The Michael Scott Podcast Company – An Office Podcast

“Big day today. Swindon mob are arriving. Um, I’ve laid on a do for them. Part of the job…If you ask me what kind of vibe I’m going to lay down, it’s gonna be a very much just a chill out let’s-get-to-know-each-other type of vibe"

This week we dive into Series 2 in our rewatch of the BBC Office! We look at ‘Merger’ and ‘Appraisals’, the first 2 episodes in the next series. We go through all of the story lines, talking heads, and performance reviews that go into them. And we make sure to highlight all of the comedy routines, talking cookie jars, and David Brent poetry that go into them. Then we head to the Conference Room for another segment comparing these 2 episodes with the US version of the show—this week it’s entitled, ‘I’ve Forgot Me Snotted Creams”—before closing with an extra-challenging round of listener submitted trivia! 

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Malcolm: Are you saying that you cheated science and faked high blood pressure so that you could remain in the job?

David: You know, you got to ask yourself that.

Malcolm: Did you?

David: What's worse, cheating medical science or cheating friends?

This week we continue our deep dive into the original UK Office series with episodes 5 & 6: "New Girl" and "Judgement".

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"Yeah, so you choose anything. If he can throw it over, we've won the champagne. And that's it. And that's the real quiz. Choose one thing."

This week we continue our deep dive into the original UK Office series with episodes 3 & 4: "The Quiz" and "Training". Whether you have something to prove in a pub quiz or need to break out the ol' axe for some singalongs, join us on our journey exploring the roots of the show we love.

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"David Brent. I've been in the business for twelve years, been at Wernham Hogg as General Manager for eight of those, so putting together my team."

After many years of anticipation we finally go across the pond and dive into the BBC version of The Office! We finally are rewatching and discussing the episodes and seasons that started it all, 2 episodes at a time. We start with the first 2 episodes of series 1 (Downsize & Work Experience), profiling the different characters and how they establish iconic profiles in the show. Then in the Conference Room we make a deeper comparison between the US and UK versions of The Office, with a special focus on the two pilot episodes and how they match up with one another, all the way down to the staplers in jello. 

So grab your portable phone holster and get some batteries for Big Mouth Billy, as the ‘MSPC INVESTIGATES’! 

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Darryl: Help me!

Dwight: What do you want!?!

Darryl: To look good for Val!

Dwight: Val Kilmer? I don’t buy it. That doesn’t make any sense. Wow… I figured out your goal. I am going to make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.

Grab your clipboard and put on your evening gown—this week we’re talking about Val! We dedicate this episode to the warehouse foreman who joins the staff in season 8, going through her storylines, best moments, arc with Darryl, and more. And naturally we cover all of the love beanies, damning texts, and gloves for Nate that go into her time on the show. Then we head to the Conference Room for some quick Ordinary Things questions before wrapping up with another round of trivia!

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"At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?"

Put on your costume and prep your signature song—this Halloween we’re taking about Here Comes Treble! In honor of spooky season Alex and Edwin dive pig-nose first to all the storylines, costumes, and acapella covers that make up this episode from season 9. And of course we highlight all of the apprehension kits, pumpkin head pranks, and Sexy Tobys along the way. Then in the Conference Room we try our a new trivia format before closing the show announcing the winners of our annual costume contest!



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This week we go back to basics with another installment of Casual Thursdays! We got through a grab bag of topics including costume ideas for a 2024 Halloween Office episode, favorite and least favorite Halloween candy, irrational fears, and more. And then we close out the episode we have a couple of games and an amazing illustration sent in by friend and Au-guest contributor Haylee!

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Michael: If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance...and who you think deserved to be fired--who would that be?

Pam: I just answer the phone.

Michael: And...sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.

This week we go back to basics, opening up the mailbox to answer listener voicemails! We take messages asking about pop culture references in The Office and characters we might be workplace enemies with, hear some feedback on our Au-Guest and Draft month episodes, and get a lot of amazing Office-quote prank calls. Then we close the episode with by mini-drafting moments where characters laugh!

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"Give me the bottle or you're fired!"

"You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!"

This week we're joined by friend of the pod and Patreon supertot Jemima to draft Car Scenes! We go through and draft all of best, funniest, and most memorable moments that take place in the car, including all the scenes where cars end up in lakes, where Jim (in a ladies' warehouse uniform) ends up discovered by Karen, or where Meredith ends up in the hospital. Then we close the episode with a quick Ordinary Things segment hosted by Jemima!

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Dwight: [to phone] Phillip, if you’re hearing this memo, that can only mean one thing, I’m dead. You are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms. Please, you must do one thing. Kill Mose before he kills you. [presses button] Mose, hey, it’s Dwight. Listen, yeah, I just want to give you a heads-up.

This week we're drafting Schrute Things! Draft month rolls into October as we keep the draft going for another couple weeks. And in this episode Alex, Sean, and Edwin pick all things Schrute, including traditions, battles, vehicles, beets, and more! Then we wrap up the episode with a karaoke-themed trivia sent in by a listener!

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"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful."

Draft month marches on with The Phone Call Draft! And this week we're joined by the voicemail legend himself, Thaddeus, from the piney woods of east Texas! We go through and pick our favorite phone calls spanning all eras and moments of the show, including Michael's mistakes, heartfelt moments, microgement, and more!

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Michael: If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?

Sherri: Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.

This week we continue Draft Month by drafting Fireable Offenses! Sean, Edwin, and Alex go through and draft all of their favorite moments where someone could’ve (and maybe should’ve) lost their job. The draft takes us all across the show, from Michael’s worst moments to Dwight’s office weaponry to Meredith’s Outback steak coupons and more. Then to close out the show we feature a deceptively simple round of Office Trivia sent in by a listener! 

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Michael: David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.

David: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.

Draft month continues with the Characters in Costume Draft! We draft all of our favorite moments when the Dunder Mifflin staff don costumes, whether that’s Halloween, raiding another branch, or becoming a character (if you’re Michael Scott). Then we head to the Conference Room where we review the casting news for The Paper! 

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“Hey I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer. So take that a******!"

 We kick off Draft Month with the long-awaited and much requested Bleep Draft! We draft all of the moments on the show that had to be bleeped for network TV. This naturally takes us to some of the wildest and most memorable moments of the show, including Dwight's fire drill, Diversity Day, the finale, and more. Then we head to the Conference Room where Edwin recounts a story of an Office-esque moment that happened during his time in New York.

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To close our Au-guest series, this week we’re joined by Emily Hanks from She’s Speaking with Emily Hanks! We talk all things comfort and nostalgia TV, including The Office, best shows for rewatches, and what makes a show good to fall asleep to. Sean and Emily also deep dive into Bravo TV, including Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives, and more. We cover a wide range of topics, shows, and how certain shows elicit that nostalgic feeling. 

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Au-Guest month continues with longtime listener, contributor, and Scott's Tot Haylee Brown! She brings a full cheese platter of would-you-rathers, blind rankings, show memories, and other fun stuff for us to pick through. Initially without Edwin, he swoops into the call from NYC after the intro to join us and record one of the more fun episodes we've ever done.

If I may be so bold, it's a lot of fun to let yourself play along with us at home. Bon appetit!

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In this week’s episode in our Au-guest series, Alex is joined by Chelsea and Donny from the I’m the Cute One podcast! Hot takes are welcome as they cover everything from favorite and least favorite characters, Phyllis, Jim & Pam, and more!

Then in the Conference Room Edwin and Alex talk about the sad news that Wally Amos, founder of Famous Amos and one-time Office guest star, has passed away, and highlight a podcast appearance from Office co-creator Stephen Merchant.

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For the next entry in our Au-guest series, we’re exited to host AJ Vens from The Confused Breakfast podcast! A fellow member of the Cloud10 network with an Office podcast of his own (currently on hiatus), AJ brings a wealth of podcast and Office expertise to our discussion. We cover a wide range of topics, including AJ’s Office fandom, a fascinating theory about Oscar and the Party Planning Committee, Andy and Erin, and a lot more. And prepare yourself, this episode sets a new record for most drops in a single recording. 

Then we all head to the Conference Room to discuss Olympics promos and close the episode with a blind ranking!

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"Hello Rock 107, am I the 107th caller? I am totally gonna win us that box set"

August is next in our series of themed months, and this month is Au-Guest! Each week we'll be hosting a different guest on the show, and to kick it off, we are joined by Jacob from Dunder Mifflin Phoenix!

We spend this episode catching up with our number 1 caller and voicemail contributor, talking about his love for The Office, favorite moments from our show, his like/dislike of raw tomatoes, and more. Then Jacob joins us in the Conference Room where we answer a listener voicemail about what our own role would be in Dunder Mifflin Scranton, or who we would replace on the show.

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Gather up the Diamond Dogs—this week we’re talking about Ted Lasso, season 3! For the final installment of Captive Audience month, we turn our attention to a show we’ve covered in the past, subbing back in for one last round of Biscuits with the Boss. We dedicate the whole episode to season 3, covering all of the storylines, match results, and trips to Amsterdam that go into this season. And of course we highlight all of the baklava, Office references, and Piggy Stardusts that go into it. And in true Captive Audience spirit, we give our theater thoughts, Dundies, and ratings. 

We hope you’ll check it out, our hopes are as high as a giraffe’s top hat!

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Welcome back to Captive Audience Month on MSPC—this week we’re talking about Detectorists! Alex’s pick for this week is this BBC series from 2014. Edwin hasn’t seen it, and Sean hasn’t seen it in a long while, so we get their reactions before diving into the first season, with all of its ring pulls, folk songs, and imaginary dogs. 

Then in the Conference Room we discuss favorite non-Office works from Office cast members, decide which Dunder Mifflin members we’d have give our eulogies, and do another blind ranking. 

