Global warming disruption is upon us. We have record hurricanes in North America, increasing typhoons in Asia, increasing and changing monsoons around India, increased wildfires in Australia and western North America and sea water in the streets of Miami and other major cities on sunny, calm days. Most people will adapt in place. But many have the means or motivation to find the places which will see lower impacts. Where will they be? This is a podcast version of the article of the same name on the Medium TFIE publication.