IN SPORTS: Taylor Swift now owns the NFL and Travis Kelce. Brock Purdy can't afford to live on his own, but the 49ers are doing quite well. Colin Kaepernick makes a move to come back to the NFL, but the NFL remains racist.
IN POP CULTURE: Washed up Comedian Dane Cook 51 marries his child bride. There is a resurgence of Kevin James. Sophie Turner teams up with Taylor Swift and the gang to take down Joe Jonas.
IN POLITICS: New Jersey's crooked Senator Bob Menendez gets caught with bars of gold amongst other things.