? And since when has Keith Lee’s opinion mattered more than any politician? We discover who on the team leaves Yelp reviews. Speaking of reviews, would you leave a comment on your girl’s Only Fans page? Back to music, Flava Flav might have the voice of an angel. Somehow this leads to a conversation about which one of us would go to war. Then we lend our condolences to Matthew Perry. Today, we’re also joined by a special guest Pete Buttigieg (yes, that Pete Buttigieg). He’s currently the Secretary of Transportation and here to cover Rory’s outstanding parking tickets. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried it and Mal lets us know he travels with a squatty potty. Mal also finally admits he’s old. How would you want to die…by surprise or with loved ones? Mal asks one of the most odd questions about alzheimer's ever. Then we discuss getting hard at inopportune times. Demaris shares some tough news for Rory regarding his shower(head). We detour to costume play and discuss our potential spectrum status. It looks like s*xual activity has been taking place at the studio. Could you wife a pornstar? Rory shares that he has a very valuable password. It’s time for voicemails. Have you ever heard of the trolley dilemma? We discuss who on the team we’d run over with a train. Tune in as the guys discuss all of these random topics + more! LA we’ll see you soon.

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It’s spoooooky season. Eddin goes all out with his costume (wait for YouTube reveal) where he taps into Rory’s childhood trauma. Meanwhile, Rory and Mal unintentionally dress in each other’s respective colors. Staying on scary news, Dwight Howard is wildin’. We break down this crazy story. Staying on celebrity relationships we discuss Britney Spears calling out Justin Timberlake for blackfishing. Who had the better black era, Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake? Speaking of posers, Michael Irvin’s son made it from gated community to the hood. Sidenote, Tyga is underrated and Pitbull loves climate change awareness. Then we discuss the list of places women said they can’t go on a first date and compare that to the list men created. It’s time for voicemails with a special call in from music legends from Houston and Massachusetts. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Tuesday everyone! Today we’re joined by one of our favorite comedians, DC Young Fly. We get right into comedy with Dave Chappelle’s recent headlines then give Shaun King praise for leading a ceasefire. Then we pivot into the success of Wild N Out and how competitive the show became. Eventually we trauma bond over Azealia Banks' comments and share embarrassing stories. DC then opens up about Rick Ross walking off his show. We briefly touch on Atlanta with the recent Lil Baby allegations and T.I. being selected as a fashion icon. Then we take a few voicemails where DC exposes the crew for their weaknesses. Tune in as the guys and DC Young Fly discuss all of this + more! Also, catch the premiere of DC’s show ‘Celebrity Squares’ next Tuesday at 8pm ET on VH1.

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DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris to the police. Staying on celebrity drama Britney Spears discloses she and Justin Timberlake had an abortion years ago. Are we getting too many memoirs? If you’re not ready for a memoir there’s always rehab. Jussie Smollett checks himself into a facility (cue Julian coke jokes) Have you ever faked an emergency to get out of a date? And how many mozzarella sticks could you eat in an hour? The guys have a $2,000 bet for Demaris. It’s time for voicemails (yes we do 2 today) where we discuss infidelity and a tumultuous relationship. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! We also answer a callback on Patreon.

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We’re back from the 6. For the first time we didn’t break up a relationship. Instead we witnessed a beautiful (ringless) proposal. We recap a wild week in Toronto where Julian and Eddin had many drunken nights. Rory took the crew to the Daniel Caesar show where we all sang to each other. Staying on music, Adonis drops his “My Man” freestyle. We react to that and the new snippets from Jada’s upcoming book. Meanwhile in the world of Youtube, Logan Paul and Dillon Danis have one of the worst televised boxing fights. SNL is back which leads to a discussion about Ice Spice’s stage presence. Finally, we responded to two voicemails today. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this +more!

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The boys are reporting live from the 6. We’re having a great time with our neighbors up North. This was recorded before our live show, but I’m here to tell you the show was the best experience of our lives. Drake did a little number and stole the show. Anyway, are there any men in Toronto? Speaking of slipping manhood we discuss the latest news from the Jada and Will saga. Rory has some strong words. We react to the BET Hip-Hop Award winners…mostly Caresha and is the cypher dead? Then we react to DJ Vlad’s comments on Drake and DJ Khaled. DJ Envy finally speaks after his scam gets exposed. We predict what will happen to him and The Breakfast Club. It’s time for voicemails where we discuss Michael Jackson and further a topic from a recent Patreon episode. Tune in as the boys discuss all of this + more!

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It’s been a weekend of podcast beef. First we get reviewed by Azealia Banks. Then it’s time to get into our thoughts on ‘For All The Dogs’. Rory and Mal disagree on the album. We go in depth on features, sequencing, comparing it to his discography, etc. Then it’s time to talk about Drake’s comments about the other pod, which leads to another interesting discussion. In more music news, Rory went to North Carolina over the weekend for Little Brother’s Block Party. Somehow Mal asks us about our thoughts on Candace Owens. It’s time for voicemails. We help give today’s caller career advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Friday to all the dogs. We’ve got limited tour tees available only at our upcoming shows! (Toronto, LA, London, NY) Now back to the 6 God. Drake bestows a timestamp on Charlotte, which sparks a conversation about ranking his timestamp songs. Julian goes full fandom (down to the outfit) and we continue to predict the sound of the album. We pivot to collabs and discuss the alleged shots J. Cole aims at YoungBoy on “The Secret Recipe”. Meek & Rick Ross reunite over “Shaq & Kobe”. Keefe D has officially been arrested for the murder of Tupac. We discuss the implications of this case and how Diddy’s legacy could drastically change. Speaking of legacy, an explicit tape of Sexxy Redd leaks on her IG Story. We discuss how this could be possible. We take a fun music voicemail comparing Britney Spears and Taylor Swift. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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It’s only Tuesday and Mal is already asking for more flowers. We start with music: Doja, Glorilla & Latto. In the spirit of music controversy we pivot to the leaked Kanye documentary. Is Cardi B a plant? Then we discuss the woman saving the economy and the NFL, Taylor Swift. This viral relationship turns into us talking about Demaris’s love life (cue argument) Would you willingly give your family money if you were a billionaire? We discuss the old clip of Jay-Z making its rounds online. Do you know the difference between what girl math and boy math? We break down the lack of logic. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re taking our TikTok and marketing very seriously. We re-propose some ideas from Tupac for the guys to recreate. Did you know 4 presidents have been assassinated? This leads to a discussion about how to make funeral culture better. If you could witness anytime in history where would you go? We get to voicemails where we give some proper dating advice. Then Mal shares a revelation we never saw coming about his dating life. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! 

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Everyone wish the moneybag maven Mal a happy birthday! (Check out YouTube for vegan cupcakes & champagne) Usher has been announced as the Superbowl Halftime Show. We speculate the tracklist. In more important football news Taylor Swift dominated Sunday. Naturally the guys compare Taylor to his previous girlfriend. Staying on relationship drama, Drake and Charlamagne exchange shots at each other. Then we react to Doja Cat’s new album, Scarlet. It’s time for voicemails. Finally we end with Oregon vs. Colorado. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back in the studio after a fun day at Yankee stadium where Rory claims Julian can’t hit a homerun (in right field) We made the jumbotron and Mal met a potential girl. Meanwhile, an $80m jet crashes in South Carolina and we put on our conspiracy hats. Mal demands more flowers because of another correct Kanye prediction. Adin Ross invited “Kim Jong Un” and Andrew Tate to a livestream. This leads to an argument about Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman. Staying in controversy, Russell Brand allegations are coming in hot. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Tuesday from Degrassi High. The crew was outside this weekend. Rory, Julian, and Eddin took some shrooms and went to Pangea at Elsewhere. This was a proper warmup to being outside on tour (tickets available now) The night before Demaris was throwing back a bottle of tequila. In the spirit of fun times with friends we transition to Kai Cenat and Offset’s 24 hour sleepover. Unfortunately, for Nicki Minaj’s husband the sleepover wasn’t at Offset’s house. Have you ever been slimed out? We react to Drake & SZA’s new single (third place isn’t bad). Then we discuss Puff’s new album. Are Rory and Puff saving R&B? Chris and Tinashe are having a moment. This leads to a conversation about abuse in the music industry. Meanwhile, Jonathan Majors is on a rebrand. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift awards. Demaris has a problem with K-Pop. Meanwhile, Mal takes aim at Billy Murray. We react to Drake & SZA’s teaser and reminisce on the glory days of Nickelodeon shows. Then we take an interesting and self aware voicemail. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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HAPPY 200th EPISODE EVERYONE!!! Thank you all for hanging with us on a weekly basis. We take time to celebrate with champagne & even a smoke machine (check YouTube). The guys exchange gifts then we get right to music. Bongos is finally here. Did Cardi and Meg outdo WAP? Then we discuss blackface shows in Poland, which sparks a debate between Mal and Julian. Gunna seems to be back and more popular than ever. Coming off music, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are getting heat after writing character statements for Danny Masterson. We return to music briefly to go over the BET Hip Hop Award nominations. Mal has an issue with the best lyricist nominees. This turns into an argument about the FIBA World Games and the NBA. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’ve got a rolling start today and Rory has the “dickens”. Speaking of dick(ins) Obama has some wild allegations making the rounds. We react to his sitdown with Tucker Carlson which leads into Dave Portnoy’s viral Boston review. ‘For All The Dogs’ has an official release date (woof woof) Mal expects something with this album. Speaking of expectations, will Cardi B & Meg deliver? This leads to a debate between Doja Cat vs. Cardi B & Meg. In real hip-hop beef Kendrick’s scrapped verse from “Element” leaks. Then Rory takes aim at Bruno Mars. It’s time for voicemails. We give paternity and modeling advice. The end of this episode might birth a new segment where we ramble and say wild things. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more. Did you get your tour tickets yet? It’s a great way to start your weekend.

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We’re officially the hardest working pod in the game. Rory got us working on Labor Day. The team takes aim at Julian after he hosted his first party (insert nasty pics/videos on YouTube). In other event news, Electric Zoo goers had a rough two days. Have you seen the documentary on BS High? We break down the insane narcissist behind the program and Rory makes note that he reminded him of someone specific. We go from one thief to another. We react to the viral video of the woman whose date stole shoes from her. This leads to Mal speculating that Julian is a serial killer. Mal adds that he feels bad for young men in the current dating scene. Doja Cat is back. Mal and Rory strongly disagree about her new single “Demons”. It’s time for voicemails. Finally, everyone go wish Spaghetti Eddie a happy birthday. Our kiwi turns 29 today!

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TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!! Get your tickets now to Toronto, Los Angeles, London, or New York. We begin with discussing the Chew Live Crew hitting the road. Rory makes fun of Julian for going to a “Raya” mixer. Speaking out being outside, bottle wars are back. Except people are dumping them in the club. Somehow this leads to a Meek Mill & Robert Kraft conversation. Staying on old white men Mitch McConnell is really going through it. Mal questions the love from a dog/cat. Love for animals is almost the same as love for an NPC. Is Pinkydoll a sex worker? Have you seen the Glizzy Gobbler? We go into a hilarious discussion where we find out everyone’s go-to meal to cook for a date. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! See you on the road soon.

