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It's the breakout role for Jake Gyllenhaal. It reminded us why Smurfette was created and by whom. It introduced the world to Sparkle Motion. When Donnie Darko was released in 2001, few could have anticipated its rapid rise to cult classic status, but this cerebral film spawned a theatrical adaptation, an unofficial sequel, and there are plans for an alleged official sequel. But perhaps Dan and Jon have some other ideas.

Next episode: Election (1999) • E

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When we set out to cover a movie for every letter of the alphabet, we had plenty of great options for C. However, we chose C.C. and Company instead. This film is a bizarre combination of football star Joe Namath, Ann-Margret, and Motocross. Not a single transfer of the film looks good, there are no fewer than 3 versions of the film on streaming services, but it's still highly enjoyable and best watched with friends.

Next episode: Donnie Darko (2001) • D

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Bette Midler, Lily Tomlin, Bette Midler, and Lily Tomlin?!?!?! That's right - this 1988 comedy, directed by legend Jim Abrahams features Midler and Tomlin as two sets of identical twins mixed up at a West Virginia Hospital. It doesn't matter if it gets messy at times, it's a load of fun. The movie also features baby Seth Green, Fred Ward, Edward Herrmann, Michael Gross, and Mary Gross. Dan and Jon have a blast discussing the film and have some ideas on how it could be revisited in the 21st century.

Next episode: C.C. & Company (1970) • C

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Who would have known that a simple 1997 monster movie would stand the test of time and become a true cult classic. Also, who would have known that many of its stars would be some of the most popular actors nearly 30 years later? And who can explain exactly what Jon Voight was thinking with his performance? On the 3rd series premiere, Dan and Jon celebrate Anaconda and imagine how it could be revisited in 2024, despite existing plans for a resurrection of the series.

Next episode: Big Business (1988) • B

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It's the season 2 finale! We're wrapping up our cinematic tour of the USA with Wyoming-set Cat Ballou, starring Jane Fonda and Lee Marvin. Dan and Jon celebrate its unique place in cinema history, Jane Fonda's transition from working actress to superstar to activist and how she used her star-power to raise awareness for major global issues. They also theorize how Cat Ballou could be revisited in the present day.

Next SEASON: Alphabet Yo-Yo: Films from A-Z, then Z-A

Next episode: Anaconda (1997) • A

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If you listened to our episode on Nothing But Trouble (1991), you'll know that this isn't the first Dan Aykroyd/John Candy film we've covered on the podcast. This perfect odd-couple duo brings the blowhard vs. pushover dynamic into the woods of Wisconsin for The Great Outdoors, written by John Hughes and directed by Howard Deutch. Dan and Jon celebrate the wackiness, memorable lines, and unforgettably shocking moments and imagine a new future for the 80s classic.

Next episode: Cat Ballou (1965) • Wyoming

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Robert Mitchum, the original king of creep, leads this spooky tale of a murderous criminal claiming to be a preacher just so he can get $10,000 from his ex-cellmate's kids. The film features brilliant set dressing, cinematography, and performances from Mitchum, Lillian Gish, Shelley Winters, and Billy Chapin. Dan and Jon celebrate all of the things that make The Night of the Hunter a classic and imagine new ways it could be revisited.

Next episode: The Great Outdoors (1988) • Wisconsin

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It's a Ruined Childhoods Two-fer! Dan and Jon celebrate two DC-based classics and imagines how they could be revisited. One is a James Stewart political drama. The other is a Holly Hunter/Albert Brooks/William Hurt journalism dramedy. Both are compelling. Both have been heralded as cinematic greats. Both perfectly represent the District of Columbia on celluloid.

Next episode: Night of the Hunter (1955) • West Virginia

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I don't know but I've been told - I've got nowhere else to go! On this episode of the podcast, are celebrating the cinema of Washington state. Coming off an episode dedicated to Major Payne, it only feels appropriate to speak about a similar film with a very different tone, An Officer and a Gentleman. This Richard Gere/Debra Winger/Louis Gossett Jr. classic showcases immense talents, iconic moments, and Robert Loggia like we've never seen him. Dan and Jon not only share how they would revisit the movie in 2024, but also the lasting impact one host has on the film's Wikipedia page.

Next episode: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) & Broadcast News (1987) • Washington DC

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I don't know but I've been told - Major Payne's 29 years old! On this episode of the podcast, Dan and Jon celebrate one of the few Virginia films not focused on Washington DC. This Damon Wayans classic follows a time-honored tradition of movies about kids not made for kids. Dan and Jon have some ideas of how they would revisit Major Payne 29 years after its release.

Next episode: An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) • Washington

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Diane Keaton is a businesswoman and business is BOOMING! But when an unexpected baby enters the picture, something's gotta give. On this episode, Dan and Jon celebrate the 1987 women-in-the-workforce meets unprepared-parent classic, Baby Boom, and imagine a new life for a 37 year old classic.

Next episode: Major Payne (1995) • Virginia

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Oi! Oi! Oi! Strap on your studded leather belts, dye your hair green, and fight the system! On this episode, Dan & Jon trek to Utah on their cinematic journey across these United States. This cult classic breaks down the intricacies of the 1980s punk scene in America in style and Dan & Jon share their thoughts on how to resurrect this beloved film.

Next episode: Baby Boom (1987) • Vermont

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YEE-HAW, RANGERS! Jon and Dan are in Texas talking about the 1983 action classic, Lone Wolf McQuade, starring Chuck Norris and David Carradine in a bizarre study of beer, guns, and Texas-Style martial arts. Dan and Jon celebrates its weirdness, share some moments that stood out to them, and propose some ideas on how to bring back this tale of a sorta-renegade Texas ranger.

Next episode: SLC PUNK (1998) • Utah

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RIP Shelley Duvall (1949 - 2024)

Jon and Dan take their cinematic tour to Tennessee on this episode of the podcast and couldn't resist the opportunity to sing the praises of Robert Altman's classic country music-meets-political thriller classic, Nashville. This star-filled cast (including early roles for many soon-to-be stars) weaves together a story of politics, concerning both the federal government and the inner-workings of Nashville's complex music scene.

**This episode was recorded on July 3, 2024, a week before the passing of the legendary Shelley Duvall and ten days before the assassination attempt on former president Donald Trump. Although deciding to discuss Nashville at this time is a coincidence, we understand that our commentary on politically-driven assassinations may be upsetting to some and do not wish to cause emotional harm.

