The Amelia Project

"Not just any old pirate... Henry Avery! The king of the pirates!"

The Interviewer and Kozlowski are travelling on a merchant ship, The Honselaarsdijk, from Holland to the Americas. Three days out from their destination, their ship is attacked by another vessel, which is flying the skull and crossbones...

This episode features Toby Williams, Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Julia C. Thorne, Benjamin Noble, Laurence Owen and Torgny G. Aanderaa.

It was written by Lindsay Sharman with story editing and direction by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager, sound design by Eli Hamada Mcilveen and music by Fredrik Baden. Graphic design by Anders Pedersen and production assistance by Maty Parzival. Thanks to Long Cat Media for recording assistance!

Content warning: this episode contain strong language and the sound of sawing bone.

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"Liberté, égalité, fraternité"

Think you know the story of Marie Antoinette, last queen of France before the French Revolution? In this episode we suggest things may not have played out quite the way the history books put it...

We invite you to eavesdrop on a secret conversation conducted in 1783 on a beach on the west coast of France.

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with sound design by Alexander Danner and music by Fredrik Baden.

Story and audio editing by Philip Thorne.

Featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Hayley Evenett as Marie Antoinette, Lindsay Sharman as Rosalie, Jordan Cobb and Erin King as the CIA agents, Benjamin Noble and Torgny G. Aanderaa as the MI5 agents, and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Thank you to Laurence Owen and Long Cat Media for engineering assistance! Check out their wonderful shows Madame Magenta, Magenta Presents, Mockery Manor, and The Ballad of Anne and Mary.

This episode is dedicated to Deanna Berchenbriter.

Content warning: this episode contains strong language.

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"Glass holds many secrets..."

During a performance of Donizetti's Il Castello di Kenilworth at Teatro di San Carlo in Naples, The Brotherhood of the Phoenix comes across a strange instrument: The Glass Harmonica. It turns out that this instrument and its mysterious player hold many secrets...

Written by Philip Thorne with music and sound design by Adam Raymonda.

Featuring Eugenia Caruso, Hemi Yeroham, Alan Burgon, Michael Smulik, Jordan Cobb, Erin King and Julia C. Thorne.

Dedicated to Tom Putnam.

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"Is it a Spaghetti Western?"

It's time for a tale from the Wild West! So put on your cowboy boots, don your Stetson, and get ready to ride with Lord Darrell Arthur Duppa and Billy Gritt. Yeehaw!

This episode features Alan Burgon, Josh Rubino, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble.

Written and directed by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with script consultancy by Pete Lutz. Sound design by Adam Raymonda, music by Fredrik Baden.

Dedicated to Michael West.

Content warning contains gunfire.

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"I come seeking Janus."

This episode takes us to London during the Victorian period. A man named Carl Granton seeks out The Brotherhood of the Phoenix, but is he really just the humble cabbie he claims to be? It turns out he harbours a dark secret...

This episode was written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with sound design by Alexander Danner.

It features Jonathan Sims, Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Jordan Cobb, Erin King, Hemi Yeroham, Benjamin Noble and Torgny G. Aanderaa.

The episode is dedicated to Cliff Huizenga.

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Content warning: this episode contains mentions of mind control, murder, and altered mental states.

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"May have invented doomsday machine..."

In this episode The Interviewer and Kozlowski (Langston) are based in London, running The Daily Phoenix newspaper with their assistants Salinger and Joe. Of course the newspaper is actually a front for the death faking business... and on November 4th 1909, an African American inventor known as "the black Edison" visits The Daily Phoenix. He may just have invented something that will change the world...

This episode was written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with sound design by Alexander Danner.

It features Alan Burgon, Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Hemi Yeroham, David S. Dear, Jordan Cobb and Erin King.

It is dedicated to Grace Colum.

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"You are just a random person, discovering a message in a bottle..."

The first episode of our new bonus series The Arthur Archives, in which each minisode follows on from the previous week's regular release.

Listen to the entirety of The Arthur Archives (as well as all the previous bonus series such as The Alvina Archives and The Amelia Audio Advent Calendar) by becoming a patron!