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Today we’ve got a fun one. First, Rory meets another Yankee legend. Meanwhile, Mal doesn’t like nose kisses (or any affection). Speaking of unwanted affection, Rudy Giuliani is a creep. We finally got Trump’s mugshot and the memes didn’t disappoint. Trackstar Noah Lyles takes shots at the NBA which leads to a disagreement among the team vs. Mal. Staying on American greats, the Navy Seal who killed Osama Bin Laden gets arrested for disorderly conduct. Then Miguel gets suspended during a show. We celebrate the life of tv show legend Bob Barker and Rory asks a question to the team. We discuss the recent music releases Victoria Monet, Russ, and Nicki Minaj being a playable character on Call of Duty. For the rest of the episode we are joined by Giggs. We discuss the cultural similarities and differences of London/New York. We share a classic tour story from the strip club. Giggs shares his favorite up and coming artists and shares his reaction to hearing his name on Jay’s verse from “God Did”. We have a fun group of voicemails that leave Giggs astonished. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back from vacation! Well everyone (except Rory) had a vacation. Rory shares how he never made it to the Bahamas, as well as a series of unfortunate events. Meanwhile, Julian was being wholesome with his parents upstate and Eddin was DJing all over the city. Then Demaris, (who’s now sick) but was showing her cheeks in Mexico. However, she wasn’t the only one throwing it back…Tyler The Creator stunted on Sexyy Red. Is Drake releasing his album? (by the time this comes out we’ll know) but we speculate in the meantime. Speaking of music news, Big Billy McFarland is back releasing the first tickets to Fyre Fest II. We might have to do a team trip to the festival. Then we discuss tragic news of the sentencing of the Ohio girl that intentionally drove her car into a wall killing two people. *Trigger Warning* this leads to a conversation about suicidal thoughts. We end with voicemails and get a callback from Spiderman (Cosmo). Tune in as the team returns to the studio fresh off vacation and dives into the culture.

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Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;)

Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is on vacay so we brought you a super voicemail episode. Rory, Mal, and the gang discussed phobias, dealing with toxic friend groups, anger issues, and a lot more! Here's an extra filler liner discussing other topics Julian would put in the description. I hope everyone's having a great time. I'm sure Rory's burnt to crisp. Demaris already got her IG foot pics off. Pretty sure Julian hit only pars and bougies during his tee-time. Mal's probably just at home relaxing.

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This episode the gang had a lot to cover, and of course we had to jump it off with hate. Bobbi-gate is currently upon us, and Rory and Mal double down on her failing as an industry plant, and her addressing the rumors about a Drake romance. Speaking of romance (or lack thereof), the team gives their opinion on Keke Palmer starring in Usher’s new video, as well as how it will affect her coparenting relationship. Let us know in our comment sections your opinion on that situation. Rory is heartbroken because Nelly is accused of being a fraud by his former groupmate, and Mal is heartbroken that The Blind Side wasn't actually historically accurate. EST Gee’s team failed him and we let them know exactly how, answered some voicemails, + more!

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We’re back to celebrate 50 years of Hip-Hop and joined by our family, Reason. First, we let Reason respond to the TDE controversy over this past week. Then we discuss the 10 year anniversary of Kendrick’s “Control” verse and revisit the Reason/Logic beef. Meanwhile, Rory and Demaris were at the Hip-Hop 50 show at Yankee Stadium. Rory met his childhood hero, The Captain, Derek Jeter. Then we discuss Drake and Bobbi Althoff’s alleged falling out after unfollowing each other and pulling down YouTube content. Then we move into politics (kinda). Obama is getting outed by an ex-girlfriend. It’s time for voicemails. In the spirit of Reason rapping about his relationships we offer relationship advice to today's callers. Tune in as the guys and Reason discuss all of this + more!

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We get right into the Tory Lanez 10 year sentence. Wass it too much or not enough? Remember Lil Tay? Well there’s an active conspiracy going on between her, her family, and her brother. We discuss who on the team we would fake kill. Hip-Hop 50 is fully active in NY with 50 Cent’s show at the Barclays Center. J Cole popped out and made a bold claim that involved 50 Cent and Michael Jackson. This leads to a disagreement between the team. Also, Nas & Lil Wayne get inducted into Billboard’s Hip-Hop HOF. Rory and Julian give a synopsis on Johnny Football’s entertaining Untold Documentary. Then we discuss Kim & Kanye’s doc. Meanwhile, Trump stirs the pot on the YSL case. It’s time for voicemails. We find out who on the team is the dirty mack. Then we jump to Patreon to answer an exciting callback (available Monday). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re here to end the race war. Rory has a gift for Mal. We do a brief weekend recap then get right into the fights over the weekend. First we start with the Montgomery brawl. A beautiful display of unity. We break down the game film. Then we discuss the baseball fight and finally the only real fight, Jake Paul vs. Nate Diaz. Meanwhile in NY Kai Cenat incited a riot. Not every altercation over the weekend was physical…Jamie Foxx caught a stray from Jennifer Aniston. It’s time for voicemails. Today we start with some music advice. Then some relationship advice where we end up talking about Eminem and jacuzzis. We wrap with a “is this hip-hop?” question about cats. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, predict Tory’s sentencing, + more!

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Rory’s first episode of Zaddie’s or Dad Bod Pod (Working Title) is available now to all tiers on Patreon. This pod welcomes other dads into the studio to share their fatherhood journey. Moving forward it’ll be on the $20 tier.

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Well it wouldn’t be us if we didn’t disagree. It’s Mal & Lizzo vs. The Room. Was she out of line with her dancers? Is she a bully? We then pay respects to the tragic news regarding Angus Cloud. Travis Scott is projected for a big first week, but is also getting accused of lifting this album from Kanye. We stay on music but celebrate some legends with the latest issue of Men’s Health. Do you think your favorite rappers took steroids? We ask a personal question regarding balls. Speaking of personal decisions, Ja Morant has some new tattoos. Then we discuss a hilarious 100m dash and speak on the future of the Olympics (combination). Did the crew member violate Beyonce? Artists can’t sell tickets and it’s their booking agency's fault. Is it hiphop for rappers to dance? It’s time for voicemails. Can you go through your girl's phone? Then we discuss some baby momma drama and a situationship. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Get that monkey off your back. We start with a weekend recap which involved Rory’s seemingly racist half-year birthday party for Amara, Eddin & Demaris at Beyonce, Mal’s new haircut, and Julian getting drinks with his political brother. Then we talk about the boxing fight and why Mal is upset with Eminem’s involvement. Utopia dropped and Rory is ready to make a bold claim. The beef is seemingly on again between Drake and Pusha/Pharrell. Meanwhile Cardi B is beefing with her DJ and the fans after throwing two microphones over the weekend. We briefly discuss Offset and Quavo’s upcoming solo albums. Did you see the guy that bought a life-like dog suit? Well we had plenty to say about that. Naturally this leads to an argument. It’s time for a wide range of voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Go watch the first episode of ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ live music series on YouTube! Has anyone seen Barbie? We discuss the big blockbuster week of Barbie/Oppenheimer. Somehow Rory brings up Harry Potter and becomes a sicko real quick. This leads to a brief history lesson on symbol culture. Can agency models become IG models and vice versa? We get into an argument over model culture after bringing up Rubi Rose. Well we finally officially know something everyone already knew…aliens exist. Here comes a string of conspiracy takes led by Rory until he says a crazy pause. How long will Ice Spice last? Then we discuss drugs and Mal makes fun of Julian for beating an addiction. We briefly talk about Obama’s chef passing and give an update on the woman from Alabama that lied. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back after a busy weekend. Rory and Julian both hit shows. Rory went to Wale then Nas, while Julian went to Drake. Drake’s interview with Bobbi dropped and he took aim at Elliott Wilson about his recent comments. Is there ageism in hip-hop journalism? Staying on beef, A$AP Rocky seemingly took a shot at Travis Scott during his Rolling Loud set. Meanwhile, Travis dropped a very safe record for a single leading up to ‘Utopia’. An artist that’s not taking the safe route is Doja Cat. She has no love for her fans…and neither do we. In more music releases Nas released another album with Hit-Boy and Kodak did a questionable song with 6ix9ine. Then we break down the Twitter rebrand. We have a mixed bag of voicemails today that end on a high. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Today we’re joined by the beautiful Weezy co-host of one of our favorite podcasts, Whoreible Decisions. We start with some personal gripes. Then we talk about Rory and Weezy’s recent collaboration…DJ Drama’s ‘Gangsta Grillz’ podcast. This leads to conversation about the current podcast climate. Weezy shares a story of how she stole from Jay-Z and Beyonce. It’s time to talk about dating. Everyone shares their dating preferences and what they’re most interested in. Spoiler: Weezy absolutely loves c*m. We shared our thoughts on Andrew Tate and the hoax missing girl in Alabama. Somehow this led back to a conversation about dating within your tax bracket. We get into voicemails with compelling relationship advice from our guest expert. Tune in as the guys and Weezy discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back with a busy week in the “culture.” Before we get into that Mal shares us a funny story about his mom getting denied entry into Canada. Speaking of Canada, Drake invited J Cole to perform with him in lieu of 21 Savage. We then share our own trouble with the law. Rory gets profiled, while Mal throws a friend under the bus. Over the weekend Rory found himself getting pulled into a beef with a tweet from Noname. Drake is making NY his home for the next week and naturally we’ve uncovered a conspiracy. Did Drake release his book to undercut Jay-Z’s ‘Book of Hov’? (they share the same cover/color) Has dry humor run its course? Sexyy Red makes a school appearance, which leads to a story from Julian that features a random artist. PinkyDoll has taken over the internet…is this content a mental illness? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as an odd missing woman story, the black/white dress attempted murder, voicemails + more!

