The Imperial Scrolls of Honor

The game dudes get to the bottom of port vs starboard and destroying Tataku in Capcom’s 1988 […]

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The dudes put a bow on Roger’s first tango with the Sariens in Sierra On-Line’s 1991 VGA […]

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The dudes go full retro game hotline call center, crown oatmeal cream pies the lunchbox snack champion, […]

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The game dudes wish upon a star in Sega’s in-house 1990 release of Compile-developed Castle of Illusion, […]

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The dudes get to the bottom of how full of shit the Game Doctor is and logically […]

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The game dudes parse asterisks in the court of King Lorik while playing through Ultra’s 1989 release […]

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The dudes put their lists for Santa on lay-a-way as they Grinch their way through GamePro issue […]

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The game dudes hop on their medieval stairmasters and climb through Konami’s 1990 release of Castlevania III: […]

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The dudes obfuscate their way through the feelies and opening moments of Sierra On-Line’s 1991 VGA re-release […]

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The dudes acknowledge the door slamming shut on Atari’s console run, yearn for Ultima glory, and pick […]

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The game dudes strategize on how to game the pizza economy and the poser Noids in Capcom’s […]

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The dudes discuss their adolescent savings plans and how best to identify a medical professional while experiencing […]

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The game dudes tie a ribbon on the game, the myth, the legend – Nintendo’s banger 1990 […]

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The dudes wind down their SIDEQUEST through Enix’s 1990 release of Dragon Warrior 2 on the Nintendo […]

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The game dudes finally take down the elephant in the room, Nintendo’s banger 1990 release of Super […]

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The dudes restore proper water flow to the mountainous regions of Torland in their SIDEQUEST through Enix’s […]

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The game dudes might have to hack into the satellite uplink in Natsume’s 1990 release of Shadow […]

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The dudes aimlessly and disjointedly wander the Torland countryside as they continue deeper into their SIDEQUEST through […]

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The dudes pump up their Reebok Pumps and get to the bottom of the inception of Yakity […]

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The game dudes pod from an ATL echo chamber while running and gunning through Namco’s 1990 release […]

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The dudes nostalgia about Alefgard in their SIDEQUEST through Enix’s 1990 release of Dragon Warrior 2 on […]

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The dudes get their schmup backs blown out by Sega Visions issue #2. (Mag Analysis Starts @ […]

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The game dudes mourn the absence of a single diskette, schematic, or MAINFRAME in Sega of America’s […]

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The dudes take their Torland warpath intercontinental in their SIDEQUEST through Enix’s 1990 release of Dragon Warrior […]

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The dudes dissect the psychology of bootleg as they flip through GamePro issue #14. (Mag Analysis Starts […]

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The dudes put their Delorean in gear and fire off on their SIDEQUEST through Enix’s 1990 release […]

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The game dudes tap into their whimsy caches while getting down with Capcom’s 1990 release of Little […]

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The dudes keep their R&D IP close to the vest while rifling through Nintendo Power issue #16. […]

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The game dudes play football in the 21st century via Sega’s 1990 release of Tengen’s Cyberball for […]

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The dudes work their way through the Magic Eye that is GamePro issue #13. (Mag Analysis Starts […]

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The game dudes place their venus fly trap orders while jamming on Sega’s 1989 release of Capcom’s […]

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The dudes recount their first times playing Bejeweled and go full neo-retro with Sega Mania issue #1. […]

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The game dudes do a feature-length biopic on Bubbles the Chimp and dabble a bit in Sega’s […]

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The dudes put a bow on their SIDEQUEST through Square’s 1990 release of Final Fantasy on the […]

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The dudes sign up for the Burger King kids club and also flip through a rag — […]

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The game dudes attempt to restore peace to the universe and drop sizzling takes on bonus stages […]

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The dudes alphabetize their NES games, and accompanying ball bearing collections, while flipping through Game Player’s Strategy […]

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The dudes get their feet wet in the Sea Shrine as they near the end of their […]

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The game dudes swab up Josh’s Outer Wilds tears amidst chatting up 1990 Rare/Milton Bradley collaboration Captain […]

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The dudes get all growsed up in their plod towards Chaos in their SIDEQUEST through Square’s 1990 […]

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The dudes take their mullet analysis to a whole new level while covering Nintendo Power issue #14. […]

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The dudes continue to bust out their whoopin’ sticks on the minions of Chaos, and ponder minting […]

