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Om podden
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they’ve found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
The podcast No Such Thing As A Fish is created by No Such Thing As A Fish. The podcast and the artwork on this page are embedded on this page using the public podcast feed (RSS).
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573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage
6 mars 2025 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul.
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572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell
27 februari 2025 |
59 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats.
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571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers
20 februari 2025 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns.
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570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards
13 februari 2025 |
51 min
For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.
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569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish
6 februari 2025 |
59 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.
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568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club
30 januari 2025 |
47 min
A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more.
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567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast
23 januari 2025 |
54 min
Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae.
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566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars
16 januari 2025 |
51 min
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday.
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565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk
9 januari 2025 |
50 min
Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties.
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564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water
2 januari 2025 |
46 min
A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more.
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563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican
26 december 2024 |
47 min
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers.
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562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment
19 december 2024 |
48 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink.
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561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
12 december 2024 |
52 min
Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses.
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560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
5 december 2024 |
51 min
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing.
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559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility
28 november 2024 |
50 min
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality.
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558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship
21 november 2024 |
48 min
Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles.
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557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
14 november 2024 |
54 min
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology.
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556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans
7 november 2024 |
51 min
Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud and a highly litigious member of the Trump family.
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555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon
31 oktober 2024 |
51 min
Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cassettes, cruising, cliffs and clowns.
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554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians
24 oktober 2024 |
54 min
Live from the Cardiff Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wax, water, Persians and perverts.
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553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star
17 oktober 2024 |
50 min
Live from the Gothenburg Book Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bruce Lee, faux geese, science facts and science fiction.
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552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy
10 oktober 2024 |
49 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the beach, geese, teeth and Queen Elizabeeth.
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551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg
3 oktober 2024 |
50 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss deaf composers, daft names, presidential pigs and fabulous frogs.
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550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge
26 september 2024 |
49 min
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss banging heads, painful teeth, big stones and little men.
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549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards
19 september 2024 |
45 min
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss beavers, bottoms, mounties and counting teas.
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548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga
12 september 2024 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your facts, including domes, mushrooms, hiccups and the Flying Doctors.
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547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga
5 september 2024 |
50 min
Live from the Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss raiders, radars, Wales and whales.
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546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall
29 augusti 2024 |
46 min
Live from the Underbelly in Soho, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cheating, repeating, a meeting and some seating.
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545: No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea
22 augusti 2024 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss constant clouds, curvaceous comedians, Polish pilots and furious-sounding Finns.
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544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust
15 augusti 2024 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pizza, poetry, complaining and conveying.
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543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts
8 augusti 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Johnny Knoxville discuss skateboarding, stilt walking, supersonic speed, and some seriously savage soup.
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542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader
1 augusti 2024 |
56 min
James, Anna, Andy and Paul Sinha discuss cinematic blockbusters, celebrities going for gold, some questionable sport, and Martin Luther King's family's fortunes.
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541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat
25 juli 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Dan Snow discuss throwing shade, protecting trees, inventing fireplaces and exiling Romans.
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540: No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous Dams
18 juli 2024 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clippers, snippers, naval eunuchs and wasserkochers.
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539: No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates
11 juli 2024 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss electric guitars, hidden tracks, and why we all love a bit of Seoul.
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538: No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat
4 juli 2024 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pink clothes, orange cats, ballot boxes and Buddhist blast offs.
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537: No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of Graphologists
27 juni 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss squashing, scribbling, sun spots and sea snooker.
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536: No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla
20 juni 2024 |
51 min
Live from the Nerdland Festival, Andrew, James, Dan and Lieven Scheire discuss coughing crocs, cunning computers, testing toilets, and tall tales about tails.
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535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin
13 juni 2024 |
60 min
Anna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins, and munificent midlanders.
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534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise
6 juni 2024 |
54 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage.
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533: No Such Thing As The Farto Phone
30 maj 2024 |
59 min
James, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouser handles.
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532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'
23 maj 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites.
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531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal
16 maj 2024 |
60 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time.
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530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob
9 maj 2024 |
56 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's tubas and baseball tubers.
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529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love Note
2 maj 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss flying, canning, paging and leeching.
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528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku
25 april 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku.
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527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke
18 april 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies.
