The Cider Shed – Ploughing through BBC’s ’The Archers’

Hey everyone.

WE. ARE. BACK.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they cover Brian making his big screen debut, Darrington cooking up an event to rival 'Apple Day' and Adam going raving in the jungle.

A huge, warm, mulled-cidery welcome to our SEVEN new Patrons: Tom, Steve, Frances, Debbie, Adam, Sally and Katy.

Empty your pockets of the following please:

In Cell : George sums up prison for Brad.

Core Skills : An Apple Day a day keeps the Grundys in pay.

Salem's Lottie : It's spooky disco inferno time with Ian and Adam's new bestie.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join us as we get into exactly what's waiting for George at Handale Prison, what's showing at Felpersham Orpheus this weekend and we ponder what might be the issue with the Ambridge tourist industry.

Huge thanks to Rachel, Neil and Lara for becoming patrons and to James Griffiths who upgraded his membership. Bless you all.

We're very grateful to Heather Jones and Legal Beagle for their lovely reviews and last but not least, to our listener and patron Courtney (he of the mighty Mr Cartwright impression) who selflessly gave us our title this week.

Please rise:

Rage Against The Tagine : Is there something fishy about Lynda's peace offering?

Thick End of The Wedge : Adam helps out in The Tearoom.

Boycott The Bull : Lilian reaches a new low.

Produced by Matthew Weir

Mike Tucker singing the theme tune from Casualty on TV Burp : https://youtu.be/_i0Ti1cvVD0?t=219

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Join Keri and Matthew this week AND 22 NEW PATRONS! (shoutouts at the end you lovely people) as they kick the hornets' nest that is The Archers into the long grass.

Baking in the oven, we have:

Love at First Sting? : Zainab scooters into Ben's life.

Bad-Time Story : Alice reads George his wrongs.

Fake Off : Khalil likes to stir, but still gets his cake.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hey there you lot, Matthew was almost annoyed this week, while Keri was rocking in the corner.

Our entries are:

Table Emotion : Wish this storyline was on a wobbly table.

I GET THAT REFERENCE! : Thanks Oliver and Pat.

Cop Out : Harrison isn't feeling the force.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join Keri, Matthew, Lionel Richie, Delia Smith and Tom Archer (trying his hand at mediation) as we ponder WTF was going on in Ambridge this week.

• Medi-hate : Tom's a genius.
• Cheesed Off : Pie in the sky storyline.
• Dropzoned Out : Emma fails to kill Ed.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hey you lovely lot,

Join us this week as we welcome new Patrons: Pam, Helen, Rachel, Mike, Lex, Gerard and Jesi.

A tanned Keri is reunited with Matthew as they navigate an Ambridge tempest of dog-poo bins, giant sunflowers and redecorating Greenacres.

Nothing else happening, was there?

• Litter-ally Dog Shit : Can we bin this storyline off please?
• Neil Before Me : George has a heart to heart with the world's best Grandad.
• Arrested Development : Harrison discovers how to dial 999.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join us this week as we interview the Horrobins.

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Join Keri and Matthew on tour this week as The Cider Shed is recorded and edited in various locations. 

We've got 'Mystic Flannels', 'Found in a Skip Fashion' and a certain someone's 4-day course into the bendy unknown.

Confused?

You will be.

• Copping a feel : Harrison and Fallon go undercover.
• Run to you : With lovely Laura at the cricket, does Alistair regret going out for a duck?
• Kate goes postal: Clive's shop crimes don't have a shelf life.
• Fete. Up against your will : Wang a piglet, weigh a welly, and breathe. It's OVER for another year.
• Massive welcome to new Patrons; Ali, Jet, Heather, Dylan and Adrian.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join us this week as Keri and Matthew celebrate the return of the prodigal plumber, discuss lying when thick and ponder what multiple scenes involving Kirsty and Denise could have done to our inner eardrums.

• Dhal P for Perjure : Uncle Clive spices things up.
• Lying Thickos : The rule is simple. If you're thick. Don't lie. You'll end up looking like a right banana.
• Gruff Justice : Kirsty giveth Denise a room. Saint Roy taketh away.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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With Matthew away on holiday and Keri off in London seeing Sheryl Crow, there wasn't much time to put a podcast together so we're giving you what we thought of the start of the week.

We'll reconvene and tell you what we thought of the end of the week on the next Patreon midweeker.

Hope you enjoy the slightly stripped back affair.

Normal service, silly ads etc to be resumed next week.

There will be no regular ads or monetization for this episode.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Greetings fair listeners.

This is Podcastery manifest.

RIP to Jack Karlson who we (and Metallica) pay tribute to at the start of this episode, don't be alarmed.

Elsewhere, hear about the latest fruity cider hitting the village shelves, who to call in case of broken hero glass and witness the miracle that is Film Warbis 84.

So, relax and let Keri and Matthew ferry you on a horse-drawn dray, between the sublime and the Ambridge ridiculous while we discuss the following topics:

Hero Glass Repair, Hero Glass Replace : It's Emma's party and she'll tell if she wants to.

SaTURDay Shite Fever : Worst 40th ever.

How Deep is your Bruv? : Can Will keep the truth from Ed?

Produced by Matthew Weir

RIP Jack Karlson : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w

Metallica. 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' : https://youtu.be/B_HSa1dEL9s?si=RnHbU81KHdiYwsDK

The Cider Shed Podcast Fantasy Football League is back. Set up you team by 6.30pm, Friday 16th of August and join the league using the code k884tl

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Hello you lovely bunch.

Ok, so it was a bit of a week in Ambridge, we know. But don't worry, we're here to help. Find out exactly what Ambrose has been up to, book a mediation session with Jakob and don't forget to call in to Adam's brand new podcast.

Among the Rom-com titles, we dug out:

• Hen Don't : Barnstormer of a party or a Mani-Pedi-Tragi-Fest?
• George the Confessor : Emma is called on to be a silent witness.
• All is Fair in Lovell War : Jakob is going crackers,

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hello fine folk of The Cider Shed.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they scrimp and save at the Cost of Living Fete, go undercover with Meat Squad and get a fair bang for their buck at Celia Sparrow's first foray on the festival circuit.

Among the cheap cuts were:

• Shattered Myths : He don't need another hero (glass).
• Every Day is like Sundae : Fallon is getting creamed off with The Archers.
• Vet's a Family Affair : Mum is no longer the word at Lovell James.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hello fine, foraging folk.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they play 'Dinner or Death', invite you to ALL of Bridge Farm's new fun events, and also reflect on the inconvenience of your partner turning to stone.

Among the Pineapple weed, we plucked the following:

Trough Day at The Office : Freddie's not enjoying his pig of a job.

Weed Yourself : Neil shows Jazzer where the wild things grow.

Party gate : Natasha clucks up Fallon and Chelsea's hen plans.