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Welcome back to Captive Audience Month on MSPC—this week we’re talking about Detroiters! Sean’s pick for this month is this Comedy Central sitcom from 2017 starring MSPC favorites Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson. Edwin has never seen it, so Sean and Alex get his reaction before diving into the absurdity of the show, its hilarious moments, and our favorite Cramblin-Duvet commercials.

Then in the Conference Room we discuss the latest episode of the MSPC Facebook Fan Group Podcast where they drafted our cold opens, and then we finish the episode with another round of listener-submitted trivia!

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Welcome to the first entry in our newest theme month—Captive Audience month! Each week one of the hosts will be making the others watch and talk about 1 season of TV. And to kick off July, Edwin and Alex discuss Great News, another NBC workplace sitcom from 2017. We discuss Alex’s reaction to the show, why Edwin picked it for this month, and our praises and critiques of the show.

Then in the Conference Room we take some listener voicemails about being a fly on the wall to observe Office characters, Shoe La La vs. Mike’s Cereal Shack, and more!

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"Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I’m, I’m gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. And I have said goodbye to half of them."

Our shelves are overflowing with preserves--this week we're talking about Goodbye, Michael! We take a deep dive into this notable episode from season 7 as the final entry in our Big June-a concept month. We dedicate our full episode to discussing Goodbye, Michael, covering Michael's exit, the Party Planning Committee, and Andy and Deangelo's sales call. And of course we highlight all of the paintball sessions, erotic cakes, and dog rescues along the way.

You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch. And then tomorrow, we can tell you…what a great podcast listener, you turned out to be. The best listener we ever had.

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Pam: Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.

Michael: I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam.

Break out your thumbtacks, neon signs, and Will & Grace DVDs--this week we're talking about Garage Sale! For the next entry in our Big June-a series, we discuss this classic from season 7. We cover all of the storylines like Michael proposing to Holly, Jim selling Dwight magic beans, and Kevin being on Dallas. And of course we highlight all of the pesto parties, Paula Poundstone bloopers, and lil' ol' blackmail cards along the way. Then in the Conference Room we answer a listener question that could change the course of The Office forever, and close the episode with a quick Tapas Swiss Miss segment to check in with Edwin on his travels.

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Erin: The tea in Nepal is very hot. Kevin: But the coffee in Peru is much hotter. [Erin buzzes him in] 

Make sure you write the correct passcode on your arm--this week we're talking about A.A.R.M.! For the second installment in Big June-a, we take a deep dive into the penultimate episode of The Office from season 9. We discuss all the storylines, including Dwight's proposal crisis, Jim setting up the competition to be the next Assistant to the Assistant Regional Manager, and Andy dressing up as an old man to try out for America's Next A-Capella Sensation, and more. Naturally we also cover all of the teapot letters. iTunes gift cards, and flags on the play that go into this episode.

Then we head to the Conference Room where we discuss the newly announced title of The Office Spinoff before wrapping up with another round of trivia!

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“It’s 4:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are? If you are Ryan’s parents or Pam’s parents or my parents, you do. They’re gonna be in this van. With me. Who am I? Nothing to fear. I am just a 44 year old guy with a paper route.”

Well, well, well…how the turntables—this week we’re talking about Broke! For the first episode in our Big June-a series, we take a deep dive into this classic from season 5 that wraps up the Michael Scott Paper Company arc. We talk about the buyout and the end of that storyline, but we also highlight all of the number crunching, pad Thai, and milk and sugar that go into this episode. Then we close with the return of listener-submitted trivia! 

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It’s time to…rise—this week we’re talking about What We Do in the Shadows! 

For the final entry in Mockumonthary, Sean and Edwin dive into this FX series about vampires, their familiars, and their efforts to take over the New World (in this case, Staten Island). We discuss the Take Waititi film that preceded the show, the ways the TV series utilize the rockumentary format, and how it differs from The Office. And of course we also highlight all of the werewolf encounters, favorite Lazlo quotes, and topiaries that make up the show. Then we head to the Conference Room where we answer some listener emails about Mockumonthary!

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Alright everyone, let’s write the date on the board and take your seats—this week we’re talking about Abbott Elementary! For the next entry in Mockumonthary, we take a look at a show that’s currently on the air and using the mockentary format . We talk about the classroom setting, the Philly connection, Jeanine and Gregory, and lot a more. We also look at how it compares to The Office and discuss our favorite moments. 

Then in the Conference Room we go back to Dunder Mifflin to read off some ‘screw the teapot letter…’ ideas, where we talk about things we wish we could’ve seen on the show! 

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Are You There Pod? It's Me, Dad isn't a parenting podcast. It's more like a diary about becoming a parent...in real time. Every week host Alex Ward recaps the previous week's adventures in raising a new human.

Along the way he calls up his fellow freshly-babied friends to swap stories & discoveries, all in hopes of keeping an intimate record that his future kid will surely not care about.

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Slow is smooth and smooth is fast—this week we’re talking about Modern Family! For the second episode of Mockumonthary we take a deep dive into one of the biggest sitcoms in recent memory, one that shares the rockumentary format but with a different premise, perspective, and network. We talk about the similarities and differences to The Office, our individual relationships with the show, and of course our favorite funniest moments.

Then we head to the Conference Room to discuss the recent news about the upcoming Office reboot!

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This week we’re celebrating 250 episodes of the MSPC!

We had to make sure YouTube came down to tape it, so this is audio of our livestream from this past weekend. Check it out for live call-in questions from our Scott’s Tots Patreon subscribers, a blind ranking, and a quick reflection on some of the best moments from the past year in the MSPC. 

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Welcome to Mockumonthary! For the whole month of May, MSPC is side-stepping The Office to break down other iconic mockumentary format TV shows.

Up first, we are covering Parks and Recreation, the beloved cousin of The Office. Given it's shared DNA through showrunners Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, it's simply the natural place for us to start.

We discuss first impressions we had upon its debut in 2009, how it's similar yet completely different from The Office, Michael Scott vs. Leslie Knope, favorite characters and moments, and so much more!

Then we head to the conference room to react to the casting announcements regarding the new show set in the Office universe.

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Michael: Ok, what does this look like to you Stanley?!

Stanley: Mailboxes, Etc.

Grab your Prism Duro-Sport and hop into the minivan—this week we’re talking about The Injury! We deep dive into this all-time classic from season 2, going through storylines like Michael grilling his foot, Dwight reeling from his concussion, and how Ryan eats string cheese. And in true MSPC fashion we also highlight all of the CAT scans, aspirin-fortified pudding cups, and Vietnam sounds that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room where we discuss workplace injuries, Foreman grills, the last time we ate pudding and more!

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This week we revisit our location series with a focus on the manager’s office! We take a deep dive on this office within the office, talking about all the iconic moments, scenes, and characters that inhabit it over the course of all nine seasons. Then we head to the Conference Room for a new segment called ‘I state my regret’, where we make amends for our numerous blunders, errors, and oversights.

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“Well, I guess the first order of business is to welcome back me, and Pam and Ryan. And how about casual Friday again, huh? Reinstituting casual Friday? You all look great.”

Join us for another installment of Casual Thursdays! We cover a number of topics including Office characters time traveling, a real-life Nard Dog, best Alex-isms and a whole lot more.

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"Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in. It was... how long it took him to get out"

Get ready for your cold call and prep your item for the ‘Do Not Mock’ list—this week we’re talking about Koi Pond! We dive (pun intended) into this episode from season 6, covering all the storylines and plot points. And of course we cover all of the micro co-management, koi stories, and little soybeans, that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about the deleted cold open and engage in another blind ranking to close out the show. 

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But... because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually Jim is my enemy. But— 

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“This is Holly Flax, I can’t come to the phone right now, but please leave a message at the sound of the tiny truck backing up."

Once again we’re taking listener voicemails! We talk about Michael getting promoted to manager, receive an evaluation of our auction draft, learn more about juggling and more. Then in the Conference Room we listen to a few burning topics from Edwin before closing with the second half of our listener-submitted trivia about the episode ’Trivia’!

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"Nobody should have to go to work thinking, 'Oh, this is the place that I might die today.' That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true."

Prepare your roast jokes and put on your biofeedback machine—this week we’re talking about Stress Relief! We dedicate this week’s pod to the most watched episode of The Office (per Nielsen ratings), talking through the different storylines, moments, and additions in the superfan edit. And of course we highlight all of the CPR trainings, bird feedings, and personnel days along the way. Then in the Conference Room we close the episode by catching up with Edwin on his trip to the Philippines! 

Jim and Pam are like, movie geniuses. They’re catching things that are totally going over our heads.

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“Ok, so without further ado…lights, camera, auction!”

Join us this week for our first ever auction draft! We’re piloting this new format and drafting episodes from season 2 to put together the best collection. This draft features Alex swooping Sean’s pick, a holiday steal, and more. And after 3 weeks in anger management Edwin makes his return to the MSPC, but no one will call him Drew.

Then in the Conference Room we take on part 1 of trivia sent in by friend of the pod. 

"Hey, you know what? I’d really appreciate it if people would stop storming off the stage."

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"You know, it's true what they say. Long Island Iced Teas are way stronger in Canada."

This week we're joined by dear friend of the pod Alison Wisneski of Lady Justice Brewing to hit the bars with Dunder Mifflin crew! Going out for drinks with co-workers is such a universal experience, and the show is often at its best when reflecting these situations. We break down how it opens up the characters, what it offers for comedic scenes, and how it leads to honest and dramatic moments.

"Don't tell my fiancé I'm drinking on a Wednesday."

"I won't. I don't know her."

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"I never touch another juggler's instruments."

This week, with Edwin still overseas, Sean and Alex get together to discuss Season 7's The Inner Circle. The stretch of episodes to close out season 7 is a unique pocket of the Office, and with the superfan cut at out fingertips, we break down the arrival of Deangelo, this iteration of the cast adjusting to a new boss, motivational juggling, warehouse dunks, and misogyny in the show.

