Ruined with Alison Leiby and Halle Kiefer

Halle and Alison find out exactly why you shouldn't have your own exotic spider farm at home while ruining Eight Legged Freaks.

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Halle and Alison break into TC Labs to talk tungsten and lobster monsters while ruining 1979's Bog.

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Halle and Alison would be killed by aliens immediately because they talked their way through ruining A Quiet Place Part II.

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Halle and Alison discuss why you should never move a pile of rocks while they ruin the bog adjacent film Boys from County Hell.

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Halle and Alison chart family curses and bog romances to ruin Moloch.

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Halle and Alison kick off bog month and try to leave the lights on while ruining From The Dark.

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Halle and Alison debate the reality of demons and agree on the greatness of 90s movies ruining Frailty.

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Halle and Alison debate how they would use their own pyro powers while ruining Firestarter.

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Halle and Alison find a witch to help them get revenge as they ruin Pumpkin Head.

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Halle and Alison brave the Icelandic fog and the ram man to ruin Lamb.

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Halle and Alison try not to barf from all the gooeyness of ruining Dead Alive.

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Halle and Alison pile in the minivan to ruin 2017's Mom and Dad.

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Halle and Alison decide when they would be at a ten and praise queen Sarah Paulson while ruining 2020's Run.

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Halle and Alison find what mold and trauma have in common to ruin Relic.

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Halle and Alison talk their way through the terror to ruin A Quiet Place.

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Halle and Alison flip the switches and have some thoughts on the ending of Lights Out (2016).

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Halle and Alison talk about unprepared townspeople and where wolves are to ruin An American Werewolf in London (not Paris).

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Halle and Alison have an eeling that this sanatorium isn't what it seems when they ruin The Cure For Wellness.

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Halle and Alison urge you to stay out of the basement while they ruin Villains.

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Halle and Alison debate the realities of being a church organist while ruining Carnival of Souls.

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Halle and Alison get very invested in the asbestos removal industry to ruin Session 9.

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Halle and Alison wonder if a cockroach is god while they ruin Saint Maud.

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Halle and Alison race through the streets of Venice and consult a psychic to ruin Don't Look Now.

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Halle and Alison tackle a movie they have BOTH seen and, well, it's basically like any other episode. Enjoy as they ruin The Shining.

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Halle and Alison go from a crevasse to a cult to ruin The Empty Man.

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Halle and Alison say goodbye to the sun and hello to vampires to ruin 30 Days of Night.

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Halle and Alison sip sherry and sort out stalkers to ruin Black Christmas.

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Halle and Alison find neither books nor shadows while ruining Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2.

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Halle and Alison chase urban legends and art reviews to ruin 2021's Candyman.

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Halle and Alison get locked in the ultimate escape room to ruin Saw II.

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Halle and Alison check themselves into the hospital to ruin Halloween II.

Halle and Alison go party in the mines to ruin My Bloody Valentine (1981).

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Halle and Alison try to keep track of over twenty dancers in danger to ruin Climax.

Halle and Alison sit down for a super chill party game to ruin Talk to Me.

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Halle and Alison debate their solo survival skills to ruin The Night Eats The World.

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Halle and Alison learn a little about animals and a lot about humans while they ruin Raw.

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Halle and Alison creep and leap and glide and slide for 1988’s The Blob.

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Halle and Alison kick off They Ate month with the frontiersman cannibals in Ravenous.

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Halle and Alison talk trenches and tragedies to ruin Eyes Without A Face.

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Halle and Alison weigh in on true crime as a genre while they ruin Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

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Halle and Alison talk puppets, spiders, and trauma as they ruin Possum.

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Halle and Alison trudge along with some classic zombies to ruin Night of the Living Dead.

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Halle and Alison decide how they would run a scuba diving excursion as they ruin Open Water.

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Halle and Alison know bad phone etiquette when they see it while they ruin Buried.

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Come to our live show in Brooklyn at Archestratus on 9/30! Tickets are available here.

Halle and Alison clip in and hit the slopes to confront a bevy of fears while ruining Frozen (2010).

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Halle and Alison hit the laughing gas and convince everyone to take care of their teeth as they ruin The Dentist.

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Halle and Alison implore you to stay away from the hole as they ruin There's Something Wrong with the Children.

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Halle and Alison enjoy a spring break full of parents' friends, weed chocolate, and some unnerving water while ruining The Beach House.

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Halle and Alison make the mistake of leaving the resort to ruin The Ruins.

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Hey guys, Halle and Alison here. We're taking a super amazing trip to a luxurious little island to ruin Influencer. Like and follow for more!