Produced by Matthew Weir

Psychomania Tralier : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8zcFMRwxo

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Don't miss out on The Cider Shed feature length election special.

With reporters placed around the country, we brought you the latest as we got it, and sometimes even when we didn't get it.

Hear the whole thing today by going to : https://www.patreon.com/posts/cider-shed-2024-107971418

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Alright my lovers?

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they celebrate Celia Sparrow's resounding win, plan a trip to the Wrinkley Music Festival and then, perhaps a little discreet visit to feed some ducks.

Never fear, all will be explained.

As will this lot, to some extent:

Sub-Terfuge : Denise benches Paul in favour of Alistair

Tedder Boy : George burns for the tenuous case of Tilly Button

B.L.SHIT : Stella comes aboard.

Produced by Matthew Weir

THIS IS THE FARM! Thanks Jo. : https://x.com/caenhillcc/status/1812022058903081301?s=46

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Greetings fine folk,

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they scale the Alp that is German humour about Bonnie Tyler.

And some Archers stuff, honest...

• Wine and Dash: Alice nabs Blue Nun.
• Tree's the magic number: Ed, Emma and George hit the road
• That boy needs therapy: Josh gets Jealous?

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hello all,

Keri and Matthew have had their manes plaited, daisies shoved in their hair and are ready to be paraded into your ears.

On the village fete running order:

• Megxit : Bartleby rides into the sunset.
• Carter before the Horse : Lilian keeps the stable door open for Alice.
• Twist of Fete : Joy's plans are not to be sniffed at.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hello you smashers!

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they delve into the murky election campaign of Helen Archer. We hear from the latest in equine lefty lawyerdom and we discover why some sloppy, clip-cloppy nomenclature may be holding you back.

In no particular horsey order:

Bush Tucker : All that's missing is Roy.

Not Guilty : Alice refuses to string a sentence together.

Caravan of Love : Mick and Joy have classic intercourse.

It's a Cert : Harrison agrees to stop bringing up baby. For now, anyway.

Produced by Matthew Weir

A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Greek Restaurant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h20PWliNGk

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Welcome you lovely lot.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they enter the sticky world of Meg Mellor, X-Rated Bartleby and Harrison's potty training with Alan.

First up at the County Fair :

Horse Trading : The Grundys get nagged into a sale.

Stable Relationships : Paul's chap wants to open up.

On Harrison's Secret Service : Alan saves a prayer for Sgt Burns.

Produced by Matthew Weir

Big Train, 'Local Radio Puns' : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFI2mNR33sE&t=10s

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they take the Footloose Trivia challenge, sneak a look at the promising new pop-up 'Markie's Meats' and hear the latest from Celia Sparrow on the campaign trail.

We'll do you a sweet deal on any of these out the back of a van:

• Jason Meats his Maker : But is it Casey closed at the abattoir?
• Wrong and Whining Roadie : Mick gets a bad reception.
• Don't Playlet with My Heart : Are Ben and Chelsea appoaching their D-Day?

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hey you lovely lot,

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they go on a merry ramble across Omaha Beach via The Bull, Ambridge Hall and a lay-by on the B1985.

• Steak Out : The Famous, er....Three have a meating of minds.
• Snell is for Heroes : Lynda sends half of Ambridge to the front.
• Cinnamon Challenge : Jakob and Lilian decide to spare the horses.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Jill Rescue', 'Danger Sausage' and angry pigs.

• Water Way to Save a Cow : Alistair gets a bit wet.
• Burns Out : Harrison loses the toss.
• Crumbling Defence : George takes the biscuit (to the pub like no one ever does)

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hello good people!

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they skip through 'The Archers', discuss the Joy of Ambridge AND The Joy of Sex.

We vet Alistair, we judge The Aldridges, we even open up a portal on Keri's road just down from the launderette.

We also welcome six new patrons including one who you MIGHT be familar with...

• Does Paul smell a rat? Or is the cat already out of the bag?
• Alice in Blunderland : The Aldridge clan have a clumsy-off.
• Grund Designs : Is George leaning into hero-status?

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Well, that was a car-flipping week in The Archers, wasn't it?

Join Keri and Matthew as they do vodka-infused doughnuts on the bridge trying to make sense of it all.

• Booty Callout : Paul smells a rat, or a sheep, or a ewe.
• Bridge Over Bubbled Water : Will Alcopops pop George to the Cop Shop?
• Fall of The House of Aldridge : The family knives are out again. At last.

Keith Mandeman, Pool Inspector : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Murder She Wrote', The Iran-Contra Affair, Badger Bags and much, much more.

A big welcome to new Patrons: Sarah, Vivien, Jennifer and Susan.

Our starters for ten are:

• Mystic Smeg : Is Bartlelby worth a fortune?
• "Venison's a bit deer" : The Partridge Family go to Grey Gables.
• Let's Vet it On : Alistair and Denise in a massive dull-off.
• Ancient Wonders : Jim and Nu-Robert get puzzled.
• White Lightning Round : The Aldridges face some tricky questions at Quiz Night.

Thanks for all your support.

Lots of Love.

TCS

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Keri and Matthew umpire the following grudge matches this week on the village green :

• Bartleby vs Cranford Crystal.
• Disney Princesses vs Austin Princesses.
• Picky Teas (plain wrong) vs literally any other term.
• Mike and The Mechanics vs The World.

But, the most important thing : WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUPERTRAMP?

There's a load of The Archers stuff too, obviously.

Love you all!

Produced by Matthew Weir.

Jack meets Cher in 'Will and Grace' as mentioned by listener Matt Clay : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfqC28HcNjk

Best of Lemongrab in 'Adventure Time' : https://youtu.be/3uMAgcBzItQ?si=leKQHs0MuIYI1hHG

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Hello lovely folk

Join Keri and Matthew as they go to war this week over The Archers. WARNING: Keri makes some funny noises.

• Chelsea Blagger : Our favourite Horrobin takes the Bull and The Tearoom by the horns.
• On The Case : Brad mixes messages and luggage.
• Eggs and Runs : Listeria strikes Ambridge

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Hey you shiny, lovely lot.

Join a slightly delirious Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss Keri's growing love of Harry, pay glowing tributes to Miranda and Kate and we hear the latest venture from Grundy Media: The Village Shop Testimonies.

Top of the batting order are:

Sounds a Little Horse : Bartleby launches the Ambridge wing of TMZ.

Out For a #uck : Hannah gets sent to the pavilion by Vice Captain Chris.

Barking up The Wrong Tree : Are Ed and Emma cutting corners on chainsaws?

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Hey you.

There you are!

Join Keri and Matthew as they return this week.

There's plenty of animal magic as we discuss 'Grundy Media', elaborate, overwrought egg races and there's an exclusive Cider Shed listener chance to avail yourself of the 2025 item EVERYONE is after.

Spoons at the ready for:

Egg Nob : George and Eddie hatch an awful Easter plan.

Cop Block : Robert ruins Burns' night.