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This episode featured Alan Burgon as The Interviewer. It was written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with music and sound design by Adam Raymonda. Dedicated to Bryce Godmer.

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"It was the wildest of times..."

Season 5 Part 2 begins with a tale from the roaring twenties. Berlin is a party... but there is a threat on the horizon... How long can the party last?

Dedicated to Celeste Joos, featuring Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Julia C. Thorne, Ursula Anna Baumgartner, Alexander Ballinger, Jordan Cobb, Erin King and Mariah Lohn.

Written by Philip Thorne with music and sound design by Adam Raymonda.

Musical arrangements for the songs by Fredrik Baden, Die Berliner Luft by Paul Lincke, Das Hobellied traditional.

Full credits and transcript on our website.

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"There is something I need to do."

Written by Philip Thorne with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Featuring Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne and Rebekah McLoughlin. Full credits on our website.

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"Knock knock, who's there?" 

Featuring Alan Burgon, Jason Nemor Harden, Fernando Tiberini and Stan Morris.

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager and Philip Thorne.

Sound design by Adam Raymonda and music by Fredrik Baden.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Thank you to our patrons!

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"Do you trust me?"

Featuring Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandera, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon, Layla Katib, J.K Robbins, Caroline Minks, Adam Raymonda and Helena Doughty.

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne.

Sound design by Adam Raymonda and music by Fredrik Baden.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

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"Do you remember the story about the phoenix?”

Featuring Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Lydia Orange, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

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"You are the first person I have ever told this story."

Featuring Dino Kelly, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.

Written by Philip Thorne with story editing by Oystein Ulsberg Brager.

Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda.

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"We don't make music for old hippies."

Featuring Laurence Owen, Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.

Written by Philip Thorne with story editing by Oystein Ulsberg Brager.

Sound design by Adam Raymonda and music by Fredrik Baden.

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"Martha Plum, may you rest in peace."

Featuring Julia Morizawa, Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager with story editing by Philip Thorne.

Sound design by Adam Raymonda.

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"Is this more of a Hannibal Lecter or a Magneto sort of situation?"

With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Graham Rowat, Federico Trujillo, Hemi Yeroham, Jordan Cobb and Erin King.

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager

Sound design by Adam Raymonda

Music by Fredrik Baden

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"Uncle?"

Written and edited by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

Featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Rebekah McLoughlin as Lorraine Fletcher.

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A strange message on the Amelia team's voicemail... is it a hoax? Is it from outer space? Could it be our friends and collaborators from the Civilized podcast? Listen and find out!

You can find out more about Civilized and subscribe here!

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Today, in between regular episodes, we're playing the first episode of The Ballad of Anne & Mary and introducing it with a brand new Amelia sketch!

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A bonus crossover episode between The Amelia Project & Where the Stars Fell!

Featuring Newton Schottelkotte, Madelyn Harvieux, Kiera Gill, Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

For transcripts, merch, bonus material and ways to support the show visit ameliapodcast.com.

For more info on Where The Stars Fell visit wherethestarsfell.com

TW: mentions of technical suicide

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A compilation of disappearance requests from listeners and fellow podcasters. If you would like to be featured in one these compilations, call us, or send an audio clip to [email protected] and tell us how you want to disappear!

The piano cover of the theme was created by Karen Estifa, you can follow him on Instagram at @karenestifa_piano

Among the callers you heard characters from other fiction podcasts call in! Here they are in order of appearance:

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Madame Magenta

Where The Stars Fell

Diary of A Space Archivist

Who Is Cam Candor?

If you're looking for something new to listen to, check out these shows!

Thank you to all the callers!

Transcript and info on cast & crew and how to support the show on our website!

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"Would you tell me what you are auditioning for?"

Featuring Julia Morizawa, Hemi Yeroham, Adam Raymonda, Julia C. Thorne and Philip Thorne.

Curious about Cocoa Collabs, the fan run event of Amelia-inspired creativity? You can find out more about it on Tumblr or Twitter, and you can browse the fan art on our website or by searching #CocoaCollabs on Instagram, Twitter or Tumblr.

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"Are those headphones? Is that a microphone? Are you recording this?"

