IN WORLD/POLITICS: Henry Kissinger is finally dead. Noor attends a Town Council Meeting and it goes "not well bitch!". The House passes a dangerous resolution equating Antizionism with Antisemitism. George Santos is expelled from Government.
IN POP CULTURE: More accusations against Diddy's guilty ass. New Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Annemarie Wiley's husband Marcellus Wiley is accused of s*x crimes. Taylor Swift is named Times Person of the Year. Julianna Margulies is a racist monster.
IN SPORTS: The 49ers beat The Eagles and Raheel is a bully.