Next episode: Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) • Texas

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Inspired by the story of a true crime, Badlands takes the audience on a journey through the vastness of South Dakota and into rural Montana. Dan and Jon celebrate the film, the astonishing direction by rookie Terrence Malick, and the breathtaking performances by big-screen freshmen Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek.

Next episode: Nashville (1975) • Tennessee

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Capture the vibe of coastal South Carolina with an all-star 80s cast. Dan and Jon share their experiences watching The Big Chill and imagine how its legacy could be extended today.

Next episode: Badlands (1973) • South Dakota

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When it comes to Rhode Island cinema, accessing the work of the Farrelly Brothers is a good start. This film may not be directed by Peter or Bobby, but was co-written by the duo based on Peter's novel. The movie may have its flaws, but they were likely implemented due to studio notes and a particularly evil executive.

Next episode: The Big Chill (1983) • South Carolina

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Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Who are we? JOHNNY DEPP??? On this episode, Jon and Dan are in Puerto Rico featuring a movie filmed and set on the Island of Enchantment, The Rum Diary.

Next episode: Outside Providence (1999) • Rhode Island

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Before there was Dr. Richard Kimball, Henry Turner, or Dutch Van Den Broeck there was John Book. In this Peter Weir classic, Harrison Ford is a Philadelphia detective who is uncovering a murderous plot within his own precinct, but the only way to stay safe and expose the crooked cops is to hide out in Amish Country with the boy who witnessed a murder (Lucas Haas) and his hot mom (Kelly McGillis).

Next episode: The Rum Diary (2011) • Puerto Rico

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HEY YOU GUYS! Jon has a thorough chat with Behman Zakeri, owner of the Walsh's house from the Goonies! Listen to their chat about what it takes to own a piece of film history. ALSO, this BONUS episode is released on GOONIES DAY, which occurs every year on June 7, which was the original release date of The Goonies in 1985.

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Next episode: Witness (1985) • Pennsylvania

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HEY YOU GUYS! It's finally time for Dan and Jon to talk about The Goonies, the Richard Donner classic and share how they would bring back this adventure classic in 2024.

Next episode: Witness (1985) • Pennsylvania

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Oklahoma cowboys may be a dime a dozen, but ones that are eternal and nocturnal? Katheryn Bigelow's Near Dark covers that territory with what may be the only vampire western. The film features an amazing cast (Bill Paxton, Lance Henriksen, Jenette Goldstein) and score (Tangerine Dream), and Dan and Jon have some thoughts on how it could be properly brought back.

Next episode: The Goonies (1985) • Oregon

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The town of Clyde, OH may be real, but this story that takes place there is too strange to be true. On this episode, Dan and Jon celebrate Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael, the tale of a quirky teenage adoptee imagining a better life with the celebrity she believes is her biological mother. The cast features Winona Ryder and Jeff Daniels.

Next episode: Near Dark (1987) • Oklahoma

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Hold onto your GOLD because we're in North Dakota talking about the 1993 cult horror classic, Leprechaun! This film defied the odds of being a throwaway release, but the impending star-power of Jennifer Aniston catapulted the film into the annals of film history. It also didn't hurt that it featured the Willow star, Warwick Davis.

Next episode: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) • Ohio

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Hold onto your gis because we're in North Carolina talking about the 2006 cult classic, The Foot Fist Way! This film stars Danny McBride, Ben Best, Jody Hill, and Mary Jane Bostic and showed the world the yin to The Karate Kid's yang. Also, Dan and Jon consider new ways to bring back the movie's characters and extend its legacy.

Next episode: Leprechaun (1993) • North Dakota

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Dan and Jon have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES talking about the 1987 independent classic, Dirty Dancing. Dan and Jon share information about the film's production, the happy accidents that made the movie work, and their own personal experiences vacationing in the Catskills.

Next episode: The Foot Fist Way (2006) • North Carolina

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Dan and Jon are exploring New Mexico cinema (set, not shot) with the Gary Cooper western classic, High Noon. This Hollywood blacklisting allegory also showcases the talents of Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado, and Lloyd Bridges all in strong supporting roles. Dan and Jon talk a bit about the film's legacy and imagine how it could be brought back today.

Also, High Noon was JUST RELEASED on 4k Ultra HD Blu-Ray by Kino Lorber, featuring a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative and new audio commentaries from Author/Film Historian Alan K. Rode & Film Historian/Writer Julie Kirgo.

Next episode: Dirty Dancing (1987) • New York

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Dan and Jon are back in their home state (spiritually, not physically) to talk about all of the things that make New Jersey, well, New Jersey. One of these things is the main setting of Kevin Smith's 2nd feature film, Mallrats.

Next episode: High Noon (1952) • New Mexico

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The Ruined Childhoods podcast is up in New Hampshire to discuss the Nicole Kidman/Joaquin Phoenix/Matt Dillon dark comedy classic, To Die For - the 5th feature by director Gus Van Sant. This film, set in the Granite State, has recently entered the Criterion Collection, and rightfully so.

Next episode: Mallrats (1995) • New Jersey

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Take away the story behind the 1961 Marilyn Monroe/Clark Gable/Montgomery Clift classic and what do you have? Dan and Jon dissect The Misfits and try to find news ways to improve upon the final films of two Hollywood icons.

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Dan and Jon are trekking from Montana to Nebraska with the Grant family to see if Woody actually won a million bucks.

Next episode: The Misfits (1961) • Nevada

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Dan and Jon couldn't decide on one early-to-mid-90s Columbla/TriStar emotionally withholding father 1920s-era Brad Pitt Montana movie, so they picked BOTH!

Next episode: Nebraska (2013) • Nebraska

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This week, Dan and Jon are in the backwoods of Missouri as Jennifer Lawrence tries to find her bail-jumping meth-cooking father. They also give their quick thoughts on the upcoming Academy Awards.

Next episode: A River Runs Through It (1992) & Legends of the Fall (1994) • Montana

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Dan and Jon are in 1960s Mississippi to take a close look at the Norman Jewison Oscar winner, In the Heat of the Night starring Sidney Poitier and Rod Steiger. This film should be required cinema in understanding racial relations in civil rights era rural south, and Dan and Jon have some ideas on how to keep it fresh in the modern era.

Next episode: Winter's Bone (2010) • Missouri

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On the Ruined Childhoods road trip across America, Dan and Jon are stopping by the fictional town of Mount Rose, Minnesota for the mockumentary cult classic, Drop Dead Gorgeous. Though the movie has some cringy moments, it remains a classic thanks to its all-star cast and quotable script. And HEY! We have a new theme song! WOO!