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"Babies are drawn to me and I think it's because they see me as one of them, but, cooler, and with my life put together a little bit."

With Edwin out of town, upcoming parents Sean and Alex are here to discuss parenting on The Office. We break down what kinds of parenting styles we see, who we'd want as a parent, who is and isn't strict, and discover if any valuable parenting advice can be gleaned from the show.

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This week we’re joined by a special guest to talk about women on The Office! We’re joined by Kaylah, who helps run our Discord and hosts the MSPC Facebook fan group podcast. We talk about the different female characters, their relationships with each other, and what they each mean to the show. And then we close out the episode with some listener-submitted trivia with a twist—people submitted questions and if they stump us they win merch from our online shop!

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The final season of The Office is no doubt a sore spot for most fans as the weakest of the bunch (and rightfully so), but there's diamonds aplenty in the rough Plus, it's part of canon anyways and we haven't touched it all that much (that's what she said). Let's draft some things we like!

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"Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No, because we are the Three Amigos. And once in awhile one of the Amigos will go off… to the bathroom… while the other two have a secret meeting."

Get your cheese carts plated and your worker's comp files in order, because this week we dive into the extended cut of season 6's The Meeting! With Alex out (because of course), Edwin and Sean discuss the co-manager twist, Dwight's stakeout prowess, wedding invitations, and everything in between that makes up an underrated episode.

"Okay, I once had a glass of Cognac that cost $77."

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Turn off the Chumbawumba and scram, twerp—this week we’re talking about Nepotism! To celebrate the recent release of the Season 7 Superfan episodes, we dedicate this week's show to the season opener. We talk about what everyone did over the summer, Dwight becoming the building owner, Michael hiring and eventually spanking his nephew, and more. And naturally we also cover all of the new talking heads, small details, and funny moments added in the new edit. 

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"Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as you happen to be moving the pizza six inches this way, and he happens to be biting it.”

"I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading."

Come on over to Gabe’s apartment and grab a spot on the couch— this week we’re talking about Viewing Party! We take a deep dive on this episode from season 7, covering everything from Michael ruining the party, to Dwight taking care of Cece, to Andy ingesting powdered seahorse, and more. And of course we highlight all of the soundscapes, Glee covers, and pigs in a blanket (in a blanket) that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we discuss the latest news about the Office reboot and brainstorm some ideas for it to close out the show. 

Please Michael, make the Glee happen!

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This week on Captive Audience we are driving through the Toon Town portal to revisit the 1988 classic Who Framed Roger Rabbit. With Alex in the captive seat for the first time, the gang breaks down the genre-bending approach to film noir, the blending of live action and animation, alcoholism, one hell of a soundtrack, an all-time villain in Judge Doom, and everything in between.

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Jan: Sorry to drop by unexpectedly, I tried calling but I kept getting voicemail.

Michael: Weird! Yeah I didn’t get both of your messages.

This week we answer listener voicemails! We talk about all sorts of Office topics, including the worst minor characters on the show, what the Scranton staffers would do if they won the lottery, Holly’s Des Moines background, and more. We also get corrected and prank called, which is heartily encouraged. Then we head to the Conference Room to close out the show with some blind rankings of episodes and characters! 

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For our first episode of 2024 we’re talking about character intros and exits! We cover all the different moments where people join the Office staff or make their departure over the show’s run. And of course we highlight all of the nifty giftys, C-shaped bagels, and Scranton hot dogs (from Scranton) that go into those moments.

Then in the Conference Room we hear from someone who attended some different Office live event before closing by giving one thing to bring into the new year and one thing to leave in 2024!

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On this week's Captive Audience, we sit Sean down to watch the 1984 sci-fi/action classic THE TERMINATOR for the first time.

Guns, robots, cop talk, car crashes, sunglasses, leather jackets, unlimited ammo, big muscles, lasers...what more could you possibly want in a movie?!

Whether for the first time or a refresher, fire up this James Cameron masterpiece (currently streaming on Max) and join us for the discussion.

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Break out the casual clothes and dress like an amorphous blob of khaki—this week it’s Casual Thursday! To wrap up the year we go some different Office topics, including our ranking of the Christmas episodes, seeing cast members in public, health care related trivia, and more!

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Get ready for dueling Santas, karaoke, and a lot of birds for the 12 days of Christmas—this week we’re talking about Secret Santa! We take a deep dive into this Christmas classic from season 6, covering all of the gifts, pans of lasagna, and Santa hats in punch bowls that make up this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room for a live unboxing of a gift we received and a special announcement! 

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Join us for the premier episode of our new show CAPTIVE AUDIENCE - where we force feed the movies we love to the people we love.

Captive Audience is a reaction video in podcast form. The unique format allows us to keep up with what's new, catch up on classics--new and old--we may have missed, and share films that are near and dear to our hearts. Movies can feel very solitary, especially if we're just watching Netflix at home. But at times the best parts of movies comes from sharing them with other people. It can be laughing in the theater with the rest of the audience, debating with friends, or simply asking, 'So, what did you think?' once the credits roll. This podcast gets at why we watch movies, and as cliche as it may sound, how shared experiences bring people together.

To kick things off, we are making Edwin finally watch the decadent and divisive Christmas rom-com LOVE ACTUALLY.

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“Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.”

Grab your Santa hat and your gifts for Yankee Swap—we’re drafting Christmas on The Office! We draft our favorite moments, gifts, scenes and more from all the Christmas episodes on the show. And naturally we cover all of the orange vod-juice-kas, trips to Benihana, and foot baths that go into those picks. 

Then we head to the Conference Room to close the episode with listener-submitted trivia about the actors on the show! 

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Michael: Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did.

This week we're talking Season Finales! We dive into the final episode from each season, covering what they have in common, how they resolve storylines and and how they create cliffhangers leading into the next season. And of course we highlight all of the Michael song parodies, printers catching fire, and Slum Dunder Mifflinaires that make up those episodes. Then we head to the Conference Room where we take more listener voicemails before closing with Edwin's response to last week's episode.

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Computron: "Are you calling me wrong?"

Once again it is time to dig through the voicemail bag and answer some listener questions! Sean and Alex handle this one with Edwin away and get into a pile of topics, such as:

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• How different is early season Jim from late season Jim?
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• Phyllis and Bob karaoke suggestions
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• More Oscar-gossiping-to-Dwight litigation
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• Is scuba diving what its actually all about?
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• Is Dwight on the spectrum?
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And so, so much more.

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Ryan: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.

Michael: Oh, I’m sorry. “What is ‘we’re fine’”.

This week Sean hosts a Jeopardy-themed trivia challenge sent in by one of our amazing listeners! Come to hear Alex and Edwin face off, stay for all of the mistakes we make trying this format for the first time. Then we head to the Conference Room for our Tot Tie Guy segment where we take questions from our Scott’s Tots Patreon members! 

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Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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“Jim and I are great friends...the fact that he told me his secret and no one else, says everything about our friendship. And it is why I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.

This week we take a look at all the ways in which Michael Scott is the world’s worst confidant! At the request of one of our Patreon members, we go through all the different moments where Michael can’t keep a secret. Of course that means we cover all of the fallout from those moments as well, including photos from Sandals Jamaica, parking lot duels, and rumors that there’s another person inside of Kevin working him with controls. Then we close the show with the grand return of Trivia! This week’s trivia was also submitted by a Scott’s Tot Patreon on member and challenges to season 9 trivia!

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“How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable."

Draw me a map, mama—this week we’re taking about The Return! We dedicate this week’s pod to a classic episode from Season 3, covering all the storylines like Oscar’s return to Dunder Mifflin, Dwight working at Staples, and Andy annoying Michael with his friendship. And of course we highlight all of the acapella ring tones, Swanson chimichangas, and Big Turkeys along the way. Then in the Conference Room we announce the prizes for our costume contest and share an exciting announcement about the show!

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"I did get called into jury duty. And they released me around noon, so I didn't think it was worth it to come back to work for a half day. And then the next morning, Pam was a little overwhelmed with the kids so I took an extra day to help out. And then three other days happened."

This week we talk about Jury Duty from Season 8! We cover all the storylines from this episode, including Jim and Andy’s good old-fashioned cover up, the birth of Philip Lipton, Dwight’s attempt to get Jim fired, and more. And naturally we highlight all of the empanadas, Lil’ Kevins, and damn Rizzoli & damn Isles that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we close out the show by announcing the winner of our annual costume contest, in a segment we’re calling Sweet ‘stume Dude!

Got that bimbo? Got it bimbo.

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Michael: Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.

Pam: Why did you put it off until Halloween?

Michael: Because it’s very scary stuff.

This week we go back to Season 2 to take about ‘Halloween’! We talk about the first Office episode centered around the spooky holiday, covering everything from Michael firing Devon, Jim and Pam trying to get Dwight a new job out of state, and Dwight clashing with Michael’s papier-mache head. And of course we cover all of the new scenes, jokes, and details added in the Superfan edition, including Toby’s costume, one of Michael’s first interactions with Hank, and more! Then we head to the Conference Room to close out the episode with another installment of our Ordinary Things segment! 

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Jim: So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk….And this is the card, because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. 

For many years Office fans wondered about what Jim wrote in his letter to Pam, and a couple years ago Jenna Fischer revealed that it was a personal note from John Krasinski. In that spirit we’re drafting all the different moments, scenes, and instances we wish we could’ve seen on The Office, saying "Screw the teapot letter, I want to see…” We cover topics like basketball, Michael’s past, the mystery of Creed, and a whole lot more!

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Jim’s voicemail: You have seven unheard messages.

Pam: [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim. It’s Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there and it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored. Come back!

Join us as this week we go to the mailbag to answer listener voicemails! We cover topics like subtle Office merch, Andy trying to get a new computer, which actors are most like their Office character counterparts, Dunder Mifflin staff as NBA players, and more!

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Oscar: I don’t know how many of you have seen a premature baby before. It’s going to be really tiny, so please don’t say anything offensive.

