PseudoPod 748: The Infinite Error is a PseudoPod original. This is this story’s first time appearing to the public. It will be included in the forthcoming collaborative collection The Latham-Fielding Liaison. —E.M. Cioran, The Trouble with Being Born Of course, I would have preferred to defecate at home in the privacy and comfort of my own bathroom, but my bowels refuse to move…