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526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana
11 april 2024 |
54 min
James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3.
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525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin
4 april 2024 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie.
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524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff
28 mars 2024 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles.
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523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe
21 mars 2024 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and tearaway trolleys.
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522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons
14 mars 2024 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty lilies.
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521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut
7 mars 2024 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss.
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520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer
29 februari 2024 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads and grilling dinosaurs.
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519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer
22 februari 2024 |
64 min
Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Conjugation.
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518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe
15 februari 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs.
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517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes
8 februari 2024 |
52 min
Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo.
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516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour
1 februari 2024 |
58 min
Anna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'.
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515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker
25 januari 2024 |
62 min
Anna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas.
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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024
23 januari 2024 |
27 min
In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.
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514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower
18 januari 2024 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres.
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513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain
11 januari 2024 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails and inverted rhinos.
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512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap
4 januari 2024 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists.
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511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine
28 december 2023 |
49 min
In Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, over the top diving, teeth, toilets and Torquay.
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510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss
21 december 2023 |
52 min
In a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, pancakes, sherry and gravy.
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509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter
14 december 2023 |
56 min
In a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Berlusconi and Ivan Toney.
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508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk
7 december 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria.
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507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing
30 november 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce.
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506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop
23 november 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes.
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505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'
16 november 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking building.
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504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy
9 november 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing.
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503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute
2 november 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating mics.
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502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February
26 oktober 2023 |
65 min
Dan, James, Andrew and David Mitchell discuss sea turtles, street music, sickly kings and sticky fingers.
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501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie
19 oktober 2023 |
57 min
A compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over the summer at the Soho Theatre in London.
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500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff
12 oktober 2023 |
59 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David.
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499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts
5 oktober 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing.
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498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows
28 september 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions.
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497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins
21 september 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine.
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496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker
14 september 2023 |
49 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents.
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495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame
7 september 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread.
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494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine
31 augusti 2023 |
53 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake.
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493: No Such Thing As An X
24 augusti 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's.
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492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps
17 augusti 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks.
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491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War
10 augusti 2023 |
53 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality.
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490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact
3 augusti 2023 |
51 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs.
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489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide
27 juli 2023 |
50 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies.
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488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space
20 juli 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL.
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487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek
13 juli 2023 |
60 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy.
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486: No Such Thing As Purplue
6 juli 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the most romantic Romantic.
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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023
3 juli 2023 |
28 min
Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.
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485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase
29 juni 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations.
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484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor
22 juni 2023 |
48 min
Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium.
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483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone
15 juni 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra.
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482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks
8 juni 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen.
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481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane
1 juni 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables.
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480: No Such Thing As President Muffler
25 maj 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office.
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479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal
18 maj 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing.
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478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko
11 maj 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, and Super Furry Animals.
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477: No Such Thing As ShatGPT
4 maj 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa.
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476: No Such Thing As Othello's Casio
27 april 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and Groundhog Day.
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475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street
20 april 2023 |
47 min
Dan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs, and Mister Bob Hope.
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474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie
13 april 2023 |
60 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation.
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473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies
6 april 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins.
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472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M
30 mars 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and terrible texts.
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471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss
23 mars 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs.
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470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels
16 mars 2023 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal.
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469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube
9 mars 2023 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest.
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468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles
2 mars 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard.
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467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry
23 februari 2023 |
65 min
On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits.
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466: No Such Thing As Political Moss
16 februari 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
10 februari 2023 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs.
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464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
2 februari 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers.
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463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge
26 januari 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.
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462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board
20 januari 2023 |
53 min
Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration.
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461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
12 januari 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose.
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460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
5 januari 2023 |
60 min
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies.
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459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
29 december 2022 |
37 min
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?).
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458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
22 december 2022 |
35 min
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.
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457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
16 december 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride.
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456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
9 december 2022 |
53 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s.
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455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
2 december 2022 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris.
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454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
25 november 2022 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.
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453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
18 november 2022 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.
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452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
11 november 2022 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips.
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451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
4 november 2022 |
63 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale.
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450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
27 oktober 2022 |
58 min
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon.
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449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
20 oktober 2022 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice.
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448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
13 oktober 2022 |
52 min
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants.