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The simulation keeps simulating. The newest app ‘Threads’ is up and running, thus fueling the Zuck vs. Elon conflict. We share our thoughts on the mess that is social media. In an attempt to cleanse the timeline Tucker Carlson flew to Romania to sit down with Andrew Tate. Opposite of that masculine energy is a wholesome story from Texas of a young kid getting bullied. Quickly the wholesomeness was stripped from this story (this convo derails so fast) Mal ends this segment with a very interesting message to the kid. Perhaps we can all just find love in the club. Drake and Jermaine Dupri are working on a Magic City documentary, while some troubling Meek news breaks while we’re recording. This leads to a conversation about Tory. Should we count AI songs for Grammy consideration? Somehow this becomes a critique on Michael Jackson and about how he stole music files. Then we helped answer a question for Eddin’s friend, which counted as the first voicemail. We have a relationship call to start then end with a call about witchcraft and underwear water. We also answer our first follow up call which will be available exclusively on Patreon. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Even though we’ve been away for a while we’re still very much online. We start with a disgruntled reddit thread about Julian and recap what we did with our week off. Mal gives everyone presents from Montreal and then shares an odd dream he had. Let’s talk about all the relationship trauma over the week. We go from Keke Palmer at Usher’s show, Jonah Hill’s demands, and an update on Adam22. This leads to a discussion on dating etiquette. On to music, Travis Scott’s ‘Utopia’ has a release date. We also discuss Lil Uzi’s album. This leads into another B-Dot list about rappers where we give some pushback. The song of the summer title remains up for grabs. It’s time for voicemails. We start with a classic breakfast food question directed at Eddin. The following two calls are relationship/is this hip-hop? NBA Summer League is on and Victor gets a rude welcome into the league by making headlines off the court. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be answered on Patreon. So if you’d like to hear more details, join our Patreon! Now, how do we define a fat a**? Naturally we transition to dating apps where Julian and Demaris guide the guys through their preferences while Rory reminisces. Then we open the discussion to visiting other parts of the US and the new laws that’ll change the cities. Where would you move and what’s the most dangerous city in the country? We explain to Rory & Mal the “Grimace challenge” on TikTok (maybe we’ll do it) and share Mal’s old planking pics. We continue to share stories of getting robbed (RIP Rory’s SouthPole jacket) and how being horny can really put you in some compromising situations. We press Mal about some horrible Bronx fashion trends. Rory asks a wild question about Mal. It’s time for voicemails! We start with back-to-back “is this hip-hop?” questions. The first regarding shower etiquette and the second about getting dressed. The last call is our first time encouraging a couple to get back together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while Mal heads to Canada to hit Drake’s estate. Naturally, since it’s ‘Merica Day we talk about bald eagles, bud light and fireworks. Well the time has already come. The ‘Idol’ is being canceled. Does this hurt The Weeknd? Meanwhile, real actors are going on strike to join the ongoing writers holdout. Then we owe Jonathan Majors an apology. Drake releases an IG caption book that Demaris plans on using. When’s the last time you got butterflies? And is Drake pushing his album because of Lil Uzi? It’s time for voicemails! Today we give great friend advice and also have a historic moment…our first “dump him”. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Mal is skeptical…which isn’t new, but this time it’s about nature docs. We revisit the imploded submarine and give our predictions of what the afterlife looks like. Over the weekend Rory, Julian and Yomi went to Larry June’s show. Staying on music, the BET Awards were over the weekend. We ran through the top moments Busta Rhymes, JT vs. Uzi / Ice Spice, Offset & Quavo reunite, Chief Keef. Then we breakdown Offset’s relationship trouble with Cardi B. Somehow this leads to Mal thinking Julian would storm the Capitol. We review Young Thug’s underwhelming album. It’s time for voicemails! Today we have step-parent advice and relationship advice (dump her). Go check out Rory/Demaris’s episode from ‘Whoreible Decisions’ and get our merch before it all sells out. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a critique of one of the passenger’s stepsons who chose to attend a concert and message an Only Fans model. Mal defends his disdain towards stepchildren. Cardi B provided her point of view which led to a conversation about her and Tasha K. Meanwhile in Paris, Pharrell hosted his first Louis Vuitton fashion show. All the stars were out and hip-hop beef made its way to the runway. Pusha T finally responds to Jim Jones on a previewed song during the show. While old head beef continues XXL ushers this year’s freshmen class. This leads to a conversation about Ice Spice, Kim Kardashian, and Kanye. YK Osiris is back with a nasty PR move. We recall some of our favorite ridiculous moments in hip-hop PR history. Young Thug is making his return and we give our predictions and Julian calls Gunna’s first week sales. Nicki is back to beefing, but this time with Saweetie. Now it’s time to get into voicemails which continues to be a relationship segment, but this time we add a “is this hip-hop” question. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfathers. Demaris doubled back on Pergola, while Julian pulled up on Eddin’s DJ set. In bigger news over the weekend J. Cole is part owner of the Charlotte Hornets. Quavo and Offset are seen publicly together for the first time since the split. We give an update on the shows we are currently watching, The Idol and Black Mirror (spoilers). Meanwhile, Gunna officially comes back into the music scene with his first album post RICO. Listen for our review of the album and our theories behind why Young Thug is releasing this weekend. Did Killer Mike release the album of the year? We discuss Doja’s single and the potential her new sound will lead her. It’s time for voicemails! We return with Ja Morant’s suspension.

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Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat is back with the first single off her upcoming album. Is she dissing Nicki? And will she go #1 on Billboard? That being said, hip-hop doesn’t have a #1 this year. We discuss why that might be the case. We stay on music and discuss Made in America’s female-dominant lineup and a couple other festivals. Then we get to the biggest controversy in music this week, YK Osiris. Naturally we brought up Meek’s tweets about the situation. Today’s voicemails were concerning to say the least. First, we have a Freaknik call followed by a (not hip-hop) boys trip to Miami. Finally we end the NBA season on a correct sports take. Mal and Julian said the Nuggets would win in 5. This led to an interesting discussion about Jokic. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored relationship with YesJulz. We stay on social media relationships and talk about Shaq shooting his shot at a viral Home Depot employee (insert Rory reminding us he’s eskimo bros with Shaq). Lastly on internet love, we give an update on Zion. Meanwhile in real life, Floyd Mayweather is now feuding with the notorious mafia Gotti family. Is this all staged? What wasn’t staged was Conor McGregor knocking out the Miami Heat mascot. Would you drink your girls pee? Lil Durk’s removed verse takes an interesting turn. Unfortunately, Drake’s name gets into another incident following DJ Drama getting robbed in Toronto. It’s time for voicemails. Somehow this becomes a discussion of how little Rory is attracted to white women and why Mal thinks it’s appropriate to drop moneybags on girls' IGs even if he’s in a relationship. The insecurity conversation is prime Mal. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we done for? Do we want to connect with people or pretend to? Zion might as well have been breathing NYC air based on his baby momma drama. Let’s talk music…in the middle of this recording Drake released a new feature. Is it too early for the song of the summer? And find out why Rory hopes nobody in R&B releases new music. And yes, we (Mal) address Azealia Banks recent comments. It’s time for voicemails. Listen to us give more amazing relationship advice along with family help. In sports news we cover Travis Rudolph, the NBA Finals, the hoax pulled by the PGA. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated to the Act Bad Summer (check twitter to watch him dance on beat) We debate whether or not sign language at festivals is legit. DJ Drama decided to “make peace” with Meek during his set, while at Summer Jam, Cardi threw some shade at Ice Spice during her performance. Did Meg invent woman empowerment? and is Da Baby still canceled? Rory addresses some childhood trauma. Then Demaris asks a very odd question to the group which involves pleasure and food. Once again, Mal was right about Kanye/Adidas and Biden falls (again). Rory goes down a history conspiracy tangent, which leads us to the recently sold Epstein’s island (insert bleeps). Speaking of extreme wealth, Drake’s card gets declined on a live stream. This leads to a discussion about the dangers of gambling. Then we answer a few phone calls and play our first follow up voicemail. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demaris return after Rory’s album release party. We go over Rory’s press run and Amara’s (Rory’s Daughter) first flight experience. Julian “acted bad” at the release party while Demaris was hours late. RIP to Tina Turner, but Rory (probably) felt a way based on the charts. Then Rory shares his trip to Seattle and taking his daughter to her first baseball game and aquarium. Speaking of under the sea, Mal was planning on seeing the Little Mermaid alone. Meanwhile in hip-hop the beef is back between DJ Drama and Meek / Drake and Kendrick. Then we discuss an odd dating preference from Rubi Rose. It’s time for voicemails. Today’s focus is on relationships/sex (our specialty). Finally, we discuss sports Shannon Sharpe leaving FS1, LeBron contemplating retirement, and NBA Finals prediction. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father to a beautiful baby daughter. The bare minimum team continues to grow. Somehow we bring Spreadie Gibbs into this conversation. Rory shares his new perspective on life and how being a girl dad has changed him. We all reflect on moments from our childhood. From celebrating new life to birthing an album. Everyone go stream/download Rory’s debut album ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’. Rory can freely speak with us in the last press run conversation he’ll have in the coming weeks. Rory shares his perspective on creating the album and even invites an album critic on to the pod. We end today with another great slate of voicemails. Today’s theme is relationship advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above, as well as offer some of the realest advice to today’s three lucky callers!

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***IMPORTANT NOTICE***

We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't mention his daughter. We did however talk about Fatherhood Rory on this week's Patreon (available now) This Friday is when we'll discuss Rory's daughter and his album! 

Today we start with a classic controversial Mal take which leads to us discussing generational differences and how our childhoods are drastically different from the kids today. Should we bring back bullying? We age out of grade school and share stories from middle and high school. Mal reflects on a guy with a nub leg that ended up being a legend. Meanwhile, Rory, aka Snow Cone, shares a gang story. Then Rory and Julian offer some insight on Greek Life. Is puberty only respected from the women’s side? The guys discuss how difficult it is to be bricked up all day with no out. Should men be allowed to become a gynecologist? This question splits the room and causes a heated debate to close out the episode. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as TI's character in ATL, parents on Only Fans, + more!

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Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Rory's album that officially drops next week! This episode the crew talks about Jay-Z wanting to open a whole casino in the middle of Times Sq, and why Rick Ross doesn't care about permits for his future car show. Then we get into Charlamagne finally paying his d*ck debt after Adidas and Kanye start business back together. Meanwhile, J Prince meets up with NBA Young Boy while also giving him a fair warning about Drake. Timbaland is making a new program that features and highlights the use of A.I bringing back the voices of your favorite artists that have passed. As always we go through your voicemails & Mal goes through Ray Allen's starting five and unpacks the fact that he set Lebron as his sixth man. We also got a NEW SHOW on Patreon called "RAM RADIO", so don't forget to check that out over at Patreon.com/NEWRORYNMAL.

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We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his best to ruin his career. We react to his second suspension. Meanwhile, Lil Durk is doing his best to escape a lifestyle that Ja seems to be running towards. J Cole has a line that sparks a conversation about rappers that passed. We then discuss the difficulty of bringing people up with you. Speaking of uplifting people, Lil Wayne left a show because of how people were treating his new artists. In good news, Jamie Foxx is in good health despite what many outlets were publishing. We’re back with our second installment of voicemails and these are some good ones. Tune in to hear our advice, as well as discussions on the Knicks season, our Finals predictions, Brittney Griner’s return, + more!

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Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s recent tweets and give props to the Knicks for fighting for another game. Stay till the end as we introduce our new VOICEMAIL segment. If you’d like to have your question answered on air and hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to Patreon!

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We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise him for his birthday. Admittedly this was a big weekend for the team. Not only did we get a new studio, but Demaris is now Cardi B’s family. We react to the clip from Cardi’s IG Live of her shouting out Demaris for support. Cardi also has some words directed at Mal. The beef continues (pause) but with the whites. MGK responds to Jack Harlow and Rory is forced to choose a side. Chris Brown and Usher allegedly had an altercation over the weekend in Vegas, while Diddy and Jermaine Dupree may have agreed to terms for a Verzuz. We discuss A.I. technology and how much we would hate the A.I. versions of ourselves. Spreadie Gibbs was the best thing trending over the weekend. We react to that interesting situation. We end with music and discuss Ed’s big win for the whites, Armani White’s album, and Conway’s album. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as the NBA playoffs. Are the Knicks a lost cause? And will Anthony Davis stay healthy?

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First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the son of Jake, a happy May the 4th be with you/birthday. NY had a big week with the Met Gala so we took it upon ourselves to review the cat-themed fits. Somehow this turned into us reminiscing on our favorite old cartoons. We come back to current events and discuss the writer's strike, Roy Woods Jr. White House Correspondent speech and Ed Sheeran’s bold move if he doesn’t win. Staying on lawsuits, Frank Ocean is not happy with one fan in particular. Meanwhile, Brent Faiyaz inks a big pay day. Demaris claims Ice Spice has no talent which leads to a debate. What is an instant classic? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, J Cole’s Finsta?, Billy McFarland vs. Ja Rule boxing match, Smokey Robinson and Diana Ross, and an update on the NBA Playoffs + more!

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It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. Rory doesn’t know it yet, but we have a surprise party planned for him (it’s okay, he doesn’t read the descriptions). Anyway, Mal was bumping knees court-side with Jack Harlow at the Knicks game. Sadly, only Jack was fortunate enough to have Kyle Lowry jump on his lap. Let’s stay on Jack (pause) we give our review of his album and then discuss him self-proclaiming as the “hardest whiteboy in rap.” Mal reverts back to last week’s episode and calls Rory out for his Doja/J Cole take. In other music news, Ed Sheeran is facing a lawsuit against Marvin Gaye’s estate. Meanwhile false rumors about Coi Leray and Latto surface over the weekend from the Something in The Water Festival. This leads to a heated discussion about Cardi B and her Grammy win / her career as an artist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, DaBaby remaining canceled, the NBA Playoffs (we rank our top 5) + more!

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Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on music, we speculate why Jack Harlow is deciding to put an album out now with no promo. This leads to a deeper discussion about Doja Cat’s speculative rap album. While they figure out how to shape their careers, Kendrick is in full stride after grossing the highest rap tour. Then we put our conspiracy cap on after Tucker Carlson’s response video. Is he still working with Fox? In sad news we lost a daytime tv legend, Jerry Springer. We reminisce on some of the craziest moments in his show’s history. Like setting up the KKK to get in a fight. Speaking of a set up, Vlad has a new show with Compton Cops and Rory offers an interesting take. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, Emmett Till’s accuser finally taking a dirt nap, the Knicks advancing to the second round, + more!

