On this week’s episode, There’s a child marrying convention that Eli isn’t a keynote speaker at, North Carolina gets asked if they wanna secede, and Steve and Tally Cass from Monster on Sunday will be here to rock your f-cking world. Guest Links: Check out Monster on Sunday’s website and don’t forget to use the promo code. Learn more about Reason Rally. Get tickets to the Crystal City after party. Our Links: Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Farnsworth Quote: If you’d like to check out Pie Studios, Click Here. Headlines: Tow Truck driver claims religious liberty after refusing service to disabled Bernie supporter: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/05/tow-truck-driver-says-god-told-him-to-leave-a-disabled-woman-stranded-due-to-her-bumper-sticker/ Roy Moore suspended pending investigation into ethics violations: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/06/judicial-tyrant-roy-moore-is-suspended-for-his-obstruction-of-alabama-same-sex-marriage-licenses/ A child marrying convention involving the duggars http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/duggar-cult-founder-plans-kansas-retreat-to-set-up-arranged-marriages-for-teen-girls/ (event later cancelled) http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/05/christian-mans-retreat-to-arrange-marriages-for-kids-has-been-canceled/ Justice Department is like ‘hey man you dont get to make up hate laws” http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/us-justice-department-notifies-nc-gov-pat-mccrory-that-anti-gay-bill-violates-civil-rights-act/ Gordon klingenschmitt says gays want to have sex in your guest bedroom http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/gordon-klingenschmitt-gays-will-demand-have-sex-your-guest-bedroom Kassig doesnt know if people are born gay: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/john-kasich-gets-defensive-when-asked-if-people-are-born-gay-i-dont-know-how-it-all-works/ TN pastor: Scientists are abandoning evolution in favor of UFOs, therefore god: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/tennessee-pastor-claims-all-scientists-are-abandoning-evolution-for-ufos-and-aliens-which-is-god/ Mayor of Jackson insists his “pray the potholes away” strategy is working http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/06/mayor-of-jackson-mississippi-insists-god-is-fixing-the-citys-potholes/ Musical about the pope http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/john-paul-ii-superstar-polish-writer-readies-biographical-musical-about-late-pope/ This Week in Misogyny: Chick calls pregnancy the silver lining for rape http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/gop-lawmaker-calls-pregnancy-gods-silver-lining-rape Pastor allows cop to abuse teenage girl for four months (TWIM) http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/pastor-allowed-san-antonio-cop-to-sexually-abuse-teenage-girl-for-four-months-police/ Alabama law makes it easier for pedophiles than women’s clinics http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/a-new-alabama-law-would-make-life-easier-for-sex-offenders-than-womens-clinics/