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Om podden
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they’ve found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
The podcast No Such Thing As A Fish is created by No Such Thing As A Fish. The podcast and the artwork on this page are embedded on this page using the public podcast feed (RSS).
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549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards
19 september 2024 |
46 min
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss beavers, bottoms, mounties and counting teas.
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548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga
12 september 2024 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your facts, including domes, mushrooms, hiccups and the Flying Doctors.
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547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga
5 september 2024 |
51 min
Live from the Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss raiders, radars, Wales and whales.
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546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall
29 augusti 2024 |
46 min
Live from the Underbelly in Soho, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cheating, repeating, a meeting and some seating.
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545: No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea
22 augusti 2024 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss constant clouds, curvaceous comedians, Polish pilots and furious-sounding Finns.
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544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust
15 augusti 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pizza, poetry, complaining and conveying.
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543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts
8 augusti 2024 |
58 min
Dan, James, Anna and Johnny Knoxville discuss skateboarding, stilt walking, supersonic speed, and some seriously savage soup.
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542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader
1 augusti 2024 |
56 min
James, Anna, Andy and Paul Sinha discuss cinematic blockbusters, celebrities going for gold, some questionable sport, and Martin Luther King's family's fortunes.
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541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat
25 juli 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Dan Snow discuss throwing shade, protecting trees, inventing fireplaces and exiling Romans.
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540: No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous Dams
18 juli 2024 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clippers, snippers, naval eunuchs and wasserkochers.
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539: No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates
11 juli 2024 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss electric guitars, hidden tracks, and why we all love a bit of Seoul.
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538: No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat
4 juli 2024 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pink clothes, orange cats, ballot boxes and Buddhist blast offs.
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537: No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of Graphologists
27 juni 2024 |
58 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss squashing, scribbling, sun spots and sea snooker.
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536: No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla
20 juni 2024 |
51 min
Live from the Nerdland Festival, Andrew, James, Dan and Lieven Scheire discuss coughing crocs, cunning computers, testing toilets, and tall tales about tails.
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535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin
13 juni 2024 |
60 min
Anna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins, and munificent midlanders.
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534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise
6 juni 2024 |
54 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage.
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533: No Such Thing As The Farto Phone
30 maj 2024 |
59 min
James, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouser handles.
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532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'
23 maj 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites.
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531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal
16 maj 2024 |
60 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time.
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530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob
9 maj 2024 |
56 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's tubas and baseball tubers.
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529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love Note
2 maj 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss flying, canning, paging and leeching.
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528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku
25 april 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku.
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527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke
18 april 2024 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies.
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526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana
11 april 2024 |
54 min
James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3.
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525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin
4 april 2024 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie.
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524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff
28 mars 2024 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles.
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523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe
21 mars 2024 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and tearaway trolleys.
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522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons
14 mars 2024 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty lilies.
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521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut
7 mars 2024 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss.
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520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer
29 februari 2024 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads and grilling dinosaurs.
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519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer
22 februari 2024 |
64 min
Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Conjugation.
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518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe
15 februari 2024 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs.
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517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes
8 februari 2024 |
52 min
Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo.
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516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour
1 februari 2024 |
58 min
Anna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'.
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515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker
25 januari 2024 |
62 min
Anna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas.
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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024
23 januari 2024 |
27 min
In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.
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514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower
18 januari 2024 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres.
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513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain
11 januari 2024 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails and inverted rhinos.
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512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap
4 januari 2024 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists.
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511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine
28 december 2023 |
49 min
In Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, over the top diving, teeth, toilets and Torquay.
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510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss
21 december 2023 |
52 min
In a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, pancakes, sherry and gravy.
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509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter
14 december 2023 |
56 min
In a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Berlusconi and Ivan Toney.
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508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk
7 december 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria.
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507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing
30 november 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce.
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506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop
23 november 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes.
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505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'
16 november 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking building.
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504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy
9 november 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing.
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503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute
2 november 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating mics.
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502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February
26 oktober 2023 |
65 min
Dan, James, Andrew and David Mitchell discuss sea turtles, street music, sickly kings and sticky fingers.
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501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie
19 oktober 2023 |
57 min
A compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over the summer at the Soho Theatre in London.