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Well it’s the beginning of the week, and this podcast is now your only source for accurate news after both Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson have been fired. Over the weekend Demaris had a non-vip concert experience with a bumpy bathroom experience. Speaking of bumps, we react to Usher saying he’d do a Super Bowl Halftime show. Weekend 2 at Coachella has finally come to a close (sans Frank) and Latto used her performance to address some beef. Staying on beef, Jim Jones continues to pester Pusha T in a recent interview which prompts a subtle response from Pusha. We continue to reminisce about past beef which moves Rory (pause). Julian drops another random celebrity interaction, while 11-year-old Rory annoyed Benzino at a Miami Heat game. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as the Knicks moving one game closer to the second round, Tank vs. Ryan Garcia, + more!

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Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We find out how Mal would fare as a step-dad (it’s not good). We’re back to giving Frank Ocean his flowers as the new CEO of the Bare Minumum Boys Club (BMF). While Frank was disappointing his fans, Chance The Rapper was upsetting his household. Did he have a hall pass in Jamaica for Carnival? Mal reacts to Lil Uzi’s alter ego, Leslie (that’s not hip-hop). Meanwhile, we continue to see Jonathan Majors' career spiral towards Tubi. Mal introduces an interesting conspiracy regarding the Ralph Yarl shooting and Shaun King’s involvement. Rory warns of a satellite crashing into Earth (if you’re reading this congrats you dodged the debris). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Bud Light's revenue loss (cue Rory and Julian’s redneck voices), a deep analysis of an odd dream Demaris had, why we should encourage the death penalty, + more!

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We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll last. This past Sunday, Rory, Mal, and Julian went to the Apollo to see Lil Wayne. Rather quickly we learned that Mal really isn’t a Wayne fan (argument ensues). In other disappointing concert news, Frank Ocean left everyone at Coachella upset after many technical problems and turning his set into karaoke. Speaking of karaoke, is it hip-hop for Usher to give 21 Savage a mic to sing? Even worse, is it hip-hop for Rory to DM Drake laughing emojis and never get a response? Friendships tend to come to a close which is also the case for Ja Rule and Billy McFarland. Did you hear about the woman that claimed to have hooked up with 6 guys a day for a week? This leads into a conversation about the double standard between men and women and of course high school bleachers get involved. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, $200k in dimes getting stolen, Netflix’s ‘Beef’, Knicks/Lakers playoff wins, + more!

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Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now let’s talk about Coachella. Who keeps booking A$AP Rocky as a headliner? Let’s stay on music and discuss the new albums from Daniel Caesar & Rae Sremmurd. Is Daniel Caesar still canceled and why’d he call out Rory like that? and the Dalai Lama still on the loose? Speaking of tongue sucking, Nick Cannon says he should have his next child with Taylor Swift. Since the simulation seems to be simulating let’s talk about how men are getting fake abs (even some of your favorite artists). Meanwhile, Woah Vicky calls out Lil Nas X for faking his sexuality (the irony). *Trigger Warning* we discuss how a man was moved to commit suicide after chatting with an AI bot. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, the downfall of CNN+, Justin Timberlake making black people music again, new shows to watch, + more!

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The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record straight we get to the funnies. Religion has perfected the tax write off and pedo behavior. Do you, or have you, ever kissed your parents on the mouth? Speaking of predatory spaces, Hulu is making a Freaknik doc and aunties across the country are getting ahead of the footage. We then review Drake’s new track and offer reasoning on why this song isn’t it. The music conversation continues with an interesting discussion around 6lack and Chloe’s low first week numbers. Finally, we end with sports. Telfon Donnie was at UFC 287, which had Mal fired up, while the Knicks playoff run begins next week. Tune in as the BMB’s manage to discuss all of this + more without mic stands!

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Don’t act like you didn’t listen to Linkin Park. Let’s jump right into music and start with Summer Jam. We discuss the lineup and the danger of the new location. This conversation leads to a deeper analysis of female rappers and what type of artists get pushed. Then we discuss the double-standard surrounding being bi-curious. In political news, Mal’s favorite Big T has officially been indicted. Will he remain ten toes? Or will he snitch? Insert our response to another reddit thread. Eventually, we return to the ongoing LSU saga. Would you go to the white house? Tune in as the guys discuss this, as well as why Eddin eats Shake Shack at the airport, Rory getting gray hair, another Mal c*vid theory + more!

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Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile, Eddin reunited with Whoreible Decisions and shared Demaris’s rose party, while Julian went to another Knicks game. Needless to say, none of us were at Dreamville. In Raleigh, Drake gave J Cole his flowers and dedicated a song to him so we ask which song the guys would sing for each other. If they’re not up to sing they could always use AI. Did you watch the Women’s National Championship game? Such as most conversations go, this great basketball was overshadowed by a media blitz of racial double standards. Rory brings up an interesting angle that points the finger back at the media as the culprit. Is it tricking if you pay for someone’s divorce? And should it be socially acceptable to micro-dose crack? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Friday! Do you have a Jazz crew? Julian went to the Blue Note, which led to more jokes from everyone. We stay on music and discuss DJ Drama’s album release. Then Mal shares how he saw Lil Nas X gliding at the airport. Unfortunately, but to no surprise, there has been another mass shooting (129th of the year). The team offers their opinions on this ongoing issue. We transition back to the funnies with Rory’s wild April Fool’s story. Rory continues to share the moment he knew it was time to stop playing basketball. We have a Jonathan Majors update (hint: those texts didn’t help) We end today’s episode with an interesting music conversation that involves LL Cool J, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, and Fab. Tune in as the guys discuss all the above + more!

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Happy Ramadan to all who celebrate! Today we celebrate Baby D’s birthday by making fun of her. While she was away the rest of the team went go-karting with Larry June and Alchemist (YouTube Vlog coming soon) TikTok has taken over social media and now our courthouses. We discuss the ongoing congressional hearing, which sparks an informative discussion. Speaking of viral artists, Beyonce and Adidas are parting ways. Mal shares a difference of opinion on why that deal didn’t work. This leads into comparing the Bey Hive vs. The Barbs, which ultimately turns into a commentary on fan cult culture. Have you watched Swarm? Demaris seems like she has cult-fan tendencies (you decide). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as 6ix9ine’s internet return and Jonathan Majors recent controversy where Mal goes on an interesting tangent that leaves Rory sitting in silence.

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Happy Friday everyone, today we’re checking in with the team. It’s time to heal. We’ve had a lot of episodes without guests lately (you’re welcome) Everyone shares personal stories of how their relationships/friendships have evolved over the years, as well as how we’ve grown. Anyway, we’re off that deep shit. The second half of this episode we lighten the mood. Julian asks the rest of the team hip-hop trivia. Rory is on a mission to redeem himself after taking an L on this week’s Patreon trivia (subscribe now). We cover questions ranging from Eminem, Tupac, Biggie, Kanye, etc. Please pay attention to Rory’s competitiveness throughout this segment. Trivia ends on a string of Hov questions that leaves Rory and Mal in a battle for the W. Finally, we end with everyone naming the album that had the biggest impact on them. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little Brother show where we all shared our last “fan moment” at a show. Then begins the No Jumper reaction where the guys reminisce in their past experiences. How many times a night do you have s*x? No chance you’re putting up Larsa Pippen numbers. This horny conversation led to Chloe Bailey and eventually Ben Kingsley as Ghandi (google it). Staying in messy relationships, Andrew Wiggins has a decision to make and none of us suggest Mal’s advice. Tune in as we discuss all of this as well as, women with body hair, interesting kinks, and more!

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Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits). We had a mostly family outing to the Emotional Oranges show (Rory, Julian, Demaris, Eddin, Yomi). From here somehow we discuss which of us would survive being stranded. Who would you eat first? Anyway, Nicki agrees that Ice Spice is the new princess of rap. Staying on music (kinda) we discuss Diplo’s latest interview. Speaking of sus, Jussie and his meatball sandwich are back. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more on this holiday special!

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Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends in a shootout. Have you ever lost your phone? or worse, has your significant other gotten into your iCloud? In other news, Rory and Eddin’s DNA is at risk while Mal and Julian refuse to spit in a cup. Speaking of DNA, wooly mammoths are set to make a return. Somehow this leads to a conversation about drugs and classic MTV shows. We reminisce on Punk’d, Room Raiders, and NEXT. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

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Happy Friday everyone “lemme whisper in ya ear”. Rory and Baisley make their return from LA (Bais is still high). Rory spent his time climbing the ranks on the industry list. Unfortunately, this trip put Rory in the middle of producer beef. Meanwhile, Julian saw the Knicks win streak come to an end and Demaris / Yomi had a wild night at SZA. Anyway, what are your thoughts on Ice Spice and North West hanging out? Somehow these leads to Catch a Predator and where Mal has very choice words. Do you believe this Benito (Bad Bunny) and Kendall Jenner relationship? Or how about Tyga and Avril Lavigne? Or perhaps her conspiracy (it’s Melissa) Staying on musicians, Logic is back with an interesting cover, which leads to a Patreon conversation. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Metro selling a part of his catalog (Rory has an interesting take), Pau Gasol’s jersey retirement, + more!

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We’re back from WTF Studios. Demaris is “beat to the gods” as she prepares to take no accountability at SZA’s show. Meanwhile, Rory was showing off his new tattoo. Julian spent another weekend with “the cast” at the SNL after party. This leads to an engaging conversation regarding Chris Rock’s response. Throughout this conversation we’re joined by Smino. Smino shares his thoughts on his fashion and his album/current tour. He also discusses Lil Wayne’s reaction to his ranking on the all-time list, as well as how “90 Proof” with J Cole came together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. Check out the guys guest feature also available today on Chris Distefano’s podcast ‘Chrissy Chaos’

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Happy Friday…remember pimp my ride? BLM is officially over, but not before we wish Julian’s dad a happy 72nd bday! St. Patrick’s Day is next, which means it’s time to celebrate the white man, Rory. Today we start with music…more importantly Dreamvillefest. Ultimately, as most music conversations do, this becomes a Drake discussion. Will Drake retire and who is the next superstar? Somehow this leads to a discussion about Angelina Jolie’s attempt to hire a hitman. *trigger warning* Is Michael B. Jordan corny? Is Pete Davidson dating Ice Spice? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. We’re releasing a full patreon today which is absurd in many ways. Subscribe now!

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Today we are joined by legendary songwriter/producer Bryan Michael Cox and co-founder of LVRN, Justice. We immediately jump into music and discuss top catalogs and Bryan’s early days working with a young Beyonce. We then divulge into her personal life and discuss how her high school boyfriend has possibly the biggest of all time. Then we discuss how Bryan Michael Cox’s relationship with LVRN eventually led to him recently taking the role as head of A&R. This leads to a conversation about the landscape of R&B and the history of the remix and Usher’s Confessions. Then we put our guests through rapid fire questions where we pin artists they’ve worked with against each other. Then Justice shares his gripes with Puff, which leads to how everyone shouldn’t have an opinion. We divert from music for a minute to discuss conspiracies. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + far more in this music heavy episode!

