Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too

Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun )

Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore

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Girls just wanna have fun

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson 

Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore

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"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5)

Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror

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Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise?

Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! )

Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids

Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday!

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This house needs a full gut reno

Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness

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Vomiting zombies... Vombies!

Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence

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Who does this clown think he is?

Approachability: 1/10 (Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia

Approachability: 6/10 ( Intense thriller w/horror vibes )

Content Warnings: Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death.

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Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard

Approachability: 7/10 (Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody)

Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Shitty boyfriend; Shitty parents

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Puberty is a pretty rough time.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares

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Acid trip Kill Bill

Approachability: 2/10 ( Ultraviolent revenge tale )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing

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Is it cake… or is it shunt

Approachability: 2/10 ( Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting

July 20 Livestream on Patreon: Midsommar (2019)

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Maybe you're just not a cat person.(alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night)

Approachability: 8/10 ( Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death

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Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box?

Approachability: 1/10 (Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc.)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm

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* note: this movie is listed as Darker Than Night on Shudder

1980s sax appeal

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Approachability: 8/10 (Totally 80s PG-13 horror )

Content Warnings: Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares

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Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live.

Approachability: 8/10 (Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness)

Content Warnings: Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness

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Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Very PG-ish and fun monster movie )

Content Warnings: Some gooey gore; animal death

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The time-traveling witch does not like your shower.

Approachability: 9/10 (80s TV-level scares )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror

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You're gonna need a spookier boat.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder.

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You'll never guess what this movie is about.

Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Blood/gore

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The blanket monster wants your child.

Approachability: 6/10 (Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting

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Stop and kill the flowers.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares )

Content Warnings: Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore

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You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…

Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use

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Nice family gets along great.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative )

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares

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We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…

Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. )

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence

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Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room…

Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. )

Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises

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This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh

Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation

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Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! 

Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey

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Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.

Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death

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He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.

Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall )

Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes

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Dirtbike shitheads are at it again

Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror )

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse

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Maybe don't buy a Plymouth

Special Guest: Chris Brown

Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller )

Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares.

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What goes around comes around.

Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale)

Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror

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The title is the plot.

Special Guest: Jen Brown 

Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide

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Hollywood's a cutthroat business

Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore

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What if a city… but also a giant monster?

Special Guest Brie Williams 

Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore)

Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares.

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Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language

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Welcome to Nun Island

Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants )

Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids

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Look, ma! Two hands!

Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard )

Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse

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PSA: Always wear your seatbelt!

Special Guest: Julia Schifini 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore

For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film.

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This movie is about f*ckin' cars.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors )

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore

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There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror )

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore

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Throw a party worthy of the end of the world

Approachability:  10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty

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Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest )

Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape

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Hornt up… for death!

Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)

Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore

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The lesson here is get better friends

Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror)

Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore

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"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness"

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word)

Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm;

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"Unsafe at Any Speed"

Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives

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Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails?

Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men

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Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)

Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here.

Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here)

Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault

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National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch

Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck)

Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood

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This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore

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Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011)

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Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore

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Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone

Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches)

Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment

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Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier!

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Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression

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Expressionistic Germans are at it again.

Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch)

Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police

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A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell

Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time)

Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery

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Are you haunted or do you just need help?

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying

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Satan-loving French people are at it again

Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense

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“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.”

Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence)

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack

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If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be )

Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit

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LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon

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Those express trains get you every time.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror )

Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles

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This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"

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Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault

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Who are you?

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson 

Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense )

Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting

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Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!!

Approachability:  2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles )

Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares

Alternate Ending 

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What if Alien… but with titties?

Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

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Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters…

Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature

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They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! )

Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares

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I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs

Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun)

Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide

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If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers

Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death

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A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle

Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum )

Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment

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A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers

Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic )

Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture 

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Therapy: The Movie

Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore

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FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement

Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness

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For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror )

Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault

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Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022)

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How do Leprechaun work?

Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary )

Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence

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Witch, please

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror )

Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc.

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Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Cheesy 1960s spooky stories )

Content Warnings: Animal Death, Suicide

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Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl

Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller )

Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression

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Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world.

Special Guest: Anthony Hudson 

Approachability: 4/10 ( 80s-style camp killer camp classic )

Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit

Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic"

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Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Arthouse prairie thriller)

Content Warnings: Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood

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Approachability:  9/10 ( Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller )

Content Warnings: General spookiness

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They probably should have gone to Barcelona.

Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film, but it still goes hard )

Content Warnings: Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia

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The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. )

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake

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Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend

Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser )

Content Warnings: Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide

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Gimme that old time religion. 

Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide

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God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?

Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies)

Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house )

Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia;

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It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast.

Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film)

Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death

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I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit.

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse

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Cook like an Egyptian...

Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)

Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood

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Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama

Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore

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"Hail to the king, baby"

Special Guest: Alex Steed 

Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)

Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons

Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 

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We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)

Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares

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If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.

Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Friday the 13th Bonus Episode

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Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to.

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters

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PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths)

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That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama)

Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men

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The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style)

Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders

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Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time.

Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy)

Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault

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A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen

Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun)

Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares

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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death.

Up Next: Trilogy of Terror (1975) 

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New phone. Who's this?

Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.)

Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder

Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019) 

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Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale. 

It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue."

All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12!

Cecil and I will be back on Tuesday, Nov 15, with a new episode of Random Horror 9!

Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you!

Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares

Up Next: The Black Phone (2021) 

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A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all.

Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest)

Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier.

Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002) 

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Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father.

Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. )

Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death

Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)

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Leave the horse. Take the clown truck.

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! 

Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie)

Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault

Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) 

Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 

LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001) 

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"Where's it at, Monistat?"

Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny

Up Next: The Day of the Triffids (1962) 

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How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?

Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009) 

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What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?

Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)

Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide

Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king

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"Mommy, where do kittens come from?"

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale)

Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures.

Up Next: Anaconda (1997) 

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Let's give Heather some love.

Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast  

Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic)

Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam

Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021) 

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Don't sleep and drive.

Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers)

Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide

Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999) 

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Wait… what?

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion

Up Next: Raaz (2002) 

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They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark.

Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes

Up Next: The Visitor (1979) 

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Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt)

Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death

Up Next: Zombie (1979) 

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Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart.

Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse)

Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation

Up Next: The Final Girls (2015) 

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Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore

Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976) 

Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) 

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You're *such* a gemini.

Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick)

Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore

Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

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Busby Berkeley in the Amazon

Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture)

Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything

Up Next: Madhouse (1981)

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Always read the contract.

Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.)

Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment

Up Next: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) 

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A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.)

Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922)

Up Next: Unsane (2019)

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The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.)

Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore.

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I'll just have a salad. Thanks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things)

Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror

Up Next: Audition (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/audition

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Hellraiser on a space ship.

Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares

Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022

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Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?)

Content Warnings: (none)

Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997

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This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb.

Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.)

Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares

Up Next: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/frankenstein-meets-the-wolfman

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[ominous singing in a foreign language]

Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary)

Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny

Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers

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This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces)

Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore

Up Next: The City of the Dead (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-city-of-the-dead

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The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle.

Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!)

Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror

Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5

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The hockey mask debut-eth.

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief

Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore

Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires

Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan

AND

Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn.

Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense)

Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares;

Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985

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Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE.

Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas)

Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore

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Where's Waldo? But make it creepy.

Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py)

Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager

Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1

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Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon

Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending)

Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death

Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo

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And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting

Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh

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Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it.

Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy)

Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment

Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte

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Just say no to blood, kids.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.)

Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood

Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead

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Never trust neighbors or actors.

Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting

Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction

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The first year of high school is always the roughest.

Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)

Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse

Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby

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She's my mother's sister's girl.

Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery

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Everyone has that super annoying little brother.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.)

Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse

Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie

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A good plumber is hard to find.

Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares)

Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit

Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021

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Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think)

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares

Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water

Live Patreon Show Sat Feb 12 @ 3pm ET: Sleepy Hollow (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sleepy-hollow

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Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.)

Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language

Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961

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The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes.

Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death

Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf

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What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby)

Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares)

Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore

Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha

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Come here and let mommy clean you up.

Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares

Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners

LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous

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I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did.

Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody)

Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis

Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood

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Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here.

Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror)

Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror

Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room

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Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends.

Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion

Up Next:  Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings

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You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable...

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face)

Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness

Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017

Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: 

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Zombies be shoppin'.

Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking)

Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death

Up Next: Black Sunday (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-sunday-1961

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ET fucks around and finds out.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling

Up Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJTmrNK92aQ

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There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay?

Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll

Up Next: Attack the Block (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-the-block

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Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion?

Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks

Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia;

Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist

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