The Amelia Project is five years old and we're celebrating with a two part Anniversary Special!

Featuring Philip Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Alan Burgon and Oystein Brager.

Curious about Cocoa Collabs, the fan run event of Amelia-inspired creativity? You can find out more about it on Tumblr or Twitter, and you can browse the fan art on our website or by searching #CocoaCollabs on Instagram, Twitter or Tumblr.

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This is the first minisode of the Patreon bonus series "The Alvina Archives." The full series (with new instalments every two weeks) is available by joining our Patreon. More info here!

The Maltese Falcon features Julia C. Thorne and Alan Burgon, written by Philip Thorne with music by Fredrik Baden

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“We're coming, Sheba!”

Episode 56, Season 4 Finale. 

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne

Written and edited by Philip Thorne

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Cameo by Stéphane Gerard

Thanks to our patron Cliff Huizenga for the line "Well crack my skull and call me an omelette!"

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“Are those... antlers?”

With Jordan Cobb, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Benjamin Noble 

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager

Story editing and sound editing by Philip Thorne 

Sound design by Adam Raymonda

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

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“Mine colleagues and I art in urgent need of thy help. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...”

Episode 54, Season 4. 

With Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Carli Fish, Ben Meredith, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Sarah Golding, Alexander Mercury, Spencer Lee Osborne, Anthony Glennon, Andrew Golder, Chris Polick, Julia C. Thorne and Julia Morizawa. 

Written by Philip Thorne

Story editing by Oystein Brager, T.H Ponders and William Shakespeare

Sound design by Adam Raymonda

Music by Fredrik Baden

Sound editing by Philip Thorne 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Alan Burgon

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. 

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“Welcome to Dover Petrol and Pretzels, do you want dough or diesel tonight?”

Episode 53, Season 4. 

With Ben Meredith, Julia C. Thorne, Torgny Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Jordan Cobb, Erin King, Hemi Yeroham, Adam Raymonda and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Oystein Brager and Philip Thorne

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound design by Adam Raymonda

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“Come at night. Wear dark clothes. When you approach Abbots Cliff, row four hundred and forty two yards south-south-east.”

You can find the Amelia Wiki mentioned in the episode here

With Beth Eyre, Julia C. Thorne, Julia Morizawa and Alan Burgon

Written by Oystein Brager 

Sound design by Eli Hamada McIlveen

Story editing by Philip Thorne

Edited by Oystein Brager 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. 

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“Does that name mean anything to you? Think Haines, think!”

Episode 51, Season 4. 

With Tomi "Tomix" Zandshtein, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Julia Morizawa, Samantha Lawson, Dominic Hargreaves and Andrei Zayats.

Written and edited by Philip Thorne

Story editing by Oystein Brager

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. 

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“So you have looked into the face of death! Stared at his blue complexion, heard his ragged breath!”

With Erin King, Hemi Yeroham, Jordan Cobb, Jessie Baade AKA Mama BangBang, Kiba Walker and Graham Rowat

Written, edited and directed by Oystein Brager

Story editing by Philip Thorne

Sound design by Eli Hamada McIlveen

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. 

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"Only the bravest souls dare enter Monsieur Rêve's Dream Interpretorium..."

Episode 49, Season 4

With Alan Burgon, Tim Meredith, Julia C. Thorne and Julia Morizawa

Written by Oystein Brager with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne

Sound design by Alexander Danner

Music by Fredrik Baden

For full credits see our website

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“I'm tired of your half baked hallucinations and fabricated fever dreams! I'm gonna tell you something that really happened.”

Episode 48, Season 4. 

With Jordan Cobb, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Benjamin Noble 

Written by Oystein Brager and Philip Thorne with script consultancy by Leeanne Stoddart

Music and Sound design by Fredrik Baden

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

Content warning: This episode contains mentions of suicide.

The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. 

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Merry Christmas everyone!

With Zach Valenti, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and and Tarquin as Sheba the cat

Written by Oystein Brager

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden and Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

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With Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Ben Noble, Marissa Tandon and Graham Rowat

Written by Philip Thorne

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden

Story editing by Oystein Brager

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

For full credits see our website. 