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The Big D is back with his new rollout! The guys share their thoughts on Trump’s nuclear take, while Rory continues to prove he can rap. We stay in nuclear politics with Kim Jung Un’s sister, Hilary blowing a 3-1 lead, Pearl Harbor (including the movie), and more unidentified “floating” objects. Too much politics talk…let’s get back to music. Rory calls Daniel from DVSN after he set twitter “ablaze” after stealing a fan from her man during his NY show (R&B is back) Meanwhile, rap continues to go through it. YSL Woody’s confession tape is released which leaves Rory and Mal in disagreement. Finally, we recap NBA All Star weekend and praise our new white savior Mac McClung after he salvaged the dunk contest. Thus ending February with Rory and his people back on top. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory shares his racist family map, while Mal is related to English royalty somehow. Then we discuss how different reactions are to violent tragedies from the past. This leads to a prison TikTok conversation and somehow ends with Beyonce. Should we get into our conspiracy bag? Why not. We discuss alien technology, historical events, Mars, transgender ET, and zombies. Speaking of Zombies, ‘I Am Legend 2’ is in the works. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more 

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Happy Friday! We’re back after a semigroup Valentine’s Day. Rory, Julian, and Demaris were at Joyce Wrice while Eddin went on 15 dates. Mal, who planned on coming to the show, missed it over a luggage issue. After the show Julian and Demaris pulled up on Armani White for some intense Uno. Do we owe Mal an apology? Perhaps partially. We provide more data about Bruno Mars and get from Rihanna herself how important Kanye is in her art. Speaking of silencing people, Andrew Tate has Mal fired up, which leads to an interesting discussion on cult culture. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, Pharrell’s new position at Louis V, the tequila era, Elon Musk, NBA All-Star predictions, + more!

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Happy Valentine’s Day! We hope you’re lonely like all of us. We start today with Mal reading our auras and then immediately got into our Super Bowl Sunday’s. Rory cooked for Julian and company. The mac & cheese was better than expected. After a lot of shots we ended up at a strip club. On a more tame night, Mal laid low while Demaris went home. We brought our disagreement from the group chat to the mic and discussed Rihanna’s performance, which was very Kanye inspired. This led to a heated debate about Chris Brown vs. Bruno Mars. After settling down we make our predictions on next year’s halftime performer. Have you seen these red boots? (outside of today’s artwork) Rory gets into his conspiracy bag about the Chinese balloons. Finally, we discuss our Valentine’s Day plans. It seems like we’ll all be together, except for Eddin who’s speed dating. Also, we’re releasing a Patreon today which features a very interesting and odd conversation with a therapist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

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We’re back and with high level political ties. Rory and Mal roast Julian for his recent dinner with former President Bill Clinton. We go right into music and discuss our predictions for the main event this Sunday, Rihanna’s return. To no surprise, Mal has a controversial take. Then we do a deep dive on the latest list making its rounds: Billboard's Top 50 Rappers. Staying in music, we offer our thoughts on Quality Control’s recent sale and Drake being mentioned in XXX’s ongoing trial. Rory teases his critique of Yachty’s album (full on Patreon). Finally we get to the biggest news of the week… LeBron becoming the all-time leading scorer. This conversation leads to a Same Night/Same City and other memorable sports highlights. Tune in as the full team discusses all of this + more! P.S. Our Patreon this week has a bunch of wild takes. Subscribe to check them out.

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Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mark Normand. Mark takes us through his youth in New Orleans and his early days living in NY which include getting robbed, bombing shows for years, and comedians feuding. Mark shares how he got sick from eating a$$ and went on to tape a Comedy Central Special. Mal introduces Mark to Same Night / Same City (Trump is involved). Then the guys discuss how cancel culture is being manipulated which leads to conspiracy pod including Cosby, the Chinese Balloon, Sam Smith’s satanic Grammy performance, and the NFL scripts. Tune in as the guys and Mark discuss all of the above and drug use, childhood trauma, religious rituals, Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend + more…COMEDY!

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It’s our first episode of Black History Month so naturally we told Rory to sit this one out. He’s on desk duty. We begin with Eddin at the Apollo and Rory/Julian seeing Louis CK sell out all 18,000 seats at MSG (Cosby is next), who’s also the subject of today’s Same Night / Same City. What would you do to see your favorite performers? Well Amber Rose has a solution. Meanwhile, Latto is selling used underwear. Mal shares a confession and Julian shares another bad “break up” story. Speaking of better endings, the guys discuss which artist they wish had a different career trajectory. Then we review the new Lil Yachty album and breakdown Smokey Robinson’s track list for ‘Gasm’. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, why Demaris is going to have a shooter for a son and why Mal’s uncle stopped robbing people + more!

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The the…the Cannon. On today’s episode we’re joined by one of the most iconic producers/music executives in the industry, Don Cannon. If you’re not familiar with DJ Cannon he helped create the sound of the mixtape era. Currently, he is the CEO of the extremely successful Generation Now and co-founder of the TmrO app. First, Cannon takes us through his early years in the studio from bumping into Kanye and playing basketball with Kobe. Eventually Cannon met DJ Drama and that’s where the mixtapes began. Cannon shares stories from the ‘Trap or Die’ sessions and eventually shares how his resurgence has led to labels requesting “Uzi type beats” or another “First Class”. The guys then all share a moment of how different the next generation of artists are than the previous ones, which leads to why Cannon chose not to go to the Gucci and Jeezy Versus. The discussion returns to today with the controversial rating from Pitchfork on Ice Spice’s EP. The debating with Dom continues as the guys run through recent comments by 50 Cent, Ludacris, the undervaluing of Dr Dre’s catalog, favorite lyrics/beat. Finally, like all good debates including Don and Mal we land on Michael vs. LeBron. The guys share their personal NBA top 5, as well as, their rapper top 5. Tune in as the guys and DJ Cannon discuss all of the above + more!

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Happy Friday! We’re off to a restless start as Baisley runs all over Rory’s house. Today we start with music. Complex names 21 Savage the best rapper of 2022, which leads to NORE and the rumor mill. Coming off of rumors we learn that Rick Rubin hates veganism (everyone collectively challenges Mal’s dietary preference). Staying on food, we break down the recent video of the Doordash stunt at a college basketball game and reminisce on Hood Pranks. Kanye is back on the timeline, but for less controversial reasons. Mal has a theory about a potential reunion with Adidas. This past week was fashion week in Paris so naturally we discussed the importance of the best bitty reveal. America’s favorite police officer is back in the news after a Nashville strip club offers her $10k for a couple nights' work. We provide another job she can have at the club. Then comes the most controversial topic of today’s episode. The 23-year-old who looks like a child who’s dating a 26-year-old. Rory and Julian believe this could be a breakthrough. We somehow transition into show-and-tell. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!

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The guys are back after a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian thought they found love for Baby D, but to no avail. The following night, the party continued with Bas and the Dreamville team again at none other than Ludlow House. While we were running around lower Manhattan most people were uptown in Harlem for Drake’s back-to-back shows at the historic Apollo. We break down the set list, the featured artists, and how Rory and Mal swallowed their pride and refrained from texting Drake for tickets. While Drake had NY’s attention, Beyonce was across the world giving Dubai her first live show in 4 years. We further the Dubai conversation by proposing a question that would lead to a quick (but sticky) payout. Speaking of sexual acts, would you let your significant other go on vacation for 20 days? Tune in as we discuss all of the above, as well as, the pathetic showing of NY sports teams, Shannon Sharpe vs. The Grizzlies, Catholic School basketball + more!

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Welcome to the Barstool crossover episode. Today, we are joined by KFC and almost immediately Rory asks about Barstool politics. The guys discuss signing contracts and being cancel proof (if that’s possible). Mal and KFC share how they deal with the haters. Then the guys discuss Stephen A Smith’s comments about Rihanna vs. Beyonce and somehow bring up Mal going to the Cosby tour. Do you vote? Better yet, should you vote? We discuss who should be allowed to vote. Incoming bleep spree…which leads in to George Santos and his lies. Staying on politics, Herschel Walker’s son is killing it on TikTok. It was only a matter of time before Mal brought up LeBron and Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Shaq gets brought into the conversation, but not for the reasons you’d expect. Finally, we react to a bunch of viral videos and eventually turn KFC’s ‘Answer The Internet’ segment on himself. We make him answer a bunch of difficult would you rather'cs. Tune in as we discuss all of the above + more!

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It feels like things are finally getting back to normal. Today starts with Eddin gifting Julian a new Lulu backpack, which will not be given to anybody to borrow. Speaking of borrowing, the La Vergne Police Department in Tennessee took team building to the extreme by personally “training” a female officer. Perhaps the police department should have started an Only Fans since they’re all out of a job. Iggy Azalea launches her Only Fans, making over $300k in the first 24 hours, thus sparking the debate of which of us should start one. Naked News was the informative Only Fans…shoutout Toronto. Mal also shares a story of when he saw Ron Jeremy in LA. Back to music, same night/same city SZA or Summer Walker? Then the guys break down the new PnD single and briefly discuss Gunna. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, the new House Party film and LeBron’s involvement + more!

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First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close out this crazy story and move on to current news beyond the pod. The guys discuss the Golden Globes and somehow go on a tangent about ‘Baby Boy’. We also discuss Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and Eddie Murphy’s unnecessary Will Smith joke. Believe it or not Coachella is around the corner and so is the return of Frank Ocean (bring your poppers). Then we try to convince Rory and Mal to hug. We move on to an absurd list of rules for men. To no surprise Mal agrees with most of the rules. Did Julian ask the guys to brunch? Would you trust a robot to represent you in court? Speaking of law, Your Honor is coming back this Sunday. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this, Elon Musk, and more!

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2020-Me! Welcome to the (not so) Happy New Year. In this episode, everyone had a peaceful New Year’s…except Julian. Demaris went to Rory’s where he hosted. Eddin went out to the clubs and Mal was lowkey. If you’re not on Patreon (join for the full content) for this next story. Julian’s NYE date made her train from Cleveland to NYC and things eventually went off the rails. It’s worth noting, this was also the first time everyone heard this story. Julian details this long weekend which ultimately ends in “heartbreak.” We were able to get her and her friend on the phone for Patreon so subscribe for their response! While that disaster unfolded, Eddin found himself a nice cozy internship. After answering a 3am text from Funk Flex, he now has a new gig. The guys discuss all of this + more on this rollercoaster of an episode…p.s. “get well soon”

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You’ve now joined the nation of Rizzlam. Some things, such as rizz, you just can’t teach. It’s like stepping on the 2 & 4 while using your fingers on the 1 & 3. School dances were a playground for discovery. We also discovered Mal’s Guidance Counselor was a creep and Julian “nailed” his SAT. Then, the guys discuss their favorite tweets responses after Fivio Foreign gets called out for dancing with Asian Doll. “Y’all Won” still holds the title even after Drake’s latest response. Speaking of fly outs, NBA Allstar weekend is in Utah. Catch us live from the Four Seasons for pre/post game interviews with all the fly outs. Everyone needs a good sleep after a long weekend…Bill Cosby’s tour is coming in 2023 and Mal will be front row. *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* TJ Holmes' rizz led him to a divorce. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this plus whether or not they have rizz, their rizz nicknames, + more!

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Welcome to our first pod of 2023! Let’s talk about equity. Actually, nevermind. Mal continues to defend Michael Jeffery Jordan in all group chats. Even down to his warm-up music. Speaking of ongoing debates, we discuss the guilty verdict from the Tory vs. LA County. Roc Nation really brought it home. Drake vs. Kendrick…who ya got? After the esteemed hip-hop heads at the New York Times crowned Kendrick the “greatest of his generation” we decide to share why we disagree. Between Drake’s timestamp records and raw-dogging a rando we have our winner. Would you let Drake sing to you at a show? We continue the music discussion with Obama’s annual playlist. And once again, Mal and Julian are let down by the Knicks, but uplifted by the new season of ‘Emily in Paris.’ Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more on the first episode of the year. 