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500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff
12 oktober 2023 |
59 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David.
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499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts
5 oktober 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing.
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498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows
28 september 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions.
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497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins
21 september 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine.
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496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker
14 september 2023 |
49 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents.
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495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame
7 september 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread.
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494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine
31 augusti 2023 |
53 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake.
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493: No Such Thing As An X
24 augusti 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's.
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492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps
17 augusti 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks.
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491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War
10 augusti 2023 |
53 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality.
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490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact
3 augusti 2023 |
51 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs.
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489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide
27 juli 2023 |
50 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies.
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488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space
20 juli 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL.
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487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek
13 juli 2023 |
60 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy.
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486: No Such Thing As Purplue
6 juli 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the most romantic Romantic.
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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023
3 juli 2023 |
28 min
Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.
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485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase
29 juni 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations.
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484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor
22 juni 2023 |
48 min
Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium.
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483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone
15 juni 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra.
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482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks
8 juni 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen.
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481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane
1 juni 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables.
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480: No Such Thing As President Muffler
25 maj 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office.
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479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal
18 maj 2023 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing.
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478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko
11 maj 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, and Super Furry Animals.
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477: No Such Thing As ShatGPT
4 maj 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa.
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476: No Such Thing As Othello's Casio
27 april 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and Groundhog Day.
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475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street
20 april 2023 |
47 min
Dan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs, and Mister Bob Hope.
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474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie
13 april 2023 |
60 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation.
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473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies
6 april 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins.
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472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M
30 mars 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and terrible texts.
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471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss
23 mars 2023 |
61 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs.
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470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels
16 mars 2023 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal.
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469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube
9 mars 2023 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest.
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468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles
2 mars 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard.
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467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry
23 februari 2023 |
65 min
On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits.
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466: No Such Thing As Political Moss
16 februari 2023 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
10 februari 2023 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs.
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464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
2 februari 2023 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers.
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463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge
26 januari 2023 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.
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462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board
20 januari 2023 |
53 min
Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration.
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461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
12 januari 2023 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose.
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460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
5 januari 2023 |
60 min
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies.
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459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
29 december 2022 |
37 min
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?).
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458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
22 december 2022 |
35 min
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.
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457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
16 december 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride.
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456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
9 december 2022 |
53 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s.
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455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
2 december 2022 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris.
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454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
25 november 2022 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.
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453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
18 november 2022 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.
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452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
11 november 2022 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips.
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451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
4 november 2022 |
63 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale.
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450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
27 oktober 2022 |
58 min
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon.
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449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
20 oktober 2022 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice.
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448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
13 oktober 2022 |
52 min
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants.
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447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
6 oktober 2022 |
49 min
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever.
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446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
29 september 2022 |
45 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films.
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445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
22 september 2022 |
45 min
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots.
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444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
15 september 2022 |
52 min
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation.
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443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
8 september 2022 |
53 min
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets.
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442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
1 september 2022 |
51 min
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions.
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441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
25 augusti 2022 |
57 min
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps.
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440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
18 augusti 2022 |
54 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling.
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439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
11 augusti 2022 |
60 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders.
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438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
4 augusti 2022 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire.
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437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
28 juli 2022 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
22 juli 2022 |
63 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
15 juli 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers.
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434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
8 juli 2022 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes.
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433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
1 juli 2022 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit.
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432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
24 juni 2022 |
57 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts.
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431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
17 juni 2022 |
50 min
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula.
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430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
10 juni 2022 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey).
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No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
3 juni 2022 |
33 min
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend.
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429: No Such Thing As Newsbite
2 juni 2022 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare.
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428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
27 maj 2022 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks.
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427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
20 maj 2022 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning.
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426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
13 maj 2022 |
58 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton.
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425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
6 maj 2022 |
47 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe.
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424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
29 april 2022 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley.
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423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
22 april 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes.
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422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
15 april 2022 |
41 min
In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle.
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421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
8 april 2022 |
57 min
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography.
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420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
1 april 2022 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors.
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419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
25 mars 2022 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree.
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418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
18 mars 2022 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.