Guilty as Smell : Justin picks up the scent of Miranda.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Hello everyone, as you probably know, we're having a little break from the regular pod this weekend. Normal service will resume shortly.

Over at our Patreon there's a bumper Easter episode released as a little thank-you.

Join us as we travel back to Easter 2014 in Ambridge, the week before Tom and Kirsty were to tie the knot, witness a Chrisifixtion on Lakey Hill and meet Cocoa, Shula's bomb-proof pony. Or was that Belinda? We forget.

We threw in some of your favourite ads and there's multiple tests for the brain such as 'Who Wants to be a Bartle-Billionaire?', take two of 'Film Warbis', 'Village or Shittage (Badger Edition)' and a very special 'Swindon Tales of The Unexpected'.

Thanks for all your support.

Enjoy your cheese eggs.

Lots of love,

TCS

xxx

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Hey you lovely lot.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they ride Badger The Wonder Horse into town. Saddle up because we've got the following varmints in our sights:

• Poacher turned Wicket Keeper : New Robert gets egged on by Tracy.
• Hannah Bull-Letcher : Does Chris fancy a life of Riley?
• Sett The Controls : George plans to rein supreme with Badger's successor Bartleby.
• Pip it in The Bud : We gave Stella prior warning about this relationship.
• B.Lsy Bubbles : Only the best for Brianda this week.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Not Even A Show : https://www.youtube.com/@NotEvenAShow

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No sign of Harry this week but, come on William! We needs answers!

(are you going to fund the tree surgery business or what?)

Join Keri and Matthew in Jocky Wilson's hot tub as they discuss Cherry Brandy, Keri going royal spotting at a George Michael tribute act gig and 1970's TV show 'Survivor'. Also, see if you can spot the moment one of your hosts develops psychic powers on air.

So, we've looked over the business plan, and these are the smartest targets in the room.

• Miranda Rights : Brian goes to Cheltenham and gets the X-factor.
• Forging a new relationship : Chris goes off in a hoof.
• On the Paul : Kate takes Jakob's cracker of a colleague out for drinkies.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Let Keri and Matthew whisk you away to the animal medicine store cupboard for a bit of heavy vetting.

As well as The Archers, you'll find an in depth review of 'Spencer' The Movie, a tour of Ambridge's escape rooms and find out what we wouldn't do for love.

BUT, we will do these:

• ChrisAlice (say it quickly) : Martha's parents watch her turn into a caterpillar.
• You should see a Prof : More Jim loveliness.
• Hello Dolly : Is Harrison now guilty of Barbiery?
• Have a bit of Cravat! :Brian toxic dumps on Harry.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

Jill and Glen blooper reel from the wonderful Nighty Night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21HqxiSeUDM

Space Cats 'Magic Fly' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UwSVsiwzI

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All aboard!

Join Keri and Matthew as they navigate the canals of your mind.

The following locks have been opened.

• Horseplay costs lives : Harry's got no chill.
• Get to the Chopper : Neil and Susan watch Justin getting wood.
• It's an Unfair Cop : Harrison joins Alistair and Marky in the 'no one asked mate' fessing up tradition.
• Jim is back : That's it.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they doomscroll through Bruce Titchener's Tiktok, discuss Bristol's macabre pub doors and what car Harry drives.

It's Not Tree Surgery : Emma and Ed get wood (and a loan).

Skin Trade : Tony gives Natasha a hiding.

There's a Spark : David goes Electric with Vince.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Ahoy you wonderful lot.

This week Keri pays tribute to Simon Bates for some reason and Matthew remembers exactly where he was when Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presented The Brits.

DO YOU???

In between 'Cherry Flings' and 'Flying Elbows', we tried to recall the following:

Horsing Around: Harrison gets saddled with a slaughtered Harry.

Cock and Bull: David gets all mixed up.

Arsehole in One: A dodgy line of questioning at the mini golf.

You Lucia Some, You Win Some: Alistair packs Paul off.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

Matthew Wright (aka Horsey Harry) takes his best ever call: https://youtu.be/jZrDfaY-L7s?si=BD97_0l4IQ0kH9hm

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss Harry and Mummy, Adam's lol-factory and Keri faces her toughest ever quiz.

There are a host of new board games from The Cider Shed for you to get all giddy about too.

Through the viewing window we espied:

Culture Wars : Susan and Clarrie leave a welcoming present in Adam's wellies.

Under Starter's Orders : A lovely restaurant date with lovely Eve.

Gimme Snell-Ter : Kenton rolls up at Ambridge Hall.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Hey there you fashionable lot.

Come join Keri and Matthew as they build bridges with every possible demographic you can think of.

We'll see you down the front of a Jolene gig for the following:

• Bull/Dog : Kenton gets chummy with a four-legged friend.
• On the Casey : Vince investigates Borchester's dumbest criminals while Jolene stands by her man.
• Renew your Vows : Brad and Mia patch things up.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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Let Keri and Matthew shepherd you through the graveyard of your deepest Ambridge desires. Hear our Keri get a furball at the thought of Brian's mortality, Helen gets her eggs out at a society reception and Ambridge Madonna Vogues for the very last time (possibly).

Oldest drinking topics were:

Hay Fever: Lilian gets all dirty for Harry.

Purrrfect Day: Brian offloads Hilda on Tony.

Dairy Me: Susan and Clarrie get Whisky-ed off their feet by New Adam.

Labrinth - 'Still Don't Know My Name' from Euphoria sountrack: https://youtu.be/fq8ZkL3-8Kg?si=4ZU4BpGvWjldDlTH

American Dad - 'Stan and Roger get high' : https://youtu.be/ZVriOiIkXRo?si=4iexknbfjPHJsLxa

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Hey Kiddos!

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss lambing, David Soul and Mark Morrison.

In between a few massages we managed to look over :

Is there an Echo in here?: Local journalist Rebecca investigates, but at what price?

It's no Ewes: Ed gets fleeced on Blue Monday.

Nip it in the bud! : It's a new dawn and Brian is feline good.

The 'Other' Shed, number one rated restaurant in London: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqPARIKHbN8

Succession Season One Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfijCriPM_I

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Join Keri and Matthew as they segway their way through Pat's joyous birthday, Henry's therapy and Lily's indecent proposal.

We've got all the latest messages from our Borsetshire sponsors and Ambridge Madge comes back for a second Vogue-around.

While you're here, perhaps we could interest you in the following:

Exit Through The Grift Shop: Retail's wagging the dog at Lovell James.

They're Rentalists!: Tom and Natasha's field of dreams has a nightmare.

Defect to Grey: Lower Loxley loses The Toff-Off

Succession Season One Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfijCriPM_I

Natural Law Party political broadcast from April 1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HP3EPZJX7c

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Strike a pose with Keri and Matthew as they discuss The Rochelle Factor, The Earl of St Germans on the catwalk and Tracy joining the church of Scientology.