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447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
6 oktober 2022 |
49 min
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever.
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446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
29 september 2022 |
45 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films.
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445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
22 september 2022 |
45 min
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots.
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444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
15 september 2022 |
52 min
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation.
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443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
8 september 2022 |
53 min
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets.
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442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
1 september 2022 |
51 min
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions.
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441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
25 augusti 2022 |
57 min
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps.
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440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
18 augusti 2022 |
54 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling.
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439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
11 augusti 2022 |
60 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders.
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438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
4 augusti 2022 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire.
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437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
28 juli 2022 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
22 juli 2022 |
63 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
15 juli 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers.
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434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
8 juli 2022 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes.
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433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
1 juli 2022 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit.
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432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
24 juni 2022 |
57 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts.
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431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
17 juni 2022 |
50 min
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula.
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430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
10 juni 2022 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey).
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No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
3 juni 2022 |
33 min
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend.
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429: No Such Thing As Newsbite
2 juni 2022 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare.
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428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
27 maj 2022 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks.
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427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
20 maj 2022 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning.
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426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
13 maj 2022 |
58 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton.
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425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
6 maj 2022 |
47 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe.
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424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
29 april 2022 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley.
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423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
22 april 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes.
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422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
15 april 2022 |
41 min
In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle.
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421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
8 april 2022 |
57 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography.
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420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
1 april 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors.
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419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
25 mars 2022 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree.
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418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
18 mars 2022 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.
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417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
11 mars 2022 |
47 min
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners.
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416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
4 mars 2022 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there.
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415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
25 februari 2022 |
52 min
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
18 februari 2022 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.
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413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
11 februari 2022 |
55 min
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
4 februari 2022 |
39 min
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
28 januari 2022 |
50 min
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
21 januari 2022 |
39 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'.
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409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
14 januari 2022 |
49 min
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests.
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408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
7 januari 2022 |
43 min
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon.
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407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
31 december 2021 |
41 min
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows.
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406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
24 december 2021 |
44 min
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas.
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405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
17 december 2021 |
43 min
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm.
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403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
10 december 2021 |
41 min
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees.
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402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
3 december 2021 |
44 min
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing.
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401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
26 november 2021 |
47 min
Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe?
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400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
19 november 2021 |
55 min
Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights.
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399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
12 november 2021 |
40 min
Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas.
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398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
5 november 2021 |
47 min
Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law.
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397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
29 oktober 2021 |
42 min
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova.
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396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
22 oktober 2021 |
42 min
Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers.
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395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
15 oktober 2021 |
47 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles.
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394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
8 oktober 2021 |
40 min
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders.
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393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
1 oktober 2021 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent.
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392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
24 september 2021 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons.
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391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
17 september 2021 |
56 min
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like.
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390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
10 september 2021 |
48 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot.
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389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
3 september 2021 |
60 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen.
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388: No Such Thing As A Danquito
27 augusti 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs.
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387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
20 augusti 2021 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing.
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386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
13 augusti 2021 |
60 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan.
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385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
6 augusti 2021 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides.
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384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
30 juli 2021 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc.
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383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
23 juli 2021 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screen
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382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
16 juli 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks.
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381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
9 juli 2021 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people.
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380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
2 juli 2021 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction.
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379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
25 juni 2021 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelons
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378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
18 juni 2021 |
55 min
James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.
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377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
11 juni 2021 |
51 min
James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants.
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376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
4 juni 2021 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means.
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375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
28 maj 2021 |
55 min
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting.
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374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
21 maj 2021 |
57 min
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations.
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373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
14 maj 2021 |
60 min
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink.
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372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
7 maj 2021 |
55 min
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns.
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371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
30 april 2021 |
54 min
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises.
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370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
23 april 2021 |
59 min
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad.
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369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
16 april 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies.
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368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
9 april 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins.
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367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
2 april 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV.
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366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
26 mars 2021 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.
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365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
19 mars 2021 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea.
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No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
17 mars 2021 |
22 min
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!
364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
11 mars 2021 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and sleepy snooker players.
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363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
5 mars 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer.
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362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
26 februari 2021 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company.
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361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
19 februari 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats.
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360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
12 februari 2021 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry.