Next episode: In the Heat of the Night (1967) • Mississippi

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From the striking Saul Bass artwork to Duke Ellington's score, one should expect that Anatomy of a Murder wouldn't be like the films that came before it. This film, which features a star-filled cast, bucks the studio system and films on location in Michigan, uses actors not contracted by the studio, and doesn't hold back with language and themes typically avoided thanks to the Hays Code. Dan and Jon not only sing its praises, but offer some ideas on how it could be brought back today.

Next episode: Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) • Minnesota

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This stop on the Ruined Childhoods tour across America (alphabetically) is Massachusetts where Dan and Jon visit the fictional town of Falwell to meet Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. How could one pass up the opportunity to see Edie McClurg play a character named Chastity Pariah??

Next episode: Anatomy of a Murder (1959) • Michigan

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TV/Film writer and Bananas Podcast co-host Scotty Landes joins Jon and Dan to talk about Maryland films, pit beef sandwiches, John Waters, and more in a larger discussion about the cult classic, Pecker. Scotty also tells Jon and Dan about his experience working as an extra on the 2006 film, Annapolis.

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Next episode: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) • Massachusetts

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When it comes to MAINE movies, you would be hard pressed to find one that captures the vibe of the Down East stronger than Todd Field's Oscar-nominated feature debut, In the Bedroom. Not only do Jon and Dan celebrate the entire cast, but specifically the late Tom Wilkinson - pour one out. And be sure to listen out for Jon's chat with Maine-native, Eric Gosselin, who not only is a producer of top-tier television and bottom-of-the-drain cinema, but also is co-host of the horror movie franchise podcast, Kill Streak! Eric and Jon also hosted podcasts back in the day, such as Stranger Fan Fiction and Hey, Teens! with Jon & Eric.

Next episode: Pecker (1998) • Maryland

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Corrupt cops? Cajun accents? Dennis Quaid eating an envelope? Count us in! Dan and Jon stop at The Big Easy on their cinematic trek across America.

Next episode: In the Bedroom (2001) • Maine

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Dan and Jon are covering a movie for each US State and on this episode, they're in Kentucky to celebrate Pam Grier in Sheba, Baby.

Next episode: The Big Easy (1986) • Louisiana

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If you haven't seen this movie, you've been living on the wrong side of the rainbow. Dan and Jon talk about the 1939 classic, round up some of the other adaptations of L. Frank Baum's Oz series, and Dan's stint as the Cowardly Lion in a 1991 Junior High production of The Wizard of Oz.

Next episode: Sheba, Baby (1975) • Kentucky

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When deciding to cover the 1971 satire Cold Turkey, Dan and Jon had no idea that its director, Norman Lear, would pass days later. In honor of the late, great, television legend, Ruined Childhoods celebrates the film that came before all of the Norman Lear classics that made him a legend. This film also stars TV and cinematic legend Dick Van Dyke, who turned 98 the week before this episode's release.

Next episode: The Wizard of Oz (1939) • Kansas

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It's Indiana week on Ruined Childhoods and the guys discuss one of the state's most cherished films, Hoosiers.

Next episode: Cold Turkey (1971) • Iowa

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Dan and Jon are in Illinois and have zero interest in visiting Chicago. For them, it's all about Aurora, home of Wayne and Garth. This is a long one, so buckle up and send in your thoughts to [email protected]!

Next episode: Hoosiers (1986) • Indiana

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Dan and Jon have made it to The Aloha State to gab about the 1961film that introduced the world to Elvis singing I Can't Help Falling in Love. Dan and Jon talk about their own experiences in Hawaii, representation of indigenous Pacific Islanders, and conflicting feelings about the King of Rock and Roll.

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Next episode: Wayne's World (1992) • Illinois

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Dan and Jon have made it to The Aloha State to gab about the 1961film that introduced the world to Elvis singing I Can't Help Falling in Love. Dan and Jon talk about their own experiences in Hawaii, representation of indigenous Pacific Islanders, and conflicting feelings about the King of Rock and Roll.

Next episode: Smoke Signals (1998) • Idaho

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Dan and Jon have made it to Georgia, but need to quickly zip over to Texarkana, Texas and back with a truckload of Coors beer! On this episode, the Smokey and the Bandit series is celebrated and reimagined with fresh casts and plots.

Next episode: Blue Hawaii (1961)• Hawaii

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Dan and Jon travel down to Florida, specifically South Beach, to witness the meeting of a drag queen, her club owning partner, an ultra-conservative senator, and his opportunistic wife. It's only taken 211 episodes, but Ruined Childhoods is finally covering The Birdcage, celebrating how it stood out from its predecessors and theorizing how it could have a continuing legacy.

Next episode: Smokey and the Bandit (1977) • Georgia

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Dan and Jon have their made their way to Delaware to enjoy the sights, sounds, and styles of Empire Records. And guess what - it's REX MANNING DAY! The guys celebrate the cult film and it's actual legacy and the legacies that could be if they had a chance to revive the film.

Next episode: The Birdcage (1996) • Florida

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Dan and Jon travel to Mystic, Connecticut to sample the perfect blend of comedy and drama with a dash of romance. This is the movie that introduced us to Matt Damon and truly put Julia Roberts on the map. And for many, it was a sigh of relief that the actor who played Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket turned out alright.

This episode also features a special interview with Dan and Jon's brother Scott of Scott's Pizza Tours and Slice Out Hunger!

Next episode: Empire Records (1995) • Delaware

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This stop on the Ruined Childhoods road trip across America is the 1995 crime drama, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. Dan and Jon talk about how it stacks up in the midst of the era's Tarantino madness.

Next episode: Mystic Pizza (1988) • Connecticut

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Dan and Jon have made it to California to experience the 2002 cult classic, Orange County. Aside from realizing that this film had more depth than previously considered, Dan and Jon also imagine how they would revisit this film over 20 years later.

Next episode: Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995) • Colorado

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On their journey through America, Dan and Jon have stopped along the Mississippi River in Southern Arkansas for the 2012 Jeff Nichols drama, Mud. Ideas are tossed around about how to keep the story of Ellis, Neckbone, and the whole gang alive - PLUS, Dan and Jon play the Matthew McConaughey Name Game!

Next episode: Orange County (2002) • California

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After a chilly week in Alaska revisiting the 1925 classic, The Gold Rush, Dan and Jon are down in Arizona with the likes of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday, Virgil Earp, Morgan Earp, Curly Bill, Johnny Ringo and the rest of the characters in the 1993 western hit, Tombstone.