In between goes on each other's chocolate dartboards, we aimed for:

Bull Shot : Brian suffers Lillian's swigs and arrows.

Whole Lotta Pony : Has Chris bought a beast of burden?

It's a Titch up! : The funnest fam in The Archers are coming to town.

The Bristol Hum : https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35344544

Cake Wrecks : https://www.cakewrecks.com/

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We're here to ring in the New Year with you all and we'll be expecting Christmas family dinner style arguments about the following:

Suets you Sir: A shop-shy Ed tells Jazzer he wants to branch out.

A Load of New Pony: Chris buys Martha Harry in a pony suit.

Flirty Harry: Seems the latest horsey toff Feels lucky.

Mr Loverman: We pay tribute to Ian Pepperell's playing of Roy Tucker. Rest in Power you legend. xxx

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Season's greetings everyone!

As this year wraps up, join Keri, Matthew and a'popping-back-in-Peter as they cast their eyes back to the hateful, fateful Christmas of 2016.

Peter also steps up and tests his recent Archers knowledge in a festive mini quiz, with stunning results!

• Jill vs Toby.
• Ruth vs David.
• The Carol Singer Pervs vs Susan's fishpond.
• Rob vs everyone at The BL Christmas party..

Get involved and let us know what you think of/remember about that long gone festive week.

Lots of love and Merry Christmas to all.

TCS

xxx

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Hey gang,

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they wander through Waterloo Station in search of a pub called The Bell.

It WILL make sense once you listen.

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This week join Keri and Matthew as they badger their way through the minutiae of your favourite village of the damned.

• Pluck It! : Clarrie feels like a Turkey voting for Christmas in July.
• Flapjack Felons : Shoplifters Tom and Natasha unite and take over.
• Homes under The Scammer : Who is our mystery phone buyer?

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What's cooking you lot?

Hopefully not a Sweetcorn Gateaux.

Join Keri and Matthew as we munch into Tom's minging mind and face our harshest critics.

Just resting out of the oven are:

• Galloping Red Flag: Is Harry after a stable relationship?
• Tea Room Massacre: Fallon and Emma get a taste of Tom.
• The Put Down Pun Down: Jakob discovers the joy of laughter.

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This week in The Cider Shed, we cast our eye back to 1964...... calm down, just kidding, September 2018.

Get your pig pheramones on and come dancing!

No spoilers but here's the omnibus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZr1J3jyvi8&t=9s

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they negotiate a world of Horse Spars, Cheese Pillows and Fussy Gladiators.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?

• When Harry met Alice : Swipe right-wing on Ridr.
• Waiting for Cod : A dying Titch gets jilted for a fish finger butty.
• Vetimus Minumus : Jakob looks good in leather.

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Hey all,

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they get all eco-sparkly about The Northern Line, Mark Morrison and Rod Hull.

Then, if their big hands can type this next bit, you're reading that we discussed:

• It's a Cracker! Kenton sticks a rocket up Eddie's quiet cordon.
• Take Me to Merch: Tracy and Usha plan to turn St Stephen's into a money-spinner.
• S'will of the People: Jazzer gives the Berrow keyboard a big hand.
• Grange ill : Has Martyn Gibsonnnnnn bought the farm?

Weyes Blood live in Porto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpdfFNQtbM

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Woooo-oooo!!!

Join Matthew Weir-Wolf and Skeri Warbis as they take you on a horror tour of your favourite village of the damned.

It's got thrills, hills and Rex's ill will.

At the bottom of the sweet basket we found:

Rob hurt The Bruce, Bruce hurt The Rob : Alan dodges a post-baptismal pint with The Archers' funnest family.

Trees a Charm : Alistair and Denise get served a second slice of fate in the witchy woods.

I am The Intersection : Rob and Harrison on the verge.

The bitching hour : Paul flies off the broom handle at his stable mates.

Green-eyed Archer : Stella suffers Pip's Hannah-mosity.

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Join Keri and Matthew as they go off like a banger under a twat this week.

We dream of a world of quiet Archers, quiet fireworks and fish slaps for the worst of us.

Let us hold your hand through the following:

Meeurrr Heart Attack: Ambridge's Eco-Warrior proves she can fell mighty Noakes.

Saint Lee: Our favourite Karate Kid puts Mr Wen's meal for one on speed dial.

Handy Man: Ian needs to let go to hold on.

Norm Macdonald's Dad's favourite joke: https://youtube.com/shorts/MDkQ6k-ZRKk?si=T7iGp2Ot7RR07Bu-

A lovely bit of Weyes Blood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMG0AMQn3U

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Hey everyone,

This week we learn about the life expectancy of Land Snails and how that directly affects one of the hosts. We discuss Cheese-orcisms and Keri tells of the time she turned into the fastest woman on earth.

You can also reserve a seat for Ambridge's HOTTEST XXX movie and/or shake and stir yourselves to a quantum of Archers' Bond titles.

In between The Cure and 007, we discussed:

Canny Lad : So it was HENRY painting the village red!

Push the Button : Tilly makes a Guinea Pig of George's romantic plans.

Kitchen Fightmares : Grey Gables' Head of Food is a big Tell-Tale-Tit (pass it on)

The Cure in Orange : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXvEVl9MFB4

Barmbrack charm guide : https://www.irishpost.com/life-style/irish-halloween-traditions-items-hidden-inside-bairin-breac-mean-172872

Father Liam Deliverance and his incredibly high building and furniture standards : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGo8zXLg_8Y

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This week Ryan Early (aka Lee) the Beechwood Bruce Lee joined Keri and Matthew to discuss what lies ahead for him and Helen, THAT scene with Rob and his elevation to complete soap opera omnipresence. In between we covered:

• Rob Titchener is a : Fill in the blanks.
• He's on The Highway to Snell : Adil takes a roadtrip on the sound advice of his landlady.
• Guinea good or Guinea fowl : Is George suddenly gorgeous?
• A Baptism of Shires : Kenton and Adil get pumped up.

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Ryan negotiates with Big Jim McDonald : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pUXMk2uugc&t=633s

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What connects The Flat Earth society, Robert Palmer, Cabbage Patch Dolls and Patrick Swayze?

Find out, in this week's episode of The Cider Shed.

We pay tribute to the former finest BnB in Ambridge and hear about Borchester's hottest new club night.

We also test out our new robot friend The 'Factotron'.

In a clearing in the woods, we found:

• Rob/Rev Redemption: Usha slam dunks The Titchener.
• Bradled and Adil'd: These two are feeling the brain strain.
• Ambridgian Horror Story: Eddie spins his barn yarns.

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This week join Keri and Matthew as they navigate their way around Ambridge without touching on THAT book.

We hear from Adam and Ian's Pizza van and there are some murky tales from gleaming (glowing) Whitstable Bay.

There's a tractor load of new patrons to welcome too.

