I have a very weird phobia: I am afraid of touching and even looking at belly buttons. I know it’s silly. In fact extremely silly. But it is what it is. The belly button that we all have is the thing that turns my life into hell. “What do you mean exactly?” you might ask. Here, let me break it down for you. One, I can’t touch my own belly button. Two, I don’t let anyone – not even my mom – touch my belly button. Three, I can’t touch anyone else’s belly button. Four, I can’t look when somebody is touching their own belly button. Five – and this is the worst – when I see someone whose belly button is exposed, I can’t look at their belly because I fear that they will touch their belly button.