Chapter 128. It was very, difficult sand.

No time to chat this week because I am busy packing for the European Tour, so I am just going to leave the episode highlight in a succinct, bullet-point, stylee.

• Linette still has those amazing jugs, in fact I just reached up and grabbed 'em. Check out my instagram feed if you don't believe me.
• I do often think of myself as a victorian water-closet.
• Just because it has a key-hole, doesn't mean you shouldn't give it a tug.
• I do indeed have an alter-ego with a cape, I try to use my powers for good and I have a huge A on my torso.
• You will be pleased to learn that I have stopped abusing the thin blue line, and now doff my cap at them. Particularly the incorruptible ones that speak Portuguese and arrive by pushbike.

See you in Eindhoven, I will be the one attending to my stubble.

Obrigado e boa noite,

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