Next episode: Mud (2012) • Arkansas

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Dan and Jon are up in Alaska (or down if you’re Santa Claus) and featuring Charlie Chaplin’s 1925 hit, The Gold Rush. Much like The Tramp himself, Dan and Jon are exploring the Yukon territory — except in their case, it’s cinematically. In addition to sharing thoughts and ideas for The Gold Rush, they also share some of their favorite iconic Alaska films.

Next episode: Tombstone (1993) • Arizona

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Dan and Jon are traveling through each state in America in an alphabetically-ordered exploration of the movies that define the American experience. And to kick it off, they’re taking a look at the 2002 rom-com classic, Sweet Home Alabama, that takes us from New York City to the deep south. Dan and Jon share their thoughts about how it works through a 2023 lens and have a few ideas on how it could be brought back today.

Next episode: The Gold Rush (1925) • Alaska

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Wrapping up the 200 episode celebration, Dan and Jon are looking back at what they had said in May 2021 about a new Fletch movie and then discuss the 2022 film Confess, Fletch starring Jon Hamm. Also, Dan and Jon do a lightning round of updates on news pertaining to other past episodes that are expecting reboots, sequels, prequels, stage plays, etc.

Next episode: Sweet Home Alabama (2002) • Alabama

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Celebrating 200+ episodes, Dan and Jon are back at it to revisit some of their older episodes that have since welcomed new properties to their franchises — The Addams Family & Rocky IV. The original Addams Family episode was released on 3/12/2019 and we have since gotten two new Addams Family animated films and the popular Netflix series, Wednesday. And although we certainly didn’t expect it, Sylvester Stallone released a freshly recut version of his 1985 classic.

Next episode: Revisiting Fletch (1985) + updates on films from the past 200 episodes.

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It’s episode 200 and Dan & Jon are celebrating by revisiting two early episodes that have since had new films in each series - Bill & Ted + Indiana Jones! They listen back to their thoughts on any news about the future movies still in production and theorize how they would add to each franchise.

Next episode: Revisiting The Addams Family + Rocky IV

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A missing space vessel reappears after disappearing for 7 years and there’s nobody who can help solve the mystery better than the ship’s creator, Sam Neill’s Dr. Weir. And after 26 years, Dan and Jon have some ideas on how to keep the legend of Event Horizon alive.

Next episode: EPISODE 200! Dan and Jon look back at what did get made since their original episodes for Bill & Ted and Indiana Jones.

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When it comes to classic sports comedies, few are regarded as highly as Slap Shot, the third collaboration of Paul Newman and George Roy Hill. Dan and Jon explain why it appeals to them, how they would revisit this film with a 2023 perspective, and they also touch on the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame!

Next episode: Event Horizon (1997)

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Dan and Jon sail the high seas on a quest to find the perfect way to revisit the iconic comic strip character, Popeye. Specifically, they look to the 1980 Robert Altman critical failure-turned-cult classic, which had a stronghold on their cinema-centric upbringing.

Next episode: Slap Shot (1977)

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No film has had as much of an impact on the world of pottery than the 1990 hit, Ghost, and Dan & Jon waste no time celebrating the film and how this classic came about. And with recent news about ownership of rights, it may not be long before we have an updated remake. Perhaps they will take suggestions from this very episode.

Next episode: Popeye (1980)

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When Ed Neumeier wrote RoboCop, he certainly didn’t expect for it to explode the way it did, ultimately resulting in an episode of RUINED CHILDHOODS!

Mentioned in this episode:
Our RoboCop Remake
RoboCop and Wrestling

Next episode: Ghost (1990)

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Inspired by an 80s episode of the Twilight Zone and worthy of a feature on Black Mirror, 1998’s The Truman Show repeatedly stands the test of time. On this episode, Dan and Jon break down the iconic Jim Carrey dramedy and theorize how it could be revisited 25 years later.

Next episode: RoboCop (1987)

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Planet of the Apes (1968)

It’s not often that Dan and Jon dive deep into a franchise, but when the ongoing Planet of the Apes saga comes up, there’s not choice other than to leap head first. Not only do they go beat-by-beat through the original film series, 2001 reboot, current prequel reboot series, live action TV series, and animated TV series, but they also discuss the 1962 novel, the attempts to reboot in the early 90s, and more. And of course, Dan and Jon imagine how ELSE this series could be reimagined.

Next episode: The Truman Show (1998)

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If there are two downloads on the episode, we’ll have to assume it’s Doug and Steve Butabi because Dan and Jon are talking Richard Grieco and his film debut, If Looks Could Kill. This film imagines a world where James Bond begins as a teenage dirtbag, and Dan and Jon know exactly how to revisit this cult classic.

Next episode: Planet of the Apes (1968)

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It’s the worst night of your life and you can’t seem to get home. May as well listen to this episode of Ruined Childhoods. Dan and Jon talk about how this fits into the career timeline of director Martin Scorsese and go through his works one-by-one, and then suggest ways that After Hours can be revisited.

Next episode: If Looks Could Kill (1991)

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Honoring the life and art of Christy Brown can be done in a few ways. Aside from reading his books and seeing his art at a gallery, watching My Left Foot isn’t a bad start. With moving performances and thoughtful direction from Jim Sheridan, this film is a great entry into the work of a genius whose physical barriers created an even greater depth to his already moving art. In this episode, Jon and Dan spitball ideas of how else Christy Brown’s work could be honored in the 21st century.

Recommended listening: Cripple Threat

Next episode: After Hours (1985)

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With an Oscar win under his belt, Brendan Fraser is back in the conversation but is often celebrated for his work in his adventure movies like George of the Jungle, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and The Mummy Franchise. But before all of that, Fraser joined up with two other lesser-known actors turned mega-star actors to portray LA-rocker dudes who take a radio station hostage until they play their demo. This movie has crept into obscurity but was a staple on cable television for a number of years and is often looked upon with fondness. On this episode, Dan and Jon imagine a world in which The Lone Rangers are still out there causing a scene.

Next episode: My Left Foot (1989)

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On its surface, Saturday Night Fever is a movie about disco dancing and New York nightlife. But once you get past the glitz and glamour, you enter a world of grit and grime. Dan and Jon take a deep dive into the underbelly of this 1977 drama and its 1983 sequel and theorize how new life can be brought to this famous franchise.

