An SSR doth grant me.
Just tossing one, pulls the ring.
Oh Gammon Bomb, Oh Gammon Bomb,
Your minus three enthralls me,
A low die roll is what it takes
Please no misses or PIN mistakes.
Oh Gammon Bomb, Oh Gammon Bomb,
Make toasty flame come easy.
Oh Gammon Bomb, Oh Gammon Bomb,
I need five more CVP
My opponnent did it again
He overan my best men.
Oh Gammon Bomb, Oh Gammon Bomb,
Let my revenge come swiftly.