This week the Pauls realise they're the last in a long line of vampire slayers but are ultimately disappointed when this amounts to nothing more than being disgusted by penises and living in a state of constant gay panic. Also, women are super evil and we had no idea. Don't believe us? You obviously haven't seen Lesbian Vampire Killers. So what's the one good thing?
Featuring: misogyny! how to be a man, a concept album we can all enjoy, the importance of delivery and god really just a lot of gay panic.