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359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
5 februari 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety
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358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
29 januari 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go.
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357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
22 januari 2021 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties.
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356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great
15 januari 2021 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs.
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355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
8 januari 2021 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time.
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354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
31 december 2020 |
90 min
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig
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353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
24 december 2020 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing.
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352: No Such Thing As Loki-day
18 december 2020 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is
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351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
11 december 2020 |
60 min
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.
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350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
4 december 2020 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes.
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349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
27 november 2020 |
53 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity.
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348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
20 november 2020 |
53 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles.
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347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
13 november 2020 |
54 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam.
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346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut
6 november 2020 |
60 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs.
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345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill
30 oktober 2020 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special.
344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps
23 oktober 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys.
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343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room
16 oktober 2020 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclear errors and most triumphant costume design.
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342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club
9 oktober 2020 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roosevelt family, the legend of Barry Towncouncil, and what on Earth a not-a-bird is.
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341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich
2 oktober 2020 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and killer Kiwis.
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340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar
25 september 2020 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches and incredible traffic jams.
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339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub
18 september 2020 |
56 min
Anna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring trees and naughty penguins
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338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube
11 september 2020 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crimes and spurious rhymes.
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337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle
4 september 2020 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, linguistic philosophy and a really really big cow
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336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad
28 augusti 2020 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a certain beetle.
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335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers
21 augusti 2020 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Rivers and Ginger Rogers
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334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union
14 augusti 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a very unfortunate giraffe.
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333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados
7 augusti 2020 |
51 min
A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more.
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332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple
31 juli 2020 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who spent a lot of time cooped up.
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331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree
24 juli 2020 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire
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330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo
17 juli 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco moles.
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329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
10 juli 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crab
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328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
3 juli 2020 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday Trading
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327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
26 juni 2020 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies
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No Such Thing As The iSausage
22 juni 2020 |
60 min
Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate.
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326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence
19 juni 2020 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others.
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325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat
12 juni 2020 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers.
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324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
5 juni 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons
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323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
29 maj 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines.
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322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
22 maj 2020 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages.
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321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
15 maj 2020 |
48 min
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012.
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320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
8 maj 2020 |
45 min
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors
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319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
1 maj 2020 |
53 min
James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya!
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318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
24 april 2020 |
52 min
James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean.
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317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
17 april 2020 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change.
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316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
10 april 2020 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails.
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315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
3 april 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes.
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314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
27 mars 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba.
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313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
20 mars 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold.
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312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
13 mars 2020 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego.
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311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
6 mars 2020 |
47 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right.
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310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
28 februari 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action.
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309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
21 februari 2020 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.
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308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
14 februari 2020 |
40 min
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.
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307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
7 februari 2020 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.
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306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
31 januari 2020 |
47 min
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.
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305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
24 januari 2020 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.
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304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
17 januari 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.
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303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
10 januari 2020 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.
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302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
3 januari 2020 |
81 min
Happy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.
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Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
27 december 2019 |
30 min
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com!
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301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
25 december 2019 |
48 min
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.
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300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
20 december 2019 |
59 min
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.
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299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
13 december 2019 |
53 min
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.
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298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
6 december 2019 |
46 min
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
29 november 2019 |
39 min
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.
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296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
22 november 2019 |
43 min
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.
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295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
15 november 2019 |
43 min
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.
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294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
8 november 2019 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.
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293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
1 november 2019 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.
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292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
24 oktober 2019 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.
The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!
Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633
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The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!
Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633
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291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
18 oktober 2019 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
11 oktober 2019 |
56 min
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
4 oktober 2019 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.
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288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
27 september 2019 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.
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287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
20 september 2019 |
40 min
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.
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286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
13 september 2019 |
37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine.
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285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
6 september 2019 |
49 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.
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284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
30 augusti 2019 |
39 min
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.
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283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
23 augusti 2019 |
38 min
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.