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The game dudes reevaluate their relationships with retro gaming while working the 12 steps of Batman: The […]

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The dudes deck the halls with the pages of GamePro issue #11. (Mag Analysis Starts @ 37:12) […]

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The game dudes analyze the most efficient manner by which to get jiggy with Sega’s 1990 release […]

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The dudes plod onward in their sidequest to take Chaos out back to the woodshed in Square’s […]

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The dudes finally figure out how to record a semi-professional-sounding podcast en route to toppling the inaugural […]

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The dudes take their first sidequest game play strides through Final Fantasy on the Nintendo Entertainment System. […]

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The game dudes sort through whether they’re just diddling with an Altered Beast plus ninja options and […]

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The dudes launch into the world of Final Fantasy on the Nintendo Entertainment System by way of […]

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The dudes dabble in neon roller skate wheels, geocities websites, SPECS and GamePro issue #10. (Mag Analysis […]

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The game dudes dabble briefly in non-VR-focused subject matter to pitch a little woo about Konami’s Super […]

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How did the ISOH aggregation fare against the 1990 Nintendo Power readership in the Nester Awards? Find […]

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The game dudes talk for two and a half hours about Cory Snyder’s 361 ft 2-run dinger […]

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The dudes ponder how much mega Mega Man needs, teach each other Japanese, and compare Starting Lineup […]

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The game dudes nuke their way through Sunsoft’s Fester’s Quest on the Nintendo Entertainment System and figure […]

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The dudes work through some LJN baggage whilst flipping through the pages of GamePro issue #8. (Mag […]

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Josh pods on tequila, JAB experienced catastrophic failure, Jae is still MIA, but we wearily battle through […]

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The dudes talk about Atari, but really Subnautica, while flipping through Atarian Video Game Magazine issue numero […]

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The game dudes forgot how to podcast, but bumble through Data East’s Heavy Barrel on the Nintendo […]

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Josh can’t pronounce bestiary, Jae quit, JAB was late.  We talk a little Ultima: Exodus on the […]

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The dudes decide there is no need to apologize to Magic Johnson and cast their 1989 Nintendo […]

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The game dudes climb the mountain that is Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! on the Nintendo Entertainment System. (Game […]

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The dudes express their concern about LB’s dungeon construction code regulations while flat-lining their status charts and […]

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The dudes compare fanny packs and baseball card collections while precariously navigating the sportstravaganza known as GamePro […]

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The game dudes concede they’re not going to stop watching Kurt Russell movies as they bring the […]

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The dudes take their first whack at the intimidating gameplay of Ultima: Exodus on the Nintendo Entertainment […]

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The dudes have their entire pod-based existence come into question while thumbing through GamePro issue #6. (Mag […]

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The dudes get their feet wet with the official Nintendo hint book release for Ultima: Exodus on […]

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The game dudes don’t shy away from full male nudity while getting down with Technos/Nintendo of America […]

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The Imperial Scrolls of Honor podcast is comprised of two dudes, longtime friends Jae Baxtron and Josh […]

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The dudes kick the door down on 2021 with Nintendo Power issue #10 before Jae subjects Josh […]

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The game dudes close out 20-fucking-20 with a bleep blop bloop, Dig Dug II: Trouble In Paradise […]

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The dudes ponder the finer things in life – Jose Canseco’s twitter account, Nintendo rigmarole, not controlling […]

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The game dudes remember Bear Grylls’ crevasses, ponder bear breath and how funny bears are in general, […]

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The dudes discuss pinball wizardry, writing ALF episodes on heroin, and calling audibles while closing out the […]

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Josh banters with Blake about his epic telling of the 16-Bit gaming era in both book and […]

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The game dudes are at constant odds about their play experience of Adventures of Dino Riki for […]

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The dudes wrap up their quest to crush the Dragonlord where he sleeps in Dragon Warrior on […]

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The dudes hammer out a read-through of GamePro issue #4 on the shortest of notice, thanks to […]

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The dudes continue their journey to take the Dragonlord to pound town in Dragon Warrior on the […]

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The game dudes appreciate late 80’s video blogging trailblazers, lament mainframe culture, and geek out over cobra […]

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The dudes continue their journey to defeat the Dragonlord in Dragon Warrior on the Nintendo Entertainment System. […]

