L.A. Noire (News from 9/12/17)

Your Nintendo news for the week of 9/12/17! L.A. Noire, the 2011 Rockstar classic (???) is coming to Switch, and Patrick and Mark regret to inform you there's nothing you can do about it. Plus, rumors of a Nintendo achievement system, the death of indies on the 3DS eShop, and more!