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417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
11 mars 2022 |
47 min
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners.
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416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
4 mars 2022 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there.
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415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
25 februari 2022 |
52 min
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
18 februari 2022 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.
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413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
11 februari 2022 |
55 min
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
4 februari 2022 |
39 min
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
28 januari 2022 |
50 min
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
21 januari 2022 |
39 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'.
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409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
14 januari 2022 |
49 min
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests.
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408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
7 januari 2022 |
43 min
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon.
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407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
31 december 2021 |
41 min
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows.
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406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
24 december 2021 |
44 min
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas.
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405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
17 december 2021 |
43 min
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm.
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403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
10 december 2021 |
41 min
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees.
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402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
3 december 2021 |
44 min
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing.
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401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
26 november 2021 |
47 min
Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe?
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400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
19 november 2021 |
55 min
Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights.
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399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
12 november 2021 |
40 min
Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas.
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398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
5 november 2021 |
47 min
Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law.
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397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
29 oktober 2021 |
42 min
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova.
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396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
22 oktober 2021 |
42 min
Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers.
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395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
15 oktober 2021 |
47 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles.
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394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
8 oktober 2021 |
40 min
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders.
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393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
1 oktober 2021 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent.
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392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
24 september 2021 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons.
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391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
17 september 2021 |
56 min
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like.
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390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
10 september 2021 |
48 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot.
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389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
3 september 2021 |
60 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen.
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388: No Such Thing As A Danquito
27 augusti 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs.
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387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
20 augusti 2021 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing.
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386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
13 augusti 2021 |
60 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan.
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385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
6 augusti 2021 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides.
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384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
30 juli 2021 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc.
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383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
23 juli 2021 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screen
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382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
16 juli 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks.
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381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
9 juli 2021 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people.
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380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
2 juli 2021 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction.
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379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
25 juni 2021 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelons
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378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
18 juni 2021 |
55 min
James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.
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377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
11 juni 2021 |
51 min
James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants.
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376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
4 juni 2021 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means.
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375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
28 maj 2021 |
55 min
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting.
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374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
21 maj 2021 |
57 min
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations.
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373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
14 maj 2021 |
60 min
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink.
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372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
7 maj 2021 |
55 min
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns.
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371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
30 april 2021 |
54 min
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises.
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370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
23 april 2021 |
59 min
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad.
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369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
16 april 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies.
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368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
9 april 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins.
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367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
2 april 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV.
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366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
26 mars 2021 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.
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365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
19 mars 2021 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea.
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No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
17 mars 2021 |
22 min
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!
364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
11 mars 2021 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and sleepy snooker players.
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363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
5 mars 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer.
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362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
26 februari 2021 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company.
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361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
19 februari 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats.
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360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
12 februari 2021 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry.
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359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
5 februari 2021 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety
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358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
29 januari 2021 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go.
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357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
22 januari 2021 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties.
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356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great
15 januari 2021 |
59 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs.
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355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
8 januari 2021 |
57 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time.
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354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
31 december 2020 |
90 min
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig
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353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
24 december 2020 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing.
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352: No Such Thing As Loki-day
18 december 2020 |
59 min
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is
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351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
11 december 2020 |
60 min
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.
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350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
4 december 2020 |
57 min
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes.
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349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
27 november 2020 |
53 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity.
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348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
20 november 2020 |
53 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles.
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347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
13 november 2020 |
54 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam.
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346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut
6 november 2020 |
60 min
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs.
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345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill
30 oktober 2020 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special.
344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps
23 oktober 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys.
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343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room
16 oktober 2020 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclear errors and most triumphant costume design.
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342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club
9 oktober 2020 |
56 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roosevelt family, the legend of Barry Towncouncil, and what on Earth a not-a-bird is.
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341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich
2 oktober 2020 |
62 min
Dan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and killer Kiwis.
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340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar
25 september 2020 |
58 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches and incredible traffic jams.
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339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub
18 september 2020 |
56 min
Anna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring trees and naughty penguins
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338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube
11 september 2020 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crimes and spurious rhymes.
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337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle
4 september 2020 |
54 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, linguistic philosophy and a really really big cow
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336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad
28 augusti 2020 |
52 min
Dan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a certain beetle.