Reading between the lines, we discussed:

The Lark Night Rises : Can Ambridge's only book hold a candle to Jim and Kiki's absent tinkling?

Moving Testimony. : A Nicely framed Grundy storyline but is George's dark side finally back in the box?

This Isn't a Drill! : Does Pip's Rosie glow plant a seed of doubt?

Jeff's fundraiser as mentioned on the pod: https://www.justgiving.com/page/jeffthomasfatburningfundraiser?fbclid=IwAR1ZC4i0kEHS1hVtpJZR3Y1vlsoAVMs6epJ6AMfD4hpZND4Sp6bKm9Nypqo

Not QUITE the Whitstable Bay Fallon was describing : https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-66900483

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You came for the gossip.

But we hope you stay.

For many days.

You'll all be singing it tomorrow.

Well, what a week!

The Archers wasn't bad either.

Join us as we warn about the dangers of hungry wallpaper, Keri does her ninja impression and Matthew rides to both ends of the emotional rollercoaster reading two emails.

There's a massive Patreon mega-jingle (see lyrics above) and our favourite people's petro-chemical company have a product to freshen your bridge.

Flying out in between Hector's arse-burgers are:

If there was a vacancy, Yo, I'll fillet : Freddie swapz Beatz 4 Meatz

Tea Room Massacre : The Archers fold Fallon into their mix while Emma gets beaten to it.

Raging Bull : Stella takes Ruth by the horns.

BEAT. The charity as mentioned by Dave in his email : https://www.beateatingdisorders.org.uk/

Spaceman 3 being ace on Rapido back in the day : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJwzcIhx8u0

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We're back!

Keri and Matthew are here to examine everything Ambridge-based this week.

There's Cheese-Karma chat, Wizard's Hoof and some very spangley jingles.

Ok, there is an agricultural based soap opera too:

Let me Egg-tertain you : Josh takes over as showman of the barn.

Usha Pips Pip to it : Will Mum be Ruth-less?

Jim is lovely : No notes

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Oh hello!

There you are!

This week, a returning Matthew and a prodigal Peter invite you to the pub on a friday night for a few cockies, some scampi flavoured snacks (STOP SNIGGERING) and if it all goes sideways, a sh1t sandwich.

As you'd expect there's a fair slice of off-topic movie chat. Enough even to put Brad and Mia's 'film' club to shame.

Now, what you having?

Where's the Beef Bourguignon? Helen starts to stew under pressure.

Tell me lies. Tell me sweet Scampi Fries: Pipsy gets tipsy on a Friday visit to The Bull.

Sykesy cheques out: Ben bring WWE to The Laurels.

Brad feels the need for Speed: Mia feels the need for...

This is well lit! The Horrobins place a booking.

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as we discuss Latino radio soap operas, enjoy TWO new Ambridge business sponsors and grasp the following greased donkeys of Ambridge:

• Storm in a Tea Room : Helen and George turn the Borsetshire air blue.
• To Bee, or not, Toby? : The prodigal Fairbrother brother enters Pip's honeytrap.
• Pimp My Grinder : Natasha helps Fallon out (of business).

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they reveal their top picks for Grey Gables' new owners, Keri demonstrates her full range of regional Irish accents and Matthew wonders desperately if it's only him who remembers the late 1970s cartoon series 'Godzilla'.

In between Mock-Mocktails, we stage dived into:

• On The Rink : Stella runs rings around an Archer girl who's on thin ice.
• Ewe Must Be Joking : The Titchener makes a County Show of himself.
• Paltry Towers : Nobody wants to work for the mystery owners.

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This week Keri and Matthew want to know:

How did Craig David influence Marvin's trousery break?

Why is George suddenly the most employable teen in the village?

What exactly happened to Lulu Duxford in that bizarre gardening accident?

Luckily we have an exclusive eye-witness account for the last one.

We also sat down by the campfire with:

• Kiss from a Rosé (Drinker) : Pip licks gelatin and corn syrup off of Saint Stella's cheeks.
• Judge DREAD : Helen panel beats poor Celia Sparrow to cheesy death.
• Tractor Beam : George is grinning from ear to incel ear with his new role.

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Heads of Food', whether Rob could infiltrate Ambridge in a cunning new disguise and *Brian Blessed pays an emotional tribute to dearly departed Weaver.

There's a sexy new Erik jingle plus a Science and Nature question from the original Trivial Pursuit for you.

In between bad lasagne and non-toxically doing our nails, we pondered:

Harvester of Sorrow : Eager Weaver comes a cropper. RIP. 

Buffalo Stance : Mozza-Cretins Tom and Helen get the hard cheese treatment from Don Adil. 

Dual of The Fetes (Brad would get this reference) : Eddie and Lynda combine (sorry Weaver) forces. 

*might not actually be Brian Blessed

That man dressed as a dog: https://youtu.be/MA4UhxfTwVk

Dog Lion : https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-23714896

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Hey all.

KERI DEFENDS ADAM.

The latest shed is up.

Join us for a bunch of jingle bellend fun this week.

We do Rob, we do George, we even do Pip.

Oh, we missed a couple of bleeps this week so sorry about that.

Love you loads!

TCS

xxx

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This week, Keri and Matthew negotiate the rugged country path of ex-Southampton based conspiracy theorists, that laughing guy from 80s sketch show 'Absolutely', Martyn Gibson on Play School, brief 90's pop sensation Haddaway, Uri Geller and X-rated Rainbow. 

Now. Sit down. We need to talk to you about:

Not George's day : The Grundy son gets slapped down. 

No sense of tumour : Tony feels Titched up. 

Oi! Lease it out!!! Can Fallon bake it until she makes it? 

The Riley smileys : Tracy and Jazzer are back and they're not dead 'til they do part.

X-Rated Rainbow : https://youtu.be/CgbcQIT7BMc

Martyn Gibson on Play School (Thanks Jonathan Parsons) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl6vlz9IiYU

Ali Dia and his 48 minutes of fame : https://youtu.be/cfX9gBmsWqg

Laughing man from 80's sketch show 'Absolutely' (Matthew wasn't dreaming) : https://youtu.be/0PL38qPkX3k

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"Ferret fete. Open gate. Blame Kate. Adam hate.

IT'S STILL SAUSAGE ROLL TO ME-EE!!!"

This week Keri and Matthew triumph over multiple tech errors and come out welly banging and spile troshing.

All rise as Keri QC puts the case for the defence of her gorgeous blue-eyed George and also how she fancies a nibble on Sykesy.

• Sausagegate : George gets binned off like an empty Greggs wrapper.
• Fetegate : Will Grundystock be the latest summer festival to bite the ferret?
• Left-open-gategate: A sheepish Pip wants Stella to lose her cherries.

Keri's favourite Eeels' song : https://youtu.be/NQwsiIlIfH8

And Matthew's https://youtu.be/0JGK8odQV5w

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Hey all,

Are you going to The Cider Shed Fayre?