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Merry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to an end. We spent our final night in Boston after the show with some fans at a local pub. Shoutout to the lesbian couple that kicked it with us all night. We recap the highs/lows of the full tour and discuss an international “Pure Breed Tour” The guys discuss their best/worst Christmas gifts and Rory shares more trauma. Sadly, the Belgian waffle maker couldn’t keep the family together. Somehow we ended up discussing getting punched by Mike Tyson. Would you let him punch you? We pivot to music and discuss our top rap/r&b albums of the year and break down B Dot’s list. Naturally after music we discuss bathroom etiquette. Do you sh*t at the airport? Finally, we recap the reception from the No Jumper interview and discuss Prince/Mike tickets. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. spend time with your family and we’ll see you in the new year

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Chances are you’ve been gaslighting someone this year or have been gaslit. “Gaslight” has been named the official word of the year…because of women, and Rory. We discuss the signs and how to avoid or properly execute it. Actually, turns out we’re all guilty. Gaslighting sounds like nothing compared to what happened to this girl’s best friend and her man. Rory shares a relatively similar story. Side note, would you let your girl get in bed with her male best friend? Speaking of stiffies, a fourth crypto-billionaire has been found dead. Luckily Rory and Mal still haven’t received their crypto. The second half of this episode we sat down with China Mac. He discusses his past arrests, his incredible rebrand, viral moments, and even his robbery attempt on Kanye. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! 

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Our second episode in LA is met with just as much chaos as the first one. First we recap the legendary performance of Mal Backwoods and Rory Mcilroy at Calabasas Country Club. Mal was an assassin with the putter, while Rory used one club. The team hit Saddle Ranch where we were surprised by Baby D…who chose to straddle the bull, while Eddin fell off immediately. We’ve wrapped our LA show (sold out) and just like in Seattle, Mal was able to tear apart another couple. There was a lot of sexting and a 7-person jumping in Tulum. After the show, Mal and Julian got mixy and stood on couches. Demaris smoked hookah and Eddin “edited some things”. We then dig into Gunna’s case…is he a snitch? Does that matter? We discuss the possibility of our own RICO…sorry Eddin, you’re getting locked up. Staying in LA, Meg & Tory trial is the craziest court case since OJ. Shoutout the Kardashian connection. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We’re live from LA! Thank you Seattle for an interesting show and an even stranger night. First, shoutout to the legend Sir Mix a Lot for creating the BBL. We had easily our most fun couples which included the “Peter North” of Seattle. The most fun/controversial part of the night was Mal ending another couple's relationship, thus ending his drought of not breaking up couples. Prior to the show, Mal and Julian visited the best dope spot in the country…the original Starbucks. Meanwhile, Rory walked around in the rain listening to SZA. After the show, we went to a bar where we watched Mal and Peeje have a krump battle. Everyone went home alone…in separate Ubers. For today’s episode we’re joined by the legend Peeje who shared the story from his night in jail. We landed in LA and immediately got mixy. Rory and Julian went to Bootsy Bellows, Soho House, then went back to the hotel to split a bottle of tequila until 6am (nasty). SZA is NAS and Rory will do all he can to convince you that makes sense. We do a lyric breakdown of “F2F” and Mal drops another gem, which involves hoes and rental cars. Hoes complicate things so why not make it a legal binding contract, aka an NDA. Lori Harvey sparks an interesting debate about whether or not we’d sign the NDA. Unsurprisingly, Mal wouldn’t sign it. Ultimately, Rory and Mal pinky swear to remain friends forever while everyone discusses their marriage potential. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more P.S. LA we’ll see you tomorrow night!

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Happy Friday everyone. Today we’re joined by Azad of Emotional Oranges and things immediately got emotional. Somehow the P*ssy Posse and conspiracies find their way into the conversation. Azad shares how he’s been occupying himself with the new single life. While we’re on juices, ‘The Juice Vol. III’ (OUT NOW) is the end of an era and like most endings things can become difficult. Azad shares how his lyrics lend to his previous relationship. Then the guys discuss the business of the music industry and what type of artists make sense on a major label. Azad champions other artists that have mastered their blueprint. Speaking of blueprint, the guys discuss their favorite Jay Z albums which turns into a producer vs. beatmaker conversation. Listen in as the guys and Azad discuss all of this + more!

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Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among other things. There was no way Julian and his shy date could match that energy. Our good friends from the Say Less Podcast opened and Mal questioned Julius Randle about a bunch of things he could never answer. Sticking to NY, SZA is back and revealed her track list while we were recording. Also to Rory’s surprise, Metro Boomin gave Drake/21 some competition with his new album. Good Morning America decides to break-up a happy co-working couple, while Gabrielle Union takes shots at Boosie (incoming Mal’s Boosie impression). The team breaks down their three celebrity crushes and although Demaris and Julian have strikingly similar taste, Julian gets singled out (this convo went on long after the cameras stopped). Quick sports update, Jerry Jones remains silent on his involvement in the racist image but reminds us that LeBron would be a great football player. Nike drops Kyrie, Kanye drags Chris Paul into the mix, and Shannon Sharpe defends Deion Sanders. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more

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No for real…what the hell are you listening to? The team discusses each of their music tastes (according to the data). We discovered quite a few of us played a lot of bedroom music. Well everyone except Demaris. Who wants to “talk you through the nut”. While we reflect on our top songs/albums we also discuss what’s to come. We predict Metro Boomin’s album and SZA’s upcoming project. What’s a pod without Kanye? While we were recording Ye took to Infowars to spew more hate speech. In local news, the co-anchors of Good Morning America are cheating with each other. Keeping it local, Mal and Julian ended up (separately) at the Knicks game while Demaris hosted a women’s empowerment event. We discuss the frontrunner film for the Oscar Awards, Cocaine Bear. Mal reminds us that ‘Emily in Paris’ is coming back soon. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more. P.S. if you’re reading this it’s show day in New York! See you all tonight!

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We’re home!....well kind of. Eddin is out sick so we recorded this episode from WTF Studios (the house we built). The guys cover their Thanksgiving and reflect on moments with family, while Julian was “alone”. Somehow this leads to a JUICE pyramid scheme conversation. We then pay respect to the legend Hovain. Rick Ross and Meek Mill unite in Philly, which leads to a discussion about Meek’s career. Speaking of careers Chris Brown was canceled by the AMA’s which spirals into an intense debate about censorship in our culture. Currently, Balenciaga is also on the chopping block (rightfully so). Sidenote: record labels fudge numbers (boom conspiracy solved). Listen in as the guys discuss all of this and more +

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The guys are back from a couple eventful nights in the great state of Texas. First we recap Luka’s dominance on the court, but he wasn’t the only Maverick putting on a show. At halftime we witnessed a  whipping of sorts. A tribute that Rory loved. Meg and B Simone were kind enough to join us during the Dallas show and even hit the showers after. We immediately drove to Houston for our first day show at the Houston Improv where the couples and Versuz were incredible. Anyway, did you know Mal ran a train?! Rory, Julian, and Eddin are still asking follow up questions. The guys continue their long nights out on tour. Unfortunately this time we were following Eddin. While Eddin puffed hookah and guzzled tequila Mal and Rory left within 10 mins of entering the club. Tune in to hear the guys discuss all of this and more +

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Welcome back to Mal vs. Anyone that doesn’t believe Michael Jeffrey Jordan is the goat. Somehow the only thing Mal can do longer than argue MJ’s greatness is take a shower. Anyway, the Grammy nominations are here and the guys discuss Rap (Jack Harlow) and R&B. The Grammy talk suddenly became a Versus discussion after Kodak responded to 21 Savage. Tune in to hear the guys discuss all of this, as well as, why Mal is no longer MAGA + more!

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The guys are back from their Atlanta studio, courtesy of Rockstar Energy, following another live show Sunday night. First, we learn that Rory and Mal made one fan in particular comfortable enough to come out of the closet (not during the show). Then we were joined by a “horny poet” and his girlfriend and finally we were blessed by the ultimate power couple, B Simone and Moneybag Mal. DJ Drama surprised everyone during the Versuz battle to face off against the guys and to no surprise he won handily. The team’s night didn’t end after the show. Sunday also happened to be Julian’s birthday! The team celebrated at what Rory referred to as a “truck stop with stripper poles.” We promise it was still better than the London stripper experience. ‘Her Loss’ seemed to be the soundtrack of the weekend and the first week numbers reflected our sentiments. Earlier in the week, Rory joined Nas and Hitboy at the KDIII release party and somehow missed Andre 3000. Another legend Dave Chappelle returned to SNL for a moving monologue, while LeBron freestyles his way through a few more lies. In adjacent basketball news, the iconic Jordan/Pippen combo are back. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Fresh off a sold out show in London, we’re officially back in New York. The team discusses the rest of the trip. Needless to say, we have a newfound appreciation for the "Startenders" in New York. Following the show, Red Ranger Rory and Julian ended up back at the hotel where they had choice words for the hotel manager. Actually, the team had choice words for a few people in London. Maybe Drake’s energy on ‘Her Loss’ influenced everyone. Spoiler: everyone agrees the album is great. Except for Vogue…who sues Drake for the fake cover. Stateside, the elections are over and Chappelle returns to SNL. The guys discuss all of this and more as they prepare to start their southern shows in Atlanta this coming Sunday.

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Live from London, the mandem hit the ground running. Following a few pints with the blokes we went to BBC 1Xtra to talk about the Queen (most likely removed) and share some R&B records with DJ Ace. Then Rory, Eddin, and Benner connected with Rory’s long lost cousin…and a prostitute. While that was happening Mal, Julian, and Loyan embarked on what would become the most adventurous experience of the trip: Booking a table at The Box (do your googles). My fingers are still sticky while writing this description. We left the club at 4am, which is exactly when ‘Her Loss’ was released. While Serena Williams appears to be the “her” garnering the most attention, Drake made it clear that it’s everyone’s loss, leading to more controversy. This episode also features an exclusive sit down with DRAM, which was previously recorded a couple weeks ago. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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This week the guys take a moment to reflect on the life of Kirshnik Khari Ball, known professionally as Takeoff, and discuss the state of hip hop along with the beauty within the madness of the culture.

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The Swifties are back after a festive Halloween weekend. We open another film review, Pelham 123 (someone on Reddit please make an edit), the guys declare Diddy as the winner of the weekend, oh and Lori Harvey. Meanwhile, North West is running around in MJ’s memorabilia. Rihanna dampens the mood with her new ballad, while SZA continues to avoid accountability. On a more personal note, Mal addresses Math Hoffa…what you mean by that? (Druski voice) Let that sink in. Elon’s sink found its way into Twitter headquarters and sent a few employees packing. The NY teams are back to losing and the Lakers finally get in the W column. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We don’t talk enough about how difficult it is to age in the drug industry. Speaking of delays, Drake and 21 Savage pushed ‘Her Loss’ to a later date. Or perhaps for Rihanna. In unsurprising news, Kanye is back and he’s fighting for brand recognition. Meanwhile, Steve Lacy is struggling with his audience. Also, Ashanti responds to Irv and Billy McFarland is on his comeback tour. Get this plus a sit down with Jocye Wrice +more!