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Halle and Alison go over the do's and don'ts of AirBnBs while they ruin The Rental.

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Halle and Alison talk catfishing, castration, and Patrick Wilson while ruining Hard Candy.

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Halle and Alison discuss what not to do at a hoppin' European rest stop while they ruin The Vanishing.

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Halle and Alison try not to barf through Art the Clown’s exploits while ruining Terrifier.

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Halle and Alison go nightclubbing with sexy vampires to ruin The Hunger.

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Halle and Alison swing by the zoo to see which cages are open while they ruin Cat People (1942).

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Halle and Alison talk AirBnB preferences while dissecting all of the guys in Men. Plus, in honor of Pride, Halle sits down with Bi Friend of the Pod Dave Schilling to talk men, Men, their break up, and both of them coming out.

Find Dave on twitter @dave_schilling, and subscribe to How Not to be a Man on Substack!

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Halle and Alison kick off Pride month by figuring out what crows have to do with porn while ruining Knife+Heart.

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Halle and Alison discuss the horrors of family trauma and Big Pharma to ruin Clock.

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Halle and Alison debate who is mommy and how did she get such a nice house while ruining Goodnight Mommy (2014).

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Halle and Alison put on their snowsuits and scurry around as they ruin The Brood.

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Halle and Alison kick off Mommy Issues Month and dine on cherries and rats as they ruin Mama.

Thank you @emilyolivia19 on Instagram for the movie and theme suggestion!

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Halle and Alison will follow Betty Gilpin anywhere to ruin The Hunt.

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Halle and Alison load up on purple bars to ruin Crimes of the Future.

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Halle and Alison unpack the reality, the surreality, and the horror of the Vietnam War to ruin Jacob's Ladder.

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Halle and Alison came here to chew bubblegum and ruin movies, and they're all out of bubblegum so now they're ruining John Carpenter's They Live (1988).

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Halle and Alison relive the horrors of early days performing and are thankful none of their shows were as horrific as the events of Green Room.

Halle and Alison ignore the news and focus on the pizza to ruin Slumber Party Massacre.

Halle and Alison finally track down Michael Myers to ruin the original Halloween.

Halle and Alison kick off "Oft-Requested Movies" month by trying to figure out what happened in Possession.

Halle and Alison find out what the Beverly Hills rich are really up to as they ruin Society.

Halle and Alison go back to the labyrinth of body horror with Pinhead and friends to ruin Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

Horny month continues as Halle and Alison get wet in the beyond to ruin From Beyond.

Halle and Alison take a trip to the void and kick off Horny month by ruining Under The Skin.

Halle and Alison go deep into the shallow world of fashion and femininity to ruin The Neon Demon.

Halle and Alison get away from it all to spend some time with the screaming frogs to ruin Honeymoon.

Join us for our next live show Sunday, January 29 at 7pm. Halle will be ruining M3GAN with guest host Naomi Ekperigin! Tickets at moment.co/ruined

Halle and Alison spend a harrowing spring break ruining The Blackcoat's Daughter.

Join us for our next live show Sunday, January 29 at 7pm. Halle will be ruining M3GAN with guest host Naomi Ekperigin! Tickets at moment.co/ruined

In another special reverse episode, Alison and Halle discuss how horror can be used in important social discussions and ruin Karen.

Halle and Alison spend some time with Montgomery the mortician and learn why you should never snoop through someone's medicine cabinet with The Mortuary Collection.

Halle and Alison wrap up the year with superlatives, reader questions, and a thank you to everyone for another spooky year. We love you!!

Halle and Alison spend a night in the morgue to ruin John Carpenter's Body Bags.

Halle and Alison follow the grey kid into the attic as they ruin The Grudge (2004).

Halle and Alison venture out to the moss and parse their way through the mud and mythology of Mandrake.

Halle and Alison finally get a movie that deals with the bathroom question when they ruin Glorious.

Halle and Alison head to eastern Europe to talk chic streetwear and creepy neighbors as they ruin Watcher.

Halle and Alison go back into lockdown for the pandemic horror of Host.

Halle and Alison get in on the Y2K trend to ruin V/H/S/99.

Halle and Alison fall in love with a new Daddy during our Orphan: First Kill live show.

Halle and Alison try to take an audience with God to ruin 2022's Hellraiser.

Halle and Alison do the unthinkable and answer the call from The Black Phone.

Helper monkey or...HARMER monkey? Halle and Alison analyze the data in Monkey Shines.

Grab your credit cards and bring some beer to the furniture store, because Halle and Alison are ruining Chopping Mall.