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282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
16 augusti 2019 |
42 min
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
9 augusti 2019 |
38 min
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
2 augusti 2019 |
42 min
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
26 juli 2019 |
41 min
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
19 juli 2019 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
12 juli 2019 |
39 min
Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
5 juli 2019 |
40 min
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
28 juni 2019 |
46 min
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
21 juni 2019 |
43 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
14 juni 2019 |
38 min
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
7 juni 2019 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
31 maj 2019 |
38 min
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
24 maj 2019 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
17 maj 2019 |
38 min
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
10 maj 2019 |
46 min
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
3 maj 2019 |
36 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
26 april 2019 |
40 min
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
19 april 2019 |
40 min
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
12 april 2019 |
35 min
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
5 april 2019 |
36 min
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
29 mars 2019 |
35 min
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
22 mars 2019 |
38 min
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
15 mars 2019 |
34 min
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
8 mars 2019 |
37 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
1 mars 2019 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
22 februari 2019 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
15 februari 2019 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
8 februari 2019 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
1 februari 2019 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
25 januari 2019 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
18 januari 2019 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
11 januari 2019 |
44 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
4 januari 2019 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
28 december 2018 |
36 min
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
25 december 2018 |
41 min
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
21 december 2018 |
44 min
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
14 december 2018 |
41 min
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
7 december 2018 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
30 november 2018 |
38 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
23 november 2018 |
75 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
16 november 2018 |
52 min
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
9 november 2018 |
54 min
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
1 november 2018 |
47 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
26 oktober 2018 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
19 oktober 2018 |
32 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
12 oktober 2018 |
34 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
5 oktober 2018 |
42 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
28 september 2018 |
45 min
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
21 september 2018 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
14 september 2018 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
7 september 2018 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
31 augusti 2018 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
24 augusti 2018 |
24 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
17 augusti 2018 |
36 min
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
10 augusti 2018 |
37 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
3 augusti 2018 |
33 min
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
27 juli 2018 |
49 min
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
20 juli 2018 |
46 min
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
13 juli 2018 |
45 min
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
6 juli 2018 |
44 min
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
29 juni 2018 |
41 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
22 juni 2018 |
42 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
14 juni 2018 |
31 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
8 juni 2018 |
46 min
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
1 juni 2018 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
25 maj 2018 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
18 maj 2018 |
36 min
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
11 maj 2018 |
36 min
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
4 maj 2018 |
45 min
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
27 april 2018 |
37 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
20 april 2018 |
45 min
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
13 april 2018 |
44 min
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
6 april 2018 |
48 min
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
30 mars 2018 |
38 min
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
23 mars 2018 |
42 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
23 mars 2018 |
36 min
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
9 mars 2018 |
39 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
2 mars 2018 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
23 februari 2018 |
49 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
16 februari 2018 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
9 februari 2018 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
2 februari 2018 |
43 min
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
26 januari 2018 |
51 min
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
19 januari 2018 |
52 min
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
12 januari 2018 |
39 min
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
6 januari 2018 |
48 min
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
29 december 2017 |
80 min
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Merry Fishmas!
25 december 2017 |
38 min
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
22 december 2017 |
37 min
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
15 december 2017 |
36 min
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
8 december 2017 |
35 min
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
1 december 2017 |
35 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
25 november 2017 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
17 november 2017 |
41 min
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
10 november 2017 |
44 min
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
3 november 2017 |
38 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
1 november 2017 |
34 min
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
27 oktober 2017 |
36 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
20 oktober 2017 |
41 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
13 oktober 2017 |
31 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
6 oktober 2017 |
45 min
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
29 september 2017 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
22 september 2017 |
32 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
15 september 2017 |
32 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
8 september 2017 |
35 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
1 september 2017 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
25 augusti 2017 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
18 augusti 2017 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
11 augusti 2017 |
42 min
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
4 augusti 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
28 juli 2017 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
21 juli 2017 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
14 juli 2017 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
7 juli 2017 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
30 juni 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
23 juni 2017 |
43 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
16 juni 2017 |
40 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
9 juni 2017 |
40 min
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
2 juni 2017 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
26 maj 2017 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
19 maj 2017 |
31 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
11 maj 2017 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
5 maj 2017 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
28 april 2017 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
21 april 2017 |
38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
13 april 2017 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
7 april 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
31 mars 2017 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
24 mars 2017 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
17 mars 2017 |
39 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
10 mars 2017 |
38 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
3 mars 2017 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