Next episode Airheads (1994)

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Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dolly Parton are a perfect example of on-screen chemistry and the foundation they created on 9 to 5 goes down in history as a high bar for all comedies to attempt reaching. And although it had a Broadway musical and television series, Dan and Jon theorize how else to appropriately bring back this workplace masterpiece.

Next Episode: Saturday Night Fever (1977)

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When it comes to the work of Alfred Hitchcock, a few films must be mentioned — The Birds, Vertigo, North by Northwest, Psycho, and the topic of discussion on this episode, Rear Window. Yes, it’s been remade and yes there have been movies made with the same basic plot, but the 1954 classic remains unique in its ability to capture the feeling of neurosis and curiosity, while also telling the tale of a man withholding his feelings, searching for any distraction to keep him from having an ordinary life. But perhaps there is another way, and that’s what Dan and Jon set out to discuss.

Next episode: 9 to 5 (1980)

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Before he was 2-time Academy Award winning America’s Dad 2.0, Tom Hanks had a tendency to play a spastic put-upon grump. We reached peak grumpy-Hanks in 1989’s spooky comedy, The ‘Burbs. This 80s take feels like it could exist in any era, but perhaps Jon and Dan have some other ideas for it.

Next episode: Rear Window (1954)

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It’s the first episode of 2023 and you know what that means - Ruined Childhoods celebrates the thrillers of Michael Douglas! It’s impossible to cover this SPECIFIC territory without mentioning the 1987 classic Fatal Attraction. Dan and Jon celebrate the accidental genius of this film, even though its Director doesn’t see the beauty of what makes this movie work so well, despite its flaws.

Next episode: The ‘Burbs (1989)

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Are you not Entertainered?! Dan and Jon not only wrap up their exploration of Robert Redford’s career, but they also wrap up 2022 with the heralded 1973 classic, The Sting.

Next episode: Fatal Attraction (1987)

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We may be past the 2022 election cycle, but it’s never the wrong time to watch this Robert Redford gem. But before getting into the film and deciding its fate, Dan and Jon talk a bit about some of their favorite movies from 2022 as the year draws to an end.

Next episode: The Sting (1973)

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Even without such a stacked cast, Sneakers could have been a huge hit. But this team led by Robert Redford is simply unstoppable. And 30 years later, Dan and Jon sure have a lot of thoughts on how to honor this classic code-cracking heist movie.

Next episode: The Candidate (1972)

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Dan and Jon continue their Robert Redford kick with one of his earlier films, Barefoot in the Park. This Jane Fonda collab is already an adaptation, but does it have a life beyond the 1967 classic film? Dan and Jon will decide.

Next episode: Sneakers (1992)

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Dan and Jon travel back in time for Robert Redford’s look at the 1957 Quiz Show scandal that rocked NBC. And while they’re at it, Jon recounts his experience on an unaired game show pilot back in 2007.

Next episode: Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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When it comes to baseball movies, it’s hard to find an enthusiast who won’t mention The Natural, despite its lack of very much baseball and an overabundance of home runs. Dan and Jon discuss this 1984 classic, giving their two cents on whether they think the praise is foul for fair, and then elaborate on a new path forward.

Next episode: Quiz Show

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Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.

On this episode, Dan and Jon theorize what could possibly be done with this famous duo of outlaws. What is loosely based on the true story of two bandits has lived on and their portrayals have propelled their legacies into cinematic history.

Next episode: The Natural (1984)

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Love it, hate it, or hate-love it, this 1992 Disney live-action musical defied the odds by finding success after its theatrical release. Newsies not only found its way to Broadway, but it taught us all a lesson about the newsboy strike of the late 1800s in New York City. Hooray for education! Jon and Dan take things a few steps further by attempting to decide a new direction for Newsies.

Next episode: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

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Shall we play a game? Perhaps one where Dan and Jon have to figure out a way to resurrect WarGames after being untouched for nearly 40 years? But first, they discuss modern-day movie making and the safety of legacy reboots.

Next Episode: Newsies

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Hayao Miyazaki has redefined animation and helped put Japan on the animation world map in some very significant ways. And you can’t talk about the works of Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli without talking about Princess Mononoke. Dan and Jon dip their toes into the animation world for the first time with this classic tale of humans vs nature vs human nature.

Next Episode: WarGames (1983)

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With an all-star cast and one creepy puppet, Richard Attenborough’s 1978 psychological thriller/horror Magic shocked audiences and brought the horror of ventriloquism and severe mental illness into the 1970s spotlight. Dan and Jon look back on what could have been a pillar in the discussion of 1970s horror, but only lives on as a footnote in the careers of legends. But is there a chance to remind audiences about this forgotten gem?

Next episode: Princess Mononoke (1997)

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In the 90s, some of Hollywood’s biggest names got together to make a werewolf movie and Dan and Jon have some ideas for how it could be brought back…and all they need is a full moon.

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Next Episode: Magic (1978)

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With a killer 80s cast and an innovative director, One Crazy Summer should have been a hit, but it may have just been too weird for audiences of the time. Still, it struck a chord for Dan & Jon, so 171 episodes in - why not cover it?

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Next episode: Wolf (1994)

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Try and compare it with other films where a man has to pretend to be a woman or vice versa, but there is no other movie truly like Mrs. Doubtfire. This family comedy has so much more beneath the surface and Dan & Jon do their best to imagine how that could be explored further in new projects based on this 1993 young adult novel adaptation.

Next episode: One Crazy Summer (1986)

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No film trilogy has ever predicted and influenced sneaker fashion, sci-fi filmmaking, and hovercraft technology more than Back to the Future and it would be a shock if another could match the prowess of this series. Dan and Jon do their best to imagine a world beyond what we already have regarding the adventures of Marty McFly and Doc Brown.

Next episode: Mrs. Doubtfire

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Before he was the neurotic guy in movies like Along Came Polly, Night at the Museum, Meet the Parents, and There’s Something About Mary, Ben Stiller was the neurotic guy in this mid-90s gem. But is there a future for the characters in this story? Dan and Jon decide.

Next episode: Back to the Future (1985)

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Daniel vs. Aaron? Simon vs. Oscar? Peter vs. Frank? These two versions of the same movie offer interesting takes on the same dysfunctional family at the funeral of a loved one, but their slight differences stick out like a naked guy tripping balls on a rooftop. But what happens next?

Next episode: Flirting with Disaster

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Before Al Franken did the right thing after doing the wrong thing in his stint as US Senator, he was a comedian and SNL cast member known best for his character Stuart Smalley. Stuart is a 12-Step Program enthusiast and the main character of one of the less successful SNL films. But Dan and Jon want to celebrate it for what it does well, especially considering its all-star cast. But what do you do with a movie like this in 2022?

