Episode 46 - Meet the new scam, same as the old scam

Guys...they're doing a war thing again. They want you to get very riled up and have a strong opinion about who the rightful ruler of the Slavs are. This is so they can sell Javelin missiles and F-16s while they hyper-inflate our currency. They're robbing the store on the way out folks, so if you aren't currently growing Hot Pockets and bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your back yard victory garden you might be experiencing some lifestyle changes in the near future. We recorded this one from a mountain lair during a secret mission of the highest possible importance. No, really. If you're determined to have a strong opinion about this new war, I urge you to do some research and learn about the complicated relationships between Putin, his country Russia, the Ukraine NATO, and the US State Department. If you're still horny for getting involved, then at least you did your due diligence right?