063 - Twilight: New Moon

We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

This Week -

Twilight  (2009)

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner (because he is buff, now) 

A wonderful movie that is a sparkly shirtless teenage beefcake Hell.

We ask the tough questions this week…

Was Edward really that interesting to be this depressed over?

What happens to wolves' clothes when they change into a wolf? 

Do vampires have fish powers? 

**There’s a lot of poop jokes in this episode for some reason??? 

Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

HEIGL Meter!!

A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 

Sarah:  6,020 Heigls 

James:  60 Heigls 

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Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

James -

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Crime in Sports podcast

Small Town Murder podcast

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