With persistent rumors of a new Super Smash Bros. in the works for Switch, Patrick and Mark dream up rosters of entirely new fighters for the hypothetical game. Diving into Nintendo (and, controversially, third party) history, the guys each draft 15 never-before-seen-in-Smash fighters. No Mario! No Link! No Princess Peach! So who’s gonna get called up to the big times, and who will languish on the bench?