IN SPORTS: The Eagles aren't having the best time, especially not first Desi Assistant Defensive Coordinator Sean Desai who got demoted. Tommy Cutlets makes amends. Something about Brock Purdy being an MVP IDK I stopped listening.
IN POP CULTURE: Ziwe platforms George Santos. Ethan Slater makes a stand. Demi Lovato's ex fiancé is unwell. Epstein's documents are about to wreak havoc on Hollywood. Jonathan Majors is done.
IN POLITICS: The Florida GOP are hypocrites. Gay sex is happening in Senate.