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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With Carli Fish, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and Tarquin as Sheba the cat

Written by Oystein Brager

Story editing by Philip Thorne

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound design by Eli Hamada McIlveen

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

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With Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Ben Noble 

Written by Philip Thorne

Story editing by Oystein Brager

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Sound design by Fredrik Baden

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

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With Sheila Morris, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Stéphane Gérard and Tarquin as Sheba the cat

Written by Torgny G. Aanderaa and Oystein Brager with script consultancy by Leeanne Stoddart

Story editing by Philip Thorne

Directed and edited by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound design by Eli Hamada McIlveen

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

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With Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon, Eli Hamada McIlveen, Andrei Zayats, Stéphane Gérard and Vincent Zuresco.

Written and edited by Philip Thorne

Story editing by Oystein Brager 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound recording by Dominic Hargreaves

Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves and Fredrik Baden

Music by Fredrik Baden

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

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“The whole thing was senselessly naive.”

Forgive Amelia - A Triptych: Episode 3 - Amelia

A three part mini-season cross over with Forgive Me! by Rogue Dialogue Productions.

Read more about Forgive Me! here: roguedialogue.com/fm-about

With Casey Callaghan, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and Alan Burgon

Additional voices by Linsday Zana, Marcus Xavier Stewart, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Oystein Brager, Bob Raymonda and Adam Raymonda

For Rogue Dialogue Productions:

Written by Jack Marone

Directed by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda

Dialogue editing by Bob Raymonda

Sound design and music by Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Sam Twardy

For Imploding Fictions:

Story editing by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Theme tune is by Fredrik Baden

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Forgive Me! is produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions and created by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda.

The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

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“I must confess, I’ve never done this whole sit in a secret booth and unburden myself to a stranger behind a privacy screen thing.”

Forgive Amelia - A Triptych: Episode 2 - Alvina

A three part mini-season cross over with Forgive Me! by Rogue Dialogue Productions.

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With Casey Callaghan, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon and Julia Morizawa

For Rogue Dialogue Productions:

Written and edited by Bob Raymonda

Directed by Bob Raymonda and Jack Marone

Sound design and music by Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Sam Twardy

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Story editing by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Theme tune is by Fredrik Baden

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Forgive Me! is produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions and created by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda.

The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

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“I know this is a bit unorthodox of me, but right now I’ve got a car full of sinners with a mighty burden to get off their shoulders.”

Forgive Amelia - A Triptych: Episode 1 - The Interviewer

A three part mini-season cross over with Forgive Me! by Rogue Dialogue Productions.

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With Casey Callaghan, Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne and Julia Morizawa

For Rogue Dialogue Productions:

Written and edited by Bob Raymonda

Directed by Bob Raymonda and Jack Marone

Sound design and music by Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Sam Twardy

For Imploding Fictions:

Story editing by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Theme tune is by Fredrik Baden

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Forgive Me! is produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions and created by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda.

The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“Woof! Woof!”

Bonus episode with real voicemails from our listeners. Season 3.

Thanks to everyone who left a message on The Amelia Project answerphone, and a special thanks to Caroline Mincks for providing the theme tune for this bonus episode!

Editing by Philip Thorne.

Sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

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“My name is Fredrik Baden. I’m a composer from Oslo, Norway, and this is How I Make Music.”

Theme Tune Bonus Episode

With Fredrik Baden

Created by John Bartmann

Last August, our very own Fredrik Baden was the featured composer on John Bartmann’s podcast “How I Make Music”! We’re thrilled to be able to re-release this episode on our feed.

How I Make Music is where behind-the-scenes musicians tell their own stories. Every Wednesday, we break apart a song, soundtrack or composition and investigate the insights into how it was made.

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Music and SFX credits:

Juan Cristobal Tapia de Veer – Theme from Dirk Gently (US)

Daniel Pemberton – Theme from Dirk Gently (UK)

Rolf Kent – Morning Routine from Dexter 

ZeSoundResearchInc. – Vinyl Backspin and Beat Scratch.wav

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“He’s our only connection to The Amelia Project!”