Craig David, Jim's Riley and (Question) Time.

This week Keri and Matthew get their honey-dripped singing voices on and warble about Hula Hoops for wedding rings, Black Sabbath as a lullaby and Johnny Mercer looking a bit of a tit.

Once you got us out of the bathroom, we hung the following up on the wall:

• Blubber Oh Riley : Jim's tearful vehicular gesture rounds off a wonderful non-wedding.
• No Console-ation for young men : Henry gets a Playstation ban for punching above his weight.
• The first rule of Mia and Brad's Film Club : Art House only.
• The second rule of Mia and Brad's Film Club : Fingering.

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Johnny Mercer looking not so great on HIGNFY : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpe2u1wKpiU

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Hello you,

Firstly, are you ok? We hope not.

Join us this week in the shed as we discuss Craig David, those weird blokes on motorbikes at funfairs in the 1970s and who would run Ambridge's Gulag.

Between shots of rum and Pinot Grigio we stumbled upon:

• Driller Queen: Stella's new toy is guaranteed to blow Brian's mind.

• Twist of Fete: The Grundy Group advance their ferret tank convoy on Ambridge Hall.

• Mild Stab in the Park: Rob and Lee have a romantic first date at the Leper Colony.

Louise Mensch getting her absolute Tory-twat-arse handed to her: https://youtu.be/ih_oXgnOPKE

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This week Matthew (Jesus) and Keri (Helen) juggle festivals to discuss Death in Paradise, Black Mirror, whether Henry VIII shaped Ambridge and how The Cider Shed is moving to Clacton-on-Sea.

We shouted the following from the unsafe euro-rooftops:

• Let's (not) Get Physio: Lee's world falls apart as he yearns for Sykesy.

• No Whey She Met Rob! Bridge Farm finds no cure for the Borsetshire Blues.

• A Fete Worse Than Meth: Does Eddie plan to trouser a ferrety fortune? 

• Lakey Breaky Heart: Is love weaving its way into our favourite farm manager's life?

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This week a delirious Keri and Matthew discuss The Barron Knights, Keri gluing herself to a fridge in protest at The Archers and the sex lives of Great Western Railway passengers circa 1997. In between paying homage to Ocotal's most famous twin city, we poured Pat's cold soup all over the following:

• Avengers Bellendgame : Tom keeps the sausage wagon running as Lee delivers a five-finger death-tickle.
• We was Robbed! He's back and he's in Swindon.
• Drills, Thrills and BL aches : Home Farm is where Stella's heart is. For now...
• Beatbox or Meatbox? Freddie gently refuses Vince's offer.

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Yo yo yo! 

Keri 'KFC' Warbis, The Ficklingator and MC Matty W are in the shed y'all and if you like teats, you're in for a treat. 

Hear us bust a rhyme through this week in Ambridge. 

First up to the mic:

• 99 problems and the Titch is one: Tom-e Fresh and the Bridge Fresh Crew assemble to fight the power of Rob. 

• Swill communication: Pig master Neil shows Georgie G the swine list. 

• Fight for your right to barley: Stella can't stand Brian's sabotage. 

• DJ Freddie P drops the bass like his Dad dropped off the roof. 

The succulent Chinese meal video lives here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

Delia Derbyshire rocks our worlds: https://youtu.be/qsRuhCflRyg

What Richard sent us about Rick Wakeman's curry: https://norselandsrock.com/when-rick-wakeman-ate-a-curry-during-a-yes-concert/

Jessica's link to Kenny G: https://dlisted.com/2023/06/05/birthday-sluts-3799/

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It was an episode they said would never happen.

And by they. we mean us.

We couldn't possibly leave you to handle that week in Ambridge by yourselves.

As a result we banged this out against all odds.

It's got cheese-related suicide. it's got Kenny G, it's got the side-effects of eating Borchester Blue on Sourdough.

Hope you like it.

• Fusion ferret food hits the late May fest with mind-bending results.
• Tigers, Tadpoles burning shite: This cricket storyline gave us the runs.
• Driller Killer: Brian's bores into Stella. Adam just bores.
• A matter of trustees: Will the prog-rock-cock block Freddie's ascent to the throne?
• Nailed it! Tony has a plan for Rob's return.
• Harrison discovers trees. And flies. Next up: Crime.

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They're making their notes, they're listening twice but the there's no f'ing way they're listening thrice. 

Keri and Peter faced a brutal onslaught of tedium from the Script Editors alone and tried their very best to be positive. Spoiler alert; they failed like a Tory in a crisis.

In between gripes they discussed:

• Home Farm is where the shart is. Adam eyes a return.

• Dairy Lee caught in a negative love triangle.

•  Hen fight! Tracy and Emma have the world's shortest feud.

• Get Chris Carter. A storyline like a full toss agricultural shot direct to the googlies.

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Hey everyone, join Keri, Peter and an Ikea-dismantling procrastinating Matthew as they get knee-deep in the indoor unit pigsh1t that was on offer this week.

Our first duties on the unit are:

• Sister Act? Adam logs in as Erin checks out. 

• Where there's a swill, there's a Hannah. George signs up for a pig of a job. 

• The Schaeffe of things to come? Bridge Farm on the Eve(sham) of war. 

• Rob's brother goes the extra Miles only to get cheesed off.

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The man, the myth, the legend that is Mr Methane:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Methane

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With Matthew away it is up to Keri and Peter to make sense of this week’s dollop of #TheArchers.

In between stories of Peter’s physical decline and Keri’s ever growing list of chunky crushes they discussed:


• Smilin for Rylan - Good actor on Radio 4 shocker.

• Road kilt - Jazzer gets knocked down and get’s back up again.

• Fail and Disgrace - Eddie and Leonard are THE new ‘comedy’ act.

• Rob til we sob - yawn. Hurry up you bastard.

• Adil - Our hero. Takes down Lynda, before opening his heart to Lillian.

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Oi Oi,

Join Keri, Peter and Matthew this week as they open Pandora's portaloo only to discover chicken wrestling, Telly Savalas and Justice.

• Because your Gorgias: Greece is the word for our lovely Jim.
• The Hills are Dead with the sound of Brookfield.
• Could Rylan be a baddie slayer?

Telly Savalas https://youtu.be/EoHVO1eSMFc

Justice https://youtu.be/L0TvnWRSyr4

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Let Peter, Keri and Matthew illuminate that dark, weird week in Ambridge.

You will not be able cop out, turn off or tune out because, The Cider Revolution WILL be podcast.

• Where's the Beef Will-ington? The ghoulish Archers kids circle round Brian's assets.

• That's a Wrap! Cheeky Den takes the kids for a Cheeky Dando's.

• Let them eat Eurovision cake: The Ambridge folk rub each other out.

• Feudal for thought: Ambridge's bootlicking lights are on but no one's home.

