"The Girl With A Secret"

We are back, y'all... and since we're kicking off a new cycle, we have a fiercely real-sized episode!

Over 30 top model hopefuls land in Los Angeles for semi-finals, but between late night bar fights and bathroom elimination breakdowns, the competition is whittled down to fourteen. There's no more Matrix sunglasses, but the pre-Karen haircut is in full effect.