Kids, it's finally happening. Something. Something is happening. Something is finally fucking happening in Freddy vs. Jason. Things are exploding, things are on fire...nothing makes sense, of course, but at least there's the illusion that the movie is getting better. Jason Voorhes officially enters the film, literally buzzing with energy, before facing off against his nemesis. No, not Freddy Kreuger. His real enemy. Nicholas Cage.
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Part Seven next week!