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335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers
21 augusti 2020 |
56 min
Dan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Rivers and Ginger Rogers
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334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union
14 augusti 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a very unfortunate giraffe.
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333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados
7 augusti 2020 |
51 min
A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more.
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332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple
31 juli 2020 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who spent a lot of time cooped up.
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331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree
24 juli 2020 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire
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330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo
17 juli 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco moles.
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329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
10 juli 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crab
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328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
3 juli 2020 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday Trading
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327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
26 juni 2020 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies
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No Such Thing As The iSausage
22 juni 2020 |
60 min
Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate.
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326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence
19 juni 2020 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others.
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325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat
12 juni 2020 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers.
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324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
5 juni 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons
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323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
29 maj 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines.
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322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
22 maj 2020 |
55 min
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages.
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321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
15 maj 2020 |
48 min
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012.
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320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
8 maj 2020 |
45 min
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors
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319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
1 maj 2020 |
53 min
James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya!
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318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
24 april 2020 |
52 min
James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean.
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317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
17 april 2020 |
55 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change.
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316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
10 april 2020 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails.
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315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
3 april 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes.
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314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
27 mars 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba.
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313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
20 mars 2020 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold.
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312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
13 mars 2020 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego.
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311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
6 mars 2020 |
47 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right.
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310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
28 februari 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action.
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309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
21 februari 2020 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.
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308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
14 februari 2020 |
40 min
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.
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307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
7 februari 2020 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.
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306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
31 januari 2020 |
47 min
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.
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305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
24 januari 2020 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.
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304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
17 januari 2020 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.
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303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
10 januari 2020 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.
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302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
3 januari 2020 |
81 min
Happy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.
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Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
27 december 2019 |
30 min
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com!
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301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
25 december 2019 |
48 min
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.
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300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
20 december 2019 |
59 min
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.
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299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
13 december 2019 |
53 min
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.
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298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
6 december 2019 |
46 min
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
29 november 2019 |
39 min
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.
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296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
22 november 2019 |
43 min
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.
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295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
15 november 2019 |
43 min
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.
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294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
8 november 2019 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.
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293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
1 november 2019 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.
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292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
24 oktober 2019 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.
The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!
Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633
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The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!
Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633
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291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
18 oktober 2019 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
11 oktober 2019 |
56 min
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
4 oktober 2019 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.
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288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
27 september 2019 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.
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287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
20 september 2019 |
40 min
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.
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286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
13 september 2019 |
37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine.
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285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
6 september 2019 |
49 min
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.
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284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
30 augusti 2019 |
39 min
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.
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283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
23 augusti 2019 |
38 min
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.
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282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
16 augusti 2019 |
42 min
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
9 augusti 2019 |
38 min
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
2 augusti 2019 |
42 min
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
26 juli 2019 |
41 min
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
19 juli 2019 |
49 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
12 juli 2019 |
39 min
Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
5 juli 2019 |
40 min
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
28 juni 2019 |
46 min
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
21 juni 2019 |
43 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
14 juni 2019 |
38 min
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
7 juni 2019 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
31 maj 2019 |
38 min
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
24 maj 2019 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
17 maj 2019 |
38 min
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
10 maj 2019 |
46 min
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
3 maj 2019 |