Kevin: Got that, bimbo?

Erin: Got it, bimbo. 

This week’s episode is an extension of our September Patreon mailbag issue! The main focus of this episode is Erin and Kevin, highlighting their similarities, differences, and interactions throughout the show’s run, as requested by one of our Scott’s Tots Patreon members! And then we answer some extra questions from our Patreon mailbag, covering topics like Phyllis’ extravagant lifestyle, plot lines with the other businesses in the Scranton Business park, and tips on public speaking before closing the episode with an Ordinary Things segment about weird habits, budget meals, and more!

Erin: I don’t know what to say.

Kevin: Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me.

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This week we have a special 2-part episode that covers both the news of a potential Office reboot along Sean and Edwin meeting up in France!

In Part 1 Alex and Edwin talk about the breaking news of Greg Daniels working on an Office reboot. We share our initial reactions and some ideas around how we think it could come to life. Then in part 2 Sean, Edwin, and a special guest discuss mentions of France on the Office, Stairmaggedon, the Finer Things Club, and more during a special mini-sode recorded in Nice! 

"Fun fact, in France they call Limitless ’The Man with Many Capabilities’. We got Source Code on the way back."

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"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um…yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist."

Prepare your fake diseases and get ready for Michael’s big surprise—this week we’re taking about Health Care! We take a deep dive into this season 1 episode, covering everything from Dwight picking the health care plan to Michael’s ‘Operation Surprise’ to Jim and Pam’s spontaneous dental hydroplosion. And we make sure to mention all of the hot dog fingers, industrial coal elevators, and ice cream sandwiches that go into the episode.

Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about dream Office trips/excursions, fall recipes, and more to close out the episode.

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Angela: Meredith, too far!

Kelly: Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?

Meredith: It’s casual day! 

This week we’re bringing back Casual Thursdays! We cover a wide range of Office topics including Oscar, Creed, and Kevin grabbing drinks during the Fun Run, Dunder Mifflin video games, the most despicable acts by the Scranton staff, and more! We also cover some non Office-related topics like pumpkin spice lattes, soup season, and the most recent concerts we’ve been to.

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"Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world. And you know what I’d like? I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they’re missing"

This week we’re talking about Darryl and Michael! Or Mike, as Darryl often calls him. We go into their dynamic and how it changes throughout the show, from the basketball game all the way to Michael’s parting gift in season 7. And of course we highlight all of the fluffy fingers, blues duets, and bouncy castles that go into their relationship. Then in the Conference Room we talk about last week’s draft of Conference Room meetings and answer some Ordinary Things questions about moving, working blue collar jobs, and more! 

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Conference room, 5 minutes!

This week we’re drafting Conference Room meetings! We go through and pick iconic, hilarious, and our own favorite meetings from the show’s 9 season run. And we cover all the Lazy Scranton videos, Prison Mike appearances, and Oscar/Michael kisses that go into those meetings. Then in the Conference Room we answer some Ordinary Things questions and revisit Reddit’s Office ABCs!

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"Michael’s been trying to get Jim and me to hang out ever since he started dating my mom. I don’t know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he’s planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No way out.”

This week we’re talking about Double Date from Season 6! We cover all of the storylines, including Michael breaking up with Helene in the restaurant, Dwight and Andy’s pre-determined acts of kindness, and Pam’s big strong hand hitting Michael in the parking lot. And of course we highlight all of the scrapbooks, fish stick sandwiches, and Kafka-esque references that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we answer some Ordinary Things questions and close with the requested return of Office Mad Libs!

Can’t a podcast just buy some bagels for their listeners so they’ll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?

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"No, Pete is not the new Jim. The only we have in common is that neither of us wants to sit on Meredith's face. And if that makes him the new Jim, then every human being in the world is the new Jim"

There’s some new guys in The Office—this week we’re taking about Pete and Clark! We dive into their introduction in season 9, Pete and Erin’s romance, Clark’s pursuit of a sales job, and a lot more! And of course we also cover all the Movembers, Kobyashi Marus, and Dothraki conversations that go into their time on the show. Then in the Conference Room we revisit a voicemail from our last episode answer some Ordinary Things questions about being late to trends, and close with some recommendations for things to watch and listen to. And stay tuned for an announcement about our next Patreon episode! 

Where’s the Quiznos?

You’re the Quiznos.

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Dwight: Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.

Elizabeth: You want me to answer phones with my clothes on.

Dwight: We hired you for three hours work and we’re going to get it.

This week’s episode is dedicated to listener voicemails! We cover topics like changing the Office into a genre other than a sitcom, what roles the Dunder Mifflin characters would have in a school, the word for having a thing stuck in your shoe, responses to our Drop Draft episode, and more. And then to close out the episode we take some trivia questions sent in by a listener!

Elizabeth: Oh I love your poster.

Angela: Thank you.

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Join us for the long-awaited, highly anticipated drop draft! This week we draft our favorite Office clips that our producer Alex plays on the show! The draft highlights iconic moments from The Office, different characters’ personalities, and some our favorite moments from the last few years of our podcast. The draft covers most of this week’s episode, but we still have time to close out the show with another round of listener-provided trivia! 

You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Drop Draft is like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your podcast hosts are making you.

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"I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. …I don’t think any of them actually know my real name."

This week we go back to Season 3 to talk about Jim in Stamford! We dive into this arc and all of the storylines, including Michael and Carol, Pretzel Day, the bird funeral, and more. And of course we highlight all of the crentists, Michael/Oscar kisses, and Jerome Bettis cameos that go into that run of episodes. Then in the Conference Room we follow up on the Dunder Mifflin ABCs and close with a bit of Toast Talk! 

Three hundred and sixty-four days…’till the next Pretzel Day.

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“Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I’m not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that’s why he started casual Fridays.”

Join us for another edition of Casual Thursday! This week we take answer voicemails, listener questions, and questions from Reddit, covering everything from moments in the show that prompt a visceral reaction, a hypothetical April Fools Day episode, the Dunder Mifflin alphabet, and more.

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"Yes, I invested in WUPHF. It’s actually a great idea and I can’t believe it didn’t exist before. And I know Ryan’s kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim. I’ve done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set."

Check your home phone, email, Facebook, Twitter and home screen—this week we’re talking about WUPHF.com!

We go through all of the storylines, including Hay Place, the WUPHF.com investor ski trip, Jim’s commission cap, and more. And we make sure to cover all of the show bales (not play bales), insightful Michael moments, and bigboobz passwords along the way.

Then in the Conference Room we answer some questions from our Discord community before closing with another round of trivia!

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Vikram: Confidence. It’s the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool. 

Pam: Hm. I’m looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.

This week we look at all the supporting characters in the Office with a draft! We take different non-Dunder Mifflin characters to build a fantasy staff from outside the Scranton branch, highlighting all of the unique, hilarious, and distinct characters that make up the Office universe. And then we close with the return of listener-provided trivia!

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It’s nice having Katy around. It’s another person for Michael to um, interact with."

Here’s the thing, okay, just listen to this episode. If you hit a stall you have the perfect fallback—you buy a purse. This week we’re talking about Hot Girl from Season 1! We talk about how Katy’s presence affects everyone on the Dunder Mifflin staff, plus the newly added scenes from the Superfan edition. And of course we mention all of the power drinks, fillet-o-fishes, and Rite Aid Night Swept (it’s a perfect smell-alike) that go into Michael’s car this episode. Then in the Conference Room we discuss a new Office remake coming soon out of Australia, gabbagool, Michael’s scrambled eggs, and more! 

One more thing. How do girls your age feel about futons?

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"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful"

Once again this episode comes from listener voicemails! We talk about a number of different topics, including how The Office would work with 8-10 episode seasons, the meaning behind the songs in Garden Party, why Staley didn’t sue after his heart attack, what food we’d serve to Office characters, and a whole lot more!

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Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere. Dear podcast listeners, what a week! 

The timing is nothing short of predominant—this week we talk about The Deposition from season 4! We take a deep dive into Michael’s questioning, Jan’s case against Dunder Mifflin, Jim and Darryl’s table tennis, and all the new additions in the Superfan edition. And of course we highlight all of the Kelly/Pam trash talk, cartoon hot dog post-it notes, and entries from Michael’s diary that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we take some questions from listeners about our own jury duty/court room stories, mnemonic devices, journaling, and more!

We throw ourselves at the mercy of the deposition. 

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Dwight: Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type: marsupial.

Erin: He answers to Michael. Michael G. Scott. Michael J. Fox. Mr. Fox. The Incredible Mr. Fox.

MSPC? Who is this MSPC? Oh! You mean the Michael Scott Podcast Company, the company’s top salesman and the creator of Computron. We wear many hats but the one I’m currently wearing is that of gracious host. This week we’re drafting Office characters and alter egos! We highlight some of the best personas from Michael, Dwight, Jim, and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin staff over the course of the show, Then in the Conference Room we talk about our lives after episode 200, share some initial reactions on I Think You Should Leave season 3, and a whole lot more.

Martin: Is he always like this?

Ryan: Sometimes he brings more costumes.

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Edwin has met up with Alex on his honeymoon in Italy, so there’s not the same balance between sane and others. Sean has mentally checked out since June. It’s a very dangerous time. The coalition for reason is extremely weak. 

This week Edwin and Alex talk about ‘Mafia’ from season 6! We go through all the storylines, gabbagool, and unconvincing mechanic costumes that go intro this episode, along with the new additions from the Superfan edit. Then we briefly check in about Alex’s travels and the trip to Italy before closing this episode of the pod.

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We finally made it. Two hundred. Dos hundo.

Join us for episode 200, streamed live! We kick off with a mini-draft of our favorite moments from the past four years, followed by live Q&A with members of our Scott’s Tots Patreon community! 

