Two Wild Takes | Reading Reddit Stories (w/ TwoHotTakes )

Morgan from Two Hot Takes is here!! The Reddit podcast crossover you've all been waiting for!

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0:00-1:19 Intro

1:20-8:39 My husband stole shallots from gardens https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/duplicates/a7idgp/found_out_husband_is_the_one_stealing_shallots/

8:40-14:06 I made fake throw up to skip school https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1887z85/i_made_fake_throw_up_to_stay_home_from_school/

14:07-21:32 I used the bathroom after a hot girl https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17dcyt8/tifu_by_using_the_bathroom_after_a_hot_girl/

21:33-29:13 I accidentally created an army of crows https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ki6fnd/oregon_i_accidentally_created_an_army_of_crow/

29:14-32:05 I exposed myself at Chuck E. Cheese https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/16xh6n8/i_just_exposed_my_nether_region_to_a_bunch_of/

32:06-36:19 I ruined sexy time by thinking about Spongebob https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1agl2en/tifu_by_ruining_sexy_time_because_i_was_thinking/

36:20-37:23 Sponsors!

37:24-40:59 Our initials made our cake topper inappropriate https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14d1wiv/tifu_by_not_realizing_our_initials_made_our_cake/

41:00-46:06 I ate my pregnant wife's leftovers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18icix7/aita_for_eating_my_pregnant_wifes_leftovers/

46:07-51:48 I vetoed all TV show names for our kid https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1ahh5yk/aita_for_not_just_dropping_it_and_putting_a/?share_id=KFLHMEuJjrbkxRPLDcQ-o&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=4

51:49-1:05:09 My girlfriend smells https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/19eb5ox/my_girlfriend_smells_24f_24f/

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WHO YOU HEAR

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/

Morgan Absher // https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Emily Rose Jacobson

Editor: Vida Robbins

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes

Art Director: Cassie Vance

Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Assistant: Adam Mustafa, Oliver Wehlander

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Dina Ramli

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

DIT/AE: Matt Duran

CEO: Alé Catenese

EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin

EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker

Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis

IT: Tim Baker

Operations PA: Katie Fink

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

Production Manager: Amanda Barnes

Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia

Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Marketing Director: Dani Howe

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers

Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

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