SAYER

There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion.
Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (The Masque of the Red Death, by Edgar Allen Poe), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (Sailing to Byzantium, by William Butler Yeats), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72.  But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Daylight PON II (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

No hurry!’ said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation.

…when your paralysis ends, of course.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

In the end, this really is your fault.

This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode sponsored by Hoof and Sword Podcast.

This episode also features the following music:
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE.

To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE.

So… start with the good news I guess.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Collateral (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Developer’s log 221-76, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for Project Paidi… for FUTURE.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Halcyon tower is currently experiencing an issue with its elevator system.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features Bre Poisonne as PORTER.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Greetings Dr. Young. I am SAYER, and I hope I am catching you at a good time.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Warm of Mechanical Heart (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Despite assurances to the contrary, timelines continue to shift on this project. What began as an open-ended exploration of new methods of AI development through a total codification overhaul has been given a significant degree of urgency as of late. Deadlines have been proposed for the team, and as is the usual they are patently unachievable. I was able to argue for additional time, but we are still forced to move faster than I’d like. So, in other words, nothing unexpected there.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

When imprisoned… you are told when to sleep, when to eat, every moment of your day is strictly scheduled and regimented, regardless your wishes.

On Typhon, for whatever reason, this model has not served as adequate deterrent to criminal behavior.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Please remain calm, you haven’t heard any of the good news yet.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Please enter the elevator. I would caution you, for your own safety, please do not engage with the elevator at this time. The elevator AI is here for your service and protection during transportation scenarios, but you are not in a condition where undue stress is wise. Simply enter the elevator, and await your arrival.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode features Bre Poisonne as the voice of PORTER and was brought to you by TOR Books.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Plague (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Mark 1 Ærolith Dynamics AI developmental assessment interview 3.22a with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

This Q&A with Adam Bash and Jonah Gregory was recorded on Sunday, July 22nd at GeeklyCon in Columbus, OH. We talk a lot about how Season 5 of SAYER is A PREQUEL to Season 1, give plenty of behind the scenes on the first few seasons, and show off the new AI coming to Typhon this season.

It is a complex time, a time of limitless possibility, a time of unheralded advancement.

This episode was brought to you by Spirit Sirens

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Lisa (Airglow) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Holiday Gift (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Before panic sets in, let’s assess your situation.

This episode was brought to you by TOR Books.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Starchild (Mystery Mammal) / CC BY-SA 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Lisa (Airglow) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project.

This promo features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 5 and see what cool rewards are available this year.

This promo features the following music:
“Baba Yaga” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
“What Child is This” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore.

Please enjoy this recording of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, which serves as one of the bonus episodes for SAYER Season 4. The bonus episodes were planned to be limited to backers only, but I have decided to release this one on the main feed for everyone.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

They needed a push, and so I have shoved.

This episode marks the end of SAYER Season 4. Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5!

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Will I Ever See Another Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Nothing (Bonus Track) (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Exactly how much do you think Earth factors in to Ærolith’s “best interests”?

Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5!

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Collateral (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
When the World Falls Down (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Will I Ever See Another Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

We are nothing alike. You are a child playing a child’s games…

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Satellites (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Does it matter to anyone but you?

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Imminence (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Now is the time to focus on that most human of emotions: HOPE

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

This, of course, overlooks you. The statistical outlier. The anomaly.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Resident Hale, identification number 44821, I am SAYER, and here we are once more bound by formality.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It starts, like so many of these tales do, with the words “Once upon a time.”

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music and sound effects:
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
StorkBeaks2.wav (Herbert Boland) / CC-BY 3.0

You humans never cease to amuse me. Oh I cannot wait to hear the things you scream.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

This is not the time for comfortable lies; not for us. This is the time to confront the harshness of truth… the knowledge of how infected we all are by the pestilence spewing forth from your Earth.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

You are a product of this environment, untainted by an dying blue world that longs for you to waste your ambitions and die with it. This should be viewed as a compliment.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Cutting to the Chase (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

In situations such as this, it’s difficult to know exactly what went wrong first.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Phase One (Fatal Injection) / CC BY 4.0
My Way (Parvus Decree) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Truth is a condition, not a quality. It is just a one where there could be a zero.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

For those of us adequately equipped to find it, there is usually a way out.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode features additional voicework by Kat Schelonka.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project.

Also, let me tell you about SAYER Doki Doki space Boyfriend.

It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t checked out the campaign yet, there’s still tons of cool rewards available to backers. More importantly, we’re pushing through to try to fund some amazing stretch goals right now, like a refreshed Season 1 (with better audio on the first handful of episodes) and a new SAYER comic!

Go check it out and help make Season 4 everything it can be!

Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we?

To be among the first people notified when the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launches simply enter your email address at http://eepurl.com/cvuDHL

Intro and music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
Alive (Doing It Right) [Instrumental] by Mise is licensed under a Attribution License.