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Join a returning Keri, Peter and Matthew as they discuss Tony's junk, Pat's Chaffinch and just why Ambridge WAS The Village of The Damned this week.

• "Oh, you've just missed him!" Yeah right! : Erin fields Paddy questions from Adam.
• Tony discovers souper powers and tells Pat to "shut it!"
• Titching powder : Rob gets under Bridge Farm's skin.
• Cancelled Crystal : Freddie plans the PC future of Lower Loxley.

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Rat Scabies being an absolute gent on Music Box back in 1985 : https://youtu.be/EyfRCDM14xI

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Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is Podcastracy Manifest! What's the charge? Enjoying a succulent rural radionovela?!? Are YOU ready to receive our limp Archers analysis? Ah yes, we see you know your Ambridge well....

You get the idea, and if you don't, allow us to explain everything:

• Oliver bench-warms to George after losing his cherry tree.

• Prime Number Suspect: The maths boy's story doesn't add up.

• Money for Old Testament: Alice loses the plot over the will. We're just losing the will tbh.

• EV Charge of The Shite Brigade: Jim clips Justin's wings.

• Ex on The Leach? Helen listens as Jess states.

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Join Keri (from a land down under), Peter and Matthew as they endorse a new brand of nappies, clash over their cities, go deep diving into a succulent Chinese meal and finally, gift you a new Patchat jingle just in time for Easter.

To you all, we leave the following:

• Helen's gunning for Tom. Rob's gunning for Helen. Pat's gunning for... er... pigeons?

• Where there's a will, there's dismay: Jenny disses Adam and Kate from beyond the tagine.

• Heerrrrrre's Georgie!!! Brad and the birthday boy play in Grey Gables, for ever and ever and ever... 

• Like a Muppet in a sting: Justin pays a heavy price for riding the Eurovision express. 

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Join the two virtue helmets Peter and Matthew as they try and shoehorn multiple Rolling Stones titles into this week's podcast. (yes I've since remembered the Toxic Twins were in Aerosmith but I've started writing it now).

Please allow us to introduce the following:

• Sympathy for The Devil: The argument for finding George relatable.

• Start Me Up: Jim and David plan the charge of the sh1te brigade.

• Mother's Little Helper: Lizzie lords it over the volunteers.

• Brown Sugar: Brian enters the bake off.

• Their Satanic Majesty's Request: Natasha does a deal with the Agro-Devil.

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Join Keri, Peter and Matthew this week as they try their hand at the pioneering quiz show 'Play your Curds Right'. Elsewhere, they pay homage to Liz Truss, they discover the real reason the dinosaurs became extinct, Peter does his best Cannibal Lectern impression (not quite up to Michael Sheen's) and they also discuss big cat sightings, cricket vs frisbee, who's the biggest fan of eurovision and what goes on in the Grundy kitchen.

Then we got in the forklift and dumped this pretty lot on your driveway:

• (Paul) Mack'n'Cheese: Eurovision glamour and the dairy window culture wars.
• Jim's on the verge: David dumps hay while The Prof shines. 
• Brooching the subject: Returning Debbie sticks a pin in her reputation.

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This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss Facebook check-ins, drinking in train stations at Easter and the utter weirdness of producing massive pieces of material.

Under starter's orders:

• Who do you fancy in the 3.30 at Cheltenham? Brian of course.

• Are we going to Westbury Fayre? No thanks.

• Clarrie gets that sinking feeling. Eddie commits pergolary.

• Jakob crackers the code. Paul cock-blocks Alistair.

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This week's episode is dedicated to the memory of the lovely Owen Kyffin (aka Pipsqueak on twitter) whose passing we only discovered shortly before recording. 

A longtime supporter of the podcast and he will be missed by all of us.

Our sincerest thoughts go out to his family.

Rest in power you funny, cheeky fella.

Keri, Peter and Matthew.

xxx

We did pull ourselves together to smash this lot:

• Play your curds right: Will Helen's window of opportunity spark a culture war? 

• Paddy Issues: Adam takes note and goes for an Oscar. 

• The Manor torn: Is Lower Loxley about to get cancelled? 

• Touching scene: Josh, Ben and Bess in a scene for the senses. 

• Stable relationship: New housemate Lily starts cracking the whip. 

• Man-sized tissue massage: Shona gives us and Brian a happy ending.

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Keri wants to be buried in a giant lamb chop, Matthew's preparing her 'ewelogy' and Peter's in a praiseworthy mood this week. Elsewhere we discuss Pantomimes Anonymous, 80s cult classic Moonlighting and the possibility that Adam's a serial killer. 

Oh, and Archers stuff. In no particular order:

• Jenny was a friend of mine:

Tony and Lilian choose the worst possible moment to try stand-up.

• You've got to clean a potty or two, boy:

Sykesy dangles the carrot for Ben.

• Game, Set and Splat: Alice surveys Susan's rugged terrine.

• You go girl guide! : Lady Chelsea is all up in Freddie's Manor.

• Guilty as charged: Is Justin going electric?

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Join Keri, Peter and Matthew as we discuss Cocaine Bear, Roly Wellingtons and which member of Brookfield lays the nicest eggs. Massive apologies for Matthew possibly confusing Pierogi with Halušky.

Between complimentary soups and free Shepherd's Pie we munched on:

• You selfish Tucker! Roy and Kirsty lose and rediscover basic human decency over a 3 day period.

• An Innis-Spector calls: Brookfield gets 1 star on the Lyndometer.

• Pure projection: The Archers siblings slide back into each other's arms.

• Fathers for Justice League: Helen puts flowers in Mabel and Evie's hair.

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This week, Keri and Matthew discuss Lord of The Rings themed discos, amber necklaces and axe throwing.

There's even a bit of time for The Archers, including:

• Death becomes them : The utter pitifest of Aldridges drags into another week. We sh1t on it.
• Grassy Nol no more : Kate's daughter is back and she's no longer a midnight toker.
• Bit of Borsetshire Blue for the David : Brookfield goes shagtastic again.
• Ruairi's game : Justin mines the mind of Ambridge's fallen sugarbaby.

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Keri, Peter and Matthew welcome you all aboard our totally normal rice paper boat. Join us on deck as we navigate the back catalogue of Swedish rockers Europe, the nonsensical series 'Lost' and the argument for overthrowing the monarchy. Matthew also sneaks in 3 Burt Bacharach songs unbeknownst to his co-hosts in tribute to the great man.

Oh and also Archers stuff in no particular order:

• It's the final payment! : Ruairi's P45 arrives at the nest.

• "Granny's gone to live on a farm." : Adam and Ian break the news.

• Kate or Freddie. : Who has the best made up job?

• David starts romancing Elizabeth in Ambridge's most shocking storyline yet.

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Keri, Peter and Matthew are in your garden and we're not budging until you've heard us discuss Peter's long form birth certificate, boardgame tantrums, Kraftwerk and the word Matthew just cannot say.

