The highway patrol officers turned on their sirens. 2nd drunk driver of the night. This guy was worse than the first.
He had a friend in the passenger seat - drunk, passed out, and he didn’t even realize they had been pulled over.
He sat there sleeping while the driver was being arrested.
“Come on bud time to find a new ride” - the officer tapped the window.
That’s when he realized - the passenger wasn’t drunk.
He was dead.
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