24 februari 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
17 februari 2017 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
10 februari 2017 |
37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
3 februari 2017 |
38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
27 januari 2017 |
35 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
20 januari 2017 |
29 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
13 januari 2017 |
37 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
6 januari 2017 |
49 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
30 december 2016 |
33 min
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
23 december 2016 |
31 min
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
16 december 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
9 december 2016 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
2 december 2016 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
25 november 2016 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
18 november 2016 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
12 november 2016 |
37 min
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
4 november 2016 |
37 min
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
28 oktober 2016 |
39 min
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
21 oktober 2016 |
36 min
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
14 oktober 2016 |
41 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
7 oktober 2016 |
36 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
30 september 2016 |
37 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
23 september 2016 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
16 september 2016 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
9 september 2016 |
38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
2 september 2016 |
36 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
26 augusti 2016 |
36 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
19 augusti 2016 |
31 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
12 augusti 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
5 augusti 2016 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
29 juli 2016 |
33 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
22 juli 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
15 juli 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
8 juli 2016 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
1 juli 2016 |
34 min
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
24 juni 2016 |
31 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
16 juni 2016 |
41 min
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
9 juni 2016 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
2 juni 2016 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
26 maj 2016 |
38 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
19 maj 2016 |
31 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
13 maj 2016 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
6 maj 2016 |
33 min
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
29 april 2016 |
37 min
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
22 april 2016 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
15 april 2016 |
33 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
8 april 2016 |
38 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
1 april 2016 |
38 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
25 mars 2016 |
34 min
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
18 mars 2016 |
32 min
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
11 mars 2016 |
33 min
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
4 mars 2016 |
32 min
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
26 februari 2016 |
28 min
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
18 februari 2016 |
33 min
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
12 februari 2016 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
5 februari 2016 |
35 min
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
98: No Such Thing As Planet George
29 januari 2016 |
35 min
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
22 januari 2016 |
34 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
15 januari 2016 |
33 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
8 januari 2016 |
33 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
1 januari 2016 |
34 min
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
25 december 2015 |
33 min
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year!
In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
18 december 2015 |
37 min
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
11 december 2015 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
4 december 2015 |
51 min
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
27 november 2015 |
35 min
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
20 november 2015 |
33 min
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
19 november 2015 |
28 min
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
13 november 2015 |
39 min
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
6 november 2015 |
32 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
30 oktober 2015 |
33 min
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
23 oktober 2015 |
35 min
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
16 oktober 2015 |
36 min
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
9 oktober 2015 |
41 min
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
2 oktober 2015 |
25 min
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
25 september 2015 |
30 min
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
18 september 2015 |
40 min
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
11 september 2015 |
36 min
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
4 september 2015 |
40 min
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice
28 augusti 2015 |
30 min
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
21 augusti 2015 |
46 min
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
14 augusti 2015 |
34 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
7 augusti 2015 |
37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
31 juli 2015 |
33 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
24 juli 2015 |
39 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
17 juli 2015 |
33 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
10 juli 2015 |
35 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
3 juli 2015 |
30 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
26 juni 2015 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
19 juni 2015 |
35 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
12 juni 2015 |
36 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
5 juni 2015 |
29 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
29 maj 2015 |
36 min
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
22 maj 2015 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
15 maj 2015 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
8 maj 2015 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
1 maj 2015 |
44 min
In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
24 april 2015 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
17 april 2015 |
37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
10 april 2015 |
39 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
3 april 2015 |
40 min
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
27 mars 2015 |
37 min
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
20 mars 2015 |
42 min
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
13 mars 2015 |
51 min
Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
6 mars 2015 |
43 min
Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
27 februari 2015 |
45 min
Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
25 februari 2015 |
33 min
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
20 februari 2015 |
34 min
Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
14 februari 2015 |
33 min
Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
7 februari 2015 |
44 min
Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
30 januari 2015 |
44 min
Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
23 januari 2015 |
32 min
Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
16 januari 2015 |
37 min
Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
9 januari 2015 |
46 min
Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
31 december 2014 |
29 min
New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales.
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
24 december 2014 |
41 min
Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television.
40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers
19 december 2014 |
33 min
Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space
12 december 2014 |
35 min
Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you don't want to get invited to.
38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel
6 december 2014 |
46 min
Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire (@lievenscheire) discuss love huts, space pizzas, door-based ants, and rehab for drunk birds.
37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
28 november 2014 |
32 min
Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency Olympic Games, and what happens if you kill the pope.
36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie
21 november 2014 |
32 min
Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to call 999.
35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie
15 november 2014 |
56 min
Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the Antarctic Fire Department, dogs disguised as lions, and a Ming dynasty astronaut.