Next episode: Death at a Funeral (2007 & 2010)

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As Dan and Jon take a closer look at films about interesting families, they hop on the yellow VW bus and talk about the 2006 quirky indie classic, Little Miss Sunshine. This film, which also spawned a stage musical, has a lot of potential for a revisit 14 years later. This is also Dan and Jon’s 2nd look at a movie touching on the world of pageants.

Next episode: Stuart Saves His Family

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For Dan & Jon, few movies compare to Ron Howard’s personal ode to one of life’s greatest challenges, Parenthood. This film spawned two television series, but Dan and Jon know that this is a deep well from which to draw water. And if you look at the cast list, you have to wonder how we can get these talents to reprise their roles.

Next episode: Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

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When it comes to MTV in the 1990s, you know you were getting served a healthy dose of Aerosmith, especially after their 1993 release, Get A Grip, which brought us the Alicia Silverstone trilogy of music videos that Dan and Jon discuss on this episode. Additionally, they go over the David Fincher-directed music video for Janie’s Got a Gun.

Next episode: Parenthood (1989)

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Few songwriters have a legacy like Jim Steinman. Having written some of the biggest hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s, Steinman managed to pen hits for some of the biggest artists of the time and even inspired music videos that live in infamy for their over-the-top cinematic qualities. Dan and Jon are here to try to figure out how to recapture the magic.

Meat Loaf - I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart
Air Supply - Making Love out of Nothing at All (alt version)

Next episode: Aerosmith Music Videos
Crazy
Amazing
Janie’s Got a Gun

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When it comes to women, few are as little as the March sisters. On this episode, Dan and Jon dish on both the 1994 and 2019 adaptations of the Louisa May Alcott classic, Little Women.

Next episode: The cinematic music videos of Jim Steinman
I’d do Anything for Love by Meat Loaf
Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
Making Love out of Nothing at All by Air Supply

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When it comes to movies that have a vaguely March theme, you can’t go wrong with the Fredric March classic, Inherit the Wind. A story that’s always relevant, this film also features an actor with whom Jon has a strange personal connection.

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Less of a political thriller and more of a thrilling moving about politics, The Ides of March gathers some of the hottest actors of the era for a brilliant poster design. And when all is said and done, Dan and Jon also have some pretty cool ideas on how it could be brought back 11 years later.

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When it comes to vaguely-March-related movies, few nail the vibe of a Chicago St. Patrick’s Day parade the same way as The Fugitive and Dan & Jon are here to give their takes on how this film adaptation of a tv series could be brought back today.

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When it comes to vaguely March movies, you can’t miss Lions for Lambs, which isn’t a reference to the old idiom, but who cares? Panned by critics at the time, this film is certainly worthy of discussion when it comes to the political motivations behind tragic wartime decisions. So why not discuss how it could be brought back?!

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In the early-mid 2000s, Sandra Bullock was hot shit in a cool toilet and this film could be her most popular. But with a less successful sequel, is there still lifeblood for a future telling of Gracie Hart’s story?

SPECIAL GUEST: Molly Gottlieb

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I can’t believe it took us 155 episodes to cover Point Break.

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This one may have flown past some radars, but when it comes to a simple story about women winning in a traditionally men’s game, few do it like FEDS. And this episode marks possibly the first time a podcast has ever devoted this much brain-space to this 1988 law enforcement comedy.

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There are few characters as chilling as Hannibal Lecter, but many have portrayed the infamous cannibal psychiatrist. This episode details each adaptation of the Thomas Harris novels, focusing specifically on the 1991 classic thriller, The Silence of the Lambs.

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Much like Hook (1991), some movies exist in our memories with fondness not because they are great, but because they came into our lives at just the right moment. For Jon & Dan, one of them is this week’s film, Who’s That Girl. Though this film underwent many changes once it signed on its star, Madonna, it should be noted for introducing us to a modern-day acting and food-tasting legend, Stanley Tucci.

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1999 was a huge year for movies; American Beauty, Magnolia, The Matrix, The Sixth Sense. But one movie may have missed the mark, perhaps because of its use of CGI where practical effects would have made for a scarier experience. That movie is 1999’s The Haunting, directed by this month’s hero, Jan de Bont.

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The mid-90s were surely a treasure trove of disaster movies and you can’t talk about them without mentioning Twister. This star-filled cast is only shadowed by the incredible effects, both digital and practical, that hold up at the time of this episode’s release in 2022. And with direction from this month’s Ruined Childhoods Hero, Jan de Bont, Twister is certainly one to revisit.

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It’s JANuary where we’re celebrating the films of Jan de Bont - both as a Cinematographer and as a Director

What makes a classic isn’t necessarily rave reviews, but sometimes it’s the shockwave it sends through the zeitgeist. Such is the case with Basic Instinct, as Jon and Dan discuss on this episode, and then theorize how it could be brought back today.

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The Summer of 1988 gave us a lot of really fantastic movies and one that’s flown a bit under the radar was Jonathan Demme’s Married to the Mob, starring Michelle Pfeiffer. Dan and Jon talk about this movie and some of the other hits from 1988, many of which feature Alec Baldwin. Does Married to the Mob deserve a new life or should it sleep with the fishes? Dan and Jon figure it all out.

Next episode: Basic Instinct (1992)

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By this point, everyone has at least heard of The Shawshank Redemption and knows the visual of Tim Robbins free in the rain. Though the ending of the movie is on the poster, this film is not about the prison break - it’s more about creating community in an unexpected place, though there are hundreds of other theories. On this episode, Dan and Jon discuss the ins, outs, and what-have-yous about this modern-day classic.

Next episode: Married to the Mob (1988)

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In the late 80s and early 90s, cinema audiences were treated to some of their favorite young actors in a duo ensemble of western tales. On this episode, Jon and Dan explore the world of Young Guns and try to figure out how this could be done today in a way that honors the originals, for better or worse.

Next episode: The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

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There are some movies that are simple and cliche, but when the lead actors have unparalleled chemistry, a simple movie just works. That’s the case with Tommy Boy, the simple story of a screw-up trying to save his family business at all costs. But for a podcast like this where the mission is to imagine a future for a movie, how do you do it when the legendary lead actor is no longer alive? Dan and Jon do their best to crack the code while honoring the legacy of the late, great Chris Farley.

