Episode 454: The Galactic Tent

This week, we discuss the ever expanding CNCF Landscape, bundling and unbundling, and the latest cloud earnings. Plus, some thoughts on soap dispensers in Europe vs. U.S.

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Runner-up Titles

• Are we streaming.
• I have the whole earth to roam, so I’m not going to get space madness.
• If you watch it long enough every movie represents all of life.
• The sound track to walking the dog.
• At least it’s open source.
• The Magic Quadrant of Fashion.
• I guess everyone’s cool?
• What pair of pants do I need?
• The AirPods Pro pocket.
• Go down the metaphor hole.
• I was eating steak, and now I’m eating OpenTofu.
• Not good, but good enough.
• The Metaphor Hole

Rundown

• CNCF Landscape
• Bundling, Unbundling and Ensh*tification (Cloudcast Pod)
• Earnings
  • Meta Beats Sales Forecast Estimates; Announces First Dividend
  • Amazon Projects Profit Topping Estimates on Further Cost Cutting
  • Clouded Judgement 2.2.24 - Cloud Giants Report Q4 '23
  • Alphabet: Cloud Rebounds
  • Platformonomics - Follow the CAPEX: Cloud Table Stakes 2023 Retrospective

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• Cynical book summaries
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• Most accurate video I’ve ever seen

Listener Feedback

• Brian recommends Subprime Attention Crisis
• Andrew recommends the Amazon.com: Sink Soap Dispenser

Conferences

• SCaLE 21x/DevOpsDays LA, March 14th–17th, 2024 — Coté speaking, sponsorship slots available.
• KubeCon EU Paris, March 19–22 — Coté on the wait list for the platform side conference. Get 20% off with the discount code KCEU24VMWBC20.
• DevOpsDays Birmingham, April 17–18, 2024
• Executive dinner in Dallas that Coté’s hosting on March 13st, 2024.
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