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First let’s address the elephant in the room. WE’RE SORRY…we’re so sorry. The Mixy Boys were out this weekend. First, the guys hit Ludlow House (Julian’s second home) to see the amazing Joyce Wrice. Then Rory ended up in the Bronx and linked with Eddin (in full bear costume). The Yankee’s took the L and so did classic art. Climate Change is real and so is the $10k a student stole from her grandma to give to her classmates. If you’re looking to save money Uber pool is an option to everyone except for Mal. Reading the room is an important life skill, unless you’re Alec Baldwin. Speaking of rooms we’d like to read, Doja Cat went topless at her 27th birthday party. This somehow led to Mal talking about types of showers. GKMC turns 10 and this instant classic spirals to a debate about Drake/Future vs. Drake/21 Savage. In other music news, Taylor Swift is breaking streaming records while Rory shares with us details about a show explaining Spotify’s rise. All can be seated after the Yankees are swept by the (cheating) Astros. In positive NY news, the Giants, Jets and Knicks won their last games. Mal’s Lakers are the second best team in their own city. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Show us (and Jay Z) the accounting, the taxes or the contract! It could all be so simple. Speculation is only fun when you're in the wrong. In the meantime, keep enjoying throwing our money. Speaking of money and influence, Carl Cherry's tweet causes a conversation about the state of Hip-Hop and where it is headed. Meanwhile, Kanye continues to make his rounds on national news networks and reveal his "assistant". While Ye continues to make his rounds in his wild Yeezy boots, a hiker was able to toss a bear off a cliff to protect his life. In the city, we've officially declared the rise in rats a state of emergency. At least we're officially in the best time of year for sports. Playoff baseball is underway and the NBA is officially back. The guys discuss sports predictions and more + 

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The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight show. Meg the Stallion bodied her SNL hosting debut. The White King, Jack Harlow, will make his hosting debut next and we sure hope Rory is invited. Speaking of ongoing beef, Nicki and Lotto continue to trade insults at each other and Kanye chose Drink Champs (again) to take shots at the world. While they continue down a self-destructive path, Meek Mill finds himself befriending everyone again according to his timeline. Pleasing everyone can go too far (or just right) depending on who you’re asking. If you’re asking Congressional Candidate Mike Itkis, he’ll tell you the only logical solution is to upload your video to Pornhub to rally the vote. People keep leveling up the weirdness and our home, NYC, keeps getting dirtier. Rats are everywhere…and not just the subway ones. While rat behavior can lead to someone’s demise it can also lead to a bag. Jordan Poole signs a massive contract following the Draymond punch. LeBron and Bronny have no words for each other in a new Beats commercial and Kanye calls Meek a fed, + more!

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This week the guys are joined by Hip-Hop legend, Cyhi the Prynce to discuss paying for samples, the importance of a marketing budget, the "college" era of hip-hop, top 5 artists of the moment, the negative connotation on ghost writing, drug rap vs drill rap, Kanye's GAP & Adidas beef, Cyhi's favorite G.O.O.D. Music artists, and much more.

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Sha boo yah sha sha sha boo yah…roll call! The guys harmonize their way into today’s audio experience. Over the weekend, Rory was uninvited to the Jack Harlow show leaving room for our lyricist of the year and his side chicks. Speaking of side chicks, accomplished author and professional side chick Brittany Renner expands her brand with a fast-food chain. While her “dating” career continues to flourish, Mal’s might be on the upside because of a new Republican dating app. The DM’s are a dark and dirty place (closes eyes and imagine what Julian showed the guys). In other porn news, Kanye continues to insert himself into more controversy. We discuss the potential of a Karaoke night (patreon?) and why the Dream Team would destroy the Redeem Team, + more!

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The guys are back after a quick trip to Atlanta to sit down with Benny The Butcher and another sold out show in Charlotte. Mal and Julian had a humbling experience clubbing in Charlotte. The only thing more questionable than the BET HipHop Awards is Kanye’s recent fashion decision. The Kanye conversation continues as we react to his Instagram posts (in real time) The guys react to Cardi B pulling up on her ops hood and Lyfe Jennings hitting high notes for Jeffrey Dahmer. Speaking of killers, Rory does a deep dive on the worst Netflix movie created and Will Smith’s return, + more! 

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Rory & Mal head to Atlanta's Culture Lab to catch up with Benny The Butcher. Of course they press him about his next project, but before they can get into that they discuss his Lyricist of The Year nomination, as well as whether he would prefer a Drama mixtape look or a DJ Khaled album look. They also get into the current state of Griselda as a group, and Benny gets honest with them. He surprises them with some ghostwriting credits he has, and clears the air regarding the situation with Freddie Gibbs. The guys also discuss Benny's creative process, Mal's A&R career, their mutual love for The Sopranos, + more!

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Rory & Mal sit down with the hosts of the Know For Sure Podcast on Mal's birthday and tackle the important matters at hand... Mal and B. Simone's (who he only addresses by real name) missed opportunity at a chance of real love. Listen as Rory gets his Barbara Walters on with B's best friend/co-host/manager Megan Brooks to get the story of how they first met, what went wrong, and what's in store for the future. Megan then hands out some advice about making a marriage work in our current society. Also addressed - B. Simone's viral misstep and how she is handling it, Da Baby's remarks about Megan, how Wild N Out took viral stars and made them respected comedians, + more. Be prepared to hear Mal giggle... which might be a sound unheard anywhere else.

Want to learn more about B Simone and Megan Brooks? Follow their podcast - @knowforsurepod on instagram

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This week this guys talk about the new Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series sweeping the nation, recapping the DC live show, Demaris meeting the helicopter assembly-man of her dreams, having a baby on stage, Ice Spice at Rolling Loud, Off-set performing "Bad & Bougie" by himself in the rain, the top 5 craziest serial killers, Matt Barnes not holding up on his exclusive on Ime Udoka, Aaron Judge being the future MVP, and much more!

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... and we all thought Rory was the Nasty White Boy Heavyweight Champion of the World...

The guys start the episode off with a brief recap of their first live show of the season in Chicago, right before getting into the real show - Tory Lanez vs. August Alsina, and why the real Will Smith owes him 100 favors. They try to figure out what the hell is wrong with Gen Z and their obsession with poisoning themselves, before briefly touching on Kanye's current media headlines. They then get into the story of Adam Levine's "alleged" affair (I mean, we all know he did that shit, but sure, lets shoot him bail), and talk about Ime Udoka cheating on our favorite black woman as well. They also discuss Adnan Sayed's release, Future's publishing sale, new music, + more!

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(This episode was pre-recorded on September 14th)

The boys sat down with their team to have a (semi) serious conversation about what relationship season looks like at their age. Mal gives us absolute terrible advice on what to ask women on a first date, and they go over the official Cuffin Season Calendar dates. Mal tells a story of the first time he went to a girl's family's house for thanksgiving, and we try to decide which R&B starlet would break his heart, which leads into a conversation regarding women in the entertainment industry and the people they must kiss for work (poor Safari). They also tell you what kind of women to avoid if you don't want to be lied to, how to fake an orgasm, + more!

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Ahh, yes. Satire. Sarcasm. Mockery. It's truly where we excel.

This episode starts with an Emmy recap, and then goes straight into argument territory. Who should be crowned the Hip-Hop Lyricist of the Year? The guys debate this, as well as cover the other BET Hip Hop Award nominees. The feels come out when they send their condolences to the family of PnB Rock - and also get in the asses of the celebrities that made this moment about themselves. They then pivot into a debate about getting your kids out of your house at a certain age, and then head into sports news.

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As we head into our hundreds episodes, Rory decided it was time to reflect. So he went on a sound healing journey to get to know himself better... and let's just say he didn't like what he saw. He goes into details about this experience with the team, and they contemplate whether its something they should do as well. Speaking of sound, Ari Lennox's new album came out and the guys give an honest review. Then, as you all have been waiting for, the Irishman delivers the sad, horrible news of Queen Lizzy's passing. Speaking of people who touch sh*t that doesn't belong to them, Mal gets into the news of a BLM (the LLC, not the movement) member skimming a little off the top of the (non)profits, and gives his opinion on that entire organization. Illinois passed their Safe-T law that will release a bunch of alleged criminals, and this leads into a discussion about how each Rory & Mal team member would purge if given the chance. They also discuss upcoming Triller fights, dinner with Bow Wow, how horrible Demaris' California accent impersonation is, their viral sketch, + more!

... & yes the random fourth voice you hear has a name. Its Julian. Yes, 'A Night In New York' guy. 

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HAPPY 100TH EPISODE! In a special recap, Rory & Mal and their team pod straight from Made In America's festival grounds... sponsored by Dusse. The guys sit down with Elliott Wilson to discuss his media career and to comprehend when Media became cool, Talk Detroit Drill with Babyface Ray, get B Dot & Elliott to finally define their relationship (and give advice about interviews), laugh until tears with 'Billie Eilish' rapper Armani White, talk Atlanta history with JID, geek out on cars with Larry June, + more!

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Rory & Mal sit down with actor J Alphonse Nicholson to discuss his controversial role on P Valley, his sexuality, upcoming roles, + more!

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Finally. Quentin Miller, the infamous ghostwriter who rose to viral fame after being named as a writer for Drake, speaks his own truth... after 7 years of silence. He speaks on his career as a writer, his relationship with Meek Mill, how he lost his leg, + more in this exclusive interview with Rory & Mal.

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On this episode Rory & Mal start off with some questions regarding Bad Bunny, Prince, and Eddin's sexuality, and then get into the VMA's. They give Nicki her well-deserved flowers, and then join right in on the discussion about Jay-Z's verse on DJ Khaled's album, including whether he should've been on the song solo, Mal's brother Biggs being mentioned, and more. They review the rest of Khaled's album, and JID's album, and then Demaris explains the concept of 'vabbing'... to their extreme disgust. They also discuss how to spot a precum baby, the new 'And1' documentary, their travel plans for the week, + more!

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In this episode, Rory & Mal try to figure out how a robot of artificial intelligence had a more successful music career than them. They then get into the PPP Loan forgiveness program, and the billionaires who were able to get their loans forgiven. Rory delves into his Millennial Housing Crisis conspiracy, and mid-recording, they receive the news about Offset's lawsuit against QC, and give their opinions on it. They discuss American Airlines' new supersonic planes, and Mal tells us about his first time meeting a girl's family. They also get into upcoming music, Andre 3000's new Supreme collaboration, Kevin Durant staying in NY, & more!

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Happy Tuesday! On this episode, Rory & Mal catch up on their equally wild weekends, and the team celebrates Mal's engagement (with a call from his fiancé) while simultaneously mourning Rory's. Diddy also inspires them to have the "Who Killed R&B" conversation, and the guys have a discussion on Meek's career trajectory. The guys also discuss what they would do on their last day on earth, having racist family members, 50 Cent's latest interview and more!

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Rory & Mal sit down with the legendary DJ Drama. In this interview they discuss what killed the mixtape and the classic mixtape DJ, and then get into Drama’s relationship with his previous artist Lil Uzi, where he stands with Drake & Meek after their infamous mishap, who he would challenge in a Verzuz, + more!

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On this episode Rory & Mal acknowledge Nipsey's star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame, and then get into all of the new music released over the weekend. They give their honest opinions on The Game's latest album, and try to figure out when the trend of sampling will cease in hip-hop. They run down the Woodstock '99 documentary, as well as the Murder Inc episode, and have a phone conversation with NORE regarding the deleted Dave Chappelle episode and his relationship with Irv Gotti, + more!

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This episode, the guys start off giving Angela Yee & The Breakfast Club their flowers, while theorizing why they are parting ways and reminiscing on some of their favorite BC moments. They give Pete Davidson some advice, and then get into new music, and what they are expecting from new releases. They also discuss how Rory fell in love with Hip-Hop, what their midlife crisis would be, + more!

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In this episode of NRM, the boys start by giving their honest opinions on DJ Khaled's newest single feat. Drake & Lil Baby. They also give their Kendrick concert reviews, & Mal explains his surprise at the tour demographics. This leads to them speaking on the plethora of other weekend performances, like the Young Money reunion, and some interesting interviews that came out this weekend as well. They also discuss the Alex Jones trial, Kevin Durant's request, + more!

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Rory & Mal sit down with Daniel and Nineteen85 to discuss the creation of DVSN, the backlash of their current single, the time they became Eskimo brothers, + more!

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In this episode, after recapping their weekend and brief discussion on Netflix's new documentary 'The Most Hated Man On The Internet,' Rory & Mal dive right into reviewing Beyonce's new album and her projected sales, which leads into a discussion about the term 'album artist' - what it means, who qualifies to be called one, and why it doesn't work in everyone's favor. They finally get into their debate comparing Beyonce to Michael Jackson (spoiler alert- Rory is fighting for his life on this one). They also address Will Smith's apology video, Drake having covid, + more!