We will never be happier than we are right now. We will also never be less happy. We will be at our current maximum happiness for the rest of our lives. Because we are the hosts of the Michael Scott Podcast Company…acting hosts. 

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"Dwight has been practicing karate for years. When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training. He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children and do lunges across the farm. It felt like I was flying."

We just want to be friends, plus a little extra. Also, we love you. This week we’re talking about Dwight and Angela! We talk about all the twists and turns in their relationship, what it means to the show, and how it compares to Jim and Pam’s relationship and story arc. And of course we also cover all the secret rendezvouses, beach games sabotage, and child rearing contracts along the way. Then in the Conference Room we finish up with a few #quickquestions to wrap up the episode. 

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“Business is like a jungle. And I… am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?…Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger’s head. We don’t have the technology“

This week we talk about The Coup from season 3! With Edwin back in Portland we get together for an in-person recording all about this episode. We talk about all the storylines, including Dwight’s scheme for Michael’s job, Call of Duty in Stamford, and fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch. And we make sure to highlight all of the Movie Mondays, saboteurs, and dentists named Crentist along the way. Then in the Conference Room we answer some #quickquestions before closing with a classic round of trivia! 

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With Edwin traveling for work in Vietnam, the fellas get together for a new episode format we're calling Casual Thursdays. We've got a grab bag of topics to discuss, including:

• Travel-related questions, such as which characters playlist you'd want on a road trip and where you would send characters for a travel show
• Breaking down a list of all the times the documentary crew should have intervened
• Office Mad Libs

All that, plus an audio-themed conference room and an incredible AUDIO CLUES TRIVIA!!! FINALLY!!!

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Stanley: Oh, yes. Let’s listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.

Michael: God, Stanley, that’s frickin’ brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.

Stanley: Oh, no, that’s ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.

Michael: No kidding.

Once again we go to the mailbag and answer listener voicemails! We talk about a wide range of Office topics, including Michael & Holly moments we wish could’ve seen, why the show is such a fixture of pop culture, Office pet names, karaoke tips, Michael/Ryan/Dwight moments, and a whole lot more! 

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"Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. Oh young Jim. There is just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot."

This week we dive in to Traveling Salesmen from Season 3! With Sean on the mend, Alex and Edwin form a pair of traveling podcasters to talk about this episode, covering all of the sales calls, coffee runs, and loads of laundry that make up this episode. And of course we highlight all of the makeovers, Long Tims, and ‘Hi’s’ along the way. Then in the Conference Room we talk about what we’d sell as traveling salesmen and how The Office would’ve been different if Andy never returned from anger management. And then we close with a few listener voicemails. 

We are very flattered. We were Stanley’s second choice after ‘pass’.

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Robert: Well, Andy, it’s been fun.

Andy: Mm. Mm-hmm. [they hug, Robert kisses him on the lips]

Robert: It’s been a great year.

This week’s we’re talking about Season 8! We dedicate the episode to one of the most unique seasons of The Office, talking about how the show changed following the departure of Michael Scott, Andy as manager, Robert California, and more. And this is just the beginning of our discussion. Then in the Conference Room we talk about which Christmas Wish we’d ask from Andy before closing with another signature round of trivia!

Well, you clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen! I need another marmalade. 

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Jim: "I am Bill Buttlicker."

Dwight: "Really, that’s your real name?"

Jim: "How dare you? My family built this country, by the way."

Michael: "Be respectful, Dwight."

This week we try out a brand new episode format - handing out Dundie awards for the best phone calls over the course of the show. We open with some discussion about the role the phone plays on a show like The Office, how much happens through headsets, and discuss all the Dundie-winning phone calls that happen. We screen our way through the real phone calls, fake phone calls, emergency calls, personal calls, voicemail calls, missed calls, wrong numbers, drunk dials, songs, and Wendy's orders that make up a significant portion of dialogue on the show.

Then we head into the conference room to discuss who in the Scranton office that Michael has done the dirtiest. Oh, and there's just a dash of Oscars talk for all you movie buffs out there.

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"You have reached the offices of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, currently the entire staff is out doing the Michael Scott, DM FM PMC rabies awareness Pro-Am fun run race"… [Michael’s voice] "for the cure"… [Pam’s voice] "leave a message” [Ryan hangs up]

This week’s episode is dedicated to listener voicemails! We go through our answering machine to answer questions on everything from favorite deleted scenes, to ideas for Michael reappearing in seasons 8 and 9, to songs that are forever changed because of The Office, and a whole lot more. 

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“You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.”

This week we turn to the draft once again to and select Office pranks! We go through and pick different pranks throughout the show, talking about this signature element of The Office, between Jim, Dwight, Michael, Pam, and the rest of the cast. And of course we highlight all of the impressions, alliances, and reality-altering moments for Dwight that go into that part of the show. And then we close out the episode with another round of listener-submitted trivia!

Dwight really wants our bonus. He’s trying to entrap me. Oh god, now we can’t drink at this thing…we get really pranky when we drink.

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Andy: I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary’s Day.

Michael: I’m going to give Erin $15. 

It’s time to step up and appreciate the crap out of Erin, this week we’re talking about Secretary’s Day! We chose a season 6 episode to celebrate the release of the superfan episodes on Peacock, and this one did not disappoint. We talk through the episode and all the new content, and of course we highlight all the impressions, Lionel Frankensteins, and bowls of pickles that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room for an Ordinary Things segment before closing out the show with more Office trivia! 

In the foster home the hair was our room. 

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"Ryan…has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he’s a tease. Well you know what? He doesn’t know anything, and neither do you. So suck on that!"

Check your phone, we just sent you a WUPHF—this week we’re talking about Michael and Ryan! We discuss their relationship and dynamic on the show, from the pilot episode to Ryan’s corporate promotion and all the way through Michael’s exit in season 7. And of course we make sure to highlight all of the fake firings, goatees, and ’Hottest in the Office’ Dundies that go into their unique relationship. Then we close once again with a classic round of listener-submitted trivia!

That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.

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“Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun!”

Grab the microphone, this week we’re taking about karaoke on The Office! We go through all of the karaoke moments on the show, talking about how it allows characters to express themselves and how dangerous it is for Michael to have a microphone. Then we have an Ordinary Things segment based on some listener questions before closing with another round of trivia! 

And check out this episode for an exciting announcement about our new Discord!

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“Hey Ryan, it’s Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voicemail because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck!"

Once again we go to the voicemail bag, answering questions from listeners! We talk about all sorts of Office topics, including underrated episodes, how characters would react after seeing the documentary, Angela and Dwight, and actors that we can’t separate from their Dunder Mifflin character. And we also list our top 5 sitcoms, but not before disagreeing about what qualifies as a sitcom! Then we close with some ‘would you rather’ sent in by a listener! 

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"I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. Why, we're like one of those classic, famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

This week we draft character pairings on The Office! We talk about friendships, romances, Gabe, and whatever you call the relationship between Dwight and Nate. And each character can only be drafted a few times, so each pick has to count. And as we go we take time to talk about why those pairings are so iconic, hilarious, or just a favorite from the show. And then for the Conference Room we answer trivia submitted by our friends in the MSPC Facebook fan group!

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"My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it’s from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully."

To kick off the new year we focus this episode on Ultimatum from season 7! We look at all the storylines, including the outcome of Holly’s ultimatum to AJ, the Scranton staff’s new year’s resolutions, and Darryl, Dwight, and Andy’s trip to the bookstore and roller rink. And naturally we also highlight all the Knights of the Night, broccoli taste tests, and sweet sixteen ten year reunion parties that go into this epuside. Then in the Conference Room we talk about spirit animals for each of the Office characters and answer some listener-provided trivia before closing with our own resolutions for 2023. 

Our goal was to learn a new word every single day. And we must say that it is going immensely.

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"This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the Party Planning Committee. The theme is “Nights in Morocco”. This isn’t your grandmothers Christmas party. Unless of course she’s from Morocco, in which case it’s very accurate."

It looks like we’re going to be here for awhile, so why don’t you make a little plate of hummus for everyone. Little triangles of pita, toasted on both sides, fanned so you can easily can grab them.

With Christmas upon us, this week’s episode is all about Moroccan Christmas from Season 5! We cover all of the interventions, Princess Unicorns, and Party Planning Committee drama that goes in to this episode. And of course we cover all of the gift-wrapped desks, orange vod-juice-kas, and sitar music along the way. Then in the Conference Room we do a holiday check in and give out some movie, TV, and podcast recommendations to wrap up the show.

And napkins…fanned. 

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"'Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?' You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all"

That’s it. Conference room, five minutes. Women’s appreciation. We dedicate this week’s episode to that episode, covering all of the anti-flashing task forces, calorie-free yogurts, and Steamtown Mall visits that go into it. Then in the Conference Room we talk about Spotify Wrapped, including some from our listeners, the listening habits of Office characters, and our own personal years in music. 

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Erin: This is all for Michael. It turns out his girlfriend was married.

Pam: Yeah, and when Michael gets a broken heart, this whole place comes to a halt, so we’re just trying to get out in front of this.

Erin: After his last breakup, he ate 40,000 calories in three hours.

Bring in Kevin's chili, donuts for Michael’s birthday, and an orange vod-juice-ka, this week we’re talking about food and drink on The Office! We go through the different roles it plays at different times in the series arc and how it’s unique to the show. And of course we highlight all of the pretzel day toppings, ham and cheese sandwiches, and C-shaped bagels that go into this topic. Then in the Conference Room we talk about a lawsuit where a man won the right to be ’no fun’ at work before closing with trivia centered around Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.

Oh, the springtime thinks that it’s the best. And fall time thinks that it’s the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine’s thinks that it’s the best. But gather round, peeps, I’ll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that’s the truth.

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[Jan on recording] “Michael, it’s Jan. I guess I missed you. I’ll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews. I hope it’s understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.”

Michael: First impressions?

Pam: Uh, just off the top… I think she’ll be here this afternoon.

