For perhaps the 200th time, it would appear that a classic horror franchise is attempting a revitalization. And what do you know! It involves ‘decanonizing’ the countless sequels and making its own ‘relevant timeline’. But don’t worry, the title will give no indication of this shift. In fact, it’s just going to have virtually the same title as the original. Because how could you get confused? If you can’t tell, I’m frustrated. But that’s just the write-up! Wait for the real review in this latest episode of BMP!