Before the cops show up, we also covered the following:

• Sub-normal: Adam brings Brian off the bench.

• Hair apparent: Is Chelsea set for Lady of The Manor?

• Model trains. Model twins: It's a photo finish for the worst of Bridge Farm.

• Julianne and Ruairi: Rent free in his head and rent free in her apartment.

• Mungo comes alive: Justin babysits Ambridge's most terrifying 7yr old.

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Black armbands at the door folks. Sombre music and the slow tolling of a bell. Actually no, it's us. So with full respect to dearly departed Jenny, we also discuss her next career as a poltergeist, Pat's torturous soup menu and how Justin plans to upsell funeral goods to the grieving Aldridges.

Massive cidery hugs all round.

xxx

• Adam learns to read.

• Stella auditions for Driller Killer 2.

• Tony and David add 2 new stages of grief.

• Ruairi's roar turns to a moan.

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Join an unpacked Peter, Keri and Matthew as they go on a loved up date together. In between blushing we plucked up the courage to discuss the following:

• When 2 become 1. Maths lad Brad has a date with density. 

• Reacting Angri-Lee: If you're going, to San Francisco, be sure to tell your psycho Karate instructor ex well in advance. 

• Justin talks shop as Jim sells his soul. 

• Stella does her drill bit but Brian thinks it's full of holes. 

• Grout expectations: Rex and Erik scrub up pretty well. 

• The Ambridge Fixer: Leonard shows how instrumental he is once again.

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On the podcast this week Keri and Matthew question if Peter's labelling is up there with Jakob's. We also seem to completely forget where the aformentioned sexiest vet in Ambridge stands on sprouts and we wonder, quite frankly, if his newly arrived brother is a massive wrong un.

In between all that, we cannonballed into the following murky waters.

• Where the rewild things swim : Kirsty gets the horn for Erik the Viking.
• Jim as Best Man. : You'll find no argument here.
• Justin is going to tazer every single village shop customer and we're here for it.
• Window Pain : It'll take more than a couple of paracetamol, Kate.

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Happy New Year everyone! 

This week on The Cider Shed Codpiece (it'll make sense later) a fairly delirious Keri and Matthew discuss hot-wiring cars, robot makeovers, Knight Rider with Michael Nyman and ponder what John Grisham is doing hanging round Ambridge View with Neil. 

Now, how about we awkwardly discuss the following over some minuscule starters:

• Just say 'yes!' : Chelsea and Brad rock the mic at The Bull but Aunt Susan ain't feeling the beat. 

• We are not amused (bouche) : David and Ruth do a restaurant runner. 

• Whole Lottie/Rosie : Is there something up with Pip's BFF? 

• Inter-Stella : Our favourite farm manager is off to talk to the robots. (not Adam)

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This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew talk a little Horrobin, a lot of Archer and a bafflingly large amount of Natasha. There's even a truncated Patchat thrown in.

Apologies in advance for multiple character/actor name mix ups, onanism references and some terrible Archers impressions.

Strap in:

• Brad and Chelsea disengage Tracy and Jazzer.

• Jill's back, David's stressed, Ruth's resentful: It's beginning to feel a lot like Brookfield.

• George and The Fallon: Will and Ed explain the birds and the bleats.

• Lyn 'n' Chronic: Director Snell picks Pip's mulled whine over Jakob's sprout opus.

• While his Guitar Gently weeps: Lilian strings Tony up.

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Thanks for listening all year everyone.

We really appreciate all the kind words and support you throw our way.

Lots of love.

Keri, Peter and Matthew.

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We recorded a special episode for our Patrons where we:

• Chose our f&€k, marry, kills.

• Did 2 truths one lie.

• Answered Patron's questions.

• Said some stuff we shouldn't have.

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This was a very special week for us as the fantastic Madeleine Leslay who plays the equally wonderful Chelsea Horrobin dropped by the shed and gave us hairdresser levelz of goss:

• Who owns 60% of Grey Gables? 

• Where are the Gills?

• Is Vince the grey man? 

• It's all here. Sort of. 

There was even some Archers stuff:

• Ed and Emma got wood, but did Rex and Tony? Bull patrons enjoy a grundyflick.

• Martyn Gibson is a cheap date no more. 

• The Archers pushes our suspension of disbelief as we discover Pip has a friend.

Madeleine in You Had Me At Hello, the short film that Matthew mentioned during the pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJGxlFxkBg

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Keri, Peter and Matthew make a couple of special announcements this week, before discussing hiding food from your significant other, tales of being brassic and Mr Fickling gives Catford the 'Wish you Were Here' treatment.

Oh, and The Archers, of course:

• Ben checks into Air B'n'Brookfield.

• Discomfort and Joy: The bearing of Northern souls clears the air. 

• Emma plans a scam, but will Harrison get her loggin' details?

• Brad feels a great disturbance in the pants.

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This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew bring you all in from the cold to chat about their roles in the nativity, Keri can't feel her face and sadly, Peter's Joy rap ended up on the cutting room floor. Will it surface at some point in the future? 

In between all of that we ran around on the green looking for these storylines:

• A choired taste: Is Mick high as F? And is Jolene being a middle C? 

• Emotional Bess cue: Ben's Imaginary sheepdog proves a trial for his health. 

• Web shite: Stella's spider sense gets Pip out of a tight spot. 

• Wedding fair crashers: The Horrobin girls get a free sample of the high life. 

• 50 shades of sprout: David plans a good stuffing.

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This week, Keri Peter and Matthew discuss the warming properties of Special Brew, ponder daps vs baps, Adidas vs Puma and Matt Berry vs Nick Cave. Somewhere in between we cast our eyes over:

• Fallon gets a tune out George.

•Christmas Chronic Choir Chaos.

•Paul can't hurry love. Ruairi will just have to wait.

•Vengeful Vince pokes the Brookfield bear.

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He was going out with a girl

Her name is Bethany

But now his Nan is done with him

Cuz he had sex with Chelsea

This is what she said:

Listen Ben I love you

But you've brought shame on you and me

Mia and Brad trashed the hunt ball

And Paul totes fancies Ruairi. 

Ok, enough singing....

Jill drizzles misery all over a flapping Ben. 

Hunt Ball, as in Jeremy Hunt. 

Get your tux, you've Pauled. Ruairi gets a bonus then a bo....STOPITTT!!!

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This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew unearthed Freudian recollections from Santa's grotto, discussed the cool, hipness of voice notes and pondered which haircut the Fickling lad should get next.

Somewhere underneath the unwanted jumpers, we found:

• George: Stable genius or thick as pigshit?

• Two-tone Tony: The boy from Bridge Farm recalls the only wooly childhood nightmare not involving his Mum.

• Perfectly acceptable: Jakob to take on the cottage despite living rent-free in Keri's head.

• Brookfield Bellend Olympics: David and Ben make the podium but the eldest child Pips it.

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