It’s the MSPC, we guess we missed you, so this week we dedicate the episode to listener voicemails! We start by taking some feedback on the Cringe Draft episode, and then we take messages and questions on topics like who Dwight likes in the office, Jim telling Pam about Toby’s goodbye party, the Office in other countries, Steve Carell’s best performances in each season, and a whole lot more. We also get a quick check-in on Edwin’s time in Switzerland and our first-ever live call to the podcast! 

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"Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it’s called ‘Let’s see how uncomfortable we can make our guests’ and they’re both winning."

By popular request, this week we draft cringe moments on The Office! We pick the most uncomfortable and cringeworthy moments that make the show so unique, hilarious, and sometimes hard to watch. We also challenge ourselves to pick some non-Michael moments which adds to the fun and intrigue of this draft. We also talk about Alex’s long boat trip, Ellie Kemper running the New York City marathon, and a lot more!

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Pam:  "When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that. I guess it also means that sometimes love affairs look different to the people inside them." [Andy is in the background, looks incredulous]

This week we talk about one of the most iconic elements of The Office and one of the great romances in TV history—Jim and Pam. We trace their relationship over all 9 seasons, from the pilot to the finale, as they go from will-they-won’t-they to married with children and beyond. And naturally we highlight all of the booze cruises, teapot letters, and French onion chips that make up their relationship. We dedicate the full to this topic, but also touch on other TV romances, comparisons to the BBC Office, and more along the way. 

Alright, then it’s a date. 

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“They're making me out to be a Bond villain. I like to think of myself as a brilliant scientist who will stop at nothing to remake the world. Like…not Doctor Moreau someone good. Doctor Frankenstein, Doctor Jekyll, not them. Doctor…"

Make no mistake—this week we’re talking about Doomsday from Season 8! We talk about Dwight’s threatening The Office with his accountability booster, Gabe making a move on Val, and Robert going to a club where you either eat squash or play squash. And of course we cover all of the cabbage pies, Michelin man cummerbunds, and new additions to Schrute Farms that make up this episode. Then in the Conference Room we talk about Nellie and her awareness of tacos before wrapping up with trivia. 

Sive drafely, pobody’s nerfect.

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“At its best it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best it planned parties.”

We return to one of the early topics in our podcast run, the Party Planning Committee! The original episode cuts off early, not sure why, but as soon as we figure out where Mose hid the wires we’ll be back up and running. In this week’s episode we talk about the different eras of the PPC, from Angela’s reign to Jim and Dwight’s begrudging birthday party for Kelly. And we make sure to highlight all of the Margarita Karaoke Christmases, foot money, and celebrations of Oscar’s Mexicanity that come from the PPC. Then in the conference room we answer some listener voicemails on Erin learning about Dunder Mifflin history, how many pillows we sleep on at night, and more before closing with another round of trivia.

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Ryan: Well that’s your opinion and it’s [Kelly’s] opinion, but it’s not my opinion. If you have something bad to say to me, Pam, say it to my face.

Pam: Fair enough. Um… I don’t think you’re a very good person. And forgive me, but I feel like I’ve said this to you before: I don’t like you very much.

This week’s we look at the relationship between Pam & Ryan! We look at all their interactions, arguments, and clashes throughout the series, including Ryan asking her out, them working together in the Michael Scott Podcast Company, and how SoHo’s mostly lofts, but ok. And naturally we cover all of the thrown-away yogurt lids/Office Olympics medals, grand romantic gestures on horseback, and microwave notes that make up their dynamic on the show.

Then in the Conference Room we take some listener voicemails about recreating Jim’s pranks, East coast details in the Office, and more!

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"Darryl said, 'Cool, man.' He called me a cool man."

Look up your genealogy on thisisyourfamilytree.com and brush up on your Dothraki, this week we’re talking about Andy’s Ancestry from Season 9! We go over all the storylines from this episode, including Andy’s family past, Darryl’s productivity hacks, and Asian Jim. And we also cover all of the lions in tuxedos, he/she/it throat rips, and Wayne the Rock Johnsons along the way. Then in the Conference Room we take some listener emails and voicemails on our Stare Draft episode, (still) rewatching The Office, and more before closing with another round of trivia! 

Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.

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"Jim’s nice enough. I dont… I don’t know how well he’s fitting in here. He’s always looking at the camera like this. [makes classic ‘Jim' face] What is that?”

The look to the camera is one of the most iconic elements of The Office, and this week use the draft format to talk about the best, funniest, most memorable and most cringe-worthy camera stares from the show! Then in the Conference Room we talk about the state of The Office in the pop culture zeitgeist, character insights on Michael and Jim that Larry Wilmore shared on a different podcast, and go through some listener emails. 

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"If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no...government, and things could get terrible. It actually, probably – it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion."

It does not matter to us at all whether this podcast is biologically ours. We are going to love it. This week we take a deep dive into Baby Shower from season 5! We talk about all the major storylines with a special focus on how scenes in the newly released Superfan edition change the overall tone and feel of the episode. And of course we also highlight all of the watermelon babies, $1200 strollers, and HR weirdos that make up this episode. Then in the Conference Room Sean shares his pick for the Minor Character draft, we read a message about American references in The Office that might not be familiar to non-American viewers, and then close with a round of listener-submitted trivia! 

Who’s Sarah Kayacomesin?

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"This morning the phone guy comes in, and he shows Michael that the phones have a PA function. And then he just left."

Sean is out this week, so there’s not the usual balance between 'sane' and ‘others’. Toby has mentally checked out since June. It’s a very dangerous time. The coalition for reason is extremely weak.

And as a result Alex and Edwin get together to draft some favorite minor/one-episode characters! We talk about how they impact some of the most memorable and hilarious moments from the show and make a splash even with a brief appearance. Then we return to the archives and replay a classic episode.

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Michael: "Jan! To what do I owe this pleasure?"

Jan: "I am returning your many calls."

Once again we dedicate this week’s episode to answering listener voicemails! This week it’s a Great Scott production in two acts, with Sean and Edwin kicking off the first half and then Alex and Edwin finishing part two. We cover everything from Michael as a dad to Office themed candles and a whole lot more. Then we close out the show by discussing the new chili cookbook from Brian Baumgartner!

The trick is to undercook the onions. 

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"You know, a lot of people say if you dig long enough and hard enough you will get to China, and that may be the true, but what they don’t tell you is that if you dig long enough and hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend"

Start your morning right with a blast of blueberry, or try plain—this week we’re talking about China from Season 7! We talk about Michael and Oscar’s meeting of the minds, Dwight and Pam squaring off about Dwight’s draconian building updates, and Nate replying the toilet paper. And naturally we cover all of the roach exterminator banners, six week antacids, and non-existent buildings that make up this episode. Then in the Conference Room we talk about a new movie that is the directorial debut of B.J. Novak before going to an Ordinary Things segment where we talk about our own MSPC group chat. And we round out the episode with a baby-themed edition of listener-submitted trivia. 

Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and we’ll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you’ll be sitting there like an idiot.

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"Welcome, everybody! My name is Andy and this is my other brother Darryl." [no one laughs] "What? No Newhart fans? Ok…Darryl, how do we usually kick these things off?"

This week we take a look at the friendship between Andy and Darryl! We look at their relationship over the course of the show, their musical collaborations, and how they pick each other up during difficult times. And naturally we cover all of the crazy pigeon action, closets full of me's, and exploding printers that go into their dynamic. Then in the conference room we talk about a new Office Lego set and Peacock giving away some Office memorabilia. 

Look, all we know is that if we were a girl, and we had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters, we'd choose you. And we’d blow your mind.

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Alright everybody, this is your last meal so eat up—this week we’re talking about Weight Loss from Season 5, with a special focus on the newly released superfan edition!

We go through all of the storylines in this episode, including Michael and Holly’s budding relationship, Pam going to art school, Andy making non-refundable deposits at four totally different wedding venues, and how the new scenes affect those plot lines. And of course we make sure to highlight all of the Michael Klump appearances, Rice-a-Ronnies, and alarm clocks set to Zapf Chancery as well.

Then in the Conference Room we check a listener-submitted MSPC Top Ten list before wrapping with trivia! 

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Michael: "Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop stop. This is not me. This is not my music."

Darryl: "You’re right, it’s better than you! It’s us! [sings] Dunder Mifflin."

Fire up the karaoke machine, this week we’re drafting music performed on the Office! We draft our favorite musical moments from the show, which make up some of the most iconic, funniest and most heartwarming scenes in the series. We cover everything from Andy’s acapella to Kevin & the Zits to Scrantonicity and a whole lot more. Then we close with another classic round of trivia submitted by a listener.

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Michael: "Listen, David, I would like to do this ad in house. I want to use only the creativity that we have right here in the office. And I will send it to you tomorrow morning, take a look at it, and if you do not think that it’s ready to air, send the ad agency back down here, and we’ll do it on my dime."

David Wallace: "This is weird."

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast, this week we’re talking about Local Ad from season 4! We go through all the major storylines, including Michael’s grand vision for the commercial, Operation Fallen Angel with Dwight, Andy, and Angela, and Pam’s logo animation. And of course we mention all of the Second Life characters, voicemails from Eddie Murphy, and Sue Grafton autograph signings that make up this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room where we answer listener voicemails on uncommon character pairings, Robert California’s favorite ice cream flavor, and more.

And thus, the Michael Scott Podcast Company sealed their own destiny. In a good way.

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Michael: "Okay, I think we are set. We have puzzles, string for Cat’s Cradles. Burned this last night. A little road trip CD. Puppets."

Holly: "Oh, look at all this stuff! It’s only seven hours."

With our work, travels and schedules this week, we have an Ordinary Things segment before replaying our Meredith episode, one of our all-time favorites. In Ordinary Things, we take questions from the Office and talk about our own lives in addition to the show. We talk about weddings, road trips, hotels and more!