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Happy Beyonce Release Day From Rory & The Beyhive!

The guys start off giving doormen their due flowers, reminiscing on some of their younger apartment mishaps. Mal met an unlikely NRM supporter over the weekend, and tells us about it, while Rory relives an embarrassing moment from this weekend for our amusement. They then get into the Beyonce' leak (pay attention - this is where you separate the real hive from the frauds), as well as Kelis' comments regarding her sample being used, and other music releases. Also comes a discussion about their favorite albums to drive to. They discuss road trip etiquette regarding music choices, and give their opinion on former president Barack Obama's (alleged) Summer Playlist. They debate the scariest movies of their respective eras, discuss Ryan Leslie's missing laptop, Mal's Mega Millions Win (we're speaking this into existence), + more!

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Happy Tuesday Everyone!

We start this episode off with our usual very quick recap of the weekend, asking Mal how he is enjoying his viral fame, and then get into the drama of the Rolling Loud festival in Miami over the weekend. Rory & Mal then discuss some news from our great state of North Carolina and the police force of a small town, as well as a Brooklyn Bishop that was robbed during a live streamed sermon. Demaris' then gives them some rapid fire questions to answer, which lead into conversations about conspiracies, the guys' morning routines, graveyard NFT's, + more!

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Rory & Mal are back on your DSP’s… and this time the team jumps right into the jokes. Our own beloved Mal became a video sensation over night, so of course they had to analyze his performance in the video. Rory also gives his opinion on what Cardi B could do to set her on the right sophomore album track, and then discuss the drama between SZA & TDE. They give Desus & Mero their flowers, & discuss French Montana’s comments on life insurance and rappers. They also address Rory’s very own music video appearance as well, + more!

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This episode the boys go over their weekends, and then discuss the upcoming OVO Fest (and its ticket prices). They then discuss the death (or so they wish) of the Instagram "challenge", and Mal tries to describe how to identify a crazy woman. Mal gives fashion do's and dont's, and then they go into new music. They also speak on bringing back classic baby names, cyber bullying, sports takes, + more!

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This week the guys talk about Rory's single release party, being too industry, stroking egos, Lloyd Bank's listening party, Lauren London on Angie Martinez, Orlando Brown on Bow Wow, Jill Biden's assumption of Latinos, Jay-Z's retirement status, going to your Ex's funeral, and much more!

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TRIGGER WARNING - 13:30 (Suicide)

This week the guys chat about Brent Faiyaz's new album, toxic traits, Rory's new single (out now), best series-endings, Burna Boy's new album, Westside Gunn's new album, new Lloyd Banks, Meek Mill out of Roc Nation, Wireless Fest 2022, Drake sabotaging The Weeknd, Hunter Biden getting hacked, and much more!

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Yeah, yeah. I know what we said. We're liars.

The boys start off this episode by recapping their working 4th of July weekend, and Rory & Demaris fill Mal in on all the details of Eddin's relationship. They then get into new music, current and future, and Rory announces his new video content series that will be coming out today ahead of his debut single. Eddin asks the crew about their first heartbreak, as well as their first fight, and the crew responds with some honest story times. They also send prayers and condolences, discuss what they want their legacy to be + more! 

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Happy Belated Fireworks Day! The guys (and Demaris) are back at Compound Rory, working on "independence" day. They start off discussing why Mal declined his invite to Michael Rubin's party in the Hamptons, and ask him to explain his personal vendetta against all white parties. Rory insists the R&B guys can thump better than the rappers, and Demaris presses the guys on why they ignored her messages in the group chat. They address R.Kelly and Ghislaine Maxwell's sentencing, as well as the legendary battle between Omarion and Mario, while Mal tries to convince the team that B2K is one of the greatest groups of all time. They also give their opinions on P Valley's same-sex scene criticism, new music, Dr. Dre's new music and more!

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This week the guys are finally back home and they talked about the new Giveon, relationships & therapy, Diddy's 15 roaches story, lying about the struggle, Bad Boyz's rough past, being at the BET Media Hub, Bobby vs Michael, Chris Brown's Legacy, Boat parties, and much more!

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This week the guys are joined by Westside Boogie in LA to discuss his new sophomore album, Drake dropping the same day, writing better when you're hurt, lying to your therapist, being interactive as an artist, creating your own culture, having your exes listening to your albums, rollout expectations, and much more.

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The boys boys are back back in Cali Cali. This week they talked about coming back from Mexico, airline pilots going back on strike, BET Awards Weekend, Beyonce's new single, enjoying vibes and an open bar, Mal calling Drake "Brave", rumors on Beyonce's 3 act-album, Elon Musk finally acquiring Twitter, Biden falling off his bike, voting for The Rock as our future president, Cardi B teasing a release, Kendrick Lamar performing for LV, and much more!

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Buenos Días! This week the guys are in Mexico talking about Drake's new album, having Logic on the Pod, meeting Adam Sandler, Beyonce's album dropping, Joey Badass moving his album release, real-life Squid Games, robots catching feels, the 2022 XXL list, and much more!

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The boys sit down with Grammy-nominated rapper and producer to catch up on his career after "retirement" (remember what Mal said?). On a patio at Nobu in Malibu, Logic open up about his career, his new marriage and family, as well as the criticisms he's received over the years from both peers and the general public, and speak on how its affected him. He also reverse interviews Rory & Mal and opens them up to questioning as well. This conversation is vulnerable while still being fun. Be sure to check it out YouTube as well for the beautiful scenery (available Saturday 6/18 on Youtube).

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The team is back in LA! They start off asking questions about Rory's rendezvous at the Sparks game over the weekend, as he alerts them he is done podcasting. Mal reneges on his promise to quit if Lori Harvey starts dating Jack Harlow (see previous episode). This leads into a conversation regarding celebrity interracial dating dynamics. Demaris acknowledges the birth of LAEddin, while Rory & Mal decide on the type of West Coast love she should be pursuing. They also discuss The Game's comments on a recent interview, gay domestic violence, whether Mal has hands or not, + more!

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This episode is all over the place so bear with us. The guys start this episode off addressing Jack Harlow's recent comments regarding black women, and then dive into the nasty business of name dropping. They also address Joe Biden's Kimmel interview, and then get into J Prince's beef with Wack 100. They speak on Jay Z & Jack from Twitter opening a BitCoin program in Brooklyn, as well as upcoming festivals, R Kelly's sentencing, & more!

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The boys are fresh off the trip from Philly (literally, the cheesesteak smell hasn't been washed off yet), and ready to give you a slight recap of their trip. They start off giving condolences to the victims off the mass shooting that happened while they were there, and then get into it! They also give support to their LGBTQ staff members and wish them a happy Pride month. They also give opinions on who in the NBA should start a podcast, debate on the latest celebrity breakup, + more!

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Happy Friday! The guys start this episode off giving men their flowers for another win with the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard defamation case. Somehow this leads into a debate about what squirt is made of. The guys talk about their worst dates ever, and then get into the BET Award nominees (and give you a little peek of who they voted for). They debate who is actually Reality Royalty, and should win best Hip Hop Couple. They also speak on B-Dot's "so far" list, Cyhi claiming best rapper alive, + more!

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Happy Memorial Day! Well... belated anyway. The guys are in studio this holiday... drinking and hanging. They start by recapping their weekend, including Rory's adventure filled weekend in ATL. Mal lets us know why he gave up his Navy Seal dreams, and they review Katt Williams' latest stand up. Tom Cruise gets his flowers for his impact on the culture, and its Demaris explains to Mal why she asked him to delete a political post from his page. They give Ray Liotta his flowers as well, play a quick game of "Is That A Classic?", fire Eddin (again) + more!

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Trigger warning: (If you want to avoid the trauma talk, skip to 19:45). The boys settle in and get bad news out of the way, expressing their frustration with the Texas shooting. Moving into jokes, they give opinions on Brandy's diss to Jack Harlow, then acknowledge the one year anniversary of the start of their pod, and give some insight into the first sketch and how it came together, as well as some advice for creators on making your own podcast, building the perfect team (while giving theirs their flowers), dealing with criticism, and how to make your audience care about you while remaining true to yourself. They also address the forums and their narratives, Rory's mom being a witch, + more!

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Happy 69th Episode! (hehehe) The guys start off by opening a fan-sent gift for Rory's belated 32nd Birthday. Mal then leads the guys into a discussion regarding the latest buzz phrase amongst women- "manifesting a soft life", leaving them into a conversation regarding capitalism and hustle culture, and how women are rebelling against it. Demaris asks the guys permission to work remotely, and Rory tells us about his brief stint as a child star. Mal makes Rory choose between two Great White Hopes, and then reminisces on where he was when he found out Biggie had been killed. They also discuss women being tech detectives, new music, + more!

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Your favorite tastemakers are back and leading the charge on important on the most important topics!

Rory & Mal start this episode off with their opinions on some essential workers in NY. They try to decide if they are influencers, and then get into some of the hip-hop earl grey regarding violence and fights. They then congratulate Rihanna & A$AP Rocky, right before jumping into a conversation regarding their love languages. This starts a debate about love vs. logic, which ends in a 50/50 truce for the room to just agree to disagree. Rory dissects a Tyler Perry movie, Mal sends prayers to Lil Meech, + more!

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Rory, Mal, Demaris & Eddin are here with another audio adventure. The guys do their weekend recap, and send their prayers and condolences to their fellow New Yorkers in the wake of the Buffalo hate crime tragedy. They touch on the Billboard Music Awards, and then get to it- an honest Kendrick album review.

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You asked for it? You got it! 30 minute deep dive into Kendrick Lamar's long-awaited single 'The Heart Part 5'. The guys also discuss Jack Harlow's release and give their reviews, as well as all the new music that dropped (whether they listened or not!). They revisit Sabrina Claudio's cancellation, Kevin Samuels' death, and all the critics who insist on the boys discussing the Megan x Tory case, + more!

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(Recorded on May 3rd, 2022)

Warning: We are not the brightest crayons in the box, so if we sound uneducated on these subjects... its because we are. This is all for entertainment purposes.

Welcome to Bring Your Own Conspiracy Theory Day at the New Rory & Mal office! The boys start off trying to choose stripper names for themselves, and then go into the best crime documentaries and murder mysteries. They then get into the conspiracy theories they actually believe in. They also discuss group chat etiquette, Rory's Def Jam days, + more!

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This week the guys talk about battle rap tag-lines, Rory's back to back birthday celebrations, having your girl go through your phone, A$AP Rocky's new music video release featuring Rihanna, seeing all of your old IG activities, Dave Chappelle being attacked on stage, an update on the Ray J and Kim K sex tape situation, Benzino's new track, stacking UNO cards, and much more!

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This episode, the team takes a moment to acknowledge how far they have come since their split from their previous show a year ago. Demaris does a wellness check on Rory & Mal, and they get transparent with how they are handling life and career currently, in comparison to when their company first started. Mal gives some advice on taking life (and the people in it) as is, while Rory acknowledges some unhealthy habits he uses to cope. They also get into all of the new music released this past weekend. This episode is raw, transparent, and honest... but somehow, still jokes.

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After a long weekend, the guys reconvene and catch up. Rory lets us know how his weekend was at Coachella supporting Emotional Oranges, and Mal explains his current dietary change. Rory comes to terms with his weight loss, and the team admits what they hate most about their sex tapes from the past. Pusha T dropped, so of course they have to compare and contrast from previous work, and give their opinions. They tell us their hopes and dreams for Future's album, and Mal critique's Jack Harlow's Rolling Stone spread. They also cover upcoming drops, the male ego, the Brooklyn Nets getting swept, + more! 

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