Halle and Alison discuss all of the visitors to the various real estate holdings in Insidious.

What is house? Is house bad? Halle and Alison find out and ruin House (1986).

Halle and Alison discuss real estate justifications and the importance of leaving a note to ruin The Amityville Horror.

Halle and Alison kick off "Haunted House" month with the found footage classic Paranormal Activity.

Halle and Alison laugh their way through the final camp movie of the month while they ruin Madman.

Halle and Alison take on a movie within a movie and get meta to ruin Final Girls.

Halle and Alison sympathize with Cropsy and not with the producers while ruining 1981's The Burning. With a bonus update about Cujo and rabies!

Problematic characters and plots almost outnumber the brutal murders as Halle and Alison ruin Sleepaway Camp.

Halle and Alison head to Crystal Lake for some swimming, some night Monopoly, and plenty of murders with Friday the 13th.

Halle and Alison find out what happens when a good boy goes bad to ruin Stephen King's Cujo.

Vrrrroooooooom, Halle and Alison talk evil cars while they ruin Stephen King's Christine.

Halle and Alison learn there are no winners when you play Gerald’s Game.

Halle and Alison meet all of the unethical rich jerks in Maine and learn the rules of curses while ruining Stephen King's Thinner.

Halle and Alison question reality and the American healthcare system while ruining Unsane.

Halle and actress/author/triple threat Pia Glenn find out what’s in the basement in Don’t Breathe.

Halle and her childhood friend Will McGinn arm themselves with something long and heavy as they peer Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.

Comedian Naomi Ekperigin and Halle vie for the illustrious job of assistant manager in Drag Me to Hell.

Halle and TV writer/childhood best friend Jess Burkle take a scenic drive through New Hampshire for In The Mouth of Madness.

For a super sexy live show, Halle and Alison hit record and ruin Ti West's X.

Halle and Dana Schwartz, host of Noble Blood and author of Anatomy: A Love Story, stan for Stephen King's Misery (1990).

Halle and Alison scream for 5cream in our Live Show Ruining of Scream (2022).

Halle and comedian Kara Klenk had a late lunch, but they’re still hungry for 2022’s Fresh.

Halle and Alison learn the plight of the American school teacher in Antlers.

Halle finds out if Boyfriend of the Pod, Dave Schilling, wants to play a game with Jigsaw in 2004's Saw.

Halle and Alison are head over heels for a guy named Gabriel in our very special live episode of Malignant.

Halle has Josh Gondelman over for some fava beans and a nice Chianti and to watch The Silence of the Lambs.

Halle and Alison look for the perfect starting home... to meet their end in with They're Watching

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Halle and Alison take a fabulous vacation to the terrifying catacombs beneath Paris in As Above, So Below.

Praise Ratma, another found footage anthology! Listen as Halle and Alison ruin V/H/S/94.

Halle and Alison talk tubs and pranks while ruining 2014's Creep.

Halle and Alison talk about keeping track of your freaks as they ruin Hell House LLC.

Halle and Alison lose their minds trying to promote their upcoming live show ruining Ti West's X.

We found more footage, this time from a place that sounds fun but is very much not. Listen as Halle and Alison ruin Lake Mungo.

Halle and Alison continue found footage month by discussing demons, snakes, and the American healthcare system and ruin The Taking of Deborah Logan.

Halle and Alison kick off found footage month with their first anthology film. Join them for a lot of twist guessing as they ruin V/H/S.

Halle and Alison learn the reboot rules and unite new teens with the old crew to ruin Scream 4.

Halle and Alison discuss the film franchise within the film franchise and learn that in trilogies all bets are off as they ruin Scream 3.

Halle and Alison show up on campus to learn the rules of sequels as Scream month continues with Scream 2.

Alison and Halle meet the many ill-fated residents of Woodsboro in the first installment of Ruined’s Scream Month.

Halle and Alison dare to follow their hearts all the way to rural England as they ruin the gothic romance horror Crimson Peak.

Halle and Alison once again return to their heyday to keep track of the suspicious activity and also hundreds of characters in The Faculty.

Halle and Alison take a break from praising the perfect skin of a corpse to ruin The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

Halle and Alison start the new year off right with esuoH thgiN ehT. Sorry, we mean, The Night House.

Halle and Alison talk large dolls and larger real estate envy while ruining Annabelle.

Halle and Alison psychically connect from across the country to ruin 1989's Puppet Master.

Toy month continues as Halle and Alison ruin the 1988 classic, Child's Play. Batteries not included.

Alison falls in love all over again as Halle introduces her to Brahms: The Boy II.