36 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
26 april 2019 |
40 min
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
19 april 2019 |
40 min
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
12 april 2019 |
35 min
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
5 april 2019 |
36 min
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
29 mars 2019 |
35 min
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
22 mars 2019 |
38 min
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
15 mars 2019 |
34 min
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
8 mars 2019 |
37 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
1 mars 2019 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
22 februari 2019 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
15 februari 2019 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
8 februari 2019 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
1 februari 2019 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
25 januari 2019 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
18 januari 2019 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
11 januari 2019 |
44 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
4 januari 2019 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
28 december 2018 |
36 min
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
25 december 2018 |
41 min
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
21 december 2018 |
44 min
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
14 december 2018 |
41 min
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
7 december 2018 |
50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
30 november 2018 |
38 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
23 november 2018 |
75 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
16 november 2018 |
52 min
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
9 november 2018 |
54 min
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
1 november 2018 |
47 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
26 oktober 2018 |
54 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
19 oktober 2018 |
32 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
12 oktober 2018 |
34 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
5 oktober 2018 |
42 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
28 september 2018 |
45 min
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
21 september 2018 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
14 september 2018 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
7 september 2018 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
31 augusti 2018 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
24 augusti 2018 |
24 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
17 augusti 2018 |
36 min
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
10 augusti 2018 |
37 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
3 augusti 2018 |
33 min
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
27 juli 2018 |
49 min
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
20 juli 2018 |
46 min
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
13 juli 2018 |
45 min
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
6 juli 2018 |
44 min
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
29 juni 2018 |
41 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
22 juni 2018 |
42 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
14 juni 2018 |
31 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
8 juni 2018 |
46 min
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
1 juni 2018 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
25 maj 2018 |
53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
18 maj 2018 |
36 min
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
11 maj 2018 |
36 min
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
4 maj 2018 |
45 min
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
27 april 2018 |
37 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
20 april 2018 |
45 min
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
13 april 2018 |
44 min
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
6 april 2018 |
48 min
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
30 mars 2018 |
38 min
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
23 mars 2018 |
42 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
23 mars 2018 |
36 min
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
9 mars 2018 |
39 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
2 mars 2018 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
23 februari 2018 |
49 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
16 februari 2018 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
9 februari 2018 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
2 februari 2018 |
43 min
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
26 januari 2018 |
51 min
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
19 januari 2018 |
52 min
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
12 januari 2018 |
39 min
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
6 januari 2018 |
48 min
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
29 december 2017 |
80 min
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Merry Fishmas!
25 december 2017 |
38 min
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
22 december 2017 |
37 min
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
15 december 2017 |
36 min
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
8 december 2017 |
35 min
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
1 december 2017 |
35 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
25 november 2017 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
17 november 2017 |
41 min
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
10 november 2017 |
44 min
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
3 november 2017 |
38 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
1 november 2017 |
34 min
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
27 oktober 2017 |
36 min
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
20 oktober 2017 |
41 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
13 oktober 2017 |
31 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
6 oktober 2017 |
45 min
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
29 september 2017 |
40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
22 september 2017 |
32 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
15 september 2017 |
32 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
8 september 2017 |
35 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
1 september 2017 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
25 augusti 2017 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
18 augusti 2017 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
11 augusti 2017 |
42 min
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
4 augusti 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
28 juli 2017 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
21 juli 2017 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
14 juli 2017 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
7 juli 2017 |
51 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
30 juni 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
23 juni 2017 |
43 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
16 juni 2017 |
40 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
9 juni 2017 |
40 min
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
2 juni 2017 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
26 maj 2017 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
19 maj 2017 |
31 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
11 maj 2017 |
46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
5 maj 2017 |
52 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
28 april 2017 |
48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
21 april 2017 |
38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
13 april 2017 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
7 april 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
31 mars 2017 |
44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
24 mars 2017 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
17 mars 2017 |
39 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
10 mars 2017 |
38 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
3 mars 2017 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
24 februari 2017 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
17 februari 2017 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
10 februari 2017 |
37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
3 februari 2017 |
38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
27 januari 2017 |
35 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
20 januari 2017 |
29 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
13 januari 2017 |
37 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
6 januari 2017 |
49 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
30 december 2016 |
33 min
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
23 december 2016 |
31 min
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
16 december 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
9 december 2016 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
2 december 2016 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
25 november 2016 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
18 november 2016 |
42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
12 november 2016 |
37 min
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
4 november 2016 |
37 min
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
28 oktober 2016 |
39 min
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
21 oktober 2016 |
36 min
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
14 oktober 2016 |
41 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
7 oktober 2016 |
36 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
30 september 2016 |
37 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
23 september 2016 |
45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
16 september 2016 |
41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
9 september 2016 |
38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
2 september 2016 |
36 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
26 augusti 2016 |
36 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
19 augusti 2016 |
31 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
12 augusti 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
5 augusti 2016 |
32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
29 juli 2016 |
33 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
22 juli 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
15 juli 2016 |
35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
8 juli 2016 |
34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
1 juli 2016 |
34 min
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
24 juni 2016 |
31 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
16 juni 2016 |
41 min
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
9 juni 2016 |
39 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
2 juni 2016 |
43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.