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Jae quits the podcast because Josh has not seen The Wizard.  Also, Nintendo Power issue #9. (Mag […]

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The dudes continue their journey to defeat the Dragonlord in Dragon Warrior on the Nintendo Entertainment System. […]

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The game dudes try to narrowly avoid being smitten by the podcast gods while yearning for the […]

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The dudes embark on their journey to defeat the Dragonlord in Dragon Warrior on the Nintendo Entertainment […]

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The dudes meander through Jae’s Viking vs. Roman Warrior bias, hoodie ninjas, the dawn of retro gaming […]

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The game dudes kick around ideas about 1998 Acer Desktop Computer specs, Jae’s Gloria Estefan affinity and […]

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The dudes berate participation trophy culture, promise to slip into Magic Johnson’s DM’s, and long for four-player […]

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The game dudes clear the mechanism and determine the lesser Power Rangers, discuss virtual shark week, and […]

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The dudes begin their post-COVID rollout of ISOH with publicly declaring their scholastic book fair acquisitions, deciding […]

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The game dudes pontificate on Reaganomics, virtual botany and turnip brokerage startups while jerking around with Jackal […]

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The dudes banter about emotional startup costs, Canadian copyright law and import tariffs, and how old is […]

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The game dudes dance around current events as they plow through topics like Animal Crossing time travel, […]

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The dudes debate analog click-bait, soap-on-a-rope and childhood reclamation projects while thumbing through Nintendo Power issue #6. […]

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The game dudes banter about Dr. Wily’s black market commercial practices, data set fetishes and deep sea […]

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The dudes discuss spending more time in the lab at NASA, destroying ill-equipped children in dodge ball […]

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The pod careens out of the holiday break  with a new game dude, Jae Baxtron, to mull […]

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The dudes buzz the tower on flippant corporate marketing strategies, vermin extermination, Windows 3.1 screensavers and Renee […]

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The game dudes ruminate about artistic interpretations, progressive reptilian transgenderism and photosensitivity seizures while playing classic NES […]

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The dudes ponder entrepreneurship’s place in elementary schools and letting Siri provide meaningful direction in your life, […]

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The game dudes get into animal grave desecration, flashlight tech trees and Jason Voorhees’ workweek overtime while […]

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The dudes mourn a fallen Karate Kid legend, yearn for lost toilet limericks and issue a heartfelt […]

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The game dudes divulge their scamming of Babbages, Mad Mike’s PO Box address and Bill Belichick’s sociopathy […]

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The dudes ponder Major League Baseball economics, the war on drugs and Geoffrey the Giraffe while flipping […]

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The game dudes dust off their blue collars to discuss DIY window repair, rust belt cities and […]

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The dudes banter about early 90’s geopolitics, climate change denial conspiracy theorists, dinner parties and a video […]

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The game dudes discuss cryopreserving Hitler, World War I economic policy and three-ways while navigating the tenuous […]

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The dudes wax poetic about bongs, salmon barbecues and children bearing children in a mag episode dissecting […]

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The game dudes duo discuss outdated actor headshots, dad dicks, Donald Trump being possessed by the evil […]

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The dudes scrutinize kicking puppies, railroading dungeon masters, explaining podcasts to first century Celtic revolutionaries and a […]

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The dudes kick around hot-button topics such as small startup business ethics, Native American/Japanese racial tension and […]

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The dudes hammer through the first issue of Nintendo Power while traversing a gamut of topics such […]

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The dudes dig into a weird one, Zillion on the Sega Master System, while steering through anime […]

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The dudes rifle through the first three issues of Sega’s early newsletters while pondering the likes of […]

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In an ever-so-short chat, the dudes discuss Ultra’s 1988 NES release of Metal Gear, a little Wrestlemania, […]

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The dudes put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner, closing out the […]

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JAB & Josh psychoanalyze elitist and materialistic pricks standing guard at doors, and break down Kuros’ journey […]

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Josh geeks out over Punch-Out, Jeff geeks out over Sly Stallone’s porno tape, the two collectively geek […]

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The boys break down their playthroughs of Capcom’s 1986 NES release of Ghosts ‘n Goblins and inflation […]

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The boys peruse the first three issues of Nintendo Fun Club News, discuss Bowser’s comings and goings, […]

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Imperial Scrolls of Honor podcast dudes, Jeff and Josh, explain exactly what the hell this podcast is […]

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