Season 3 Epilogue - Body Bag.

With Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble and Hemi Yeroham.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by David Devereux.

Music and sound direction by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival.

For full credits see our website.

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“Why do people in this country always hide in the shadows?!”

Episode 41, Season 3 Finale.

With Federico Trujillo, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, James Carney, Lory Martinez, Alex Scott Fairley and Alexander Mercury.

Written by Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by David Devereux and Fredrik Baden.

Music by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival.

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“Tell me about the Robot Raves!”

Episode 40, Season 3.

With Alan Burgon and Eli Hamada McIlveen.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival.

For full credits see our website.

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“This is really going tits up isn't it.”

Episode 39, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Arturo Tovar and James Carney.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by David Devereux.

Music and sound direction by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival.

For full credits see our website.

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“Don't fret. Most people can't go five minutes without lying.”

Episode 38, Season 3.

With Antigoni Spanou, Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury and Stepan Chernyshev.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound recording and sound design by Dominic Hargreaves.

Music and sound direction by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Production assistance by Maty Parzival Göllner.

For full credits see our website.

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“Oh, wow, that is a... very small gun.”

Episode 37, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrei Zayats, James Carney, Jessie Baade AKA Mama Bang Bang, Benjamin Noble, Torgny Aanderaa, Erin King, Jordan Cobb and Sarah Golding.

Written by Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by Fredrik Baden and Dominic Hargreaves.

Music by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

Mateo's embarrassing story was submitted by our listener and patron Tracy.

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“Oh god. I feel... drowsy. Where am I?”

Episode 36, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex Scott Fairley, James Carney and Alvaro Flores.

Written by Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves.

Music and sound direction by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

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“My name is Oleg Kamenev.”

Episode 35, Season 3.

With Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrey Zayats, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Federico Trujillo, Lory Martinez, James Carney and Alvaro Flores.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

For full credits see our website.

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“Hello. I’m Pablo Perez Garcia. I’m the leader of the Panaraguan Pythons. Now, you are going to help me.”

Episode 34, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Federico Trujillo, Lory Martinez, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Jessie Baade (AKA Mama Bang Bang), Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Alexander Mercury, Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley and James Carney.

Written and directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves.

Sound direction and music by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

For full credits see our website.

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“Do you always arrive by propeller airplane?”

Episode 33, Season 3.

With: Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa and Federico Trujillo.

Written by Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

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"I need a genius."

Episode 32, Season 3.

Written and directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves and Fredrik Baden.

With: Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrei Zayats, Alexander Mercury, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Lory Martinez, Jordan Cobb, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, James Carney.

For full credits see our website.

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“Oleg, I'm so bored!”

Episode 31, Season 3.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Lory Martinez, Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury, James Carney and Andrei Zayats.

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“Look at that... A mansion. A mansion in the jungle...”

Episode 30, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Lani Minella, Lory Martinez and Arturo Tovar.

Written by Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

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“That’s what’s landed me in this cluster fuddle: I’m just way too good!”

Episode 29, Season 3.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Tuyen Do, Andrei Zayats, Alexander Mercury, Lory Martinez, Arturo Tovar and Marianne Jonger.

Written by Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

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“I had to steal a motorbike, shake off five policemen and stab a bloke to get here.”

Episode 28, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, James Carney, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Gianluca Iumiento and Valentina Alexeeva.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

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“When are you going to take the bag off my head?”

Episode 27, Season 3.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Andrei Zayats, Alexander Mercury, Amrita Acharia, Alexander Ballinger, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Gianluca Iumiento and Harald Thompson Rosenstrøm.

Written by Philip Thorne.

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“It's time to implement the third option. ”

Episode 26, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Michael Govier, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Gianluca Iumiento and Alan Burgon.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Julia Morizawa with additional directing by Benjamin Noble.

Sound design and music by Fredrik Baden.

Co-producer: Julia Morizawa.

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“He’s right. We said we’d let the dice decide.”

Episode 25, Season 3.

With Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Amrita Acharia, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Gianluca Iumiento, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Amir Mirzai and Merlin Mohseni.

Written by Philip Thorne.

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“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!”