It’s gonna be zoppity.

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"Oh, that’s Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the “Mrs.” just to piss off the new wife."

Morning, honey-pile—this episode is about Jo Bennett! We talk about her acquisition of Dunder Mifflin, her dynamic with Michael, Gabe, and the rest of the staff, and her overall role in the show. And naturally we cover all of the colorful, lawless swamps, non-sensical videos with Christian Slater, and exploding printers that make up her time on the show. Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about other companies having issues and injuries with coal walks before talking about our own experiences with corporate team building.

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"Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret...for as long as I possibly can."

Is it us, or does it smell like up-dog in here? We’re talking about The Secret from Season 2! We talk about all of the different secrets in this episode, including what Jim told Michael on the booze cruise, Dwight investigating Oscar’s sick day, and Dwight and Angela’s relationship. And we make sure to cover all the spring cleaning, gourmet hot dogs, and cigarettes put through freakin’ quarters that make up those secrets. Then in the Conference Room we take some listener voicemails and unbox a special gift from a listener!

Oh man, you should order milk.

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"No, I’m not worried. Because this lie isn’t for me, it’s for Pam. And when she gets her body back and her confidence back… yes, I will tell her the truth. That I had feelings for a co-worker today that I haven’t had in years. But in my defense, he was grabbing my crotch fairly aggressively at the time."

We thought it might be fun to set Cathy up with someone. Do you have any ideas? This episode is all about Pam’s Replacement from Season 8! We talk about the introduction of Cathy to the office and how the staff responds, as well as the warehouse musical stylings of Kevin and the Zits until Robert California shows up. And we make to mention all of the matchmaker tests, Midnight Ramblers, and long triangles that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room for an Ordinary things segment before wrapping up with another round of trivia!

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"Who enjoys the weekends? Of course. Now the weekend is always great if you have someone, which I do. I have Donna. She is hot. She has a Pilates butt. But we need to find something to do this weekend beside have sex. Did I say that? Yes, I did. And the reason you are here is that I need ideas for things that Donna and I could do on the weekend. So just shout it out."

Get ready, or this thing is going to spiral out of amok—this episode is all about the Michael and Donna arc from Season 6! We start with their meeting in Happy Hour and follow it through the end of the season when printers are catching fire. And naturally we cover all of the Dwight-led spin classes, radon test kits, and Eagles-themed ice cream flavors that make up this arc. Then we head to the Conference Room for some listener messages and questions before closing it out with another classic trivia challenge!

Darnell’s a chump, we would’ve done it for anything. We’ve done a lot more for a lot less.

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Hey everyone! Check out the podcast, Prime Video Presents! Join host Tim Kash as he sits down with some amazing creative talent to talk about the real-life inspirations and experiences that made some really special Amazon Originals possible. He has conversations with actress Marin Hinkle from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Tracy Oliver – the creator of Harlem, icon J.K. Simmons about being the king of Amazon Originals, and many more. Listen to the actors, writers, and creators behind your favorite Amazon Originals like you’ve never heard them before.

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“I saw you talking to Hide. Did you hear that dude’s life story? It’s amazing, right?”

This week’s episode is dedicated to heart surgeon, number one, Hide! We talk about his life story and introduction during Happy Hour, his escape from the Yakuza, and his appearances throughout the show. And of course we highlight his impressive career background, his failed energy drink investment, and his critique of Pam’s mural. You don’t make paper from bushes. 

Then in the Conference Room we take listener voicemails on a wide range of topics—we rank all 9 seasons, talk about Bob’s potential affair with his secretary in Cafe Disco, recast Will Smith in The Office, and more! 

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"So this possible client they’re talking about, actually a big deal. It’s Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years…Years."

Have a seat, we ordered an awesome blossom (extra awesome) and some baby back ribs for this episode about The Client! As voted on by our Scott’s Tots on Patreon, we talk about this episode from Season 2 where Michael and Jan meet with a big client, the rest of the Scranton staff have a table read of Threat Level Midnight, and Kevin and Dwight light off fireworks. And before we close the sale we make sure to highlight all of the dry cleaned jeans, famous grilled cheese sandwiches, and Samuel L. Changs that make up this episode. Then we debut a new series within the Conference Room called Performance Review, where we take listener feedback about our previous episode, the Talking Heads draft.

A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do we.

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"People say I am the best boss. They go, 'God we’ve never worked in a place like this before. You’re hilarious.' 'And you get the best out of us.' [shows the camera his WORLD’S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts."

This week we’re drafting Talking Heads! Also known as confessionals, these scenes are a signature feature of The Office, and we go round by round to pick our favorites. Then we have a ‘Cri Man Squa FNC Double Time’ segment where we talk about an Office-related topic from a recent major box office release (spoiler warning!) before wrapping up with trivia. 

Would we rather be feared or loved? Um, easy, both. We want you to be afraid of how much you love this episode.

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"Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch."

WIth this episode, our resolution was to get more attention, so this week we go back to the annex for an episode all about Kelly Kapoor! We discuss her role in the show, her on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship with Ryan, and her unique comedic voice in the Office ensemble. And of course we mention all of the ping pong trash talk, Hello Kitty laptop sleeves, and crap-ay discos that make up her time on the show. Then in the Conference Room we go through some listener emails before closing with a classic round of trvia. 

We talk a lot, so we’ve learned to just tune ourselves out.

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"I got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. [on cell phone] Hey, Pam yeah, I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentially. I’ll be like three hours late."

With Alex in New York, this week’s episode is about The Job from Season 3! We talk about how significant it is to the show and how the Superfan cut elevates and brings new detail to an already strong and memorable episode. And we highlight all of the Schrute Bucks, Stanley Nickels, and lectures designed to increase your knowledge on the world of paper that make up this episode. Then in our Ordinary Things segment we talk about some of the most unique and memorable jobs we’ve had over the years.

I’m sorry, what was the question?

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“Yes, I’m going to ask out Erin. I’m just waiting for the stars to align. Literally. I have a small skylight in my bedroom, and I’d like for the moon to be visible.”

A tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, or at least as old as season 5 of the Office, this week’s episode is dedicated to Andy and Erin. We through the ups, downs, and boat trips that make up their relationship on the show. And, of course, we also cover all of the Christmas birds, awkward Gabe moments, and garbage dump kisses that go into their arc.

Then we head to the Conference Room where we take some listener email questions before closing with another signature trivia challenge.

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Phyllis: You know I know. [looks at the camera guys] You know they know.

Dwight: I know none of that. If I did, you’d be the last to know.

This week we go behind the camera to discuss the documentary format, one of the defining and most iconic features of The Office. We look at the documentaries and mockumentaries that preceded it, how the format shapes and frames the show, and the other TV shows that aired at the same time or have aired in the time since. Naturally we also cover all of the moments where we see the crew interact with the characters, including the boom guy, Dwight's candy bar, and that time Andy floated away in the lake wearing a sumo suit. In lieu of a Conference Room, we include listener questions to help guide our discussion of the main topic for one of our most unique episodes yet.

It is still TBD when the boom guy is going to boom Meredith. 

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"What line of work you in, Bob?"

We go across the hall at the Scranton Business Park for an episode dedicated to Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration)! We talk about his roles as husband to Phyllis, member of the Five Families, and one of the few people who can stand up to Michael. And of course we cover all of the warehouse bachelor parties, mid-double date hookups, and $1000 hugs that make up Bob’s time on the show. Then we head to the Conference Room where we discuss a March Madness-style bracket of best Office episodes and Greg Daniels’ thoughts on whether deleted scenes are canon. And then we wrap up the show with another round of trivia!

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This week we go back to the mailbag! We take voicemail and email questions from listeners on a wide range of topics, including best Gabe moments, Michael using hashtags, and Office zombies, just to name a few. And no MSPC episode would be complete without Office trivia, and we close with a music-themed trivia challenge.

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"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs."

Did a girl with a lip ring at an Alicia Keys concert pass you a clove cigarette? Because this week we’re talking about Drug Testing. We dedicate this episode to a classic from Season 2 where Dwight investigates narcotics use at the Office and Jim tries to navigate Pam’s jinx with the vending machine sold out of Coke. And naturally we highlight all of the 1-on-1 interviews with Dwight, Kelly Kapoor story hours, and tangy zips of Miracle Whip that make up this episode. Then we have an hybrid Conference Room/Ordinary Things segment where we discuss an Office soundscape and how we fall asleep at night, followed by another rousing round of trivia.

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"I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it’s a pretty easy gig when your boss isn’t an idiot and your boyfriend’s not in love with somebody else."

This week we start with a quick recap of our great weekend in Colorado before we pivot to our main topic—Karen Filipelli! We talk about her relationship with Jim, her becoming manager at the Utica branch, and the closure she gets in Lecture Circuit. And of course we also go through the searches for chips, squeaky chairs, and Margarita Karaoke Christmas parties that make up her time on the show. 

Then of course we close out the episode with another classic trivia challenge!

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Meredith: Hey, what you doing right now?

Pam: I’m just gonna go home. My mom’s been watching the kids all day.

Meredith: Let her stay another hour. Let’s go get a beer.

Pam: Really? A beer sounds incredible right now.

Meredith: No duh. Let’s go. You’re buying

This week we have a special edition of the show with our friends at Lady Justice Brewing Company! They join us for the episode, where we taste a flight of their beer and then discuss drinking on the Office. So of course we cover all of the Christmas parties, scotch and Splendas, and Meredith moments that happen in the show. 

Cool cool, box it up!

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Crime. Reduces. Innocence. Makes. Everyone. Angry. I. Declare. This week’s episode is dedicated to Crime Aid from Season 5! We talk about the different relationships in this episode, from Michael and Holly starting to date, to Jim and Pam in Scranton and New York, and Dwight talking to Phyllis while he makes a knife with a knife. And naturally we also cover all the squeaky gavels, putt putt golf club sets, and vintage HP computer collectors that make up this episode. Then we do a quick Ordinary Things segment and close with another round of trivia!

