Prelude to The Apple

Jackie brings us her third musical mess with 1980's The Apple from Cannon Films, directed by none other than Menaham Golan. Can it beat out other similarily crappy 1980 films Can't Stop the Music and Xanadu?

Streaming Do's and Don'ts

• 36th Chamber of Shaolin - Netflix
• Hidden Assassin - Netflix
• Assassins - Netflix

The Great Superpower Debate

Shitting Telepathy