IN POP CULTURE: More on the Jonas-Turner divorce! America's Ass is now a married man! Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis punk'd themselves! Jimmy Fallon is a horrible boss! Drew Barrymore crosses the picket line! and Martin Short slander is never to be tolerated!
IN OTHER: Burning man sounds awful!
IN SPORTS: Football is back and so is Brock Purdy's wiggle!