095 - Cirque and his Girlfriend Swing for the First Time and it Doesn't Go Very Well

Cirque finally got his long term girlfriend to agree to swing with him but their first swinger experience couldn't have gone worse. What exactly went down that night and why did it turn out so badly? As Louis Ck once said, "guys fuck things up; girls are fucked up," and that quote basically sums up the whole scenario. How did he fuck things up? What did she do that was so fucked up? Are they still even together? Tune in for all the details as well as learn what not to do when swinging for the first time.

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