Next episode: Young Guns (1988)

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Adapted from a stage play, this historical fan fiction is ripe for new ways to imagine the life and death of one of the most famous classical composers. Are Dan & Jon up to the task?

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Next episode: Tommy Boy (1995)

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Finding yourself inside of a movie sounds incredible, but not in the middle of a high-speed chase scene. On this episode, Dan and Jon find themselves considering Last Action Hero in a whole new way, largely with the support of a particular Gizmodo article. But what they come up with as ways to bring this movie back might make you think of new ways to appreciate this 1993 meta gem.

Next episode: Amadeus (1984)

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On this outlier episode, Dan and Jon talk about their personal histories with film, go over some remake/reboot/sequel/prequel news, and ask each other about some of the iconic elements of movies that are often overlooked or under-appreciated.

Next episode: Last Action Hero (1993)

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On this episode, Dan and Jon get into Alfred Hitchcock’s 1935 spy thriller, The 39 Steps, and ruminate on how it could be brought back today. PLUS, Dan details how he has worked with this story as a stage adaptation for the students at West Seattle High School.

Next episode: Getting to Know Your Armed Assailants

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James Cameron wasn’t always a bananas director with an obsession with traveling to the bottom of the ocean. First, he was just plain ol’ bananas. On the set of The Abyss, he was abusive and reckless and learned a thing or two about exploring the ocean and visual effects that would shape the rest of his life and career.

Next episode: The 39 Steps (1935)

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In this bizarre pro-Confederacy love-triangle run-from-the-law double-crossing western, we see the film debut of Elvis Presley and the dawn of rock stars making their turn as actors. Dan and Jon have a few thoughts, to say the least.

Next episode: The Abyss

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BANGARANG! Dan and Jon are excited to talk about the 1991 fantasy classic, Hook, and how it could be brought back today. Big shout-out to the TriStar Pictures pegasus!

Next episode: Love Me Tender (1956)

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Not too many people think about SpaceCamp these days, but the actual camp was raging with popularity in the 80s and 90s due to brilliant marketing tie-ins with Nickelodeon game shows. But for those of us who grew up with this movie, we typically remember it with fondness. With an all-star cast and a totally unreal plotline, looking back at SpaceCamp is a great way to imagine new ways to bring it back.

Next: Hook (1991)

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On this episode, Dan and Jon posit the idea that Michael Keaton’s post-Multiplicity career perhaps improves Multiplicity. This is a movie that has gotten a lot of flack over the years, most of which is probably deserved, but how does hindsight factor into some of the larger themes of this movie? Also, Dan and Jon think up some ideas that could bring Multiplicity back to life and also celebrate one version of this story that actually did work.

Next episode: SpaceCamp (1986)

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In 1986, Kurt Russell released his 26th movie - his 3rd with director John Carpenter - a modern supernatural western taking place in San Francisco’s Chinatown called Big Trouble in Little China. Dan and Jon celebrate the good, the bad, and the weird about this cult classic and theorize how it could appropriately be brought back today.

Next episode: Multiplicity (1996)

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Few films have had a much of a cultural impact as Grease. And Grease 2 carved its own path to become a true cult classic. On this episode, Dan and Jon break them down and talk about where Grease came from and where it’s going, making sure to take a pit stop to discuss their ideas of where it could go.

Next: Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

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After a career of slapstick antics and a few zany character moves, Peter Sellers caps off his career with Being There, the story of an emotionally stunted gardener who finds himself advising the president, living in a mansion, and appearing as a guest on late-night TV. It’s one of the most iconic and analyzed satirical political dramedys of the 70s and Dan & Jon are ready to share their thoughts about bringing this back in 2021.

Next episode: Grease (1978)

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Nicolas Cage is the actor who best straddles the worlds of schlocky movies and high-brow art cinema. His work in films like Raising Arizona, Adaptation, and Moonstruck is acting on a higher level. His work on films like A Score to Settle, Kill Chain, and Pay the Ghost feels like quick money-grabs. And his work on Face/Off, Mandy, and The Wicker Man lie somewhere in the middle. This remake of a Thai film by the same name and directors finds Nic Cage trying to bridge his many worlds. And although it falls short, Bangkok Dangerous lives on more as a punchline than the film it was intended to be.

Also, Dan plays Hitman, Shitman, or Splitman.

Next episode: Being There (1979)

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1960s teen sweethearts Frankie & Annette ruled the silver screen’s representation of the chill California surfer vibe. 20 years later, they brought us Back to the Beach, an odd meta cameo-filled romp. It may not be a classic, but it certainly goes down in history for Dan, Jon, and their guest, Ray DeJohn.

Next episode: Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

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Dan & Jon go back to 1955 to explore this classic. Though it’s inspired MANY films, actors, and filmmakers, but perhaps one of these ideas to bring it back would be one that makes as much of an impact as the original.

Next episode: Back to the Beach (1987)

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Comedian & Actor Cesar Gracia joins Jon and Dan for a thorough conversation about both Scarface (1983) and Scarface (1932) and how they could be brought back today.

Next episode: Rebel Without a Cause (1955)

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Body swap movies have been around since the days of early cinema, but there was a major resurgence in the 1980s and Dan & Jon break each one down. They cover All of Me (1984), Like Father Like Son (1987), Vice Versa (1988), 18 Again! (1988), and Dream a Little Dream (1989).

Next episode: Scarface (1983)

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After 1978’s Animal House, National Lampoon co-founder Douglas Kenney and friends created one of the most famous and bizarre sports comedies of all time. On this episode, Jon & Dan look back at the Caddyshack movies and figure out ways that it could be brought back today. Dan also has an opportunity to chat with Chris Nashawaty, who penned Caddyshack: The Making of a Hollywood Cinderella Story, to talk about his history with these movies, his book, and how he could imagine a new life for this old classic.

Next episode: The Body-Swap films of the late 80s

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A tribute band singer gets plucked from obscurity to replace his idol - Dayenu!

On this episode, Dan & Jon talk about the September 2001 metal spectacle, Rock Star

Next episode: Caddyshack (1980)

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Go up the stairs! On this episode, Jon & Dan explore the Hitchcock classic, Vertigo, and imagine how it could be brought back today.

Next episode: Rock Star (2001)

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Dan & Jon summon the ghost with the most to celebrate this star-packed 1988 classic. But with a broadway musical, theme park live shows, an animated series, video games, and more, Dan & Jon attempt to find new ways to exorcise this film from beyond the grave.