Grab your fox mask and your crossbow, this week we're hunting rich families as Halle and Alison ruin You're Next.

Join us at our next live show on 12/12 where we'll be ruining the movie Antlers! Tickets here.

In the first ever live episode, Halle and Alison take a trip to the beach and get curious about minerals to ruin M. Night Shyamalan's Old. (Recorded live August 2021)

Join us at our next live show on 12/12 where we'll be ruining the movie Antlers! Tickets here.

Halle and Alison take the money and run all the way to an uncertain doom while ruining Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.

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Halle and Alison talk about a scary movie with an even scarier premise: going to a party. Listen to them ruin The Invitation.

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Halle and Alison go off course to ruin the original 1977 The Hills Have Eyes.

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Halle and Alison talk Satanic Panic and pizza delivery schemes while ruining House of the Devil.

Halle and Alison trek into the woods to ruin The Blair Witch Project.

Halle and Alison journey to the dark side of home ownership in The Conjuring.

Halle and Alison kick off the spookiest month of the year with The VVitch. Grab your best goat friend and come live deliciously.

Halle and Alison remember why M. Night Shyamalan is M. Night Shyamalan by watching The Sixth Sense.

Halle and Alison evacuate the dance floor for 2018's Suspiria remake.

Halle and Alison pack their knapsacks and travel to the scariest place on Earth, Sweden, to be a part of it all in Midsommar.

Prepare yourself for Back To Ghoul—we're sorry—School season as Halle and Alison kick off the month with the prom queen herself, Carrie.

Halle and Alison do their best not to join the "cool" kids as they once again revisit their heyday to ruin 1998's Disturbing Behavior.

Halle and Alison explore the only way sex as a teen can be scarier by ruining It Follows.

Halle and Alison travel back to the mid aughts to ruin the remake of House of Wax starring the one and only Paris Hilton. That’s hot.

Halle and Alison go back to their “hey day” and stare down fate as they ruin Final Destination.

Halle and Alison stay awake to (finally) ruin the original Nightmare on Elm Street.

Halle and Alison set off for a wild weekend of booze, books, and bringing Kandarian demons back from the underworld in The Evil Dead.

Halle and Alison watch some home movies and define what a “ghoul” is as they ruin Sinister.

Rip open some Pop Rocks and pour yourself a soda, because this week Halle and Alison ruin Urban Legend.

Halle and Alison take a trip to a Cabin In The Woods and find out there’s a lot going on with the cabin.

Halle and Alison celebrate the fourth of July and have a message for everyone: We know what you did last summer.

Alison and Halle sit down with a belly full of bear meat to watch What Keeps You Alive.

Halle and Alison join the boiling pool party to discuss Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

Halle and Alison try to get used to small town life in 2019’s Spiral.

Halle and Alison finally hear a high school experience more traumatic than their own in Jennifer’s Body.

Halle and Alison enjoy a beautiful weekend in the French countryside for High Tension.

Halle and Alison finally face off against Alison's archnemeses, all birds, in this week's episode on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Halle and Alison invite you and your houseplants in for a nice cold glass of lemon drink to discuss what had happened in M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening.

Halle and Alison crash a European lads’ holiday and encounter even more cervidae in The Ritual.

Halle and Alison discuss the original Wicker Man, a movie about the scariest things of all: apples and virgins.

Halle and Alison sit down with the one and only Dave Schilling, boyfriend of the pod, for a chat about Cronenberg, technology, and, of course, Buffalo uteruses.

Limit your screen time and stay out of Pennsylvania, because Halle and Alison are feeling the effects of Videodrome in this week’s episode of Ruined! Long live the new flesh!

Halle and Alison put their heads together to tackle the world’s worst roommate in H.P. Lovecraft’s Re-Animator.

Where you’re going you won’t need eyes, but you will need ears, as Halle and Alison transport you through Event Horizon.

Halle and Alison plug into the world of techno assassins as they ruin Possessor.

In an April Fools episode, Alison ruins the neanderthal cloning movie William, which is shockingly not a horror movie.

Halle and Alison play god and ruin all the scary and sexy details of Splice.

Halle and Alison take the scenic route and road trip through Jeepers Creepers.

Halle and Alison are joined by SNL’s Heidi Gardner for a “girls trip” to dive deeper into The Descent.

Halle and Alison go deep to understand cave creatures, friendship, and why people like adventure sports to ruin The Descent.

Halle and Alison head to the grocery store to pick up some snacks, terrifying weather, and religious zealots in The Mist.

Halle poses for a selfie with The Wretched, thought she can’t help feeling like she’s forgetting something? Or someone?

