The scene takes place in the kitchen of a traditional country cottage. A door at the front of the room opens into an entrance porch, and the back door opens to a garden with more than adequate quantities of lavender. There is a table and chairs, a Cappuccino maker and the the front window overlooks a village green. There is evidence of cricket, but no match is currently taking place.
(sound of a front door bell being rung)
h: Who the bloody hell is that?
(incidental music wafts across the scene)
Ant: Morning h
h: Ah Anthony, how are we?
Ant: I'm really well, how are you?
h: Come on in...
Ant: I will do thank you.
(the incidental music gets a little more present, but quickly backs off again)
h: Did that sound staged?
Ant: Just a little, but it'll be fine.
h: It'll be fine, yes.
A short pause
Ant: I'm going to embrace the whole lounge pant thing next time, I'm going to put my University of New Hampshire lounge pants on.
h: You should indeed
The dialogue fades away to a pre-recorded VoiceOver and the scene is set for another chapter of TCD (sorry Lucy)
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