Go to Cleveland, not CincinnatiThat’s the wrong way to go
Go to Cleveland, not Cincinnati
Re-read the directions, Joe!
Good luck, darling husband
Hope you make it there.
Don’t take the wrong, wrong way to Cincinnati
Because ASLOK’s not there.
Joe he sent a rebuff
To his wifey MaryJo
Saying, “Should we not quite make it,
I will let you know!”
“If I make mistakes in driving,
Mary, dear,” said he,
“Remember, it’s the map that’s bad,
Don’t lay the blame on me
Chorus
Go to Cleveland, not Cincinnati...
“We can’t seem to find ASLOK,
we must be close, you know?
Would you check on Google Maps
And tell us where to go?”
“Head northwest from Cincinnati
look for the hall of fame.
If you can get there in a hurry
You might have time to game!”
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