Next episode: Vertigo (1958)

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Dan & Jon are feelin’ lucky as they cover the 5-film Dirty Harry series. Though there are issues with depictions of race, sex, law enforcement, and Clint Eastwood that are certainly problematic, Dan and Jon focus on what these films did well, notably coining phrases that are ripe for parody.

Next episode: Beetlejuice (1988)

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No idea why it’s taken so long to cover this Weird Al classic on the podcast.

Next episode: Dirty Harry (1971)

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Adapted from a 1930s comic strip, Flash Gordon pulls no punches and neither do Dan & Jon as they determine how this classic character can be brought back.

Next episode: UHF (1989) * RIP John Paragon

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In the years following the Watergate scandal, pop culture echoed the citizens’ of the US feeling of betrayal by the government, and books like Six Days of the Condor came about, along with its film adaptation, Three Days of the Condor. On this episode, Dan & Jon consider new ways to follow up the 1975 Robert Redford / Faye Dunaway CIA thriller.

Next episode: Flash Gordon (1980)

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Honestly, how has it taken this long to cover a John Waters movie?

Dan & Jon discuss their personal histories with the iconic director and focus on the strange 1994 thrillomedy™, Serial Mom .

Next episode: Three Days of the Condor (1975)

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Though this movie was wildly overlooked and panned when it came out in 1994, Cabin Boy lives on to become a cult comedy classic. On a mission to figure out how to bring this movie back in the 21st century, Dan and Jon have a shockingly rare moment of parallel thought.

Next episode: Serial Mom (1994)

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Chevy Chase is a lot of things, and in Fletch, he is also a lot of people. On this episode, Dan and Jon break down the iconic comedy noir and its 1989 sequel to figure out how this property could be brought back today.

Next episode: Cabin Boy (1994)

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Perhaps the most accurate courtroom film to date, My Cousin Vinny lives in the minds and hearts of many. Dan and Jon discuss their personal histories with this classic comedy and imagine new worlds for these iconic characters.

Next episode: Fletch (1985)

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When it comes to musical comedies, any list would be incomplete without Earth Girls Are Easy. On this episode, Jon and Dan celebrate Julien Temple’s 1988 masterpiece and imagine how this romp could take on a new life over 30 years later.

Next episode: My Cousin Vinny (1992)

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Zorro may have been created over 100 years ago, but his legacy lives on through tv shows, comic books, stage plays, and movies. Dan and Jon discuss some highlights of the Zorro films that they were able to stream online and discuss possibilities for Zorro’s film future. ALSO, Dan chats with Miami stand up Cesar Gracia, a Cuban American who grew up watching Zorro tear it up.

Next episode: Earth Girls are Easy (1988)

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What might be remembered best for its zanily mangled bodies and Streep on Hawn demented battles, Death Becomes Her contains much more than its more memorable scenes. For some, that may be Isabella Rossellini’s wardrobe. For others, it could be Sydney Pollack’s brief appearance. Dan & Jon discuss what makes this movie memorable, where it could be improved, and how it could be brought back…because that’s what happens on Ruined Childhoods.

Next Episode: Zorro

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Tango, Cash. Cash, Tango. No matter which order you put them in, they’re a kick-ass frenemy-cop duo and Dan & Jon are excited to talk about the 1989 action classic with Kill Streak podcast’s Eric Gosselin. Jon enthusiasts may remember Eric from their partnerships including Hey, Teens! with Jon & Eric.

Next Episode: Death Becomes Her (1992)

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Sometimes the story behind a movie is just as incredible as the movie itself. That would have made a good theme for a month of episodes, but I’m only realizing that now. Damn. This week, Dan & Jon celebrate the Werner Herzog/Klaus Kinski classic, Fitzcarraldo (1982) and share ideas for a new life for this classic film.

Next episode: Tango & Cash (1989)

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2 Brothers, 2 guys named Jon, 2 Van Dammes! Dan and Jon are joined by Jon Gabrus to celebrate the 1991 Corsican Brothers adaptation, Double Impact.

Next episode: Fitzcarraldo (1982)

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It’s one of the most well-known westerns and has one of the most iconic scores in film history, but this movie also coined a phrase that lives well outside the confines of cinema. Dan & Jon explore The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, despite the fact that it was created before the oxford comma.

Next episode: Double Impact (1991)

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Is it cheating if you have a week off from marriage? That’s the idea behind the movie-turned-term, Hall Pass, the Farrelly Brothers’ sad attempt to show that they are capable of portraying complex female characters. But when your two male leads do not much more than joke about objectifying women, perhaps this is best forgotten as a movie and only remembered as a concept. But maybe Dan & Jon have some ideas for how this can be built on and improved…

Next episode: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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The term gaslight means to psychologically manipulate someone by convincing them that they are wrong when they are actually right. This term has had a resurgence in popularity with the rise of feminism and the #MeToo movement, but it wouldn’t exist without a remake of a movie produced 4 years earlier with the same name. 1944’s Gaslight is also known for the Oscar-winning performance of Ingrid Bergman and the screen debut of Dame Angela Lansbury, which landed her an Oscar nomination. Dan & Jon discuss the severity of gaslighting and how the term rose above the movie, which deserves to be talked about with the greats as it created the tropes that rose in popularity in the 1990s.

Next episode: Hall Pass (2011)

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The term “The Full Monty” existed before 1997, but this film re-defined it to mean in the buff. That kind of magic is why we’re talking about The Full Monty, which defied the odds from a movie that almost never got a theatrical release to getting Oscar and BAFTA wins. But here’s the real question: does this property have a future?

Next episode: Gaslight (1944)

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The first episode in our series featuring movies that coined modern phrases is 2007’s The Bucket List, featuring the silky voices of Morgan Freeman & Jack Nicholson. The term “bucket list” was invented by this movie and has entered modern vernacular, so much that it is referenced in numerous movies & TV shows. Seems like a great opportunity to revive this movie somehow, and Dan & Jon are here to figure that out.

Next episode: The Full Monty (1997)

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Back in 1933, a movie came out that foresaw the fall of Germany and possibly laid the groundwork for FDR’s New Deal. It was also the very first film depiction of a fictional president. On this episode, Jon & Dan celebrate the final movie in their month of fictional presidents, Gabriel Over the White House.

Next episode: The Bucket List (2007)

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What happens when the President and Speaker of the House are both killed and the VP is too ill to fill in for the President? The President Pro Tempore of the US Senate steps in to govern the country. But what happens if it’s also the 70s and the President Pro Tempore of the US Senate is a Black man? Well, you have a political drama featuring James Earl Jones and Burgess Meredith called The Man.

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