We would really appreciate it people would stop storming off the stage.

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"The people that you work with, are just… when you get down to it… your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed."

Season 7 contains a number of important moments in The Office, including Michael’s exit to Colorado, Dwight’s taste of being manager, and Andy rollerskating to Dave Matthews Band. We dedicate this episode to that season, discussing how season it fits within the show and the different character and story arcs throughout. And of course we highlight all of the WUPHF.com pitches, pigs in a blanket (in a blanket), and Sticky Quips that make up the season. In the Conference Room we take some listener voicemails and emails about our last episode, the Physical Comedy Draft, and then we finish out the episode with another listener-submitted trivia!

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The Office has provided countless amazing physical comedy moments, and what better way to discuss them than with another classic fantasy draft! We use the draft format to talk about our favorite physical comedy moment throughout the show, including all of the Dwight combat, Michael characters, and prank moments that make us laugh the most. Then we return to the music-themed Office trivia challenge to close out the show.

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"I’ve, uh, I’ve been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here… See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for… forever."

Reception is the gateway to the Dunder Mifflin world, and the receptionist is the first person to welcome people in. This week we talk about reception in The Office, including the physical location and moments that happen there, the different people who fill the role of receptionist, and how the receptionist interacts with Michael Scott. And we also make sure to highlight all the Recyclops appearances, parkour moves, and dramatic Michael entrances that occur there over the course of the show. Then we head to the Conference Room to talk about some future episode ideas before closing with a round of music-themed Office trivia.

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Oscar: "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen."

Michael: "I didn’t say it, I declared it."

This week we declare bankruptcy, work a late shift selling diet pills, and stay a night at Schrute Farms—that’s right this episode is dedicated to ‘Money’! Join us for a deep into this episode from Season 4 with a special focus on the new scenes in the superfan cut. We go through Michael’s clever financial maneuvering, Jim and Pam’s first night away at Embassy Beets, Mose’s table-making demonstration, Kelly needing to access her uncrazy side, Andy moonwalking past accounting, no one going to see Kevin’s band, and much, much more. Then in the Conference Room we answer some email questions about deleted scenes and Creed recruiting Jim for a crime before closing with another Office trivia.

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"Had a very good thing going with David Wallace. He was a good guy. He was somebody I could trust. Here he is. [holding up photo of him and Wallace] You can really see that he is ok taking a picture with me. Even though I was there for disciplinary reasons."

Today’s a big day. Our podcast has been requested by Chief Financial Officer, David Wallace. He says he wants to talk about big picture stuff. That’s right, this week’s episode is about David Wallace, as was selected by our Scott’s Tots Patreon subscribers! We talk about his different appearances in the show, the role he plays as a corporate figure, and how a number of his appearances are over the phone. And of course we highlight all of the vacuums for toys, emergency 911 calls from Michael, and disciplinary meetings (“Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?”) that make up his time on The Office. Then in the Conference Room we take some questions from our voicemails before closing with a signature trivia challenge.

Hey, what say we order up some pasta? 

What say we do. 

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"Today I’m heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find some new interns. Want to get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.”

New year, new Superman episodes, new cold open—to kick off 2022 we’re talking about Season 4’s Job Fair! We discuss all the new additions from the superfan cut, with a special focus on the debut of a new cold open that shows some of Michael’s inventions. But we also make sure to include Jim’s round of golf featuring Kevin and Andy, Pam driving 20 miles round trip for a single sheet of paper, and Dwight and Angela working quietly until 5pm.

Then in the Conference Room we talk about some of our least favorite cold opens and what games/activities we’d want to do with Office characters, inspired by Rainn Wilson tweeting that he wants to challenge a professional wrestler. And then of course we finish the show with another round of listener-provided trivia!

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Another year in the books, sweet listeners, and to close it out we're emptying out the voicemail bag. Also, DROPS ARE BACK!

Topics include:

- Favorite grown-up Michael moments

- Subconscious Office sayings manifesting in real life

- Physical comedy moments we always think about

- Character friendships we wish had been developed more

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And so much more! Thanks for your support over the last year and we look forward to the next one. It has been, in a word, sublime.

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"When I was in training, many years ago… not so long ago… I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy."

What’s up my nerds? This week’s episode is dedicated to the traveling salesman, alligator nerd, and William Hung fan, Todd Packer. We discuss his different appearances, his negative influence on Michael, and his dramatic exit after lacing a bunch of cupcakes. And of course we highlight all the pregnant nun costumes, ‘gifts' in Michael’s office, and Threat Level Midnight cameos that make up his time on the show. Then we head to the Conference Room to catch up on listener emails before we close with a classic round of trivia!

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With the holiday season upon us, we are drafting parties on The Office! We revisit the always-fun draft format to talk about the different celebrations throughout the show, with a rule that we each select one Christmas party to highlight the holiday. In the Conference Room we continue the theme, talking about different holidays we wish had episodes or scenes in the show, and then we close with a quick Ordinary Things check in on the seasonal celebrations we have planned.

This isn’t your grandmother's Christmas/party draft episode. Unless of course she’s from the Michael Scott Podcast Company, in which case it’s very accurate.

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"Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled sex romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He’s been stuck working under Josh, the poor man’s Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo."

We take the train with Dwight and Michael for our episode this week about The Convention from season 3! We talk about the different storylines in this episode, where it fits in the Jim and Pam relationship, and Creed eating Andrea’s cereal. And we also cover all the freedom fries, shots of Midori, and fun jeans that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we talk about what Office images we’d want on a puzzle before closing with what candid character moments we wish we could’ve seen.

Oh god, I hope it’s urine.

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“I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don’t work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that’s the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It’s just random.”

This week’s episode is dedicated to Nellie Bertram, head of special projects, friend to Jo Bennett, and the record holder for the three slowest laps ever recorded in a formula one race car. We go through her arc on the show, starting with her interview in season 7's 'Search Committee' all the way through the finale, looking at how and why she can be a divisive character among fans. And of course we talk about all the tacos, destructive shopping sprees (she bought 13 pianos), and prank radio shows that make up her time on the show. Then we head to the Conference Room where we listen to some voicemails before closing with a round of trivia.

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Pam: "So we just… we wanna help you plan the proposal so that it’s safe and responsible and realistic and doable."

Michael: "I had a great idea until you ruined it."

Oscar: "Wanna know how to do it? Here’s how you do it. Take her out to dinner. Go down on one knee. If you are in costume, you did something wrong. If at any point you find yourself tying a ring to a dogs collar, stop, and look at yourself."

With Alex's wedding just around the corner, we’re looking at proposals in The Office. We talk about all of them, from Jim and Pam meeting halfway at a gas station, to Michael’s disastrous proposal at Diwali, to Dwight yelling at Angela through a megaphone. Then in the Conference Room we hear Alex and Sean’s proposals before closing with a signature round of trivia!

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This week’s episode is dedicated to Hank, Dunder Mifflin’s head of security, resident blues musician, and executive barista at Dwight’s Caffeine Corner. We talk about his role in ensemble, his best comedic moments, and his outstanding performance in the now-released Matrix cold open. Then we head to the Conference Room to answer some questions from listener voicemails before announcing the winner of our Halloween costume contest. 

Hey! Are those skateboarders back? Where are they? Little punks! This ends now!

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"I just got a text from Broccoli Rob – “Boo!” Scared me. And then I got this text from Robert California – “Looking forward to Halloween party. Expectations are high.” Scared the s**t out of me."

Put on the Miami Heat jersey, set the fog machine to medium, and tell the man in black we say hello—this episode is all aboutt ’Spooked’ from Season 8! With Halloween just a few short days away, we go into this haunted episode, talking about the storylines between Andy and Erin, how Pam believes in ghosts, and the best moments from the costume party. And of course we highlight all of the grown up parties, multiple Kate Middletons, and cinema of the unsettling along the way. Then in the Conference Room we talk about Office costumes sent to us and announce the launching of our new merch store (!) before closing with a Halloween version of our Ordinary Things segment. 

Why is it such a shock that we follow the royal story? Warms my heart, thinking about them two kids…doing it. 

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"It’s like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I’ll say it to my next one too."

Put on your backup glasses and break out the fluffy fingers, this week is about ‘Did I Stutter?’ from Season 4! We break down the clash of the titans, where in one corner you have Michael, and he is mad. And then in the other corner, you have Stanley, and he’s mad. Kevin says that’s about it, but we know there’s more, so we discuss all of the Mad Libs, wet cement, and outgoing voice messages with zing and pep that make up this episode. Then we head to the conference room where we give some recommendations about the music, TV, and podcasts we’ve been watching and listening to. 

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"Well, I was in the Seminary for a year and dropped out ’cause I wanted to have sex with this girl, Cathy. Followed her to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in H.R. Later she divorced me. So no, I wouldn’t say I have a passion for H.R."

We’ll let you in on a little secret: we’ve been very much looking forward to this episode. Very, very much. We have been steeped in anticipation. Toby has been cruisin’ for a bruisin’ for twelve years, and we are now his cruise director, and our name is Captain Bruisin’. This week is all about everything that is wrong with the paper industry, Toby Flenderson! We go through his role and character arc, highlighting all of the trips to Costa Rica, Chad Flendermen novels, and caprese salads that make up his time on the show. Then in the Conference Room we discuss the new ‘Office Experience’ in Chicago as well as some Office Halloween ideas before wrapping up with a signature round of trivia. 

We tried. We tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. 

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Hey folks, we've got a special clip for you today from Team Coco's newest podcast 'Parks and Recollection' hosted by Parks and Recreation star Rob Lowe and writer Alan Yang who wrote for every season. They're breaking down the beloved comedy Parks and Recreation episode by episode and I think you'll love it. Take a listen to this clip and go check out Parks and Recollection now wherever you get podcasts.

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