34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
7 november 2014 |
33 min
Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been and the most expensive thing Bruce Willis ever bought.
33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken
30 oktober 2014 |
33 min
Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a witch and a sorcerer, and why you should really be listening to this on 12 May.
Check out qi.com/halloween for more.
32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
24 oktober 2014 |
34 min
Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh.
31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
17 oktober 2014 |
32 min
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow.
30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music
10 oktober 2014 |
51 min
Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and how northern accents beat the Nazis.
29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn
3 oktober 2014 |
36 min
Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.
28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
26 september 2014 |
30 min
Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...
27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth
19 september 2014 |
31 min
Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the Grey's real name, and more...
26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
13 september 2014 |
43 min
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.
25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants
5 september 2014 |
29 min
Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland.
24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
29 augusti 2014 |
31 min
Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.
23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath
21 augusti 2014 |
35 min
Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental porn, yawning your soul away, and why a beard in battle is a bad idea.
22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter
14 augusti 2014 |
30 min
Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition of Wales.
21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers
8 augusti 2014 |
32 min
Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg cowboys and whether or not we should blow up the Moon.
20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil
1 augusti 2014 |
35 min
Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and more...
19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew
25 juli 2014 |
34 min
Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'.
18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield
18 juli 2014 |
32 min
Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner (@therichturner) discuss James Joyce's tiny underpants dance, a bucket worth starting a war for, fashionable apes, and much more...
17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium
11 juli 2014 |
36 min
Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Chief Gnome John Lloyd (@qikipedia) discuss Elgar's football chants, Arsenal's response to 9/11, how connecting trains can affect a match, and more... Liking football not required
16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland
5 juli 2014 |
28 min
Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) & Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss randy bears, Bhutanese yeti park rangers, clever 12 year old girls, and more...
15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin
28 juni 2014 |
28 min
Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top Gun in China, exploding dolls and David Cameron's door handle.
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
26 juni 2014 |
17 min
South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
25 juni 2014 |
20 min
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
24 juni 2014 |
15 min
Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
23 juni 2014 |
13 min
Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
22 juni 2014 |
18 min
USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
21 juni 2014 |
14 min
Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
20 juni 2014 |
14 min
Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
19 juni 2014 |
12 min
Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
18 juni 2014 |
14 min
Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
16 juni 2014 |
14 min
Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
15 juni 2014 |
13 min
France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
15 juni 2014 |
14 min
Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
14 juni 2014 |
13 min
Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
13 juni 2014 |
12 min
Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
12 juni 2014 |
13 min
Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.
Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans
7 juni 2014 |
31 min
Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames) discuss Charlemagne's tablecloth, Charles Lindbergh's fan mail, the original members of the Mile-High club and more...
13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi
30 maj 2014 |
32 min
Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & special guest Lieven Scheire (@Lievenscheire) discuss Disney's war effort, the rules of pillow fighting, stoned dolphins and more...
12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale
23 maj 2014 |
28 min
Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more...
11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver
16 maj 2014 |
28 min
Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wombat defence, Thailand's underwear policy, how to insult a Prime Minister and more...
10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk
9 maj 2014 |
37 min
Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert (@EricLampaert) discuss illegal javelin throwing, farts in a jar and more...
9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'
2 maj 2014 |
30 min
Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wig theft, un-claimed elephant sperm, hermits at the bottom of the garden & more...
8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon
25 april 2014 |
31 min
Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest ride, Harry Potter's Chinese adventures & more...
7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster
18 april 2014 |
30 min
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a misbehaving coconut, the longest game in the world & more...
6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea
11 april 2014 |
29 min
Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel Prizes Founder Marc Abrahams (@marcabrahams) gather round a microphone to share their favourite newly discovered facts from the last days.
5: No Such Thing As A Kiss
4 april 2014 |
31 min
Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing and moving house.
4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
28 mars 2014 |
28 min
Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious mountains and immortal souls.
Theme Tune: "Wasps" by Emperor Yes. Buy on iTunes now.
3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages
21 mars 2014 |
28 min
Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman (@alexedelman) to discuss the first recorded smile, the most important animal in America and 300 years that may never have happened.
For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark
14 mars 2014 |
30 min
Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm).
For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
8 mars 2014 |
33 min
A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)
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En liten tjänst av I'm With Friends. Finns även på engelska.