Episode 24, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Emily Stride and Felix Trench.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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The episode was recorded live at PodUK 2020 at Milliennium Point in Birmingham.

Happy Valentine's Day from the Amelia team!

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“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”

Episode 23, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon and Tom Crowley.

Written and directed by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Recorded live at London Podcast Festival Presents… Audio Drama at Kings Place in London.

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“I always obey the dice.”

Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Thomas Judd, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”

Episode 21, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Julia Morizawa, Valentina Alexeeva, A.R. Olivieri, Antigoni Spanou, Nerys Howell, Erin King, Tanja Milojevic, Sarah West, Kessi Riliniki, Carollyn Monterola, Lala Drona, Gavin Gaddis, T.H. Ponders, Priyadarshini Hariharan and Amir Mirzai.

Written by Philip Thorne.

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Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

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“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”

Episode 20, Season 2.

With: Layla Katib, Karim Kronfli, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Gianluca Iumiento and Ravdeep Singh Bajwa.

Written by Oystein U. Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”

Episode 19, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Gemma Arrowsmith, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Glyn Phillips, Dave Moskin, Modou Bah, Michael Smulik, Tom Middler, Fiona Thraille, Sarah Golding, Kudra Owens and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

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With music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

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“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”

Episode 18, Season 2.

With Alan Burgon, Gemma Arrowsmith, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa.

Written and edited by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”

Episode 17, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Felix Trench, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Gemma Arrowsmith and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.”

Episode 16, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Stanley Kuschick and Julia Morizawa.

Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

Violin performed by Øyvind Bjorå.

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“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”

Episode 15, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Joseph Grimaldi, Beth Crane, James Oliva, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

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“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”

Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Mario Vernazza, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gemma Arrowsmith, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Julia Morizawa and Chiara Fumanti.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

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“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”

A Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode focusing on the Sound Design of The Amelia Project.

With: Alan Burgon, Mario Vernazza, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gemma Arrowsmith, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Julia Morizawa and Chiara Fumanti.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

Get in the mood for the upcoming season with a special behind the scenes episode where you meet our fabulous sound designer Fredrik Baden. Learn how the theme tune was made, step inside the Amelia office, and discover the Easter eggs that Freddy loves to hide in the music!

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“Leave your message after the beep.”

Real messages to The Amelia Project.

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“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.”

Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.

With: Alan Burgon, Joshua Manning, Julia C. Thorne, Gianluca Iumento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Liv Marie Skaare Baden.

Written by Oystein U. Brager.

Story editing by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“Are you sitting comfortably?”

Season 1, Episode 12.

With: Alan Burgon, Thomas Middler, Tanja Milojevic, Jen Sugden, Chris Sugden, Erin Kyan, Lee Davis-Thalbourne, Julian Sark, Sarah Rhea Werner, Julia C. Thorne, Oystein U. Brager and Philip Thorne.

Written by Oystein U. Brager and Philip Thorne with contributions from Eli McIlveen, Erin Kyan, Sarah Rhea Werner, Jen Sugden and Chris Sugden.

Produced by Imploding Fictions and Open House Theatre in collaboration with Victoriocity Productions Ltd, Alba Salix / Sean Howard Holdings, Love and Luck / Passer Vulpes Productions and Girl in Space / Sarah Rhea Werner.

Music by Fredrik S. Baden, John Owen, Eli McIlveen and Silent Partner.

Sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

In celebration of World Audio Drama Day. This episode continues the story of Episode 9, Percy. A huge thank you to new and old patrons who made this episode possible, as well as to all our collaborators.

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"It's all just so wonderful I can't get away!"

Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode to Season 1.

Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager talk about the origins of The Amelia Project and discuss how they would like to disappear.

Cameo appearance by Leeanne Stoddart.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Content warning: chewing sounds may trigger misophonia.

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“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers."

Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode two burglars visit the agency, after a failed robbery at Buckingham Palace… 

With: Alan Burgon, Sarah Golding, Fiona Thraille, Benjamin Noble and Torgny G. Aanderaa.

Written and edited by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.”

Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

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“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.”

