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IN SPORTS: Meet the new Prince of New Jersey (Tommy Cutlets) and get horny for Shohei's insane contract.
IN POP CULTURE: Jen Shah is doing aerobics with Elizabeth Holmes in the big house. Pro-Palestinian CAA Agent gets a surprising supporter.
IN OTHER: Taco Bell orgy lawsuit, marriage for money v. love, and other nonsense.