OB7. Dashboard fish, the best estate ever, and why small cars make small money, in a Daihatsu Sirion

Kitch is back! Hooray! And this week, he's telling Scrof about the cars he's owned, but never really loved. Which, it turns out, is most of them.

One he did love, though, is a legendary estate he got for free from a bloke in Sheffield, and which turned out to be virtually unkillable. No prizes for guessing which French marque it came from.

We're also sitting in a small car this week, to talk about small cars, and why the industry is having trouble making them. Can it really be that hard? The answer, as it turns out, is 'yes'. Scrof explains why.

All this, plus: why one day you may need to go back to your dealer to get your dashboard fish reset.