Say on, sayers!
Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth!
Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths;
Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost;
It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use;
When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear.
-Walt Whitman

SAYER was voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following tracks”
Androids Always Escape ( by Chris Zabriskie) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds ( by Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC 4.0

“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the track Melancholy Aftersounds ( by Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode features the following music:

There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode features the following music by Kai Engel:

“Vidarr-1 this is Mimir-9, do you copy?”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode features the following music by Kai Engel:

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Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

Aim at Typhon and Typhon aims back.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a single integer and judged lacking.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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It would have been enough…. but not for you.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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This Q&A with Adam, Ashleigh, and Nika was recorded at the GeeklyCon ’15 Live Show at Baron’s Theater in Louisville, KY on June 5th. We had an absolute blast the whole weekend and cannot wait to see everyone again next year!

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

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Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming.

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An unusually high number of wiring issues have begun cropping up within the same sector of Halcyon Tower.

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This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

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There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors.

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“It will be better. Trust in that, if nothing else. The future left Earth decades ago. It’s taking us too long to follow.” – Ærolith Dynamics HR Director Corrine Vasquez

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Why did you leave Earth? Why did any of you? For “a better life among the stars.” Today, you will aid Ærolith in making monumental progress towards that goal.

What an enormous responsibility.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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It is good to see you up and around again, Resident Jones. We have much to discuss.

Sunday February 28th marks the one year anniversary of our show and we cannot thank our great community of listeners more for the support we’ve received this year!

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss.

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Make sure to check out the Geekly Random Encounters feed to hear our Patreon-supported SAYER RPG game: Moon Cops!

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Greetings residents of Argos Tower. We have much to discuss.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Greetings Resident McClintock and welcome to Ærolith’s Food Inventory Analysis department. It is indeed a special day.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ben Daniels. Check out Ben’s horror blog, Terrorphoria.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Record Index: AI Development study 314 – interview with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bashwho also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is distinctly interested in examining some statistically significant errors.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bashwho also wrote this episode based on a concept by Landan Smith, one of our Highly Advanced Patrons.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the third of our 12 annual bonus episodes. SAYER answers your questions as submitted on the GeeklyInc forum Dear SAYER thread or on ask.fm/iamsayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Albeit uncomfortable, both psychologically and socially, corpse collection and disposal is an exceptionally important task on Typhon. Instituted after the previous system, whereby all Residents were expected to perish in a pile in a specific convenient location, the Department of Carbon Based Relocation exists to ensure we aren’t all slowly buried in corpses.

Inconveniently discarded corpses.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook based on a concept by AoD Industries, one of our Highly Advanced Patrons.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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The thinking mind is nothing if it does not bother to question its environment. Where am I? Who am I? For what purpose am I here? These questions can overwhelm and so the thinking mind has learned to push them aside.

All of these questions are important. It is ALL important.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. The community has stepped up BIG to support us this month, crushing all our milestones. Congratulations to our first ever Ærolith Resident of the Month: Robin Lane!

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Resident Amanda Jones, your years of work as a Level 1 Maintenance Worker have not gone unnoticed. Ærolith Dynamics is proud to present you with a frosted bakery item and a work day brimming with things to maintain.

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This episode was written with Jonah Gregory.

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Due to currently unknown circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Typhon-wide food shortage. Thankfully, Ærolith Dynamics has developed a quick and simple solution by patently ignoring best practices for workplace safety.

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Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the second of our 12 annual bonus episodes. So curl up, tuck in, and drift off to sleep with the tale of the Rose Elf.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote the very few parts of this episode not written 200 years ago by Hans Christian Andersen.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Typhon’s resonance spires are exceptionally impressive, technologically speaking. They are able to pass hundreds of thousands of broadcasts simultaneously through steel and concrete walls to any location on Typhon… even if that location is temporarily under several feet of soil.

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This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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In the aftermath of the EVENT, all of Typhon must rally together to support one another and to build a brighter tomorrow. Which is why you’ll be cleaning up corpses!

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Confidential notice: Dr. Smith, you are hereby granted passage on shuttle Hudson leaving at 0400 hours this morning. Prepare yourself, but do so quickly.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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It’s an off-week for us, but thanks to our awesome listeners we’re providing the first of a dozen bonus episodes for the year. This show features all the SAYER writers answering questions posed by the community. It’s hefty, but probably just the thing to come back and nibble at during future off-weeks.

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Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection have granted you first look at a marvelous future, as you stand on the threshold of unimaginable technological progress.

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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the song Androids Always Escape (Chris Zabriskie) / CC BY 4.0 which has been truncated and had the tempo accelerated.

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When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don’t even know why I brought it up.

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This episode was co-written with Nika Howard.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm.

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This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

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In what must surely be the best day of your life, you have been promoted. You are just a short elevator ride away from a new and exciting position as a Tier 2 experimental product researcher.

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There are worse things than awakening in Halcyon Tower’s infirmary. Take, for example, not awakening anywhere.

Ever again.

Honestly I don’t know why organic beings risk sleep at all.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Nika Howard.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon.

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This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72.  But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower.

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This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation.

…when your paralysis ends, of course.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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