Halle and Alison dig deeper into the wet soil of Antichrist by bringing on a real life couple, Josh Gondelman and Maris Kreizman.

Halle and Alison head into the terrors of nature to find out what exactly Antichrist is about.

Give us some sugar and join Halle and Alison as they discuss teleporting and baboon ethics while ruining The Fly.

Halle and Alison got you a Valentine’s Day surprise: an Audition to be someone’s one true love, though this role probably won’t make it onto your IMDB page.

Halle and Alison keep their eyes peeled and their fire extinguishers ready to take on The Invisible Man.

Halle and Alison, angels to some, demons to others, sit down with a big bucket of crickets to enjoy Hellraiser.

Halle and Alison welcome An Acquired Taste’s Bethany Watson and Kathleen Heaney to the first meeting of the Warwick Davis fan club to discuss 1993’s Leprechaun.

You’re in luck, this week Halle and Alison slip on their square buckled shoes to ruin Leprechaun.

Halle and Alison babysit the son of Satan while you enjoy Ruined’s episode about The Omen.

Don't make us drink alone! Come party with Halle and Alison while they ruin the high school revenge movie, Ma.

Judges Halle and Alison give The Perfection 10, 10, 10s across the board, though to be fair, all cello concerts sound the same to them.

Halle and Alison dare you to listen to their new episode about Truth or Dare. There’s no girl-on-girl, but there is a lot of demon-on-everybody, so the movie’s got that going for it!

Halle and Alison left you a present under the tree. Unfortunately, the present is a ravenous clown snake, Christmas delivery from the star of this special episode, Krampus!

Halle and Alison question how much reading material is appropriate to bring when nannying for a lifeless porcelain child as they ruin The Boy.

Halle and Alison debate screen time and real estate development while ruining the horror classic, Poltergeist.

Halle and Alison take a break from horror movies for an even scarier exercise: going through listener emails, in their first ever mailbag episode!

Halle and Alison wander the streets of London and debate the perks of living in a high-rise to ruin 28 Days Later.

Halle and Alison fill up the gas heater for a cozy night in at The Lodge!

Halle and Alison spend some family time with Us, a movie that proves that getting everyone together under one roof can be downright dangerous.

Halle and Alison lock down with the movie Quarantine and are surprised to discover it has no homemade banana bread in it.

Halle takes Alison on a terrifying journey through a corn maze to find out if children are good at running their own society. They aren’t.

Let Halle and Alison accompany you to the polls, because the time has arrived for The Purge: Election Year.

In a spooky special Halloween episode Halle and Alison talk about the modern classic, Hereditary, and crown the definitive worst candy of them all.

Halle and Alison take a road trip to the Lone Star State to visit their dear friend Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

This week Halle ruins one of her all-time favorites, The Thing, as she and Alison talk all about slime--and it's NOT the Instagram arts and crafts kind.

The power of Captain Howdy compels you to listen to this week's episode, in which Halle and Alison invite The Exorcist to stop by for a big bowl of delicious split pea soup.

Halle and Alison breathe deep and push hard to deliver you this week's episode on Rosemary's Baby, a pregnancy horror movie that teaches you the hardest lesson of all: never, ever, ever marry an actor.

Halle and Alison take in Orphan, a horror film about a woman Alison admires for her planning skills, and her ability to shop in the children’s section.

Being broke, being single, or being dead? Alison rolls the dice on which fate is worse, as Halle chases her through the plot of Ready or Not.

Halle, Alison, and a group of sexy, extremely unlucky college students get away for the weekend to Eli Roth's Cabin Fever.

Home invasion by teens? You're in for scary scenes. Halle and Alison discuss Michael Haneke's 2007 Funny Games remake and use their comedy writing skills to offer some punch up.

While revisiting (get it?!) M. Night Shyamalan's return to form The Visit, Alison and Halle finally answer the question, little kids or old people: which are scarier?

Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man. Halle unwraps the original Candyman and the dangers of grad school research before making Alison summon the man himself. Does he appear? Bee sure to listen and find out.

A terrifying reminder that we should all try and reduce our screen time. Halle and Alison gag through the horrors of The Ring and Alison finally gets to know early 2000s icon The Girl From The Ring.

If it’s in a word, or it’s in a look, do not read your kid that mysterious book. Halle and Alison welcome The Babadook, and open the door to the scariest horror of all: motherhood.

Introducing Ruined, a weekly horror movie podcast from horror aficionado Halle Kiefer and squeamish friend and co-host, Alison Leiby, who can’t stomach watching horror herself, but is dying to know the twists. Listen to new episodes of Ruined every Tuesday.