Season 1, Episode 10.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client find herself with an extraordinary predicament. Is it a gift? Is it a curse? Listen and find out!

With: Alan Burgon, Kudra Owens, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Benjamin Noble and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!”

Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.”

Season 1, Episode 9.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! What’s today’s client’s dilemma? Listen and find out! 

With: Alan Burgon, Tom Middler, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa.

Written and edited by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

Fellow fiction podcast shoutout to Munchen Minnesota.

Content warning: this episode contains gunfire.

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“Don't even finish that sentence.”

Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

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"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.”

Season 1, Episode 8.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client comes straight from hell…

Featuring Alan Burgon, Michael Smulik, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Pete Lutz, Sarah Golding and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

Fellow audio drama shoutout to Victoriocity by Jen and Chris Sudden, which is like the bonkers lovechild of Arthur Conan Doyle, Wilky Collins and Douglas Adams, and it features a cyborg Queen Victoria! Find Victoriocity here: https://www.victoriocity.com/

Content Warning: this episode contains loud death metal, retching sounds, and revolting ice cream flavours!

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“I'm bleeding!”

Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.”

Season 1, Episode 7.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode the client is a famous comedian… who has lost his sense of humour! 

Featuring Alan Burgon, Modou Bah, Julia Morizawa and cocoa from Les Deux Magots in Paris.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

The fellow audio drama shoutout went to Wooden Overcoats by David K. Barnes. A classic among fiction podcasts!

For full credits see our website.

Content Warning: this episode contains bad jokes.

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"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!"

Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

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“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...”

Season 1, Episode 6. 

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client is a marketing executive who is already dead. Or is he? 

With Alan Burgon, Dean Clark, Modou Bah and Julia Morizawa. Written and edited by Philip Thorne

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

The fellow podcast shoutout in this episode went to The Audio Drama Production Podcast.

Content warning: this episode contains sexual references.

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”So the world is about to end?”

Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.

Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Elisabeth Dahl and Elisabet Hagli Aars.

Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?”

Season 1, Episode 5.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! All sorts of people seek out the death faking business, and in this episode the client is an Artificial Intelligence… 

With: Alan Burgon, Elisabeth Dahl and Julia Morizawa.

Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode was inspired by a blog post by Tim Urban of Wait But Why.

The fellow audio drama recommendation in this episode was for Uncanny County.

For full credits see our website.

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“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?”

Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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"What do you want? Who are you?"

Season 1, Episode 4.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode we delve into a sprawling conspiracy that connects the death of Alan Rickman, the rise of UKIP, Matt Terry’s X Factor victory, Stephen Hawking’s latest warning about AI and learn the meaning of - sorry, you'll have to listen to find out! 

With Alan Burgon, Robert Cudmore and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

Fellow podcast recommendation in this episode was for A Scottish Podcast.

Thank you to Fife College for recording assistance.

For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com

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“What? We're out of bubble liquid?”

Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1.

With Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

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“Do you mind if I smoke?" 

Episode 3, Season 1.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality a wealthy woman with an ambitious plan enters the agency… Can The Amelia Project fulfil her demands? 

Featuring Alan Burgon, Samantha Lawson and Christine Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions.

For full credits see our website.

Content warning: this episode contains mentions of suicide.

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"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means."

Season 1, Episode 2.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality star Alicia Cairn visits the agency… What’s her dilemma? Listen to find out! 

With Alan Burgon, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions.

The fellow audio drama shoutout in this episode was for The Bright Sessions by Lauren Shippen. Find them here!

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"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing."

Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento and Ravdeep Singh Bajwa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight."

Season 1, Episode 1.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode cult leader Zale Indigo Ravenheart visits the agency with a curious story… Can The Amelia Project help him? 

With Alan Burgon, Dave Moskin and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions.

For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com

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“But I can't work without cocoa!”

Prologue - Your journey into the world of The Amelia Project starts here!

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

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The Amelia Project is a dark dramatised comedy fiction podcast full of twists, surprises, absurdity and cocoa. Follow a new client every week, as they come to this death faking agency in search of a custom-made disappearance, a brand new life, and the best cup of cocoa they've ever tasted.

Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/ 

Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5 

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